草，我居然熬夜看完了抠抠米，不对，心海的传说任务，它需要完成雷电将军的传说任务才能玩，所以我觉得可以云一波了🤔

云完感觉极其的wiebitte🤔离了个大谱的是心海能够赢得和sara chan的谈判，完全是因为⑨条方面真的和愚人众有一腿，太巧合了🤔当然，这点也可以用meta剧情的方式来理解，那就是诸葛抠抠米真的用可能存在的情报网络，知道了⑨条士兵和愚人众有一腿的事情，所以放纵手下魔怔士兵认为自己编造出了⑨条勾结愚人众的事情然后煽动其他士兵橄榄迫真谈判（我们肉眼可见的是别看sara chan萌，但和谈是假，逼对方放弃军权甚至当场斩首才是真），从而拿这个逼迫⑨条方面不打自招，让kawaii sara chan拿下反抗军指挥权的计划破产，这样也就解释了那些士兵事后没有被惩罚反而被调到了特种部队，准备应对幕府那边解决完内乱后的第二次入侵🤔如果剧情真是这个样子的话，我愿称诸葛抠抠米为稻妻第一乐子壬，什么八重屑狐狸简直弱爆了🤔

但我觉得这个就非常阴谋论了，极有可能不是原作的设定，大概就和我用第一次工业革命来解读ryza剧情一样离谱🤔原作里面，抠抠米听说自己阵营有魔怔壬的事可是能量直接-5的哦，如果真计划通的话难道能量不+5吗🤔当然，也许抠抠米搞能量这个设定就是用来troll在座的所有人（包括第四面墙外的壬）的🤔

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我突然发现我把genshin frontier的稻妻篇鸽到抠抠米的传说任务出了之后可能不是一个好主意🤔但另外一方面可能这玩意也不会影响我的写作，因为抠抠米官方剧情简直和抠抠米减成负值的暴击率一样垃圾（哪个死🐴玩意填的这-100%数值，尽管能够看出来不鼓励堆暴击的思路，但这仍然架不住meta魔怔壬给堆个50%上去，这给别的水系角色比如barbruh直接150%暴击率有了，草死），所以我就是用寄吧写剩下的章节，都比现在这玩意好114514倍🤔

其实，我卡了八成是因为我没法给新角色命名，而不是别的原因，没看见剧情大纲我两周前就写好了吗（大嘘🤔

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到现在为止，2.1所有配了音的任务约等于整个稻妻后期剧情全线翻车🤔车门已经焊死了，接下来你们可以放心mockokomi了，如果米忽悠株式会社不赶紧飞了他们的编剧的话，刻晴的传说任务也会变得和抠抠米一样垃圾，这样，mockeqing也会像mockokomi一样，便乘从战力到剧情到waifu力全方位乳（对于某些魔怔incel来说，刻晴1.1新加的“重新思考帝君”语音都能破大防，草死🤔

话说回来，抠抠米可以说是个究极缝合怪角色，就像这款游戏一样🤔一个普通（确信）的二刺螈萌妹非要缝合一大堆要素，军师兼总司令、巫女、政治领袖还有迫真美人鱼，真tm是watatsumi trinity了（确信🤔然而，米社的脑瘫编剧，至少负责2.1的脑瘫编剧欠缺写好军师的能力，还全想要🤔

当然米社本身的问题难道不就是能力不够还全想要吗，又想白嫖测试玩家又想新版本不泄漏，又想白嫖玩家公关又不想被黑粉背刺，又想要像正经3a作品一样傲慢又在做gacha game，又想把抠抠米写成什么宗教领袖美人鱼又忘不了根本没有能力塑造的军师人设🤔在这破游戏里面paimon就是个这种贪婪的角色，而现在整个米社都将paimon当作吉祥物了，简直自嘲完美🤔那就没办法了，活该翻车（吴慈悲🤔

所以对米社来说，其实最好的办法是彻底抛弃抠抠米的军师人设🤔大不了编一个谎，说抠抠米本来就不是当军师的料，所谓谋略都是另外一个角色代笔的🤔然后赶紧找个靠谱的编剧把这个角色凹出来，后面随便找个版本进池子，这总比到时候再像eula chan一样被骂空降来得强（顺便一提，eula chan的传说任务雷点和这个几乎一毛一样，搞不好真是同一个编剧写的🤔然后，赶紧加带力度渲染心海作为watatsumi island精神领袖的部分，讲讲海底民的历史（或者心海其实是人鱼杂交种），再搞搞恁社编剧最擅长（大嘘）的煽情风格剧情，cg搞起来，音乐搞起来，放心，恁游的目标玩家绝对会把抠抠米的军师人设忘得一干二净，而且到时候哪怕恁社的脑瘫数值策划填了-1145%暴击率都会有一群被剧情感动到的米孝子嗯洗，哪像现在，所有人都在mockokomi🤔当然，批站还有壬在坚持嗯洗抠抠米的脑瘫剧情，但批站本来就是大脑降级壬聚集的粪坑，what would you expect？🤔

不然，你以为我们想在角色的传说任务里面看到什么？🤔屑风神的传说任务表面上来说是帮某人解除心结，实际上揭示了蒙德的一段历史，以及蒙德人（包括神）的部分价值观🤔钟离都出了两个传说任务了，表面上是陪退休岩神逛街，其实也揭示了璃月历史的一部分，包括第二章也是如此，至于凹钟离的人格魅力反而是其次了🤔这些非常成功的传说任务都是遵循了米社最擅长的以小见大路线，并且还能给原学家提供丰富的养料，方便他们编剧未来抄作业🤔

那按照这个逻辑，雷电将军的传说任务表面上来说是将影酱约出来逛街，结果逛着逛着就到稻妻城下面了，然后揭示稻妻的一段历史，然后再回到现实世界解决稻妻的内部矛盾也行🤔至于抠抠米就更不用说了，watatsumi island的历史可以大肆渲染一波，甚至比稻妻的历史还有讲头，搞不好还有机会便乘这游戏最出彩的点🤔

但我们最后玩到的传说任务里面，两个角色都缺失了这一部分，我们最想要看到的东西都没有出现🤔米社彻底抛弃了他们以小见大的叙事优势，却开始嗯凹他们不擅长的玩意，比如写雷电将军如何重新执政，比如写军事谋略🤔这样，整个2.1剧情翻车得毫无争议了🤔

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但是，对我们这些正常人来说，让抠抠米全都要反而比米社的其他“全都要”目标容易得多，这简直就和高中命题作文一样容易🤔我寻思下次高考作文别写议论文了，写“已知稻妻怎么怎么样，反抗军怎么怎么样（恐怕题目前提要比答案还要长了），你是米忽悠株式会社新上任的编剧，上一个编剧由于写2.1主线剧情翻车已经被飞了，调到了崩坏3项目组（大嘘），带伟哥要你搞一个珊瑚宫心海的传说任务剧本，要求能够体现抠抠米的全部要素（三位一体.jpg），并挽救上一个编剧留下的重大失误（附加2.1主线剧情的梗概），1145字，30分钟，请（吴慈悲”🤔

如果这个60分的作文题想拿到及格分的话，至少你得能体现出你对这两个问题的理解：

• 上个编剧为什么翻车了，在什么地方翻的车（我们只论心海部分，雷电将军翻车属于超纲内容）？
• 该添加什么要素或者魔改什么剧情来挽救上个编剧的翻车点？

像我这种高中语文经常不及格的壬都能轻松答出：

• 珊瑚宫心海自从2.0预告就被我司（大嘘）各种部门的壬灌输了军师的设定，而上个编剧写出来的东西将心海的情报劣势展现得一览无余，又通过后续的剧情暴露出了心海的执政缺陷，对手下士兵的管理无力等，三位一体大概只有信仰部分没有翻车了，这样的彩笔都能被包装成军师，真是滑了个大稽，很难不让人赞叹稻妻地区优秀的匹配机制（大嘘🤔

• 上个编剧对所有重大事件的发生都缺乏铺垫，甚至包括反抗军是怎么冲到天守阁的，他们为什么开始冲雷电将军了（然后激活了神之眼）🤔当然这部分如果正经解释的话都便乘了八重的功劳，但这是心海题，所以强行给心海搞点戏份也是可以的🤔

• 心海比诸葛亮还要累，要不要让人物设计部门做几个新角色帮心海分点活？（带伟哥：NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

所以，我可能会这么写这个命题作文：

稻妻的雷电将军是放弃眼狩令了，然而自从上次的愚人众邪眼事件后，珊瑚宫心海一直闭关不出，反抗军的壬一点办法也没有，幕府军的⑨条sara chan借此机会向反抗军施压，要是心海不在某个期限之前出来“和谈”的话，他们就准备强行接收watatsumi island了（悲🤔

这样也解释了所谓和谈结果地位不对等的问题了，心海是被逼着出的，不然按照地位对等原则反抗军派出去和谈的可以是gorou不见得非得是心海🤔而且心海是三位一体，指名道姓要心海出来，很难不让人thonk幕府军想斩首🤔

他们实在是没啥办法，只能想到通过宵宫（看见没有，这样还满足了稻妻amber的粉丝，他们因为宵宫天天被乳已经非常不满了，离刺杀带伟哥大概差不太远了）请旅行者，也就是荧酱来watatsumi island劝劝心海，赶紧出来收拾局面吧🤔

荧酱到了之后，发现心海在那儿一直闭门思过，但不知自己做错了什么，才让愚人众钻了空子，把哲平等人当成了小白鼠🤔经过一番迫真聊天后，心海了解到了荧酱和八重等人那几天干的事情，了解到了雷电将军的本质、三奉行之间的矛盾还有⑨条家在雷电将军的传说任务里后院起火而sara chan还蒙在鼓里等情报，并承认了自己情报方面的弱点，以及自己是个匆忙上任的弱🐔（可以写上任巫女被幕府军用计橄榄了）却把自己包装成稻妻诸葛亮来吓唬幕府军的迫真计谋🤔这里可以穿插一部分心海身世之类的赚同情分的玩意🤔

但现在幕府再过114514秒就真的要全面入侵了，心海也必须被迫应对🤔在荧酱的鼓舞下，心海决定成长为一个真正的军师，第一步当然是雇佣（确信）荧酱为首席情报官，派荧酱利用主线剧情里建立起来的迫真信任关系接近sara chan，并且监视⑨条军的动向🤔当然，荧酱借此机会发现了⑨条部队的某些壬和愚人众合谋的事情，并向他们套话，发现了他们和战前一样的侥幸心理（当然，雷电将军并不会像他们想的那样管愚人众是超纲内容，暂时不提🤔

荧酱回去报告心海后，他们想出一个计划🤔刚好心海发现他们反抗军里的部分战士有点魔怔了，一天到晚就知道塔塔开塔塔开一次摸塔塔开，不塔塔开就欲求不满的那种，所以刚好荧酱可以去煽动他们塔塔开，让他们编出“⑨条和愚人众合谋”的谣言，并鼓动反抗军上下在和谈的时候橄榄幕府军🤔而和原作心海对此一无所知、知道了就犯愁相反，此处心海当然是睁一只眼闭一只眼啦🤔也放纵部下随便迫害稻妻商人之类的🤔

出乎幕府军的意料，心海居然出现在了迫真和谈现场，而且还有荧酱护航🤔和原计划一样，⑨条sara chan提出了114514条不合理的条件，准备故意破坏和谈并开始进攻🤔没想到反抗军率先拿幕府军勾结愚人众来发难，心海借机用掉了已知的所有情报（除了幕府勾结愚人众外，还有⑨条家后院起火这种⑨条军前线没人知道的事），逼得sara chan一句话都说不出来，只能退兵了事🤔搞不好还可以玩一波诸葛亮骂王朗的梗，水点字数🤔当然我估计sara chan的粉丝，比如我，恐怕就不高兴了🤔

事后和原作差不多，心海将这些极端壬收编到了特种部队，让他们不用神之眼一人单挑两个幕府武士啥的，准备迎接幕府军解决内乱后的再度入侵🤔当然我估计心海肯定也扩充了情报部队的规模，不可能一直依赖随时就去另外一个国家的荧酱🤔

并且心海再次介绍了自己的身世（此处插入一段cg）🤔并认识得很清楚，反抗眼狩令真的只是个幌子，况且这个幌子战后变得不太好使了，watatsumi island和稻妻主岛的矛盾不可调和，早晚会再打一仗🤔并且自己已经做好了为watatsumi island牺牲的觉悟，怎么怎么样，怎么煽情怎么来，我就不赘述了🤔

从此，心海完成了所谓的character arc，玩家纷纷满足了角色养成的成就感并将心海的池子抽爆，忽视了心海暴击率-1145%的事实，并在半个月之后由于心海仍然被全网乳气得向米忽悠株式会社发动赵弹打击甚至再次刺杀带伟哥🤔

好，这样及格分就有了，想在这个基础之上拿满分就需要往里面凹所谓的文学水平了，这可不是我擅长的玩意，不然我也不会高中语文经常不及格了，这点就留给你们自由发挥了（确信🤔

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我突然想到一个问题：cuties impact弱🐔的角色其实不少，为什么某些五星角色被乳的频率更高，为什么最高的是刻晴？🤔为什么心海可能可以替代刻晴被乳之王的位置？🤔

一个非常明显的原因：性价比🤔

我前段时间被推送了一个抠抠米的视频，是个/z/本氪佬发的，c6抠抠米搭配了可能是r5的专武，结果开q之后伤害只有七八千，我寻思试用关卡里的c0抠抠米也只有六七千，那你这命座抽了个寂寞🤔

那这么算下来抠抠米的命座性价比就低得离谱了🤔用相同的钱抽aJAJAJAJAka能直接鲨穿深渊，抽eula chan都能猴八位数物伤了🤔更不用说抠抠米的专武真就只有抠抠米才有加成，给barbruh dps和mona都没法用🤔给抠抠米呢？搞不好加成比雾切给刻晴的加成还微不足道🤔

毕竟月卡党和白嫖党歪个零命不行的角色顶多自认倒霉，一般不会上升到乳的程度，但抽高命角色得掏出大量的真金白银，当他们发现花了好几万（我们算一下，按平均70抽一个金、50/50真的是小保底50%出up算，从零抽抠抠米到c6大概需要70*10.5*160=117600原石，国服价格是11760元，美服价格是1814美元，至于专武那大概就是个无底坑了，按照现在的定轨玩法，可以粗略算出60*3*160*5=144000原石）抽到的高命角色配满精专武性价比没有那么高时，远远比不上其他一些满命满精角色时，当然就会气得像元首一样大叫，然后开始加大力度乳了🤔那些什么“优化刻晴队结果把刻晴优化出去深渊speedrun反而快了”的乳制品厂商，他的刻晴队搞不好除了刻晴外，还有一大堆别的高命角色🤔平民刻晴队要是优化出刻晴的话搞不好连过都过不了🤔

而我们都知道，gacha游戏里面顶级氪佬总是能发出最响亮的声音，以至于其他壬的声音只不过是跟风而已🤔毕竟gacha游戏的商业模式和饭圈差不太多，掏钱最多的话语权最大🤔所以mockeqing和mockokomi才成为主流，而宵宫乳的人就很少了，毕竟高命宵宫可以说是非常猛的🤔再说了，宵宫可是稻妻amber，amber谁不喜欢，不喜欢barbruh的壬都存在，不喜欢amber的壬我半个都没见到过🤔现在有抠抠米在这儿，稻妻amber都成夸耀之词了，毕竟抠抠米是稻妻aqua🤔

至于xinyan或者yanfei chan这样更加弱🐔的角色，氪佬压根就不会用它们，真爱党早就顶级圣遗物撸上去了，然后拿来录exe梗视频🤔但你要是作为休闲玩家的话，看到这些视频以为yanfei chan真的可以替代diluc了，那么结果无非是只能给yanfei chan堆元素精通4tf，然后称“给某个角色堆元素精通4tf是讽刺的做法，暗示这个角色没啥卵用”了🤔

说到diluc，他之所以现在被乳，可是因为在氪佬那边表现不行，远远不如高命宵宫或者高命胡桃酱这些怪物🤔但对平民来说，diluc强度还是在线的，可以用来鲨穿深渊的那种🤔

搞清楚一天到晚乳角色的都是哪些壬，是非常重要的一件事，有助于我们这些米忽悠株式会社的低质量资产更深地理解这游戏角色的优劣，合理安排卡池，合理练角色，用相同的时间发挥最大战力（确信🤔再无非就是氪佬的性价比定义其实和我们也是不同的，但我敢断定，抠抠米在这两种性价比的定义之下都不怎么样🤔所以最后，我们都可以抛弃成见一块mockokomi了🤔

我似乎有点高估我接受辣味食物的能力了🤔那个什么鱼香肉丝料理包，连续吃了三天之后果然开始急性腹泻，草🤔

但和去年相比，今年买的总感觉有点索然无味🤔不清楚它本来就是这种味道，还是我的味觉其实退化了，还是它开始偷工减料了🤔但无论如何，这几天貌似马上就有临期鲜肉月饼了，我寻思做个月饼炒意面（大嘘）都比这垃圾玩意好吃114514倍🤔

另外一方面cuties impact这游戏也越来越接近索然无味了，在我把the catch拉到了90级之后，哪怕元素精通雷电将军都能打出一万九的爆发伤害，所以我一不小心又乳了一次刻晴🤔我估计等精炼材料集齐、dps套刷好之后五六万应该没啥问题，但这样总感觉没啥意思🤔

fischlthonk

kawaii fischl chan一丝不挂的时候都要thonk，然后就被我做成了表情包：

我发现喜欢fischl chan完全是因为小乳房，所以按照那群cancel小将的说法，我大概是一个一个一个一个炼铜术士啊啊啊啊啊🤔

与此同时我以某种申必方式发现了illusion的老游戏将屏幕分辨率藏在哪个配置文件，以及如何将其修改成4k🤔至于那些用了unity的新游戏，它就在注册表里啊，随便修改🤔

具体来说，答案分别是data目录下面的gsd.cfg，以及二进制修改🤔但发现这玩意的过程极其有意思🤔

首先人工学园2有一个神奇的魔改版本，叫做AA2MiniPPX，它从头实现了一种可以压缩的封包格式，叫做ppx，这样它就能从原来的可能有12GB直接压缩到2.82GB🤔这个版本也可以加载一大堆mod，比如之前没有的第一人称视角mod，当然，它也可以用任何分辨率运行，比如4k🤔所以，我看了下它是怎么将4k分辨率写入配置文件的🤔

它具体来说用一大堆lua脚本来实现魔改操作，比如按照它的mod载入逻辑第一个mod永远是叫做launcher的mod，打开\AAUnlimited\mod\launcher\dlg.lua，可以看到里面有一个函数是和分辨率有关的：

local function update_res(text)
    text = text or "1280x720"
    local x,y = text:match("^([0-9]+)x([0-9]+).*$")
    if not x or not y then return end
    x = tonumber(x)
    y = tonumber(y)
    if x< 100 or y < 100 or x > 10000 or y > 10000 then return end

    local function gcd(m, n)
        while m ~= 0 do
            m, n = n%m, m
        end
        return n
    end

    local factor
    local ax
    local ay

    factor = x / y
    if math.abs(factor - 16/9) < 0.1 then
        ax = 16
        ay = 9
    elseif math.abs(factor - 16/10) < 0.1 then
        ax = 16
        ay = 10
    elseif math.abs(factor - 4/3) < 0.1 then
        ax = 4
        ay = 3
    elseif math.abs(factor - 9/16) < 0.01 then
        ax = 9
        ay = 16
    elseif math.abs(factor - 10/16) < 0.01 then
        ax = 10
        ay = 16
    else
        factor = gcd(x,y)
        ax = x/factor
        ay = y/factor

        if ax > 128 or ay > 128 then return end
    end

    gsdconfig.aspectx = ax
    gsdconfig.aspecty = ay
    gsdconfig.x = x
    gsdconfig.y = y
    gsdlib.save_gsd(gsdconfig)
    _CONFIG["res_"..exe_type] = x .. "x" .. y
    Config.save()
end

这个函数的输入参数是一个AAAAxBBBB格式的字符串，分别代表横向和纵向分辨率，所以也有这么一个变量

local reslist = {
    "800x480","854x480","960x600","1024x600","1280x720","1280x800","1280x854","1280x960","1366x768",
    "1440x900","1440x960","1600x900","1680x1050","1920x1080","1920x1200","2048x1080","2048x1536",
    "2560x1600","2560x2048","3840x2160","3840x1600","4096x1716","4096x2160"
}

里面是所有可以在那个魔改版本launcher里面选择的分辨率🤔但它最重要的功能是暗示了一个叫做gsd的东西，在拆分了AAAA和BBBB并且算出宽高比之后它调用一个和gsd相关的玩意将它们写入配置文件，而且同目录里刚好有个叫做gsd.lua的脚本，这个脚本刚好规定了如何读取和写入一个叫做gsd.cfg的配置文件🤔

其中format一栏规定了人工学园2的gsd.cfg应该是什么格式：

local format = {
    --"\x03\x00\x00\x00\x00",
    "\x03\x00\x00\x00\x00",
    { x=int },
    { y=int },

    { zoom=bool },

    { aspectx=byte },
    { aspecty=byte },

    "\xdf\xff\xff\xff\x00\x00", -- mandatory

    { fullscreen=bool },
    { mipmap=byte },

    --"\x00\x00\x00",
    "\x01\x00\x02",

    { sharp=bool },
    { bilinear=bool },
    "\x00",
    { fastrender=bool },
    { svp=bool },

    "\x00\x01\x00\x01\x00\x00\x00\x00\x00\x00",
    --zero:rep(10),

    { blur=bool },
    "\x00",
    { shadowmap=byte },
    "\x00",
    { rim=bool },

    "\x01", -- shadowmap for body enable?
    { dynlight=bool },
     "\x00\x00",
    { outline=bool },

    zero:rep(1046),

    { aa=byte }
}

我反正没有看懂它是怎么将分辨率的数值转换为二进制的，但我至少明白怎么将人工学园2的gsd.cfg中和分辨率相关的几个字节替换到另外一款illusion游戏里了🤔貌似它将分辨率的数值和0xFFFFFFFF做了一次应该是xor运算，然后写了进去，但实在不行直接从人工学园2的gsd.cfg里复制过去就完事了🤔

我需要修改的游戏是一款叫做Wakeari的游戏，它的gsd.cfg和人工学园2还是不太一样的，比如开头是01 00 00 00 00而不是03 00 00 00 00，而且在DF FF FF FF之前比人工学园2少了两个字节，少的刚好是aspectx和aspecty🤔复制过去之后它真的便乘了4k，问题是感觉有些按钮没有显示🤔接下来我发现了DF前面的那个字节在Wakeari里面是干什么的了，它是用来规定宽高比的，取值00时是4:3，取值01时是16:10，取值02时是16:9🤔改成02之后一切正常，外加dgVoodoo也被我配置好了，终于可以impact 4k cuties（大嘘）了🤔

tankeqing

https://cyberdrop.me/a/BecVgIku

现在除了thonkeqing外还有tankeqing，说不定哪天还会有fuckeqing，keqing这名字梗浓度实在是太高了🤔

01

It's Lumine chan's neinty neinth day since she was trapped in this place called Inazuma, without ways to return to her familiar land. Still, she could recall her reckless action of saving Thoma from his Vision taken everyday, thus making her the most wanted ever by the Raiden Shogun, and having to flee to Watatsumi island to work under Sangonomiya Resistance temporarily.

"C-captain Lumine! Her Excellency sent me here, she required your immediate attendance, sofort! "

"For what? For another ronin camp behind our lines to rek? If that's the case, tell Kokomi to go fuck herself, I had other important matters to attend. "

"I don't know, but she said it's an ueber urgent matter, seems much more urgent than our ronin problems. "

"Ah-I see... I knew what she's talking about. It must be... Alright, I'll reach her asap. " Lumine thonks.

"What is it? " One of Lumine chan's travel companions, Tachibana Sacchara, asked.

"Didn't you remember the Fold network problem I mentioned yesterday, sweetheart? "

"The strange device that allows us to teleport throughout Watatsumi Island and elsewhere? "

"Yes. Teleport Waypoints throughout Watatsumi Island had different Fold network specifications than elsewhere, only someone with the Resistance IFF could use it to reach Sangonomiya Shrine. But last few days I saw a bunch of Shogunate arseholes trying to activate one of the terminus nodes, of course they got rekt by us in time. I thonk they must found some vulnerabilities in our IFF protocols, if they want, they can deploy their main army right into our headquarters, and we can do nothing about it. We better hurry to see if our Zhuge Kokomi thonk of any countermeasures. "

After a series of Fold jumps, they finally reached Sangonomiya Shrine, the Resistance's headquarters. In the war room sat Sangonomiya Kokomi, the commander and chief strategist of the Resistance aka "Inazuman Zhuge Liang", as well as other Resistance figures.

"Who is Zhuge Liang though? "

"One of the greatest strategists in Liyue's history, his stories are pretty much to say in a few sentences. And yes, the session already started, let's hear from them. "

Kokomi noticed Lumine's arrival. "You finally arrive, Captain Lumine. Now our new operation is a go. Several days ago, my intel sources indicated that the Shogunate Army plan to initiate a massive invasion to totally get rid of us, using our own Fold networks. "

"And as what I could know, they actually believe the theory that our Fold technology is pretty primitive, that these Waypoints could only be set within a certain distance, so someone will have to jump multiple times before they can reach here. But actually, our Waypoints can project as much distance as the Shogunate ones, the rules of jumping is only used to stop threats mid jumps... "

"I seem to follow you. That means, in their invasion plans, if they actually had one, they will try their best to finish jumps and jump right into our last Waypoint in the preceived jump route. And you might need me to move this Waypoint into elsewhere? "

"Exactly! You definitely had perfect locations for these Shogunate army to reach, right? "

"I had pretty many, like... the Electro water in Seirai Island. Of course normal water would be enough to drown them to death, but Electro water... would make them suffer more before death. Let them taste their beloved Shogun's own medicine. The problem is, how exactly could I set the Waypoint in the middle of Electro water? I just couldn't freeze this kinda water long enough to construct a Cyro bridge so I could have enough time to set it up. "

"You can definitely use Geo if you want, right? Put up some Geo Constructs, then you can set it up in there. "

"But I can't return to the old world to touch Geo statue to change my element back to Geo. Otherwise I could even persuade Zhongli into the operations. He could make higher Geo Construct than mine. "

"Let me think about it... If you couldn't, just put it above some kinda normal water, they're gonna be drown anyway. "

"And what about the vulnerabilities in our IFF protocol-"

"I know, I know. I already knew what kinda vulnerabilities they're gonna use, and how we're gonna fix it, and luckily, the fix can be applied in single Waypoint scale. That means, we can fix all these Waypoints near our critical locations, so they will never be able to pose any real threats to us. And we deliberately left some of these Waypoints unpatched, so they'll be forced to go through the jump route we chose for them, and the last jump would be in whatever location you'll set up. And now here's the Waypoint. Take it, and put it in wherever you like. The Shogunate army would be in hours. "

"Hours? That was pretty fast. I gotta get going asap. " Lumine chan took the Waypoint from Kokomi, and disappeared via Fold in a mere second.

02

It's getting more and more festival atmospheres in the land of Liyue, while Kaedehara Kazuha was wandering around Guyun Stone Forest, as usual. Even as now he still wondered how the literal futabruh could he Fold outta Inazuma anyway, since if you're in Inazuma, you can't actually find anywhere else to Fold outside your familiar locations, especially if you're wanted by the Shogunate, you will have much less locations to Fold.

And then he saw a purple clothes girl with cat ears fighting enemies in style. But her damage output is too low, the fight became too stranded and painful. Kazuha decided to join her fight, and he used his skills to mix enemies with Electro and Hydro together. He's a firm believer of Elemental Mastery, and he already equipped Viridescent Venerer of 1145 Elemental Mastery, that made these enemies suffered huge arse Electro-charged damage, thus finished the fight pretty quick.

"Wow, I'm pretty impressed. Actually I don't need your help, but still thanks. "

"You didn't look like you won't need any help though, otherwise you should finish them in seconds. By the way, your cat ear is pretty cute, actually. "

"It's hairstyle, not cat ears! "

"Sorry, I did not see that coming. What's your name then? "

"I'm Keqing, Yuheng of the Liyue Qixing. "

"Never expect to meet a Qixing here... Only if these commissioners could get the fuck outta their headquarters for a millisecond, probably they could get a better understanding of how to rule Inazuma... "

"You said you're from Inazuma, right? I thought this place is only a myth. My friends always joke on me that I could become Electro Archon when these alchemists in Mondstadt really created Inazuma from scratch anyway. "

"No, Inazuma really exists, it's just unreachable or unfoldable from here. And it really had an Archon too. "

"Oh, is it a good Archon, or a bad one? "

"It's pretty hard to describe her as simply good or bad, let's just say, she's a controversial Archon. "

"How so? "

"She started to isolate Inazuma from the outside worlds, so that these harms cannot even reach Inazuma; and in the meantime we had corrupt as fuck Tri-Commissions, or at least two of the three are rotten to the core. Not to mention her current Vision Hunt Decree literally formed Sangonomiya Resistance, thus the civil wars. "

"That's pretty interesting, an Archon hunts Visions instead of issuing them. No wonder there are no new Electro Vision user over these years... " Keqing thonks, "No to mention I didn't remember how many months passed since I was rejected from any Spiral Abyss teams. "

"You mean the performance show that reqires participants to beat a bunch of tough enemies in three minutes? It's said that Visions are gods' projection upon humans, so if she's really not interested in human anymore, that might explains the sudden damage output drop in Electro Vision users... "

Kazuha suddenly realized that Keqing must be mocked for her loss in damage output for quite a time. "... But don't worry, I know just the way to regain your battle power. "

"Really? By how? "

"Well, I'm a specialist in Elemental Reactions, of course I know. When Electro reacts with Pyro, it would cause powerful Overload, which is Pyro damage, that's totally outta Electro Archon's reign. If we could find another Pyro user to travel with us, we can totally fuck the Abyss, and people will no longer mock you. Not to mention my Viridescent Venerer set can decrease enemies' Pyro res for 40%, so they will receive more Overload damage. "

"Sounds pretty good. If your theory's correct, I only need to stack Elemental Mastery? "

"Exactly! You must have a lotta Thundering Fury with Elemental Mastery mainstat, right? If you use them, you can totally forgot about substat optimizations, and have fun. "

"Yes, I even had three sets of Thundering Fury all of Elemental Mastery. "

"Then upgrade them! And we'll head for Hanfeng's Ironmongers to forge an Iron String. Did you have extra Sword Billet? "

"No, but I can exchange one at Mingxing Jewelry with my Geo Sigils. "

"Good. Now we need to find a Pyro user to accompany us. "

"I knew exactly the people we need, Xiangling, Wanmin Restaurant's Head Chef. She will hardly refuse us if we are on the adventure for food ingredients. "

"Good, Musk Reef if pretty near Mondstadt, and we can help her find food ingredients for payments of participating the Abyss conquest. "

"Alright then, let's Fold back to Liyue Harber to see what Xiangling's doing. " Keqing and Kazuha disappeared in a mere second.

03

The Shogunate Army's invasion plans started with a fake truce, helded at Yashiori Island, the place where Watatsumi Island's god, Orobashi, was slain. As Sangonomiya Kokomi arrived, she found the Shogunate Army sent Kujou Takayuki, The Tenryou Commission's head commissioner, to form "peace talks". Probably they wanna use the Resistance' hands to assassinate him, so someone else in the Tenryou Commission could seize position of the commissioner? Kokomi thonks.

"Are you the famous Zhuge Kokomi? "

"Ja. "

"I've heard about you long before. My honor to meet you today. I assume you're aware the current situation. Why do you wage war and start the uprising with no just cause. "

"I came here to abolish the Vision Hunt Decree. Is that not just enough cause? "

"Hahahaha….. Why do you have to go against God and people? Havent you heard the saying: 'those who submit will prosper; those who resist shall perish?' Now the great Shogunate Army has millions of solders and thousands of officers. With your pathetic forces like a firefly. Is it really a match to the bright moon in the sky? If you could lay down your arms and surrender with due respect, your title would still remain. Isn't peace the most pleasant thing? "

"Hahahhahahhaha…. I thought, an old commissioner like you, would say something wise before your men and my men. Never expected you'd give such an ugly parochial speech. I have a word for everyone here to thonk about:

During the regions of the current Raiden Shogun, the shogunate authority declined with eunuchs fermenting disturbances that led to national chaos. After the Vision Hunt Decree, traitors continued one after another. Abducting Their Majesties and abusing people. As a result, unworthy and inhumane people took office and drew salary in the Tri Commission. So that the power had all been manipulated by those who were either barbaric or bowing, leading to the ruin of Inazuma and great infliction of the folks. By the time of calamity, what have you been doing, mister commissioner?

I happen to have known your history long before. You lived on the Narukami Island, and were supposed to work for the Shogun and the nation. And you, however, wage rentless wars and even collide with the Futui! Even by Gods, Your crimes are not to be forgiven! "

"You, you! Sangonomiya rustic jackass! How dare you…"

"Shut the fuck up! Old rat, didn't you know people all cross the nation wanna eat you alive, and you still have the nerve to rap? Fortunately, our nation is still blessed. In Watatsumi Island, the Resistance raised up, and we came to rape your Shogunate sorry arse. An arse-kisser like you should have hidden yourself to linger your pathetic life. How dare you blabber the God's will my men? You white-haired, old piece of shit! You are about to drop dead soon, and by then, how would you face Inazuman people sacrificing for the nation! Your lived 76 years without any achievement or talent but this ass-kissing tongue! How dare you, a spineless hound, even had the nerve to bark at my men! I have never met such a shameless suka blyat like you! "

"NO! HUMPH! HUMPH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! " Kujou rants like Yajuu Senpai.

credits go to https://www.bilibili.com/video/av41510588 for his translations of Zhuge Liang vs Wang Lang

Suddenly, thunder and rain covered Yashiori Island, with strange atmosphere in the air.

"Tatarigami! Who the fuck released Orobashi on the island? We gonna do Emergency Fold, SOFORT! " Kokomi and her men suddenly vanished, leaving Shogunate people confused. They also wanna use Fold, but the Fold Fault covered the entire island and they just couldn't Fold into anywhere, basically trapped.

"Finally, our ancient god has heard our call, and these Shogunate scums are trapped here like rats! Face the warth of your own sins, arseholes! " The Resistance army ambushed them and started a pretty chaotic fight.

Amoung them lies Neison, a Mondstadter willingly helping

"What will we do right now, commissioner? "

"Ever since we can't Fold, we'll have to retreat this place via foot. Retreat to Nazuchi Beach and wait for reinforcement. Did you bring fireworks? "

"Yes, commissioner. "

"Then fire away! Sara will know what happened and come to help us. Let's hope that our special forces made progress there, when Sangonomya returned her headquarters, she did Nazi this coming! Hahaha! "

04

114514

After defeating Signora, Raiden Shogun executed Signora and promised to let Lumine chan leave this place alive, "But my promise only works on you, traveller. As for you, Sangonomiya... "

"What? " Kokomi didn't give a literal fuck, and prepare to Fold to the statue, "I had a gaint arse statue to unlock, mein Shogun. Please don't waste my precious time. Speak, whatever bullshit you're gonna speak. "

"You even wanna unlock the statue, you little fuck! You're nothing but a Hydro Slime to me. My elemental mastery is something high, that you will be instantly eradicated by Electrocharged. "

plays Obelisk

"What if I'm a Electro slime instead? " Kokomi took out an Electro delusion from the pocket and ignited it, forming a thundering sphere around her.

"Wait... Kokomi, you know the side effects of using delusion, right? "

"Don't worry, it only lasts for mere seconds. Besides, der Shogun should see the irony that she forbids Visions but people just use delusion instead. " Kokomi started moving towards the statue, while Raiden was hitting her with lighting frequently but caused no damages at all.

Lumine chan also started to leave the place. It was not like she could find out a way to break through Fold Fault, but it's not like Raiden would strike her either, probably because she might be busy hitting Kokomi in the air.