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bruhflare.21.10.30

最近几个月我发现挂cloudflare的网站没法像以前那样随便在线观看视频了🤔而在别的软件上,cloudflare视频也呈现出极其不乐观的效果,比如mpv里尽管能看但没法拖进度条,aria2c会报错:

-> [HttpResponse.cc:86] errorCode=8 Invalid range header. Request: 985661440-1016070143/3888677743, Response: 0-3888677742/3888677743

只有wget暂时正常🤔

thonk

我对此的猜测是cloudflare故意干扰了Range这个http header的实现,比如就像上述的aria2c报错提示那样,它的某个线程需要文件里的某段,但cloudflare居然无视这个Range请求,返回了整个文件🤔这样,基本上可以认为走cloudflare代理下载的文件和搜书盘一样,多线程名存实亡了(悲🤔当然,搜书盘靠一个php向浏览器或者别的http客户端不停喂文件内容,那就更别想用Range了(🤔

但为什么cloudflare要这么做?在我拿aria2c的报错搜索的时候,我发现了这个帖子,大致意思是cloudflare不再允许用户直接cache视频了,除非买他们的付费服务🤔大草,看来这玩意八成只能这样了,因为它完全砍掉了白嫖用户的Range支持(悲🤔还好如果网络条件足够好的话(比如双方都是在美国的vps),cloudflare单线程传输文件也是没啥问题的,实测wget都能达到⑨0MB/s,这说明它至少不屑于限速🤔

barbruh

与此同时我发现搜书盘那个小学文化的站长,居然会改程序,这样那些使用空间爆掉的账号,它上传文件的时候再也收不到返回文件上传到哪儿了的json结果🤔现在好了,白嫖搜书盘的好时代,真tm结束了(悲🤔

另外纯静态blog现在理论上来说可以用搜书盘实现了🤔比如它可以用aes加密文章内容,然后将解密的js函数和加密后的玩意扔进一个html文件里面,然后将这个html扔进搜书盘(当然你要是能用rsa也可以🤔但解密用的密钥可以放进cloudflare worker的脚本里面🤔当用户每次访问这个纯静态blog时,cloudflare worker脚本只需要像我们之前撸的搜书盘脚本一样获取这个文件,然后对里面的内容做一次替换,将html里的某个占位符替换成解密用的密钥,再返回即可(确信🤔

现在最难的是如何确保它能在返回前对里面的内容完成替换?🤔

thonkbitte

我大致了解了下,目前流行的静态blog系统是种怎样的玩意🤔具体来说,它们的思路是将源文件以md的形式本地存储,然后用某种渲染工具将其渲染成html,套上某种主题模板(相当于wp主题里的相关词条),然后用git的方式将这一系列渲染好的html文件上传到github pages里,然后在那儿绑域名,完成展示🤔当然,也有更加高级的版本,利用github本身来存放源文件,然后用github action来完成渲染并上传的任务,它可以被设置成存放源文件的repo完成一次提交(修改或者新增一次源文件),就开始渲染一次,这样,它的使用体验就和wp这种动态blog没啥区别了,毕竟github可以在线使用,而且好像也有集成md编辑器(确信🤔

至于评论?用第三方评论平台实现,或者接着白嫖github🤔

但这和我上面说的静态blog貌似不太一样,我想实现的玩意是将几百篇文章塞进一个html文件里面,然后用js函数来控制哪些文章被展示出来,甚至完成文章关键词检索🤔换句话说,可能相当于用js来实现一遍动态blog,它从服务器交互方面看是静态的,但从实际能做的事来看是动态的(比如那些渲染好html的静态blog就没法实现全站检索,但我这个可以🤔

反正现在浏览器已经变得极其强大了,估计塞100MB的文章都能随便检索🤔

https://iainbean.com/posts/2020/your-blog-doesnt-need-a-javascript-framework/

thonk2

我对上次写的用来搞搜书盘的cloudflare worker脚本做了一些改进:

  • 和之前将文件url解析出来之后直接return那个url的请求不同,这次我用了一个response变量接受了它返回的结果🤔

  • 然后我再对它执行了一次await,提取出了它的text部分🤔具体来说text()这个函数返回的是一个promise,所以前面需要await一次🤔

  • 然后对这个text(现在也许已经是string对象了罢)进行替换,比如将某个占位符替换成密钥啥的🤔当然,如果这个静态blog上面的文章刚好是用来介绍这种技术的,而且出现了示例代码,那么它会不会把示例代码里的占位符也给替换了?🤔面对这种meta情形,恐怕只能整个其他占位符了🤔或者,可以把占位符设置成某个文件的sha512值,只要这个文件不是那种全网都有的玩意,它就没什么可能会出现在文章的任何位置🤔算了吧我上文都在放屁,文章本身在html文件里面的存在形式是aes加密后的密文,怎么可能会出现和占位符一毛一样的字符串(确信🤔

  • 接下来用这个替换之后的text变量和上一个response构造一个新的response对象,如果我没记错的话应该是response2 = new Response(text, response),非常简单🤔

  • 对这个新的response做些header处理,比如删掉content-disposition头(不然它肯定会作为附件来强行下载,而非作为html被浏览器解析),删掉它如果有的content-type头,加一个代表html的content-type头,然后return🤔

这样,它就能用搜书盘来做源,然后完成加密html的处理了🤔最后实现的效果是存放在搜书盘的东西是一坨加密后的代码,和一个密钥为占位符的js解密脚本,而读者打开的html文件是一坨加密后的代码,和一个填了正确密钥的js解密脚本🤔

但这样的话,不禁让人产生另外一个疑问:如果我在cloudflare worker脚本里面写解密过程呢?🤔也是可以的,而且这样我还可以免得学js了(因为css就可以做到将几百篇文章塞进一个html里面🤔只不过文件一大的话,恐怕它运行会超时,还不如让用户的浏览器来做这事🤔

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md2bitte.21.10.29

草,我™今天才知道,那个基本上只会复制粘贴s1的迫真单机婆罗门、本质机会主义者,我指孟德尔,被批乎永久禁言了🤔

草的批爆,他是不是什么都抄啊,一不小心(迫真)抄了一个可以用来打赵弹的,然后被赵弹击毙了🤔s1尽管和批乎一样也在墙内,但基本上可以被视为半暗网了,现在基本上只有死硬宅才用🤔所以上面并不是什么东西都适合往批乎搬啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊🤔

不过话说回来如果是md2的话,很难判断他那些行文风格极其右反的赵弹靶子答案到底是他自己的真实想法,还是不知从哪个半暗网论坛复制粘贴过来的(半恼🤔因为如果是后者的话他只不过是蠢而已,但如果是前者的话,恐怕我就很难评价了——如果他真想表达一番发自内心的右反观点,为什么不用小号?为什么非要用大号冲塔?🤔他难道在按下ctrl+enter之前没有用掉一毫秒的时间权衡一下,用大号表达出右反观点的收益(无论是增加关注者呢,还是精神上的满足感)能否抵消以后有机会表达任何东西的关注数极大的大号被橄榄的损失?🤔

上批乎围观:https://www.zhihu.com/question/487525947

https://www.zhihu.com/question/29787239/answer/1627278445 thonks

https://www.zhihu.com/question/29787239/answer/679367879 md2猴子说(确信

https://www.zhihu.com/question/29787239/answer/1233387291 md2高华说(越来越离谱了

https://www.zhihu.com/question/29787239/answer/1996029766 md2袁腾飞说

https://www.zhihu.com/question/29787239/answer/1920435921 md2轮子哥说

https://www.zhihu.com/question/325888285/answer/1200497100 w-wiebitte?

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genshin frontier.21.10.28

Genshin Frontier Act I: First Attack

Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha and Cuntstantin Films AG proudly (oouso) presents

"Attention all passengers, this vessel will Defold into…"

"Wait… Fold! " Yukari FEGELEIN woke up from her dreams, "I was Folded into here! But why did everyone here can Fold except me? Of course, it’s not like I’ll need Fold ability anyway. "

Definitely, becaused Yukari chan can just fly whenever she can, and this world called Teyvat, is a pretty small one; only ten minutes of flight would meet the invisible wall that stops her from advancing. But currently, Yukari chan just sat on the beach between Strombearer Point and Starsnatch Cliff, enjoying the sunlight probably.

While a certain teleport waypoint not far from her suddenly reacted,

"Who’s there? " Yukari chan transformed her weapon into a sniper rifle and started charging towards the teleport waypoint. A long haired girl with red costume Defolded from it, and a green "friendly" marker showed up on her from Yukari chan’s AR display of her glasses.

"Outrider Amber! Fucking surprised me, almost thought Hilichurls somehow learned how to Fold too. Why are you here outta all places? "

"Didn’t expect to see you here too, Yukari chan. I thought you must be staying with Jean and others for critical missions. "

"Not today, though. They didn’t have missions today, so I had a day off. Why didn’t they bring you into critical missions? "

"You know why, Yukari chan. " Amber looked pretty embarrassed. Yukari chan found the record on her implanted computer. In the last time of the Knights of Favonius’s long range expedition mission, Amber sucked so much that the entire team got rekt and had to retreat, or we say Fold into the headquarters, calling the mission an epic failure. Since then literally no one would ever consider bringing Amber with them, in any mission. "Now only Aether would like to play with me… "

"Who is this Aether guy? I only knew him not belonging to this world too, can use elemental skills without a Vision… "

"And what about you? You can also use elemental skills, right? "

"It’s not precisely elemental skills, anyway. It just looks like I inflicted Pyro status on the enemies, but in fact, that’s the advanced technology you guys might not understand. " Yukari chan detected some Hilichurls somewhere 150 meters away from them, "Found some neat enemies. Wanna fight them off? I might be able to improve your combat readiness, just like how I did to other Knights members, but I need to watch you fight too. My combat analysis system can only be used in combat, you know. "

"Alright, let’s go! " the duo reached the place detected for Hilichurls, and found three level 91 Hilichurls with one… "Fucking Ruin Hunter? Wait, you only said Hilichurls, right? "

"What, you’re afraid of that machine? Don’t worry, I’ll cover you. " Amber started to throw out her Baron Bunny and aim at the enemies, but her Pyro damage is too little, in Yukari chan’s real time analysis. Yukari chan started analyzing, "Well, Amber’s combat stat… level seems to be fine, weapon seems to be Favonius Warbow and it should… be fine, but wait, what Artifacts are she wearing… hmmm… "

Yukari chan found out where the problem is, Amber’s Artifacts are not right for a Pyro character like her, "Four sets of Brave Heart, un-upgraded… No wonder she can’t output much damage. Amber! Try This! " Yukari chan threw out four Wanderer’s Troupe Artifacts with HP/ATK/ATK/Pyro DMG and a random Critical Rate "hat" into Amber, "Equip them and it should let you show your true strength! "

"Wait, shouldn’t Artifacts only be able to change outta combats? "

"Who the fuck says that? You can do it in battle, just try it! " After dodging an enemy, Amber opened the Artifact slots on her arm, pulled all her old Artifacts out and inserted the new set of Artifacts Yukari chan gave her into it and performed a charged shot onto the dodged enemy. After receiving a 15000 critical damage, the poor Hilichurl just disappeared.

"Yes, it works! Of course not as powerful as Diluc that I also instructed, but now, you restored your real power! At least for a bit. Now, a fucking Ruin Hunter remaining. " Yukari chan rushed to the cliff of a mountain, and jumped from it, "Takeoff! "

Yukari chan spreaded the wings of her variable armor and started flying, and while Ruin Hunter detected a flying object in midair, it turned into Bombardment Mode and exposed its weakness. "Not gonna happen! " Amber aimed at its weakness and shot it down with an aimed shot.

"Good, looks like I don’t need to do that in midair. Imada! Finish it off! "

Amber used her Elemental Burst to summon a lotta fiery arrows at the downed Ruin Hunter, and Yukari chan felt her elemental energy also went full, due to the elemental resonance between Pyro characters. "Happenly my Elemental Burst was also ready… Fire it off! "

Throwing out her guns, Yukari chan opened all of the missile pods on her Armor, targeted all over the Ruin Hunter, and fired them at once. High Explosive missiles hit the Ruin Hunter one after another, making it disappear in a giant arse explosion.

"Wow, I never saw Yukari chan fight! I knew you’re the Knights’ famous instructor, but never know that your combat ability is also supreme! " Amber lauded while Yukari chan landed vertically, "But where did you get these powerful Artifacts? "

"If you stay in this shithole for half a year, you will one way or another get a lotta Artifacts. It’s just… most of them have shit stats, only like one in 100 has usable stats. Let’s just say… the World Creator is a lame arse fucking cunt. "

Yukari chan and Amber walked while they reached another cliff. There are some Hilichurls lying below, with a Cryo Abyss Mage. Amber suddenly smashed her Baron Bunny to them, shouting "I will have order! ", while the Baron Bunny exploded on impact, blastin’ them off, leaving them to burn in pain.

"Wow, is that the famous line of Zhongli, the retired Geo Archon? "

"How do you know he’s the retired Geo Archon? "

"I guess everyone in Teyvat knows that, right? Only Zhongli himself didn’t know that his little fake death trick actually won’t work, and everyone just pretends to eat his shit due to respect. Besides, in the initial Iterations his combat ability was hugely nerfed, that even I didn’t know how to equip him properly. Is that some kinda punishment for his retirement or what? Only in the third Iteration Zhongli’s stats are finally ‘corrected’ and I managed to find out a set of Artifacts for him. Now, he’s the core teammate of Liyue's long range expedition team. "

"I see… Sometimes I really feel that the World Creator was too harsh on him. Why not let him retire anyway? He’s serving long enough, and should let people in Liyue take over instead. And you actually instructed Zhongli as well? "

"Yes, just like Mondstadt, Liyue authorities also hired me to instruct them on combat. After his retirement as Archon, Zhongli was also occasionally seen on Liyue’s expedition missions, because of his shield abilities. For some reasons Liyue prefers Geo characters a lot. Even Noelle and Albedo are currently training with them. "

As they were talking about Zhongli, Yukari chan and Amber heard someone singing a song…

Aimo aimo
Ne-deru ru-she
Noina miria
Enderu purodea
Fotomi
Koko wa attaka na umi da yo

"Is that… Barbara chan? The famous Mondstadt songstress? "

"Barbara chan! " Amber gilded there and met Barabara in the giant Status of the Seven. Suddenly multiple Fold signatures appeared, while a bunch of unknown monsters Defolded into there.

"What? " Yukari chan started flying from the cliff, and switched her guns into Intelligent mode and shot at them. "Why didn’t it deal much damage? Wait, Pyro resistance 95%? SHIT! We got troubles here! Call the headquarters! "

"Alright! " Amber took out her flare gun from the pocket, and fired a red flare into the sky. The monsters started to counterattack and caused damage on Yukari chan.

"Oh no! I’ll heal you! " Barbara used her Elemental Skill and perform Hydro attack on the monsters. Yukari chan noticed that the monsters didn’t have much Hydro resistance, and she came out with a new battle plan. "Here, Barbara chan! Replace your artifacts with these! " she threw out four Wanderer’s Troupe Artifacts with HP/ATK/ATK/Hydro DMG and one other Artifact with Critical Rate.

"Why are you giving me Artifacts with no HP bonus, Yukari chan? " Barbara asked in doubt.

"Because… Now we need you to fight them off! Pyro won’t work on them, but Hydro might work a bit! "

"Alright! " Barbara opened her Artifact slot and replaced them with Wanderer’s Troupes. "Wow, I didn’t know you have so much Wanderer’s Troupe Artifacts. And what would we do right now? "

"Keep shooting! Barbara chan’s Hydro attack required Pyro status on the enemies to trigger Melt elemental reactions that will double the damage plus Elemental Mastery. Wait… " Yukari chan replaced her Artifacts into four Instructors, and switched her missiles into Incendiary ones, "Now time for.. Maximum Pyro Strength! "

After Barbara caused all monsters to get Wet, Yukari chan shot all her missiles into them, triggered the effect of the Instructor four-set and increased everyone’s Elemental Mastery by 120, and caused them to have long lasting Pyro on them. Yukari chan can see Barbara’s Elemental Mastery reached almost 300. Barbara hit them with all her might, and dealt a lotta damage.

"Impressive, but still not enough. Where the actual fuck is our reinforcements? "

"It’s a giant arse Statue of the Seven right? Isn’t it a valid Fold point? "

"Wait, I knew why. It’s jammed, for some reasons. Guess I’ll have to find a place away from here, and set up an artificial teleport waypoint so they can Fold into there. Amber, you know what to do. Instructor set! " Yukari chan threw her Instructor set to Amebr.

"I know! Provide Barbara chan with Pyro and Elemental Mastery right? You go ahead, and be quick! "

"Takeoff! " Yukari chan jumped from the statue and started flying, distracting some of these monsters. After flying outta the battlefield for like 200 meters, Yukari chan felt that it’s suitable to set up an artificial teleport waypoint without jamming, and did that. Seconds later, it reacted and Jean and Diona Defolded from there.

"Sorry we’re late, we might know the place where the distress call is, it’s right under a Statue but we can’t Fold into there, no matter how hard we try. "

"Doesn’t matter, it’s jammed anyway. So where the hell is Venti? "

"He’s probably drunk as hell in Diluc’s tavern. "

"Fuck! Whatever, you’re an Anemo character too, Jean chan. Equip these Viridescent Venerers, we need to decrease these monster’s 95% Pyro resistance by 40%, it’s still not much but at least I can deal some damage. And Diona, you need to equip Instructor four-set, these one are currently on Amber. "

"Amber? Is she capable of fighting any serious enemy? "

"She’s not weak right now. After my instructions. No time to explain, we need to arrive there asap. "

Yukari chan, Jean and Diona reached the battle scene, where Barbara and Amber are still fighting these unknown monsters. "Here comes the cavalry! Now we’ll take over from here, it’s Cryo and Pyro elemental reaction now, Barbara chan, have some rest. You know what to do, everyone? Time to finish them all! "

Yukari chan switched her guns into Intelligent mode with Incendiary bullets, and shot until every one of the enemies has been inflicted with Pyro. Jean used her Elemental Burst to all of them and Yukari chan can see their Pyro resistance decreased, "Of course, if it was Sucrose chan it would be much better, but probably she might be with Albedo right now. " Diona threw out her Signature Mix, causing an elemental reaction and everyone increased Elemental Mastery by 120. "Imada! " Yukari chan opened all her missile pods and fired all her High Explosive missiles onto the Cyro inflicted enemies, finishing them all off.

"Congrats everyone, the battle concluded. Now let’s Fold back to the headquarters. And for you, Yukari chan, since you can’t Fold for some reasons, you might need to fly back. We need everyone to gather, and yes, everyone in the Knights. Our next long range expedition will start pretty soon, and this time it’s bigger than any one of our previous expeditions. "

After everyone Folded outta there, Yukari chan started to fly back to the Knights of Favonius headquarters.

plays Frontier 2059 but every note was replaced with Paimon’s annoying moans

"Teyvat. A strange world. Everything in here seems to be confined to the hakushin medieval looks. But, these elements, Visions, Gnosises, these Artifacts, the ability to synthesize any wired thing via Alchemy, and definitely the ability to Fold to every teleport waypoint in real time, they’re all definitely state of the art technologies. Compared to them, my gears are nothing but a modern technology product that will be broken at any time. "

"What AM I? Why and How do I end up here? Where am I from, exactly? What is the nature of this place? The more I interact with and help these natives, the more I can get to know these answers. Now the Knights of Favonius is planning for their next long range expedition, and this time it’s so big that even Liyue parties will also be thrown in. "

At the Knights of Favonius headquarters, Jean showed a graph of battle plans: "The place we’re going this time is filled with whatever now called ‘Fold Faults’, just like what we encountered today, that will not allow us to Fold into. Albedo? "

"Yes, Master Jean. Our research team developed a gadget called ‘Fold Fault Detector’, and using this, our kawaii Yukari chan can go there with her flying equipment, detect an area without Fold Fault, and set up an artificial teleport waypoint there, so we can all Fold in. "

"And then we will advance in teams. The first one to advance would be me, Sucrose and Diona, to provide support for Yukari chan. The others will follow, and someone will need to bring that giant arse Guizhong Cannon that the Liyue Advanced Alchemy Agency recently authorized us to manufacture in. "

"Why not let everyone all Fold into the waypoint at once? "

"You know Fold channel has capacity limits, right? And we got support from Liyue Quxing, they said they can dispatch some of their elite combatants to support us, but they also said they might be late. So we still had to prepare to do this with our people only. "

"Alright everyone, the battle plan is set. Now we’ll wait for Yukari chan to fly back, and we will dispatch right away. "

Genshin Frontier Act II: MEGAROAD-514

Meanwhile Yukari chan already reached Mondstadt, and was entering the Knights headquarters. Barbara suddenly called her, "Yukari senpai! Do you have a minute? "

"What? Do they actually enlist you into the long range expedition too? Shouldn’t they dispatch the astrologist Mona as their Hydro output? "

"No, my sister didn’t want me to get involved in all these. "

"Wait… Jean chan is your sister? I didn’t remember she had any sister or family members present… "

"Actually I’m only her adopted sister. I didn’t remember anything before meeting Jean’s family. "

"Probably just like me… So what’s your business here, Barbara chan? I need to attend their expedition asap. "

"Do you see the Celestia island atop the sky? I wanna see what they have in there, and can you help me? "

"Probably… I mean I can just literally fly you there, but I don’t think my stamina can let me fly that high. Wait, I had an idea, I know how to make foods that let your or my stamina consumption be reduced to zero. It’s pretty useful for you by the way, since your damage output requires charged attack, and your charged attack uses too much stamina. "

"Alright, let’s go to Good Hunter, there’s a stove table to cook. "

And when they arrived at Good Hunter, they saw Xiangling using the stove table right now. For Barbara she looks like Wanmin Restaurant’s Head Chef and is not surprised to cook meals in any suitable places, but for Yukari chan, she’s the main Pyro output of Liyue’s long range expedition team. Besides, she didn’t see Xiangling for a long while, especially since they almost switched to all-Geo teams.

"Hey, chef! We’re planning to make some meals, and might need your suggestions. By the way, haven't seen you in Liyue’s expedition team for a long while. What happened? "

"They had Hutao right now, and as a Pyro polearm user, she’s much more powerful than me. So I’m kinda relieved from expedition jobs, and have more time to research new cooking recipes. "

"That’s pretty good, at least better than risking lifes in unknown expeditions. And I had a good message for you. I know a way to add any food with a secret addition that will reduce your stamina consumption to zero, for five minutes. Wanna try it? "

"Why not? You can straightly add your things into my new cuisines, and try out! " Yukari chan added her addition to Xiangling’s newly made meals, "And… Wow, it looks like I had infinite stamina right now! Any chance to share the recipe? "

"I wish I could, but I didn’t know the recipe for it either, just… when I feel like putting them in food, it would magically appear on them, sorry. " Yukari chan and Barbara also tasted Xiangling’s meals, "First class cuisine from the internationally recognized master chief, very good… Now we can fly to the Celestia island in no sweat. "

"Celestia? I’ve heard that when people become archons, they will be able to ascend to there… "

"And we’re gonna go there without becoming archons anyway, wish us luck. " With Barbara on her back, Yukari chan already initiated vertical takeoff. Normally vertical takeoff would cost her a lotta stamina, that she will never do that except emergency. But now they were flying without any drop in stamina, and soon reached the outskirts of the Celestia island.

Suddenly the island grew red, and a sound started to echo around: "Access to the Administration Area Denied. " while missiles started to shoot at them.

"The fuck? " Yukari chan dodged the missiles and reached a safer area. "It looks like we didn’t have the proper things for it to grant us access. Would this thing be Gnosis? It’s not like we can borrow them from either Venti or Zhongli, since they’re both retired. What about the Futui? No, I don’t think they will give us either, no matter how much Mora we spent. Guess what, I’ll get in no matter what. Barbara chan, sing Aimo. "

"What? "

"Did you remember every time you sing Aimo, a lotta monsters would Fold into the locations near you? And I don’t think they need a teleport waypoint to do that, so if you sing Aimo near the Celestia island, these monsters would appear there, and cause the island’s automated defense system a huge arse trouble. Imagine these brainless monsters accidentally shot a Cyro beam on the island’s defense system… "

"And then you blow them out with Melt elemental reactions that double the damage? "

"Plus Elemental Mastery bonus, by the way. Guess time to switch to Crimson Witch of Flame/ Wanderer's Troupe then. " Yukari chan switched her Artifacts, and started to approach the Celestia island again. "Let’s do it, Barbara chan. "

"Okay. Aimo aimo Ne-deru ru-she… " While Barbara sings Aimo, multiple Fold signatures appeared and a lotta monsters were Defolded outta there. The island’s automated defense system started to attack them and the monsters were attracted and started to attack these automated turrets. "Get outta the battlefield, quick! " Yukari chan did a quick dive and left in a safer distance, "Let’s see which one of them wins, besides, if unfortunately the island wins, you can just sing Aimo again and we can repeat this crap. "

As the battle between the monsters and the island’s automated turrets in progress, Yukari chan detected a big arse turret inflicted with strong Cyro, "Thank RNG Archon, they dispatched Cyro monsters this time. Imada! " Yukari chan opened all her missile pods and launched all her high explosive missiles onto the Cyro inflicted turret, blasting it off and leaving a hole into the island. "Now it’s our chance to get in! Just let time fight outside as they might please. "

Yukari chan and Barbara quickly dive in the hole that the destroyed turret left and went inside the Celestia island. Its interiors look unlike anything in Teyvat, it’s full of modern looking machines and robots, of course, hostile robots. While Yukari chan destroyed them one by one, they didn’t simply vanish like all of the enemies in Teyvat do, they just exploded, leaving debris everywhere.

The duo found an elevator saying "Elevator to Bridge", and they decided to take it, because it looks like it’s the elevator all the way up.

"Barbara chan… You said you’re not the real relative of Jean chan, well, I mean Master Jean, so I suppose you didn’t belong to this world either, just like me. So do you know these robots? Did you see how they explode like this? "

"Nope… "

"Perhaps even in your early life you don’t need to do battles like I do. Now I remembered some of my own life. Yes, It’s what the real world looks like. At least in my early life I seem to beat these things using whatever armor I’m wearing right now. "

"You mean Teyvat, or whatever the world below the Celestia island… isn’t real? "

"Probably… Remember the same bunch of monsters we defeated earlier? When they were defeated, they didn’t vanish either, they also exploded, so I suppose they didn’t belong to Teyvat either, and probably I even rekt some of them before I came to this world. Now, more like we’re gonna get known of this place. "

The elevator arrived at top, and when they went out, they saw the "bridge" with all kinda electronics, with the deep dark background of the cosmos, "‘Rumor has it that people who've ascended to Celestia have also witnessed the same helix-shaped divine ladder that can be seen within Visions. Venturing out into the universe and down into the abyss are the same in that both are braving the dark unknown. ’ Now I know the real meaning of this phrase. "

"Nope. Did you see the texts below the windows outside? "

"What did it write? I didn’t recognize these texts. "

"Hmmm…. You didn’t recognize? It’s MEGAROAD-514. One of my speculations were right, we did live in a giant arse spaceship. And at the size of it, you know what? If I read the MEGAROAD Project right, you know what, Barbara chan, or everyone else in ‘Teyvat’: Inazuma doesn’t exist. The other regions or nations other than Mondstadt and Liyue doesn’t fucking exist at all. Whoever claimed such places exist just wanna trick your sorry arses outta some unknown intentions. This spaceship just couldn’t contain that much space. Unless someone magically makes an Island 2 just like Macross 25 do. "

"Spaceship? "

"Let me show you some ‘magic’. " Yukari chan switched some buttons on the control panel, the giant arse metal shell writing MEGAROAD-514 "opened", showing the land of Teyvat below. "You can even see the Barbatos statue in Mondstadt here. Would that make you remember more of your past? "

"Still nope… "

"Strange, because I remembered them all. I’m actually a member of the 114th Long Range Expedition Fleet, of course codenamed MEGAROAD-114. After the last battle with the giant alien race that I didn’t know their name again 60 years ago, humanity started to build and send out Long Range Expedition Fleets that were kilometers in sizes and millions of people onboard all over the galaxy, looking for suitable planets to live. But for this MEGAROAD-514, or you say ‘Teyvat’, I didn’t know the purpose of it, it didn’t have many people, and all of it except this administration island looks like a medieval theme park. If it was a Research Fleet, what is it researching? "

Yukari chan was looking for more intels from the control panel, "Wait, what is this? Zhongli battle stats? Yes, it did change by the third Iteration, but who controls these Iterations? And wait what, there’s an Iteration 5 in plan? The current Iteration is 4, right? I’m gonna download these things into my implanted computer, and see what actually changed. "

Yukari chan pulled a cable from her armor, and inserted it into the control room’s mainframe and started downloading. After she finished downloading all of the Iteration 5 data, suddenly another person appeared, "Well, well, Yukari FEGELEIN. You finally come here, don’t you think you’re a little bit too late? "

"Aether? I knew you’re not the people of this world, or this spaceship. Where the fuck are you coming from? "

"117th Research Fleet, ring any bell? "

"Wasn't the 117th Research Fleet totally destroyed due to a Fold Fault, and with totally no survivors? "

"These fucking NUNS scumbags only know how to deceive people. We were destroyed by an alien race called Vajra, the fact that NUNS will never let anyone know. And yes, the same kinda monsters you try to throw at the Celestia island’s defense system. I can’t believe you would let Vajra Fold into this place, outta all the antics you could pull. "

"What, would they be hindering whatever the grand plan you have or what? They’re the perfect target practice material anyway. Besides, what’s your role in this place? You sound more and more like you own this place. "

"I’m the overseer of this… amusement spaceship. And your antics of calling Vajra into this place has greatly interfered with my works. "

"Amusement spaceship? To amuse who? "

"Audiences of all over the galaxy, you moron! There are cameras all over this place, people would LOVE to watch how these hakushin medieval dramas with magic go everyday! It’s like a giant arse reality show, but with more reality than show! "

"You mean whoever I met these years, including you, are all fucking professional actors? You gotta be fucking kidding me. "

"Of course not. This place would be no fun if people are just acting. No, they do believe they’re the medieval people they’re perceived to be, and act upon it. You know, the magic and whatever you have noticed, is the result of highly advanced technologies of several research fleets that your home fleet didn’t even notice of. Your equipment can cause so called Pyro damage, just because its damage looks like the simulations we ran on Pyro damage. And the first bunch of inhabitants of this spaceship were poor, deprived nobody from other fleets, hired to act like medieval characters for the rest of their lives, so even if they were acting, their children and grandchildren and so on will start to believe all of the world around them are 100% real. And they formed the royal families of these so called Mondstadt Knights, and Liyue Quxing, and whatever cuties you would like to ‘instruct’. "

"That’s really beyond my imaginations… If whatever you said about that was true. "

"It’s actually beyond my imagination, that you, who didn’t even know how to Fold, ended up here. Let me guess… Vajra! It must be Vajra’s antics, they’re species across the galaxy, and can Fold into wherever they like, and we all know that they can follow Barbara whenever she sings Aimo, right? That’s why the 117th Research Fleet was destroyed anyway. Probably you were fighting one of these Vajra and then Folded with them by accident, and when they Defold their arses to Barbara, you ended up here. "

"You seem to know a lot about Barbara, right? "

"Yes, and to your surprise, I’m actually her real brother, we’re both the members onboard the 117th Research Fleet. Last time she sang Aimo, attracted a lotta Vajra Defolded into our fleet’s secret locations, and our fleet was fucked. But Aimo is actually a really old song, said to be older even when our head researcher Dr. Mao Nome was still loving the same man her sister’s loving. "

"A fleet full of researchers, good… Now, Fold me back into my home fleet, Dr. Aether! "

"Not gonna happen. Unlike Vajra, we humans need a spaceship, at least a VF scale one, to do Space Fold. And it's an amusement spaceship, how could we have a VF in the first place? Besides you bring Barbara outta all people here, and manipulate her to attract Vajra, it’s already pretty unforgivable. "

"It’s actually Barbara who asked me to send her here. Otherwise, I might just join the Knights on their expedition missions instead. Strangely, why did they not invite you for a long time… "

"You can go play their stupid arse expedition missions all you like. You know why these missions are called ‘long ranged’ expedition missions, even if there’s no ‘range’ in this amusement spaceship? It’s just the tradition of us, the members of the so called long range expedition fleets, the space wanderers, who’s exiled from Earth, while Earthlings are probably enjoying their happy and comfortable life, enjoying all the resources from all over the galaxy, we risked all our lives to fight whatever the shit alien races we met. But it doesn’t matter anymore, now that you know all of the things, especially the 117th fleet, I cannot let you get outta here alive. Prepare to be blown away! "

Aether used his Elemental Burst to form a giant arse tornado towards Yukari chan. "Wow, so that’s the real strength behind the variable five-star character, who’s always been seen as a four-star one. But… I’ll never concede! " Yukari chan opened all her missile slots and smashed random missiles towards Aether, but all of them were intentionally missed. While Aether was in confusion, Yukari chan started one of the escape pods and was ejected from the Celestia island to the land below.

"Shit… just let her escape like that… " Aether received a call from someone else, "You know the Operation Reset is started, right? What are you waiting for? Hurry up and Fold your sorry arse to the designated locations! The Fold Fault area would be started pretty soon! "

"Wait, mein Master, we had that Yukari FEGELEIN infiltrated into the Administration building several minutes ago. "

"And you dealt with her? "

"Nope, she escaped. "

"Was soll das heißen, Sie können FEGELEIN nicht finden?! Dann suchen Sie ihn! Ich will FEGELEIN sehen! Sofort!! Wenn er sich ohne Befehl entfernt hat, ist das Fahnenflucht! Verrat! Bringen Sie mir FEGELEIN, FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN!!! "

"What does that mean, that you can't defeat FEGELEIN?! I look down upon you! I want this FEGELEIN dead, at once! If she left without a scratch, it’s a shame on your arse! Bring me that goddamned FEGELEIN, FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN!!! "

"Don’t worry, she will appear in our locations anyway, just like any combatants of this spaceship. We will eliminate all of them in one sweep. "

"Fine… After all these things are finished, we can guarantee you and your sister’s safety and grant you permits to live in any fleet or human planet of your choice. Besides, is Barbara within your reach? "

"What would you need Barbara for? "

"Just Fold her arse there too, goddammit! Explain later! "

After he finished his Fold communications, the alarm started to broadcast across the bridge, "Caution. Hull Breach detected. Air pressure is decreasing. " Aether rushed to the control terminal, "Have the battle accidentally breached some of the spaceship? I gotta start the automated repair system, before it's too late. "

Genshin Frontier Act III: Der Paimongang

While Yukari chan was descending from the Celestia, she felt the atmosphere suddenly become as cold as what's in Dragonspine. "Now I remembered. Hull Breached. In a MEGAROAD spaceship, when the hull was breached, the air won't run away too soon, but it would cool down due to contact with absolutely zero astrospace outside. "

"So would that explain whatever happened in Dragonspine? No, I don't think any spaceship designer would be stupid enough to expose some of the area on their ship open just to make an artificial snow mountain. "

For some reason Yukari chan wanna listen to some new songs. Of course there are some background music in this world that can be chosen to listen to via Fold wave, but staying in here for half of a year would make any music boring as hell. So Yukari chan chose to "shut down" these music, and used her own music instead.

She searched the music from her own music library on her implanted computer, and found a music from "Sheryl Nome’s Best Hits", Yousei, and played it. As a member of a certain fleet, of course Yukari chan knows the greatest Anime hit of all times, Macrosss Frontier, the story of the intergalactic songstresses Ranka Lee and Sheryl Nome, or probably more than that.

"Wait… Ranka Lee was also on that 117th Research Fleet, is that the same fleet Aether and Barbara chan was also staying? That basically means whatever Ranka and her brother Brera Sterne said about they’re the sole survivors are not right to some degree, and… Was my history book too old for that? "

Suddenly she received Jean’s calls via Fold wave, "Where are you, Yukari chan? We’re waiting for you for hours! "

Even in a medieval amusement park like Teyvat, everyone seems to master Fold related antics, like the ability to speak to someone else over long distances without any phone or such. Probably it’s something happened after the incidents of Macross Frontier, where people finally cracked Vajra’s secrets of individual Fold antics.

"Somewhere midair. And had a fight with Aether. " Yukari chan replied after a lotta thought.

"Aether? Why are you two fighting anyway? And how is he right now? We all didn’t see him for months. "

"He’s pretty fine, showing me the true strength of a variable five-star character. Probably he’s even more powerful than Venti right now, because now he seems to get all his Anemo Constellations by unknown means. And because he’s not an alcoholic. But… there’s some bad news, Barbara went missing. "

"What? And who did it? "

"It’s hard to explain, but in short: Aether did it. "

"What? Can't believe it. Will have to retrieve her later, I’ll send another one of my teams after. Now focus on the mission. You need to arrive at the site first, and find a place without Fold Fault, and set up an artificial teleport waypoint there. "

"How do I know if there is Fold Fault anyway? "

"Don’t worry, Albedo made a gadget just for you to detect Fold Fault. And you need to pick up his Protocol Breacher as well, it’s used to blow a giant arse hole in the Spiral Abyss Floor 12. "

"The destination was right below the Abyss? "

"Yes, you’re right. And it seems that you can pass Spiral Abyss floor 12 just like playing, and they will suspect nothing if you just enter right into the floor and pretend to do a rechallenge. "

"But the Spiral Abyss rule forbids me to use… "

"Don’t worry, the Protocol Breacher was designed as a Catalyst, so you can just use it in there, pass the two rooms before 12-3 Second Floor, and suddenly breach the floor of 12-3, and get inside. Once inside you’re free to do whatever you can. "

"Wow, so by breaching the Abyss, you’re not afraid of the Celestia descending Divine Punishments to you and all the mortals in all of Teyvat? "

"No, now we don’t give a flying fuck about the Celestia. We and our Liyue comrades, and all of the people in Teyvat have had enough with their endless antics. By breaching their shitty arse Abyss, and causing a shitstorm inside whatever below it, even though this long range expedition didn’t have any rewards anyway, we will show these greedy arseholes, the strength of the human race! "

"JAJAJAJAJA! Now let’s get these gadgets, where did you put them anyway? "

"In Albedo's Campsite in Dragonspine. "

"Dragonspine? That cold arse mountain? That’s the ultimate bruh moment, you know in the last combat my gears were kinda damaged. By the way, ask Albedo to produce one of my Armor with his magic, I don’t think current one will sustain much longer. "

"Alright. He will make you a replacement armor when arrived. And good luck! " After finishing talking with Jean via Fold wave, Yukari chan flew towards Dragonspine to gain Albedo’s gadgets. And she saw Kaeya and Diona fighting a bunch of enemies not far from Albedo's Campsite. "The fuck? Why two Cyro characters in Dragonspine anyway? I gotta help. " In Yukari chan’s analysis, the enemies had pretty high Cyro resistance, and these two didn’t do effective damages against them.

Yukari chan greeted the duo below, "How are you two Cyro ended up adventures in Dragonspine alone? Why didn’t you find a Pyro character with you? Where’s Amber, then? "

"The all known Pyro characters are all prepared for the upcoming long range expedition. "

"Even Amber? "

"Nah, she’s probably going alone, scouting for Hilichurls or such. I guess no one loves a weak Pyro character. "

"But I enhanced her hours ago, it’s pretty unfair to say to her like that. Anyway, you kinda need my help. " Yukari chan did a SDW LOCK ON to the strange Cyro object, breaking it off, and then switched her SDW into Incendiary bullets and shot them until they’re all inflicted with strong Pyro.

"You know what to do! Do Cyro on them with whatever you can! " The duo below used all their Cyro skills and Yukari chan can feel her Elemental Mastery rising. "Now I forgot that you still had these Instructor sets. Good, my time. " Yukari chan opened all her missile pods, aimed at them and fired them all, finishing them all off, and descended.

"By the way, what are you doing here, Yukari chan? "

"Looking for some mission required gadgets in Albedo's Campsite. And I suggest you two better call Amber right now. See there? The teleport waypoint right there, call her in. Seriously, you need a Pyro character. "

Yukari chan found all the gadgets and the hakushin Catalyst in Albedo's Campsite, and said farewell to them, "Gotta carry on the most important part: Breach the Abyss. Take care of yourself, and happy mining! " while Amber Defolded from the waypoint after Yukari chan’s departure.

Genshin Frontier Act 3.5 (Oouso): Der Paimongang Part 2

At the Musk Reek, Spiral Abyss entry point

"Hi, Fischl chan! Are you coming to the Abyss too, just like me? "

"Yes, The Adventurer's Guild sent me to support you in the upcoming Abyss battles. "

"Wow, you’re healed from Chuunibyou, Fischl chan. And your help is pretty useful, since 12-2 was full of Pyro enemies, and all of the Anemo characters are either too busy helping me, or were already dispatched on other missions. Let’s hope that your Oz can follow my rate of fire. "

"I didn’t expect to fight along with the legendary instructor Yukari FEGELEIN one day. Any Artifacts instructions, Yukari chan? "

"Your current ones are pretty fine. Do not need to change anyway. The purpose of the constant Overload elemental reactions is to make the Futui Agents hard to stay invisible, and once he’s visible and stays downed by explosions caused by Overload, his Pyro resistance might be decreased into an acceptable level, allowing me to finish them off. Now let’s head into the Abyss. As the ninth champion of the single player Abyss speedrun contest, they will just let me and whoever I would like to bring right in, no more questions asked. "

And they arrived at the stage of the Abyss Floor 12, while a host or such welcomed them, "Welcome to the Spiral Abyss Speedrun Contest this year, Our Ninth time Champion, Yukari FEGELEIN! Your name was already well recognized across the galaxy! And you brought a teammate, not gonna solo through the Abyss anymore? Don’t worry, we’ll just double the HP of these enemies for you. And here we also welcome a new songstress to provide some background music, The Teyvat Fairy, Miss Jean Gunnhildr! "

"Jean chan…? What the fuck? "

Jean chan performs Northern Cross

"Whatever… Battle started! " Fischl rushed up to the crowd and summoned her Oz, while Yukari chan checked her gears and did a vertical takeoff.

"Wait… your stamina… It’s not the normal domain where you can… "

"I don’t fucking care about my stamina. Get rekt you arseholes! SDW… Transform! " Yukari chan’s weapon transformed into Intelligent mode and started to shoot the enemies below with a high rate of fire. Oz did his best to match Yukair chan’s bullet rate of fire to shoot them with Electro as well.

"A full Constellations Fischl? Only a full Constellations Fischl’s Oz can shoot that fast… " With the constant Overload reactions, the enemies are totally unable to cast any skills or generate any shields before they’re totally rekt. And then Yukari chan finished them off with a diving attack of SDW LOCK ON. They had beaten the 12-1 and 12-2 almost without efforts.

Meanwhile a team of Diluc and other characters were playing in the first half, because… the deeper Spiral Abyss just requires two teams to participate. Of course Diluc said he’s totally not interested in the Knights’ business, he was coming here only for joys. But who knows.

Yukari chan and Fischl finally reached 12-3, if the Knights’ theories are right, their destination of the long range expedition was just below her feet. "Imada! Let’s blast it off! I mean seriously, fuck the Abyss! "

"Wow, our champion Yukari chan invented a new kinda Elemental Burst! Astonishing! "

Yukari chan charged all her energies into the Protocol Breacher on her hand, and smashed it into the ground. The ground of 12-3 was blasted with a big arse hole, and Yukari chan, Fischl and the monsters were all fallen right into it.

Yukari chan quickly dived in the holes below the Abyss, trying to find out a place without Fold Fault. "Wow, hardly any place without it… how did they do that? And… " Yukari chan finally found a deadzone of the Fold Fault areas. "Yes, that’s the ideal place, done! " Yukari chan flew there and set up an artificial teleport waypoint. Seconds later, the advanced team of Jean, Sucrose and Diona Defolded outta there.

"Is this place… the place we really planned to go? Where is it? "

"It’s the heart of Teyvat, if whatever controlling the Celestia will fight us, they will fight us here. "

"I see… more like the reactor core of MEGAROAD-514. It’s up to no good if they blew up the reactors, but I don’t think the World Creator will let that happen, and they will definitely show up here, so we can piss them off and humiliate them, instead of really breaking the reactors or such. " Yukari chan thonks.

"And where’s Fischl, Yukari chan? "

"She’s probably in midair, right…? And yes, she’s still in midair, grabbing… Oz? Oh that was bullshit. " Yukari chan took off and flew to Fischl to carry her down, sparing an painful Oz. While they’re doing such stunts, a giant statue, probably somewhere 20 meters, of Barbara erected from the ground and started speaking,

"There you are, mortals. Don’t you know that breaching the Abyss violated the Term of Service we agreed on eons ago, that will get all of you eliminated? And we, the Sustainer of Heavenly Principles, will descend the Divine Punishment upon you right away! "

"More like you’re finding excuses, you fucking god playing cunt. Should you wanna really stop us from breaching the Abyss, you can totally temper with the production of Protocol Breacher to make it not work or such. And you didn’t and just let us in, or… even let us in the Celestia island, even without Gnosis. So you’re totally just finding excuses, to do whatever low quality conspiracy you would like to do, and let me repeat, you fucking greedy god playing C-U-N-T! Not to mention your antics of changing the drop rate of useful Artifacts to 1/200, and by simply that I will definitely rip you into 2147483647 pieces, and flush you into a Toilet in Macross Galaxy! Or any toilet in the modern looking Celestia island anyway. "

The Barbara statue looked really pissed off by the word "cunt", with Barbara performing a certain trance version of Do You Remember Love. A huge amount of monsters Defolded here and started attacking the Knights.

"The battle already started… You know what to do, everyone. I will do Pyro infliction first, then Sucrose chan, since you’re pretty new to the team, you’ll need to cast your Elemental Skill non stop, and let me check, four-set of Viridescent Venerers, with the total Elemental Mastery reached 1145, and then Diona… Wait, since when did you obtain all of your Constellations? Now your Cyro Elemental Burst will add 320 instead of 120 Elemental Mastery, that’s… ueber good. And Jean chan, or we say, The Teyvat Fairy? "

"What do you need me to do, Yukari chan? "

"You can occasionally use your Heal Burst, but in most cases, just sing any song you would like to distract these enemies. I guess if they keep listening to Barbara's song, they will be harder to beat anyway. "

"Yukari chan… Watashi no uta o kike!!! "

Jean chan started to perform Northern Cross again

Yukari chan did a vertical takeoff, and started to shoot the enemies below as planned. Suddenly a familiar figure appears, "Aether… "

"The Honorary Knight… What is he doing in there? "

"He’s not Honorary anymore, by conspiring with this so called Sustainer of Heavenly Principles. Let me ‘ask’ him… AETHER! What the fuck are you doing here? Doesn't it look like you failed your duty to protect kawaii Barbara chan, and sacrifice her sorry arse to this fake god? " Yukari chan threw a bunch of missiles into Aether while asking him.

"Shut the FUCK up! " Aether casted a giant arse tornado against Yukari chan, "Barbara chan should be totally fine, and no need to fight herself if the arseholes like you didn’t breach things you shouldn’t breach! Now die, all of you! "

"Wiebitte? That’s the most retarded reason I’ve ever heard in my life when someone ‘decided’ to team with the equally retarded fake god cunt. Do you really think you and Barbara chan can be spared if every other one of us was eliminated? Besides, your giant arse tornado looks just like what these Anemo Samachurls made! Probably your mother was into interricial romance too much, that she boinks a goddamned Samachurl and gave birth to you? "

"Fuck you! Go disappear! " Aether casted one after another giant arse tornado and they’re all dodged by Yukari chan. At this moment almost everyone was watching Yukari chan flying over and over.

"I really don’t understand, what’s her strategy this time? Is verbal insulting another new element? "

"I guess… she would like to piss both Aether and the Sustainer of Heavenly Principles off hard, they will make more mistakes due to rage, and she might be able to find a weakness to exploit. Or probably she just wanna see them pissed off. But you know, this so called Sustainer of Heavenly Principles is much more of a lulz than Aether, because it will react greatly by the word ‘cunt’, almost like a fucking mechanical cunt. Shit! " Hearing Jean saying "cunt" not just once, but twice, the Barbara statue shot two laser beams at Jean, and she dodged them.

"Think one more time, Aether, how much benefit would you have, if you have all your ‘actors’ in your ‘amusement spaceship’ killed, how would the audiences all over the galaxy see this, and rate your character, as the "overseer"? Wouldn’t people of the galaxy start to think you of a clown, serving the fake cunt god? Whatever, looks like you’re deeply mind controlled by this fucking cunt. Sing Aimo, Barbara chan. "

"What’s on your fucking mind, are you fucking crazy? You wanna destroy this place just like the 117th Fleet? Maybe killing all of you is just right. "

"Don’t worry, even if kawaii Barbara chan did summon a Vajra mothership here, I totally believe that our kawaii (oouso) Sustainer of Heavenly Principles cunt can beat it in one single laser shot, much better than what Macross Cannon can do. Right, cunt? I guess now it’s time for me to sing Aimo instead. "

Yukari chan started to perform a modified version of Aimo:

Lyrics redacted due to overflowed profanities

While Yukari chan was throwing out profanities in midair, multiple Fold signatures appeared and a lotta Vajra were Defolding here and attacked everything. "Now I see. Summoning monsters seem not to be Barbara’s special abilities, Besides… A pissed off and perhaps tired Sustainer of Heavenly Principles later met with the infinite amount of unknown monsters, it will pretty soon show some kinda weakness. Let’s just all sing Aimo to summon more of these monsters, and furtherly piss that cunt - Oh shit! dodges - Off. Yes, just remember to perform Dodge when you have to say that word. "

"Understood. Aimo aimo… "

Even more and more Vajra were Defolding outta here, "and at this rate, the Vajra mothership would be summoned in minutes, and this little spaceship would be totally destroyed! No, I have to stop all this! " Aether found a moment where Yukari chan seemed to forget to protect herself, "Disappear, to the end of the galaxy! " and generated a bigger than ever tornado against her.

"Oh shit! " Yukari chan detected an abnormal Anemo stream below her, but it’s too late for her to do anything. The Anemo stream ripped through her armor, causing it to gradually disintegrate, and she can see herself sufferin’ a -60% Pyro resistance. Few seconds in this already transformed into Pyro tornado and she can totally say sayonara to this world. "I wish I could Fold right now… "

Suddenly the artificial teleport waypoint reacted, answering her calls. "Naruhodo. Now I finally knew how to Fold. Time to commit Full Zhongli, and… Eject! "

Yukari chan ejected from her armor and simultaneously her mind was concentrating on the waypoint and she can feel her body instantly away from the giant arse Aneno and Pyro stream that Aether made, leaving her remaining armor exploding in it.

"Oouso… Yukari chan died… How could that be… "

"How could we finish them off with our only Pyro output dead… Retreat! "

"No, the headquarters was filled with Fold Fault! And other safe rooms too! Nope, the entire Teyvat was filled with Fold Fault! "

"What? "

The enemies prepared to charge and perform the finishing blow, while suddenly the artificial teleport waypoint reacted, and a giant beam was shot from there, finishing off a Ruin Hunter in one single hit. "Time for… RETRIBUTION! " a certain Pyro Phoenix swept forward, clearing all the common enemies on the ground, and burned Aether outta his mind controlling implants too.

Albedo, Venti, Diluc and Bennett Defolded from the waypoint, with Albedo operating the Guizhong Cannon, fully charged.

"Diluc senpai? Isn’t the Knights totally none of your business? " Jean saw Diluc in surprise.

"Now it’s not just the matter of the Knights, or the Liyue Quxing. It’s the matter of all of humanity of Teyvat, to revolt and beat this fake god or whatever for good. Besides, did you know that this artificial teleport waypoint is the only one that can be Folded in all of Teyvat? Even if one of us wanna have some fun, the only fun we could have is right here. Expect more and more people joining your fight. "

"Good news to you all: I’m alive, temporarily. " Yukari chan suddenly broadcasted using Fold wave to all.

"Yukari chan! Where are you! "

"In an undisclosed location, that risks getting known by these fake gods or whatever. But I happen to see in close proximity to the Barbara looking statue, and it’s not Barbara. It’s not Barbara at all! Shoot them with all your might! "

"Aye aye captain! " Albedo locked on the Barbara statue, and fired the fully charged beam into it, dealing 2147483647 damages, making its disguise totally rekt. And the Barbara statue showed its true form: a giant arse flying Paimon robot, that looks just like… Paimon.

"Wow, Paimon? "

"The emergency food mascot? "

"No wonder I didn’t see your annoying little face for months, Paimon. So you planned these shit all alone! " A sober Aether said in anger.

"Not to mention your technique to fake a god is so weak, you know what, Paimon chan? "

"How dare you fucking call me Paimon Chan! These Cuntstantin Films sponsored cloaking devices are so weak! "

"Stop capitalizing chan’s c or I’ll cook you into 2147483647 pieces! And Albedo? Did you bring my armor? Last one was destroyed, and I totally need a new one. Seriously. "

"Right here, Yukari chan. Actually, it’s even improved from your original design. And this one for you too. "

"My last Constellation? Where did you get that from? "

"By synthesis. "

"Oouso? Constellation can be synthesized right now? Like nani za fakku? "

"Explain, Mona. "

Mona Defolded from the waypoint, "F2P Astrology, btw. Added with Mondstadt’s advanced alchemy. You said Inazuma doesn’t exist, right? Soon we can build our own Inazuma from scratch, and probably elect the Electro Archon from Keqing and Lisa for it. Now everyone in everywhere will have full Constellations, and this means of exploiting us, won’t work anymore! "

"Good. Aether? Now that you know Paimon was manipulating you and Barbara all along, would you like to still work for them right now? "

"Never, and I’ll literally make this little shit emergency food after this crap. "

"Very well, now Barbara seems to be trapped inside Paimon’s giant robot body, we might need to find a way to cut it and extract her. But rest assured, we will save her, unscratched. " Yukari chan equipped her armor and test fired a charged Pyro shot onto one of the enemies. "Damages fall in the expectations, good. And… Level Up to LV60? Now I got enough combat data to make this work. "

"Hand me your Artifacts, Aether. I might know a magic of my own to perform, " Yukari chan checked Aether’s Artifacts, and found out now she can indeed just modify the Artifacts’ arbitrary substats to any one she wants. "And done! Now you had almost max Critical Rate / Critical Damage Viridescent Venerers, and would receive about 75% Critical Rate / 220% Critical Damage on your stat, though why would an Anemo character need that high of Critical stats anyway. Time to piss Paimon off, even more. "

"Now everyone is ready, right…? No, not everyone, Barbara was still in Paimon’s mind control. Gotta find a way to free her mind first. Let me try some… Mona? Can you perform your Astrology antics again? I need to connect my mind with Barbara chan and Jean chan? "

"Because only Master Jean could recover her sister outta mind control? "

"Yes, exactly! Just do it! "

Mona used her antics to connect the trio together. In the simulated mental world, Barbara wished to give the fuck up. And Jean bitch slapped her, "BAKA! "

"Didn’t you forget about your dreams, of letting your songs be heard all over Teyvat, and all over the galaxy? Even Yukari chan was actually inspired by your songs! "

And Yukari chan also appeared in their mental world, "Barbara chan, didn’t you once say that you will reach your dreams and never give up? I haven't given up on finding the truth, and I found it. So come on, Barbara chan! And Jean chan! You’re… Both of you are my wings! "

"So… Let’s sing one more time, Barbara chan! "

With Barbara chan fully prepared, all of humanity finally decided to perform full assault against Paimon and her giant arse robot or whatever.

"Takeoff! " After eating a piece of Golden Fried Chicken with her own stamina reduction addition, Yukari chan did a vertical takeoff, signaling the beginning of the assault phase.

Barbara chan and Jean chan sings Nyan-Nyan Special Service Medley

"Bad news for you, Paimon chan. I stole all of your precious Iteration 5 data right from the mainframe of the Celestia island, and used the data to crack the encryption protocol of your shitty arse Artifact chips. Now I can manipulate the sub stats of any Artifact as I want, just like how I can manipulate your very own sorry arse whatever I want, after this is all over and you show up on Good Hunter’s stove table. "

"Hmph! For the last time, Paimon is not emergency food! "

"Wiebitte? "

"Wiebit te nandayo! " While Paimon’s distracted by Yukari chan’s insults, Yukari chan started scanning her robot to find where Barbara was trapped. And she had found a weak door on the robot’s body that can be frozen with a Frozen reaction. "I need this location of the robot Frozen, do me a favor! "

Mona started to use her attacks to make the entire robot get Wet, and Diona aimed at the weak point Yukari chan designated, making the door frozen. "Alright! " Yukari chan fired some of her missiles onto the Frozen door, blasting it off to pieces. And she can see Barbara chan trapped in there.

"Here, Barbara chan! Catch me! " Yukari chan flew to her and took her outta the robot’s body, while the Guizhong Cannon fired after both of them escaped, stopping the Paimon robot from harming them.

"Hmph! Futile! " A pissed off Paimon flew pretty high up, and fired a bunch of laser beams to the ground, almost hitting everyone on the ground. Diona made her shield for everyone, but Yukari chan can calculate that the shield strength of Diona was far less than enough to absorb the damages, and if the damages are dealt, "they’ll be all dead… "

Suddenly, there were two more shields appearing on everyone, and a huge arse Jade Screen also appeared above their head, deducting the incoming damage by 50%. Everyone took a hit, but no one died or even lost too much HP.

"It’s Liyue’s long range expedition team! They finally come to join us! " Zhongli, Ningguang, Hutao and Noelle Defolded outta the waypoint.

"Sorry, we’re pretty late, it’s pretty difficult to Fold in this place full of Fold Faults. What’s the combat situation right now? And isn’t that flying cutie kawaii Yukari chan, our instructor? "

"I saw your arse over there, and you're pretty late actually. But still, thanks for your shields, otherwise we’ll be all dead. And Noelle? Why are you in Liyue’s expedition team? "

"Because they formed an all-Geo team, and that’s the experience I’ve never had. People always say all-Geo team cannot be used for long range expeditions Iterations after Iterations, but we did it too many times, without anyone hurt or dead. "

"And I remembered Jade Screen is… only a screen, why could it be over our head? "

"It’s already upgraded into Jade Dome like months ago, don’t you know? Like the advanced alchemy of Mondstadt, our people in Liyue are also researching advanced alchemy. "

"Good… Currently, I analyzed this giant arse Paimon robot and found several layers, like two, or three? The current layer has pretty high Pyro resistance, even after our best Anemo character Aether’s tornado, its Pyro resistance still couldn’t be reduced into an optimal amount, I mean subzero. I guess it’s time for Hydro characters to be the main DPS, and I’m gonna do sub DPS. Mona? You still remember the ‘Tactical Nuclear Mona’ tactics, right? "

"Yes, it’s a little bit complicated, but I did remember all the steps by heart. "

"And Sucrose chan? Bennett? "

"We knew what to do too! "

"Alright, now I’ll try to shoot this giant arsefuck down! "

"No need. Just let it eat my cannon! " Albedo prepared to fire the fully charged beam, while Paimon found out and destroyed the cannon beforehand. Luckily Albedo Folded into the waypoint and dodged the certain death.

"Not over yet! " Yukari chan found a weakness in the Paimon robot, and fired a charged SDW Precision Shot into it, making it fall to the ground.

"Imada! Tactical Nuclear Mona! "

The songstresses happen to sing "What about my stars? *2" and the rest of Lion

Mona performed Hydro attack on the downed Paimon robot making it Wet, while Sucrose threw out her Anemo creations to apply Swirl reactions, decreased Paimon’s Hydro resistance by 40% and added a roughly 200 Elemental Mastery to everyone, and for some reasons Sucrose’s 5-refined Thrilling Tales of Dragon Slayers had effects on Mona, and then Bennett with four-set Instructor smashed his iconic Like button on the ground, while the final time for Mona’s grand antics come.

"Fate is upon you! " Mona finally used her Elemental Burst to mark an Illusory Bubble on the Paimon robot, and all is set for a Pyro character to trigger the Hydro damage. Yukari chan used her SDW LOCK ON to the Pyro damage to the Paimon robot, triggering Mona’s Illusory Bubble with Vaporize elemental reactions, instantly ripped the Paimon robot’s layer of armor off. Now the Paimon robot only had one layer of armor that’s "pretty weak" to Pyro, it’s finally the time for her, and so many Pyro characters all across Teyvat.

"Why are you still with them, Aether? Isn’t it your wish for them to all be eliminated in the first place? "

The songstresses happen to sing "Ikinokoritai" again

"Now I changed my fucking mind! It’s you, and your sadistic, greedy treatment of Zhongli and other characters, that makes the entire program’s ratings drop like hell, not them! Besides, you manipulated Barbara, one more thing unforgivable! "

Yukari chan issued the final order, "Now for the moment of Melt! " But the Paimon robot rebooted and attempted to rise into the air again. "Not gonna happen! "

Yukari chan switched her SDW into Intelligent mode, shooting Incendiary bullets onto the Paimon robot, and let it fall into the ground again, while Aether used his Elemental Skills to decrease 60% of the Paimon robot’s Pyro resistance. Meanwhile Yukari chan’s Pyro was still on the robot, so Sucrose also threw out her Anemo creations and added everyone with a lotta Elemental Mastery. Diona threw out her Signature Mix to trigger the Instructor four-set’s 120 Elemental Mastery increase, and anyone in the range of her Signature Mix added another 200 of Elemental Mastery. Bennett also smashed the Like button on the ground, added every Pyro DPS on the ground with 1200 of Attack.

"Wait… how do we inflict sustained Cyro status on this robot… "

Ganyu suddenly Defolded from the waypoint, "I feel that you’re calling me, Yukari chan. " Ganyu used her Elemental Burst to summon a Sacred Cryo Pearl upon the Paimon robot to give it sustained Cyro status.

*The songstresses happen to sing "Seiza no michibiki de..." *

"Imada! Final Attack! " All of Pyro DPS characters all across Teyvat stayed in Diona and Bennett’s circles, using all their Elemental Bursts at the same time:

"Time for… RETRIBUTION! "
"Blazing Delight! "
"Cross over! "
"You're toast! "
"Amp it up!"
"No one escapes my sights!"

Aether performed his Elemental Burst to generate a giant arse tornado, mixed with Pyro elements towards the Paimon robot, while Yukari chan used the Anemo stream to take off again, activated her last Constellation, opened all of her missile pods, replaced all of the missiles with the experimental reactionary missiles, finished aiming at the still Cyro inflicted Paimon robot in the blink of an eye thanks to her new model of armor, and fired them all,

"Disappear, to the end of the galaxy! ",

totally blasting the Paimon robot into non existence.

"The Fold Fault had all disappeared! We made it! "

"Can we conclude this thing? Like It’s really concluded and I really wanna conclude it and I’m too tired to conclude something else. Now I can Fold too… "

Yukari chan Folded herself into the Knights’ headquarters. There are more and more people Defolding after her. All of the people Folded into the Knights’ headquarters and then went to Diluc’s small arse tavern to drink.

Genshin Frontier Act IV: Epilogue

Some time after the Yukari FEGELEIN incident in Teyvat, Paimon, I mean Twitter account @Genshinimpact, I mean the annoying mascot of Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha, rants on Twitter:

"Dear Travellers, We have recently received a lot of feedback from Travelers regarding issues with the character Yukari FEGELEIN. Recently, we discovered the breach in our systems. Such behavior not only disrupts our plans to develop and promote the new characters, but also causes some Travelers to have misconceptions about the content of the new characters. Here, we kindly ask for the support and help of all Travelers to resist Yukari FEGELEIN, and maintain a fair gaming environment. We will also increase our efforts to deal with such security breaches and illegal characters, such as banning all players’ accounts playing as her. "

And soon someone replied to her with: "Yukari FEGELEIN was a mod in your leaked 1.5 singleplayer development build, and you basically can’t ban anyone. Get the 2FA implemented before bitching about your own security problems, otherwise, we will plan to DDoS your shitty arse game servers 2147483647 times everyday until you go bankrupt yourselves, you greedy capitalist cunt. ---- Anarchy Intergalactical"

Meanwhile, Cuntstantin Films were busy sending DMCA Takedown Notices to every one of these Genshin Impact gameplay videos containing Yukari FEGELEIN, and to everyone and their meow chans and doggos’ surprise, Youtube did it, they took down these videos and terminated a lotta accounts. Just because they featured Yukari FEGELEIN, and Cuntstantin Films claimed copyright on the word "FEGELEIN".

"What a bunch of clowns, abusing copyright ‘protections’ and their legal teams against individuals, " Aether watched the news via his own AR display glasses, sitting with Yukari chan on the beach between Strombearer Point and Starsnatch Cliff, enjoying the sunlight, "They’re literally worse than Paimon, Yukari chan. "

"Who? "

"The big arse intergalactic ad company faking itself into a hi-tech company. After the intergalactic Fold network became a reality, these clowns resurfaced. But anyway, thanks to this recent technology, this spaceship of reality show, Genshin Impact, becomes possible. "

"You’re pretty sure this area is not on your reality show, right? "

"Don’t worry, I shut down the camera here for a while. By the way, last night’s show was awesome! The rates literally riled up! I guess beating Paimon outta the picture is a much better idea for the show. And that means I finally purchased a VF-25, and if you insist on returning to your home fleet, it’s all yours, and you can use it whatever you like. Or… "

Aether seemed to see through Yukari chan’s doubt, "If you wanna stay here, here’s an offer, work with me as Overseers, Yukari chan. Together we can work the greater things out! Our program was undergoing a huge arse shift. People were tired of watching the same medieval magic reality show years after years, farming Artifacts in one of 100 to 200 probabilities. We all knew that, right? Now they wanna see the program of people advancing in technologies, and become modern and even future humans from medieval times. Macross Frontier is already an inspiring story for all the people in long range fleets fighting the unknowns, expanding humanity to frontier. And the renowned Genshin Impact, will inherit the spirit of humanity expanding through the newer frontiers, not only the ones in space, but also the ones in technology. "

"And I think your shift in focus is happening naturally, either Mondstadt or Liyue are researching advanced alchemy right now, it’s only a matter of time before they’re advanced enough to be considered modern technology. And then they will ascend to the Celestia island, to find out the truth behind their spaceship, and contact with other fleets or such. But right now, they need to evolve and adopt newer technology on their own, like their current project of building their own Inazuma from scratch, and soon the rest of these nations, and elect their own people as Archons, without a greedy so called Sustainer of Heavenly Principles to make for us after ten or even nine Iterations. "

"I never thought you actually had deeper understandings of the program, Yukari chan, just like your understanding in Genshin combat. Wait… An email from Ranka Lee and Sheryl Nome. "

"What? Are they threatening to DMCA us or what? "

"No way, they’re not Cuntstantin Films anyway. They lauded the show last night, especially lauded your usage of their iconic music and Macross Frontier’s most famous line… "

"Both of you are my wings? "

"Exactly. By the way, it’s you who makes Jean and Barbara sing songs in Macross Frontier, right? "

"Right, Even by now I still had their music stored on my implanted computer… At my times with them, I was always imagining Jean chan to be Sheryl Nome, and Barbara chan to be Ranka Lee. "

"Nice try. Half of a year’s repeated Artifact farming would drive anyone crazy, including you and me. We will run on new contents pretty soon, and Ranka and Sheryl said they will license any of their new songs to us exclusively. I guess our program had some new fans! "

"Good to hear… By the way, we all knew Barbara chan had experienced all we had these days, how would you tell her of all these truths? Or whether? "

"What would you do? "

"I didn’t know. Knowing the truth was once my goal, but the truth isn't actually harmful to me. But it won’t work for her. If she knew she’s the cause of the 117th Research Fleet’s demise, I don’t know what she would feel for the rest of her life. "

"Besides… if these NUNS scumbags knew that… They would definitely come here, cause some considerable damages and arrest her, put her on a tribunal, and probably execute her, no question asked. So that’s unacceptable, and I went telling her all these things are nothing but a nightmare. And Barbara seems to accept this, and probably still dreaming to become an idol of Teyvat. That’s probably what we called blissful ignorance. "

"So, how would you stop them from singing Aimo again? "

"I don’t think Vajra is hostile to humans right now. They seem to attack randomly anything if summoned, but probably because no one knows how to effectively communicate with them. Ranka Lee seems to be successful in Frontier once, but these Vajra Folded themselves to somewhere unknown, and these ones appeared here are the new species. Research is still underway, no matter on these research fleets, or here. "

"You mean people in Teyvat were also able to figure this out? "

"Yes, and they probably would go ahead in research. But anyway, when effective communication is reached, we can finally make peace, no deaths due to singing Aimo, and no trials either, and Barbara would be finally ready for the truth. "

"Sounds practicable. Now you ready to work your role as a variable traveller, Aether? Jean chan was expecting you. "

"Alright, I’ll see her in seconds. " Aether Folded himself out, leaving Yukari chan alone.

"I was starting to love this place… But when will we see the end of the galaxy… "

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barbruh.21.10.27

话说wfp又有新活动了吗🤔我突然想到年初刚加入wfp的时候,我参加了他们的30k活动,本来等30k活动结束的时候看什么时候再办个40k活动,结果由于这个活动作为wfp的第一次大型活动,拖了整整半个月,中途还发生了一系列内鬼狗咬狗事件,30k活动结束的时候群里已经有5.9万人了🤔所以他们直接开始了50k,也是草的批爆🤔

总体来说30k活动的时候玩群比玩游戏好玩,那时如果我没记错的话是1.3末期,这游戏已经无限接近于长草了,以至于胡桃酱成了这游戏为数不多的惊喜🤔我加入了甘雨小组,我们每天在甘雨小组的专用频道里面刷甘雨emote🤔当然,如果我那时玩小号的话,我肯定会干出用甘雨emote刷万字符这种事情,然后被赶出群(悲🤔或者刷完万字符向discord运营团队举报,然后看他们的管理团队被discord批斗,找他们乐子🤔但说实话我对cuties impact的社区没有perusona社区或者ucc/hrpc那么大的恶意,我应该不会做这种事(确信🤔

但到今天,wfp已经便乘了15万人大群,不对,16.4万人大群,而目前在进行的是150k活动🤔当然,这个活动也有oc投稿,而且我的某部作品也许能够满足他们的条件(稻妻角色only)🤔但由于上次活动已经燃尽了我写oc的热情,再加上他们现在的oc要求超tm多,比如每个角色都要加theorycrafting数据,我寻思这个群的管理都meta魔怔了吗,oc也要meta🤔那么いいよ!来いよ!我要是填的话肯定填成什么114514的倍数啥的,比如主角大招10级是个1145.14%倍率🤔总之,我懒得参加了🤔现在游戏里的活动我还没时间玩呢,游戏外的活动?wiebitte?🤔

话说我迫真续写genshin frontier(没错,到今天还没写完)是因为2.1的剧情实在是太烂了,绝对不是因为又要参加某个oc征文(确信🤔其实我以前很少直球批评这个游戏的剧情的,以前我顶多只是调侃一下它(比如我写的那篇关于万叶的),但2.1实在是烂到了一定境界,烂到很多人顶着批站“你行你上”的嘲讽验证码也要“我行我上”的程度🤔所以genshin frontier第二季就是“我行我上”风格的作品,当然,它目前这个进度也说明了我不是那么“行”,至少在英文写作方面🤔

但乐观地看我居然已经用美国小学生一般的词汇量写完了7/9,只差两章了🤔但接下来我不是很清楚该怎么结束这玩意了,因为到现在我已经有了很多种结束它的方式🤔

随便举几个不怎么靠谱的例子:

  • 荧酱在对决女士第二阶段的时候被橄榄,然后说自己是旅行了114514个世界的旅行者,在某个世界获得了一种叫做perusona的玩意,然后掏出一把手枪,对着自己的脑袋开了一枪:“PERUSONA! ”,一转perusona3🤔但这么做的话我打算把对战女士和对战雷电将军缝合在一块,而且得彻底抛弃我之前的一个设定(牺牲邪眼可以实现一个哪怕听起来不可能的愿望)🤔话说迫真ソナ的最后一章什么时候能写出来啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊(悲🤔

  • 荧酱在对决女士的时候用自身嵌入的音频系统(这是第一季的设定,yukari飞过来就经常这么干,我在稻妻钓鱼的时候也在这么干)放起了hardbass,让作为精神斯拉夫壬的女士开始鄙夷荧酱的音乐品味,还可以趁机黑屁一波批站某个自视清高的俄罗斯up🤔它不是在那儿嫌冲国壬玩suka blyat梗不够尊重俄罗斯文化吗,那么,安排一个(吴慈悲🤔

  • 正常(确信)剧情,心海和稻妻砂糖酱作为姐妹花(迫真)唱起了lion,橄榄女士后放了obelisk,无限接近于macross frontier某个剧场版里有这首歌的剧情🤔问题是神像激活后不到一分钟时间雷电将军就会被橄榄,除非立即唐突二转lion,不然我想不出来续上歌曲的可能性(悲🤔

实在不行我这几个都写一遍,顶多搞成第10a,10b,10c章🤔

所幸(大嘘)橄榄雷电将军之后发生的事情,和之前计划的版本没啥太大差别🤔除了我实在是太喜欢(大嘘)我创作出的反派了,所以我不是很希望他和第一季里的paimon机器人一样被橄榄,他在召唤出深渊教团后直接摊牌,自己也是如同荧酱那样的异世界旅行者,因为实在是受够了这个楚门世界(也是第一季的设定)的垃圾剧情,所以来这个世界找点乐子,改改剧情,然后在帮助114514个深渊法师来这里之后fold回了自己的世界,从此直接消失🤔接下来开始放那首sayonara no tsubasa来着,既然是genshin frontier,那就用最macross frontier的方式结尾吧(确信🤔话说我都不看macross frontier长达半年了,我现在只记住了几首歌🤔

对了,他到底该叫什么nomiya来着?🤔

thonkmiya

在我翻了114514个/z/本姓氏之后,我得出一个迫真结论:难怪人们喜欢瞎寄吧给虚拟角色取/z/本姓氏,因为只有/z/本姓氏可以给使用汉字的几个国家的人带来彻头彻尾的取名自由🤔我反正难以想象中文复姓会有叫“雨宫”或者“雪宫”的🤔而对西方世界来说,瞎鸡巴取/z/本姓氏也有一种迫真附庸风雅的意味,差不多就像我在genshin frontier里面雷普拉丁文一样🤔没错,我估计wfp的150k活动里面那些写oc的全都在干这件事🤔哪天我有闲时间了可以观摩一下wfp的殿堂作品都是些什么货色(半恼🤔

当然,我对这些奇怪的姓氏全部google了一遍,然后发现了一件非常生草的事情:那些名字全被某个虚构作品用过了,而且我都不知道它们,也没看过它们,也没有兴趣看它们🤔所以,为了避免不必要的误会(确信),我准备凭空撸出一个nomiya(大嘘🤔

要么就叫stellanomiya吧!或者以cuties impact的用词习惯,叫astranomiya吧!🤔越听起来不像/z/文名字,就会越生草,越符合我写genshin frontier系列作品的初衷🤔别忘了第一季可是从头到尾都在黑屁,要不是投wfp的30k征文,我搞不好会写什么雷普paimon什么行秋给胡桃酱破处什么胡桃酱的virgin blood活活淹死了全世界的炼铜出警魔怔壬之类的🤔这第二季我感觉黑屁力度至少降低了一半,难怪我写了一个月都写不出什么玩意🤔

thonkari

另外我决定将传说中的genshin frontier第一季整理下,重新发表出来🤔原文是个google docs文档,我也不清楚为啥当时没有整理成md🤔但我还是需要强调一下第一季的背景,那时这破游戏才出到1.4,而且我写那玩意时恰好1.5开发者客户端泄露,所以如果感觉到第一集有点黑屁过度的话,也没啥不好理解的(确信🤔当然第二季的背景也比较好理解,2.1剧情便乘了一坨屎🤔

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bruhmiya.21.10.25

在我撸了114514秒后,终于撸完了两个小号的稻妻主线剧情🤔我原来打算每天交替完成一章,但最后发现根本没啥动力,所以两个账号分别在两天前和一天前一次性撸完了🤔这玩意最麻烦的其实是和游戏里的角色拍照留念,我记得每玩一遍主线就能拍一两百张照片,实在是烦死了(半恼🤔

有时候,你还能截图截到两个miya:

我是不是可以考虑把我那篇无限鸽了的迫真fanfic里面的某个反派角色也改名成什么什么nomiya了🤔

话说这游戏里面到底有多少个miya?🤔我突然想到某个nga帖子闹出了把狐斋宫当作建筑的笑话,但狐斋宫在英文里面叫做kitsune saiguu,kitsune是狐狸的意思,saiguu貌似是个官职还是啥来着,这构词法可以说是无限接近于yae miko了🤔看来,不是所有的“宫”都是miya🤔当然,saiguu只是斋宫的念法之一,还有什么itsukinomiya和imimiya,这两个就有miya了(确信

对了,那个心海和琴酱的小号,我准备捞个重云,结果出了一个班爷,接下来这破游戏的剧情就便乘了班爷一个大,琴酱一个大,然后敌人就被瞬间蒸发了(确信🤔比如在剧情里屌得不得了的女士,就被我一波带走了,连话都没说完,wl3就是这么爽🤔但当我用这一招来打雷电的时候,就不管用了,然后完全没怎么升过级的amber吃了一整套大,挂了🤔话说cuties impact和incel3还不太一样,由于coop存在,时停什么的就没法搞了,所以自机雷电的大招就退化成了一个动画加上一个只有数字的伤害,可以说是非常敷衍了,那个可以锁定敌人并时停的大招只有作为boss的雷电才有(悲🤔

至于为什么我把amber放了上去,我可能是在玩梗,毕竟我队伍里面已经有三个奶了,带个amber都没问题(确信🤔

接下来我还需要完成三个账号的音游🤔到最后一轮的时候,我已经开始听着hardbass打音游了🤔不过偶尔发现,它目前这个音游形式,可以认为是这游戏唯一一次移动端比pc端玩起来顺手的时候了🤔甚至可以说,它做得和手机上的音游形式最接近,然后被迫真移植到了pc端🤔

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barbruh.21.10.23

我某天闲的蛋疼,突然想把discord tube改写成c++程序🤔和bash版本一样,c++也有curl库用,瞎鸡巴折腾了114514秒后,我终于搞对了mingw存放头文件和库文件的路径,将curl的玩意扔进去发现dll不兼容?🤔

我再一查,发现我用的mingw是64位的,编译的64位exe,但我扔进去的库是32位的🤔草,搞个64位库扔进去后,完美运行🤔

现在基本上只有一个问题了,目前编译出来的exe需要一个5MB大小的libcurl-x64.dll才能跑,但这倒不是什么大问题,毕竟现在又不是20年前,5MB还真不是什么大文件,cygwin全套至少也得半个GB(确信🤔

况且这5MB还集成了ssl库,discord tube没有https肯定是搞不成的🤔我估计要是加上ssl的话,静态链接下来exe也是MB大小的🤔

然后我尝试看了一眼c++多线程,好了,我可以放弃将discord tube改造成c++了(悲🤔

还是我去哪儿抄个作业?搜“c++多线程http”啥的🤔

bruh

我查了一大堆资料,甚至重新编译过libcurl,还是搞不定静态链接到一个exe这种问题,懒得折腾了🤔

另外我还发现了其他一些http库,但它们貌似需要特别的设置才能编译出win版的dll🤔总体来说需要c的高效特性的场合(比如做高并发webserver)基本上全用的linux,win这边除了iis外现在其实更倾向用py等脚本语言实现webserver🤔

thonk

而我这边写的discord tube严格点来说根本不算多线程,而是多进程,无论是每进行一次http请求就需要调用一次curl.exe,还是迫真多线程加的那个&符号,都是fork的意思🤔这样,也许有另外一种写c++程序的玩法,那就是用system命令来调用curl.exe等,实现上传文件等操作🤔至于那个被调用的程序向stdout输出的东西,我觉得c++肯定有办法获取它(确信🤔

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genshin frontier: inazuma.part3.21.10.22

this one includes chapters from 07 (hopefully), chapter 01-03 are in here, and chapter 04-06 are in here*

07

"What a bunch of clowns... " Aeternus ran into the Futui facility as fast as he can, since the Resistance antics forced him to use a boat to reach Yashiori Island, "Well, what do we have here? A Futui facility, of course stealing the Abyss technologies. "

He remembered one of the secert project of the Futui to reverse engineer the Abyss technologies. "And probably this is what they have reached, " Aeternus thonks, "Vision users gained Elemental power from the Celestia, the Abyss Order gained Elemental power from the Laylines, but the Futui... They didn't have a power source. Thus Delusion is designed to drain the life force from the user, making them age faster. "

By defeating one after one Futui Skirmishers, Aeternus made into the central processing room of the facility. A bunch of Crystal Mallows were stacked everywhere. "So that's how Delusion channel the user's life force into Elemental powers... They definitely used Orobashi's remains, or what the locals called Tatarigami, as the catalyst. Of course other catalysts for it theorically exist, but this island has almost unlimited Tatarigami - Another gift the Raiden Shogun gave to her fellow subjects. Pretty ironic, Vision seized? Delusion instead! "

Aeternus recalled that once Kokomi mentioned a secret art involving Orobashi's Tatarigami. And since Delusion contains concentrated Tatarigami, he might come up with a new idea of their usages, that the Futui will definitely not like.

Almost zero efforts spent before he saw the Harbinger who looked to be in charge of the facility. "You actually managed to find this place. Congratulations. "

"So what? Who the fuck are you anyway? Or like I actually care about it. "

"I'm The Balladeer, No. 6 of the Fatui Harbingers. And what made you visit here? "

"Guess, faggot. "

"Well, I guess you came here to destroy it, for your helpless Resistance friend, right? Unfortunately, you're too late. We've finished manufacturing enough Delusion for all of Teyvat to use, the test phase on Inazumans are finished, and the optimization of the current model is complete. So we're closing this facility anyway. "

"Why are you assuming things so fast? I didn't care about your business anyway. "

"Then why do you spend your precious time to mess with us? "

"What about 'beat some Futui and have some fun', would this answer make you satisfied? What's with the hostility? Just kidding, I actually came here to buy some Delusions. "

"You really need this thing? You didn't look like these weaklings. "

"Did I say I'll use it by myself? "

"I see, you wanna give them to others, to fuel the civil war instead? Good, then I guess we're almost in the same boat. Here, take these for free. " The Balladeer threw a gift package to Aeternus, "A Snezhnayan gift pack of Delusion 14-pack, two for each Element. Have fun, and we're leaving. "

Then The Balladeer Folded outta this place, with all his staffs. "Have fun, huh... " Aeternus picked a random Delusion from it and started the procedure to perform the secret art, "What do they name it? Wait, they didn't give it a name, just said it's a 'secret art'. Whatever. "

After focusing all his wills into Delusion as the secret art instructed, all these Crystal Mallows around him resonated with it, shining in bright light. "Now give it a wish, and... What should I give? Whatever, I didn't have anything particularly wish to do here. Gotta informed the Resistance and start moving. " Aeternus cancelled the activation and put the Delusion back into his pocket, and Folded into Watatsumi Island.

114514

After defeating Signora, Raiden Shogun executed Signora and promised to let Lumine chan leave this place alive, "But my promise only works on you, traveller. As for you, Sangonomiya... "

"What? " Kokomi didn't give a literal fuck, and prepare to Fold to the statue, "I had a gaint arse statue to unlock, mein Shogun. Please don't waste my precious time. Speak, whatever bullshit you're gonna speak. "

"You even wanna unlock the statue, you little fuck! You're nothing but a Hydro Slime to me. My elemental mastery is something high, that you will be instantly eradicated by Electrocharged. "

plays Obelisk

"What if I'm a Electro slime instead? " Kokomi took out an Electro delusion from the pocket and ignited it, forming a thundering sphere around her.

"Wait... Kokomi, you know the side effects of using delusion, right? "

"Don't worry, it only lasts for mere seconds. Besides, der Shogun should see the irony that she forbids Visions but people just use delusion instead. " Kokomi started moving towards the statue, while Raiden was hitting her with lighting frequently but caused no damages at all.

Lumine chan also started to leave the place. It was not like she could find out a way to break through Fold Fault, but it's not like Raiden would strike her either, probably because she might be busy hitting Kokomi in the air.

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wiebitte.21.10.18

难以想象我昨天居然憋出了一章genshin frontier,尽管写得极其别扭就是了🤔看来,我的英文写作水平还是非常需要提高的(确信🤔但另外一方面,它也像我cuties impact大号的战力一样,看起来很高了,但有些时候又不够,而想提高一点点就得耗费巨大的精力(悲🤔

与此同时我突然发现这破游戏最近的活动居然需要我完成稻妻的所有主线才能玩🤔而且我估计以后的活动都有这个要求,毕竟它这些活动要么是万叶约主角玩音游,要么是公子便乘了主角探索新副本,反正剧情设定还真都是稻妻主线结束之后🤔还好这游戏后面出的角色都不需要我小号伺候,不然我每买一个小号需要从璃月打到稻妻,可真是太蛋疼了🤔

总之这几天我就得把那两个小号的主线玩一玩了🤔倒也没多难,也就是一天进行一章而已,而且那两个小号刚好错开一章,这样至少在一天内我不用重复玩同一段剧情(确信🤔

barbruh

草,这破机子存储空间不够了🤔难怪我写的一系列玩意都保存不了,上传也上传不上去,web端也没法实时自动保存🤔这样下去,迟早有一天我需要研究cloudflare静态化blog(悲🤔

当然,我们可以使用cloudflare worker外加别的文件源来撸一个静态blog出来,搞不好我甚至都不用放弃wp🤔问题是,我最喜欢(迫真)用的discord drive,和cloudflare完全不兼容(悲🤔别的什么drive,又远没有discord drive那么好用🤔

discord tube

我突然发现ffmpeg的hls分片除了可以按照时间分外,还可以按照大小分片(确信🤔将-hls_time参数换成-fs参数即可,后面填字节数🤔实测下来很少遇到像时间那样需要迭代四五次的情况,一次就能通过文件大小检查🤔

有时某些视频在使用了这种方式之后仍然会出现大量超过8MB的分片,文件体积迭代到6MB也能出现26%的超出8MB的文件,此时只能说它关键帧设置得非常不合理了(确信🤔

我后面还看到一个比较坑爹的ffmpeg玩法,对每一个分片都进行大小迭代,迭代到体积在某个范围内位置,然后记住这段视频的时间,从这个时间点开始迭代下一个分片🤔我觉得是不是可以考虑加进我的discord tube脚本了?🤔

fischlthonk

我在某色图群的cosplay频道里传了一大堆m3u8之后,有人问我这种玩意是怎么搞出来的🤔所以在差不多两年之后,discord tube技术终于有了我之外的用户,在我一顿迫真教学之下,discord tube用户数从1便乘了3🤔

不过discord tube便乘第一个走出去的discord迫真存储技术,也没什么奇怪的,discord drive压根就很少有人用,本来就没几个人拥有大量备份互联网数据的需求,而且discord drive还需要占据存储的东西1.05倍多的临时空间🤔但在线看片和分享片子的需求就比在线存储20TB数据的需求多多了🤔

既然discord tube技术有人用了,我突然想去搞c++编程了🤔

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genshin frontier: inazuma.part2.21.10.16

this one includes chapter 04-06, chapter 01-03 are in here, and chapter 07 to the latest are in here*

04

After a tough fight, Keqing, Kazuha and Xiangling totally rekt Spiral Abyss 12-3 in three minutes. For some reasons, they even had Xingqiu, who's happened to appear in there when they arrive Wanmin Restaurant, volunteered to join their quests. As greeting gifts, Kazuha gave one of the specialities of Inazuma, Emblem of Severed Fate artifact set to Xiangling and Xingqiu, and greatly improved their battle potentials, making this miracle possible.

And now people were celebrating them in Angel's Share, a tavern in Mondstadt.

"... And that's it. No one would dare to mock your damage outputs anymore, even if they wanna mock, you can shove the full star 12-3 Spiral Abyss cert up their sorry arses. " Kazuha prised Keqing for her battle performance, although he might be thonking that all these magnificant Overload damages she dealt, actually calculated with his EM instead, a basic lesson of Advanced Elemental Reaction Theory, 114514th Edition.

"The Liyue Qixing always repay their debts. And as you have heard, our eyes see far and our reach is long. Name your price. You deserve that much. "

"An arbitrary promise, interesting... My request might be a little bit hard to fulfill, would you still do that? "

"How hard? Would that be 'spend a night with me' kinda hard? Of course, it's not actually impossible, if that's with you... "

"I would never ask for this kinda superficial thing. Well... My request is: Reach Inazuma, and persuade the Raiden Shogun to abolish her Vision Hunt Decree bullcrap. "

"Now that's pretty hard, though. Persuading a stubborn Archon to change her mind? If you mean 'by force', that might require the power of all elite humans from both Liyue and Mondstadt to reach Inazuma, not to mention how do we reach there in the first place? "

And a fancy looking man interrupted them, "Did you say, reach Inazuma? I might know a way, Mr. Kaedehara. "

"Do I look like knowing you? And how did you know me? "

"You might not know me, but I've been seeing your activities in here for a long time. "

Everyone fell silent. "Well, what's the manner? My apologies, I forgot to properly introduce myself. I'm Aeternus, one of the remaining few members from the Inazuman Shogunate's most hated Stellanomiya family, since my ancestors had backstabbed them so hard that they might get PTSD outta my name, haha. Just like you, I'm banished from my homeland too, probably. "

"So it makes you Stellanomiya Aeternus then? Such a strange name, for an Inazuman... "

"Aeternus Stellanomiya, you moron. And I'm a spiritual Mondstadter now, don't compare me with these Shogunate arsehats, I don't wanna be represented by them. "

"Spiritual Mondstadter? "

"What's wrong with it? Just like you're a spiritual Liyueian anyway. You might look like coming from Inazuma, but you used Diligence series as talent levelup materials, you like to hang out with Beidou and her crew, and you seem to enjoy Liyue more then your homeland. "

"How do you even know the talent levelup material part? "

"I've been seeing you entering Taishan Mansion too many times, with your Liyueian buddies. Just like I need Resistance series to levelup my talents. So basically why would you still wanna return to Inazuma anyway? You know the Raiden Shogun would like to stick to her hakushin eternity philosophy forever, and it's not a mere humans that could change her... "

"But something must be done. I can't stand people having their Visions and wishes taken. "

"Good, I see your reasons through. Well then, I'll help - just like you guys talked earlier, if a single person wanna return to Inazuma, you can just hope for a random Fold accident, and it might be done. But, if you wanna Fold a lotta personnels and heavy weapony into Inazuma, you might need to find a way specified for this. Did you remember the Futui? "

"Yes, they're everywhere, then what? "

"Did you see their home nation in anywhere of Teyvat? Has anyone ever reach there? "

"They said they're from Snezhnaya, but no one has ever reached this place... "

"What if this 'Snezhnaya' is not even in this world anyway? They must have the way to Fold themselves from their home world to this world, or Inazuma. And if you couldn't reach Inazuma via a common Teleport Waypoint, that means just like Snezhnaya, Inazuma is also an isolated world, so their Fold technology also works for us. Find a random Futui guy and beat him up until he talks. What about that arrogant Futui Harbinger, someone named 'Childe'? When was the last time you see him? "

"Golden House, I guess...? " Keqing still remembered the time they beat Childe before he released Osial.

"Well then, let's beat Childe again. "

A team of Aeternus, Keqing, Kazuha and Xiangling arrived at the abandoned Golden House and saw Childe there, as expected. Xingqiu had other matters in Feiyun Guild to process, so he couldn't join the fight with them.

"Well, well, isn't that the famous Inazuman wanderer, Aeternus Stellanomiya? What wind blows you here? And wait, why the fuck did you bring a Qixing with you? "

"After quite the stunt you've performed, you're still allowed to stay in Liyue, I'm pretty impressed. If people in Liyue harbor happen to know it's you who released Osial and almost had Liyue harbor destroyed, you would never be like this, pretending innocent. "

"So what? We made a deal. Ningguang would never make it happen, since she also had things to hide... "

"Ningguang what? " Keqing seemed not know the deal between them.

"Lucky for you. But we came here to, well, ask you the way to reach Snezhnaya. I would like to have an one on one talk with your suka Archon, probably about how she's a shameless suka blyat for causing the misery for other people's lives. "

"Wait, what? " Everyone was shocked by Aeternus' speeches.

"Your suka Archon is even worse than Inazuma's curent Archon, at least she only tortures her own people. Now, beat us, because if you lose, you're gonna tell us the biggest Futui secret anyway, regardless of your willingness - how the literal fuck did you arrive here from Snezhnaya? "

Childe seemed to be ueber angry, "A fight? If you want a fight, then fine, but disrespecting our Archon? Suka blyat! " Childe skipped his normal battle form and transformed into his Foul Legacy form directly.

"Well, well... Stolen technology from the Abyss Order. No wonder I dislike the Futui... " Aeternus prepered to use his Elemental Burst, even though he didn't have a Vision anyway, "Iiyo! Koiyo! Use your Abyssal power to hit on my chest! My chest! "

As he expected, Childe shoved a powerful whale towards him, and suddenly he countered it with a devastating blow, dealing massive Physical damages towards Childe, ending his Foul Legacy state.

"Stop acting smart, Childe. Actually we don't wanna go to Snezhnaya at all. We just need to bring a bunch of people into Inazuma and fuck its Archon. The way you guys used to come here would greatly help with our quests. "

"Fine... Why didn't you say it earlier, you don't need to fight me anyway. " Childe then told everyone about the way the Futui used to project people into other worlds and left.

"I see... If my understanding of his saying is correct, the Futui used an amplified Fold device to connect to Teleport Waypoints from other worlds, and Fold into it. As long as this Fold device is provided with enough power, it could be used to Fold into any world its user wants. Except... It's a one way ticket. Unless the same kinda device could be built in the destination, one could not return to his original world. "

"So if that's the case, we can't risk deploying our people into there. "

"But don't worry, once both world had these devices operational, people and goods can Fold between them like one world. So we still need to build such device first, and deploy one of us beforehand. "

"And who would you like to deploy into there first? "

"Of course myself! It's been quite some time since Inazuma was isolated, I would like an update of the current situation, make contacts with local resistance, find a perfect place to build a massive Fold device under the Raiden Shogun's nose, and find a way to conduct a joint operation of us and the resistance possible. So if I returned from Inazuma days after, that means the joint operation is a go; Otherwise, you can totally forget such plan exists. So first, who could provide enough energy needed to power such device? "

"What about we return to Mondstadt and ask Master Jean? Her knights did have some alchemists that know the answer.

All of them returned to Mondstadt to find a way to build such Fold amplification device Childe said.

05

Meanwhile in Senrai Island - Lumine chan and her buddies watched the Shogunate elite special forces drowning in the Elecro water of the central Senrai.

"Welcome to Sangonomiya, nein, Senrainomiya Shrine, motherfuckers! " Lumine chan shouted at them.

"I didn't know that sarcasm is in Lumine chan's middle name. " Thoma commented.

"What's wrong with the sarcasm? The Resistance is nearly fucked, the Raiden Shogun didn't hear her people's wishes, I couldn't return to the old world, and we're both wanted. Why not have fun suffering? "

After being rescued, Thoma initially just wanna hide in Komore Teahouse until the war's over. But Lumine chan spent a lotta efforts to persuade him to traval with her, like "If you stay in there, it's only a matter of time until you're arrested again, and this time no one would come to rescue you. And I guess the Shogunate would not just take your Vision away. But with me, even these Shogunfags came, you had my protection. And I need a trusted teammate, you can have more interesting travelling experience than Narukami Island. Deal? " and they set off to make contact with the Sangonomiya Resistance.

"Still I don't understand, Lumine senpai. How do you install the Waypoint into that position with Electro water? " Sacchara chan asked.

"Well... Weeks ago, I received a commission of the Adventure's Guild to disable Senrai Island's hazardous environment and enable a path to Fold into the island's deity, the Thunder Manifestation. It turned out that the commission was issued by Kujou Sara, because Thunder Manifestation contains the necessary material for her Ascension. "

"Wait, Kujou Sara uses Electro vision. How the heck could she beat the Thunder Manifestation? " Thoma asked.

"That's way outta my league, but I've heard that she hired Yoimiya with her. As for Yoimiya, I knew her well, she can beat it in either DPS build or Elemental Mastery build. But anyway, since Sara chan helped us rescue the fake Vision maker Masakatsu, that's my way to repay her debt. I happen to find a way to control the Electro status of the water below Thunder Manifestation, it could be switched on or off with a certain ancient mechanism. So I switched it off, installed the Waypoint and switched it back on, simple. "

"Fake Vision? Do I need one? "

"Of course not! You don't even have a Vision to begin with. So I guess Sara chan would never ask you for trouble, probably. Besides the obvious different path we take, Sara chan is actually a good commander. Just like Kamisato Ayaka, she's one of the few good people in the corrupt as fuck Shogunate. "

"Then what's this device I've been using? How could I use Anemo element without a Vision? "

"Whatever you are currently using, Sacchara chan, is a Delusion. It's a Futui invention to imitate Visions, but it can cause serious side effects to its user, like - Did you notice it yourself? You're only a little girl when I rescued you from a bunch of ronins, but now it's only weeks later and you are already as old as a teenage girl! "

"Yes, I did grew up too fast, but... "

"But it's not only 'too fast', it's accelerated aging! In this rate you're gonna die of too old in less than a month! Well... I had to admit, I came to rescue you and train you with Elemental skills purely outta my own selfishness. When the first time I saw you, you were trying to use a random Anemo Delusion on the ground to repel ronins. And it reminds me of Sucrose chan, my best buddy in the old world. "

"So... You chose to rescue me because you missed her? "

"Yes, and... I apologize. But it turned out that you did GREAT, if not good enough in our team. People always ignore the power of Elemental Reactions, just like these Shogunfags ignoring the power of the Resistance. My Electro power is so weak, that it barely exists as Electro, no more; and Thoma specializes his ability on Pyro sheild, so also not as powerful as Diluc or Hutao chan. So guess what makes our team one of the best and most powerful team in almost all of Inazuma? "

"My ability to mix Elements together and make them do Reactions? "

"Exactly! I guess you're a good enough student of Advanced Elemental Reaction Theory. By the way, you can see the description of your artifact set, Viridescent Venerer. "

"Increases Swirl DMG by 60%? And decreases opponent's Elemental RES to the element infused in the Swirl by 40%? "

"Right. It's a pretty powerful set, that no one else in Inazuma would ever be able to use. Not to mention the Sand, Goblet and Circlet are all composed of Elemental Mastery. This is one of the best gift I could give to anyone I care. "

"..."

"So I mean we still need you. Don't worry, we can and we will end this war pretty soon before something bad happens to you. At that time, you don't need to use Delusion anymore, perhaps you will get a Vision instead. "

"Don't worry about me, Lumine senpai, I'm fine. And I'll do whatever I can to ensure our victory, or at least follow your step. "

"Good, " Lumine chan petted Sacchara chan's head, "Meanwhile no more Shogunate forces coming from the Waypoint, that basically means our mission is finished. Time to return to Watatsumi Island to see how Kokomi's doing, or if they need our help."

The trio planned to Fold back to Watatsumi Island, but Lumine chan detected a large Fold Fault area around Yashiori Island. "Wow, why could Fold Fault happen in Yashiori Island? Let's Fold to a higher ground in Tatarasuna and see what happened there. "

Upon their arrival, they saw the Shogunate army retreating from Nazuchi Beach while they're all Wet, and they could hear the lightning striking from the direction of Yashiori Island.

"It sounds like Tatarigami to me. I didn't know that releasing Orobashi is part of Our Excellency's grand scheme. What should I say when I meet her? Praise her? Point out how many arses we'll need to wipe after the war's over? Whatever, we need to keep going. "

06

When they arrived at Sangonomiya Shrine again, they heard people arguing with Kokomi, actually it seemed that everyone was fighting everyone.

"Nice job, Kokomi. I thought Waypoint antics is enough to fuck these Shogunfags up, but releasing Orobashi on a hakushin truce? You're more Zhuge Liang reincarnated than I anticipated. " Lumine chan greeted.

"Wait, Captain Lumine. I didn't do that part, nor did I issue such order. "

"But it seems that Orobashi did get released. If it's not we doing it, who did it? "

"I didn't know, actually. "

"Wait, what? You didn't release them? And you didn't even know who did this? What a disappointment. Why do I abandoned all my belongings in Narukami Island to join you clowns anyway? "

"But at least we stopped the Shogunare army to launch any more offense, then what are we waiting for? Hurry up and fuck the Shogunate, and then fuck the Shogun SOFORT! "

"Shouldn't our entire goal be converged into abolishing the Vision Hunt Decree only? Do you really think you, with your Delusion only, is sufficient to kill one of the Seven? "

"Wait... Are we banning the use of Delusion already? And you're still using it, what's fucking wrong with you! "

And then Aeternus came outta nowhere, "What a bunch of clowns, arguing for things they didn't even understand. "

"Who the fuck do you think you are? Why didn't we see you in any part of the Resistance? "

Kokomi explained to everyone, "He's Stellanomiya Aeternus, an intelligence expert closely working with me. I guess you brought the latest intelligence here, right? Please explain to them. "

"Aeternus Stellanomiya, you moron. I might 'the fuck' don't know who I am, but you, the fuck didn't know what you're up against. I had the intelligence all of you need to ensure victory, and end the fucking war, regardless of your goals. Let me ask you, do you know the relationship of the Raiden Shogun and Miko Yae? I mean outside their official titles? "

"Nope, and why does it matter? "

"Why does it matter? Well, if you didn't know that, if you didn't do any intel work, then why do you resist anyway? Go surrunder to the Shogunate and rot in jail, faggots. You, The one who wanna stop the Vision Hunt Decree, you didn't know why the Raiden Shogun came up with such a shitty idea. And you, the one who wanna kill the Raiden Shogun, you even didn't know the true nature of the Raiden Shogun, no to mention I didn't see you preparing anything powerful enough to kill one of the Seven. "

"Then what do you know? Satirizing us outta nowhere? "

"I had a long arse talk with Yae actually. She provided me some top level intelligence, and I would like to share it to you clowns for free. Yae is Raiden's old friend, but after a certain diaster somehow 500 years ago, they severed the connections, and Raiden, whose true name is Ei Raiden, made a robot to replace herself, so whatever Raiden Shogun you saw everyday, is a fucking robot. "

"That's utter bullshit in all of these Raiden Shogun cospiracy theories. Give us more reasons to believe in your bullshit. "

"Don't you think she's more like robot and less like people or other gods, when she would execute the losing side of a dual before the throme without emotions? Or how she didn't give a flying fuck about the Vision Hunt Decree's slightly potential drawbacks, for a millisecond? But anyway, after making a god level robot, Ei Raiden lost almost all her power, and hid herself inside the robot for probably hundreds of years I guess. It seems that right now, the robot is flawed and she could not preceive the nation currectly inside the robot. In another world, she's trapped inside her own creation, waiting for someone to liberate her from the empty flawed prison. "

"Would you try to make us sympathize Raiden? This bitch didn't deserve any sympathy! "

"Of course she didn't, as she caused so much unforgivable harms. Actually, if I could, I would like to gangbang her 114514 times before ending her life. But, no matter what your goal is, the priority one thing you need to do right now, is to find a way to completely destroy Raiden Shogun's robot, and force Ei Raiden to come out. To probably have a better situation awareness of her own nation, before getting gangbanged 114514 times I guess. "

"Destroy? Is it a little bit too far? "

"Yes it might look too far, but there is no other way. Ei Raiden can create another better robot after that, but currently this robot only became a tool to prison her. Only by freeing her from the prison, could you guys do the next step, no matter if the next step means persuading her to abolish the Vision Hunt Decree, or just killing her. I suggest you guys go argue this problem after this is done, but currently, the best thing to do for all of us, is to stop arguing and start destroying her fucking robot! "

And Kokomi finally decided to respond, "Yes, this man is right! Why don't we just stop arguing and listen to what he says! "

Everyone calmed down, "Thanks, Kokomi Sangonomiya. As the other part of the intel work, I also had a visit to Kamisato Estate, and talked with the current de facto clan leader, Ayaka Kamisato. She and her Yashiro Commision tried numerous times to repeal the Vision Hunt Decree, but every time it got vetoed by the other two Commisions. So we did a joint investigation against the Tenryou Commission. We hired a ninja called Sayu chan to infiltrate the Tenryou Commission HQ, and grabbed these fancy materials, proving their high treason against both the Raiden Shogun and the people of Inazuma. I have totally no use of these materials, so they're all yours. You can try to show them onto Ei when this is over, before some other ones of you finish killing her of course. "

Aeternus gave these two documents to Kokomi and the others. One of them is an official Tenryou Commission document writing to the Raiden Shogun, saying that the Vision Hunt Decree proceeds without obstacles, which is, of course lying as everyone here saw it; And anther one of them is a private letter to a certain Futui leader, about...

"A scheme to promote Delusion via the enforcement of the Vision Hunt Decree? "

"Yes, if people was forced not to use Visions, and they wanna have Elemental powers against the Vision Hunt Decree, what will they chose? But I would not use 'promote', I would like to say 'use Inazumans as guinea pigs to test the engineering samples of Delusion' instead. And guess what? Inazuma had one of the biggest Delusion manufacture and research facility in all of Teyvat, it's almost like TSMC and Intel combined in the semiconductor industry. "

"And do you know where it is? We must destroy it at once, with or without Shogunate help. "

"I know where it is, and don't worry, I'll go fuck these Futui up myself. And thanks to your antics, I'll have to go a long way by foot to get there. A final friendly reminder to everyone of you: The people in the old world, I mean so called Mondstadt and Liyue, had enough firepower to destroy the Raiden Shogun robot. All they need is an amplified Fold device powered on, so they can deploy their people and weapony right into the Raiden Shogun's doorstep. "

"And how do we make such device? "

"Well, the Statue of the Omnipresent God, did you remember? There are neinty nein Visions on it, that would be enough to power it as an amplified Fold device if these neinty nein people wish to power it. Of course when the real battle begins, the Raiden Shogun will definitely cover it with Fold Fault, it's up to you guys to deal with it. I will try to test fire it to return to the old world and have contacts with them, once you're ready, power up the Statue and the reinforcements will arrive. Long live the Resistance! As you always say. Aeternus out. "

"Much obliged, Aeternus. Wish you a safe hunting! " Aeternus disappeared via Fold in a mere second.

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ittobruh.21.10.15

最近2.3的爆料也出来了,奇怪的是,我居然对itto和gorou都没有兴趣,更不用说albedo了🤔我玩这个游戏一年来,头一次对一整个版本的池子都没有一点兴趣🤔

要知道宵宫和心海再怎么offmeta,至少外观也是不错的,而且我也整了两个小号来玩🤔但这个itto,人设还真不讨我喜,所以搞不好连小号都不想要🤔

更坑爹的是,现在honeyimpact已经放出来了itto的数据,貌似所有技能都吃def加成,所以他是五星noelle chan?问题是noelle chan是短发萌妹,还有green eyes,他有什么?🤔

而gorou也是def加成,albedo也是def加成,gorou的def加成还是按照整个队伍里岩系角色数量加的,最后整个队伍的最优解会便乘四岩队,其中三个还是def加成的(当然,加上c6 noelle chan的话整个队伍都是def加成的了🤔

至少目前,我觉得这个队伍一点都不好玩,而且meta魔怔程度可以说是仅次于eula chan的物伤队了🤔c1钟离共鸣队还可以整点烂活,这个def四岩连整活都整不了🤔

另外一方面,我也不觉得米社的def加成角色会在meta方面超过传统的atk加成角色,我不是很信任米社脑瘫数值策划的业务水平🤔

当然,所有的这些到2.3都有可能变,itto会像raiden或者aJAJAJAJAJAka那样在测试服里加强上个十次甚至九次,新的圣遗物也能嗯抬def,我坐等打脸好了🤔但作为死硬派元素反应壬,哪怕albedo/gorou/itto这个组合比什么璃月3c还要meta,我仍然会觉得它毫无美感,毕竟它和noelle chan开高达有什么本质上的区别吗?🤔要玩开高达,为什么我不去玩些没有gacha还可以单机玩的/z/本萌妹游戏,去玩米社的游戏?🤔

fischlthonk

这破游戏已经出了一年了,我发现我最喜欢的萌妹几乎全来自蒙德🤔我之前列了一个tier list,从T0到T1几乎没有蒙德之外的萌妹,前几名全都是蒙德的,T1末流才有yanfei chan和sara chan,草的批爆🤔

另外我发现2.2版本最大的优化其实是网络🤔这破游戏干什么都会向服务器发送网络请求,包括捡垃圾的时候🤔问题是以前捡垃圾并没有做成异步,在服务器返回捡垃圾结果的数据之前会卡住,没法捡下一块垃圾,这样捡垃圾的体验会有肉眼可见的卡顿,尤其是在玩美服这种延迟高达300ms的外服时,能卡到按两三次f才能捡一件垃圾🤔现在搞成异步之后,捡垃圾的速度基本上和按f的速度一样了,爽死🤔

不过总体上来说,全程在线游戏本来就是非常脑瘫的设计,但不做成全程在线,又怎么去收割gacha韭菜呢(悲🤔

honkai4

米社貌似又做了一个新游戏,貌似是崩坏3的续作,现在还在cbt阶段,不清楚是画质比cuties impact好呢,还是怎么🤔但我现在只能预见一件事,那就是如果它真的用虚幻4甚至虚幻5开发的话,我再也别想impact 4k cuties了,搞不好impact 1440p cuties都别想(悲🤔

不过总体来说和meta魔怔壬相比,我有同样的钱当然倾向于升级电脑硬件,所以非常有可能我会赶在meta魔怔壬之前搞到能玩这游戏的硬件(让我们先对2022年显卡价格的走势持迫真乐观态度🤔当然,也有可能meta魔怔壬家里有矿,所以既能搞满配硬件,又能抽满命角色,而我就只能二选一咯🤔既然如此,要么我们在别的地方压meta魔怔壬一头吧,比如把钱用在雇俄罗斯黑客dump下来米社游戏的所有源代码上,我就不信meta魔怔壬往米社游戏里充几十万,米社就会送他们一直更新还可以随便打裸体mod的单机客户端(确信🤔

cuties

wiebitte?

我刚看了下官网介绍,这玩意是个回合制rpg?🤔那就拉鸡八倒吧,我能通关perusona是因为我能随便改它,这是款gacha,肯定不会赋予我随便改它的权力🤔

不过另外一方面,这也是件非常有意思的事,米社居然选择进入/z/本萌妹游戏的传统领域🤔这个传统领域的特点是gameplay可以约等于不存在(至少对西式arpg玩家来说是如此,但对连根塞这样的jrpg魔怔壬来说,恐怕就是相反的看法了,他一天到晚都在黑屁ubisoft的游戏,我觉得他可以去享受一下米社的这款回合制rpg),但剧情一定要做好,至少在二刺螈萌妹游戏这个类别里🤔选择这个领域可以说明米社对其编剧的水平极其自信啊🤔毕竟现在的米孝子已经开始洗cuties impact的编剧拥有全业界最高的工资水平(这tm和游戏角色比流水、饭圈偶像比销量、恶俗圈壬士比花钱有什么本质上的区别吗?),他们写的脑瘫主线剧情是套了114514个枷锁跳舞,什么照顾meta魔怔壬“轻玩家”之类的(当然,“轻玩家”已经是非常客气的说法了,如果是只会复制粘贴s1的孟德尔和更加魔怔的连根塞,绝对会把他们批斗一番然后扣上一顶“非玩家”的帽子,再打进114514层地狱)🤔那么在这个新科幻回合制rpg项目里,世界背景是科幻而不是迫真中世纪,也不用迫真写12+迫真低幼剧情,cuties impact的meta魔怔壬“轻玩家”也没什么可能顺着味来这儿,毕竟他们连arpg元素都不怎么屑于玩,怎么可能玩更加核心的回合制rpg🤔既然现在没有任何枷锁(确信),我倒想看下他们的编剧准备怎样自由地大展身手🤔我倒想看下如果米社的高薪编剧又双叒叕搞砸了,这些泡在饭圈文化里面的米孝子能不能用它们可能存在的神经网络thonk上逸已死无意思个普朗克时间,that米社的编剧到底值不值得那么多工资(半恼