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allesganging

der krisgang.en.21.07.19

a rough translation of the original one by myself

There are still three days until Cuties Impact updates Inazuma, but at least we had another huge arse lulz these days: A certain Canadian Groupiefucker, Canadian Electric Eel, whatever he's Canadian anyway Kris Wu, or called by another new name he recently gained: Toothpick Wu, finally got rekt on his glorious road of gropie fucking. He thonks his groupie leaders would carefully pick some hakushin virgins who had vaginas narrower than his toothpick sized penis for him, only to unfortunately fuck an ueber unsatisfied groupie, who can compose looooooooooooooooooooog speeches against him on weibo, piss him off and make him rant like Adolf Hitler. After failed hakushin negotiations, our anti-capalism hero (convinced), a certain ex-gruopie and currently a girl of culture, finally revealled all of Toothpick Wu's dirty history for everyone to see:

  • even though as a top celebrity Toothpick Wu can fuck every groupie he wants, his penis is too small and too thin to satisfy them. In our hero's own words, when they had sex "it was like using a finger to pick her nose but got a toothpick instead". I kinda suspect his penis could ever break her hymen, thus the name "Toothpick Wu".

  • And Toothpick Wu can only last for two minutes, even shorter than defloration.com's actual sex part in its latest videos. Would that be the result of virgin pussy too tight? If a trained vagina smooth muscle master was fucking him instead, would he need only 11451.4 milliseconds to cum?

  • And just like a certain Show Lo, Toothpick Wu also had sex addiction, that's probably why his sexual activity was a global joke. At least our Republic (hakushin) of China citizen Show Lo knows how to do "time management", while Toothpick Wu coulnd't even manage his time inside women's pussy

  • And not just like that, Toothpick Wu was also the host of various sexual transmitted diseases, and likes to cum inside girls' pussies without any protections. It was said that a lotta gropies had already been infected with STD after sex with him.

  • And Toothpick Wu also likes to rape unteraged girls after they're drunk, some says he will invite other men to rape them together, deepthonks

  • And not just that, Toothpick Wu also likes to shit talk other celebrities, like shit talking one of the popular celebrities to have bromhidrosis. Wow, would she think his life is not misable enough right now, even to attact radical fans of that celebrity to make his life more misable? I'm pretty impressed.

  • Toothpick Wu even tried to threaten our girl of culture to stop revealing his shit, even went as far as fabricating a hakushin legal term full of trap to lure her into it, planning to send her into prison instead. Luckily she had lawyer friends, and didn't fall for it. Instead that shitty legal term was seen for everyone, and everyone and their doggos knows Kris Wu, or we say Toothpick Wu is a k-pop yakuza right now.

Yajuu senpai = Kris Wu theory

  • Yajuu senpai reipus his konhai after getting them drunk, Kris Wu also reipus his groupies after getting them drunk

  • Yajuu senpai pretends to love his victims after raping them, Kris Wu also pretends to love his victims after raping them, and his acting skill at this time is even better than when he's in his movies. Let's pay tributes to whatever movie firms hiring him for 114514 Planck times, their billions of salaries spent on him couldn't even be as efficient as virgin pussies.

  • Yajuu senpai says he's a student even when he's 24 years old, and Kris Wu's groupies say he's a juvenile even when he's over 30 years old.

  • Yajuu senpai is a parody materal, and Kris Wu is also a parody materal, for how bad he's singing without autotune, and how bad he's acting without AI faceswap.

deepthonk

Unfortunately I don't think current social moment was enough to send Toothpick Wu into a certain Chinese prison though. Probably our girl of culture did request the police to investigate into his matters, but the result of investigation would most likely be that he didn't commit any crime of rape (Do I need to reminder you guys again that China's age of consent is 13, that he would be nearly impossibe to rape girls under 13? ), or such evidences would already be eradicated by his accomplices or himself, since he had a lotta money and a huge arse team working for him. Hence the persecution of this pedosexual arsehole, or we say "Krisganging", must be divided into two stages:

Krisganging stage 1

The major goals of the first stage Krisganging (and also part of the prerequisites of the second stage) are:

  • Persuade or pressure all of the brands ever using Toothpick Wu as their brand spokesman to break contract with him, and ask him for as much liquidated damages as possible, of course for his shitty public images.

  • Completely eradicate his public reputations (well, this part was already completed, now no one, not even his firmest groupies would like to fuck a shitty man with toothpick penis, 2 minutes sex active time, and a lotta STD, some of them even started to reject men and embrace lesbianism

  • Do meta analysis against Toothpick Wu's team, analyze their personnels, fuck their works up, increase their operating costs, and persecute every fucking one of them until they totally give up helping him, or not.

  • The ultimate target of this stage is to make Toothpick Wu (and his team) bleed, and keep bleeding, until they had no money left, just like what we did to Soviet Union when they're trapped in Afghanistan.

  • But, throwing Toothpick Wu into Chinese prison is NOT our gorl. Otherwise after his serving of ten (or even more) years of prison, how could any one of us remember to persecute him after he's deported into Canada?

Krisganging stage 2

After Toothpick Wu was deported back into Canada, we can finally start the second stage of Krisganging and keep persecuting his pedosexual arse, or anyone who dares to support him even after that:

  • Make propaganda materials in English, and use these Metoo lovers to totally cancel him off and eradicate his public reputations on the Werstern world, if that thing ever exists, so he could NEVER start his whatever shitty acting career over in North America, as if he did nothing.

  • Write letters to Canadian law enforcements and FBI, so they will start to investigate his pedosexual crimes when he's outside Canada.

    My baseless guess here, is that the probability of him fucking gropies less than China's age of consent is extremely low, it's fucking 13 years old for futabruh's sake, even if his penis is really as small as toothpicks, I don't think he could ever erect when facing a girl less than 13 years old; That's probably why I don't think he could be jailed in China anyway, the best thing we can do is to deport him to Canada. But, the probability of his sexmates' ages falling into 14 to 16 would be 10% and 16 to 18 would be as high as 60% to 80%, both of which might fall into Canada's laws of unteraged sex. And they already revoked exceptions of their citizens commiting crimes outside Canada after certain pedosexual white trashes making child porn shots in Southeast Asia. That basically means if they started to investigate him, Toothpick Wu would definitely ended up in prison.

  • On the other hand, we can also try to do accelerationism persecution on him, like how he could only smoke weed in his empty arse Canadian mansions if we successfully destroy his acting career in North America, even if he had excessive money. And his sex addiction won't just magically disappear, he will end up looking for someone to pimp for him and find some unteraged Canadian and American little girls to satisfy his toothpick penis anyway. And at this time FBI would finally start to investigate him, right?

  • The ultimate goal of the second stage Krisganging is to send him into Canadian or even worse, American prison for his pedosexual activities. The vast numbers of groupies he fucked, would be enough to earn him several life imprisonments without parole. Even if he used some magical ways to escape that, he can't escape being registered as a registered sex offender anyway, and then he could enjoy (oouso) things like GPS positioning for the rest of his life, unable to live near two kilometers of school, and had to live with a bunch of homeless white trashes in trailer park under highway intersections, if we fucked his economies hard enough.

  • And then after covid is over, we can go visit him in his trailer park, make him rant like Hitler, and record it with 4K or 8K camcoders, and when we returned home, we can finally revive Downfall Parodies (convinced

Extended reading (oouso

https://www.zhihu.com/question/473026941/answer/2006301803

https://www.zhihu.com/question/473026941/answer/2006322086

分类
allesganging

der krisgang.21.07.18

cuties impact还要三天才上稻妻啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊,然而这几天突然出现一个巨型乐子,我们的加拿大炮王、加拿大电鳗、反正是加拿大壬就是了的kris吴,或者现在貌似又有了一个非常生草的外号,吴签,终于在他草粉的王道征途中阴沟翻车了🤔他以为他的粉头给他精心挑选(大嘘)的是未成年的阴道宽度可能比他的牙签牛子还要狭窄的迫真处女🤔结果他艹了一个能够在微博长篇大论然后还能让他气得像元首一样大叫的高雅人士🤔在一番迫真交涉失败后,我们的反资本主义英雄(确信),某前迫真纯情骨肉皮现高雅人士,把吴签的所有黑历史全部开示出来了啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊🤔我们来节选几条,从而领略此高雅人士的高雅之处:

  • 尽管作为迫真顶流可以想草谁就草谁,然而吴签的牛子又细又短,按照该高雅人士的说法他们做爱的时候“就像拿手指抠鼻屎结果进了个牙签一样”,估计连hymen都突破不了,吴签也由此得名🤔

  • 而且吴签的持续时间只有两分钟哦,比defloration.com后期视频的持续时间还要短,难道是因为virgin pussy的确太紧了吗🤔这换上一个经过训练的阴道平滑肌大师岂不是11451.4毫秒就缴械?🤔

  • 而且很明显和罗志祥一样,吴签也患上了性瘾,这也导致他的性功能成为一个全网笑话🤔中华民(迫真)国公民罗志祥好歹还会时间管理(迫真),他什么都不会,至少他无法管理自己的性爱时间🤔

  • 不仅如此,吴签还是一大堆std的宿主,还喜欢吴套中出🤔已经有114514位吴知(大嘘)未成年少女中了std🤔

  • 另外吴签和那个李宗瑞一样喜欢灌醉迷奸未成年少女,甚至有传闻在灌醉后邀请其他壬进行轮奸,deepthonks🤔

  • 吴签还喜欢黑屁自己同事,比如嫌弃另外一个流量明星有狐臭,草死,开示这个出来真是嫌他死得还不够惨,再召唤另外一波流量明星的脑残粉补刀是吧🤔

  • 吴签在被开示之前甚至还尝试对高雅人士进行极道胁迫,搞出一份迫真和解协议准备对高雅人士进行下套,等高雅人士签字了就转手送高雅人士进监狱,还好高雅人士有懂法律的盆友,这下好了,这份并没有什么卵用的协议我们所有人都看到了,我们所有人都知道吴签是流量极道了🤔

野兽先辈吴亦凡说

  • 野兽先辈昏睡雷普后辈,吴签也昏睡雷普骨肉皮

  • 野兽先辈雷普完后会对后辈迫真求爱,吴签雷普完后还真的对骨肉皮迫真求爱,而且据当事人说,吴签只有这个时候迫真演技才上线,此处对所有使用过吴签的制片方默哀114514个普朗克时间,他们给的几个逸,不对,几个爽的片酬还不如virgin pussy管用(确信

  • 野兽先辈24岁说自己是学生,吴签三十多岁却被自己的骨肉皮叫做少年

  • 野兽先辈有各种鬼畜素材传世,吴签作为加拿大电鳗早就是鬼畜素材了

deepthonk

接下来是本野爹的黑屁时间🤔

二共自从加入wto选择了和全球资本主义共舞(或者说难听点,狼狈为奸),就不可避免地在某些领域被资本主义疯狂雷普,生下畸形的某些产业,比如看起来像高新技术产业其实就是金融或者广告或者别的什么资本主义垃圾的迫真it业,还有我们今天的主角(大嘘),看起来像文化产业其实是邪教的所谓娱乐业🤔

我反正是很悲观地看待这件事,这是二共的结构性缺陷,二共在资本主义全球秩序下其实一直拿不出一个可以说服所有人的意识形态话语体系,说是资本主义却不够开放,说是社会主义又存在上述的这些完全失去监管的资本主义野种🤔这也是二共根本没法进入这些行业只能搞些无关痛痒的行政管制的原因🤔所谓的饭圈问题得以解决,恐怕要么永远不可能,要么只能等待“资本主义的成分少一点、社会主义的成分多一点”的历史进程,而很不幸的是,这个历史进程将长达几百年,而在这几百年间我们恐怕只能一直被娱乐业这种畸形资本主义玩意不停雷普,造出一堆饭圈母狗和incel,并潜移默化地对二共未来的社会主义(确信)事业产生无法估计的负面影响🤔严重点来说,思想被腐蚀的几代人逐渐让二共便乘下一个解体的苏联,甚至这个苏联不见得有俄罗斯这样的主体留下来🤔

但另外一方面我却庆幸不受监管的资本主义雷普的是娱乐业这种几乎无关紧要(大嘘)的东西,而非国家基础架构这种要人命的东西🤔不是所有的列宁政党国家都有二共这种好运气,苏联啥的已经被资本主义雷普得啥都没了,俄罗斯现在还有一口气,乌克兰我们都知道便乘了什么玩意,更别说别的苏联加盟国了🤔可以非常不谦虚地说,二共这种巨型缝合怪已经是上世纪诸列宁政党国家里唯一的硕果了🤔

但我逐渐认为(接下来全都是我单方面毫无根据的暴论)温和的资本主义替代已经来不及了,搞不好还会彻底毁灭二共,我们需要激进的反资本主义运动,来让二共记起自己的初心🤔吴签就是饭圈帝国主义最tm薄弱的一环,无论他有没有强奸未成年少女,他必须死,而且得死得尽可能惨,才能杀鸡儆猴🤔哪怕司法部门调查下来发现他并没有在强奸未成年少女,或者证据已经被吴签的资本主义同伙灭绝了,吴签现在就可以便乘一个乐子🤔而且在高雅人士的开示之后,他和他的整个狗屁团队已经是个乐子了,不是吗?🤔

但这还没完🤔别忘了他可是睾贵的加麻大华人哦,这件事之后不管他有没有被判国内的刑,他迟早会滚回加拿大🤔而当他滚回加拿大之后,对吴签的取乐活动才真正开始🤔

krisganging stage 1

第一阶段乐签的主要目标(也是第二阶段能够开始的前提):

  • 劝说或者迫使吴签的广告签约商全部和吴签解约,并索要高额毁约金

  • 彻底毁灭吴签的风评,如果嫌现在这个风评坠毁还不够的话,请势必加带力度

  • 对吴签的团队进行meta analysis,分析他们的人员构成,干扰他们的工作,增加他们的运营成本,并对里面的某些人物(比如写那个下套协议的贵物)进行吴下线迫害,死不了吴签还死不了吴签的狗不成🤔

  • 一切目标转让吴签和它的团队加速滴血,就像苏联在阿富汗战场那样,将吴签法西斯帝国的血流干

  • 将吴签关进国内监狱反而不是最主要的目标,要知道它要是真的关了10年的话,你们10年后怎么可能会记得开启第二阶段啊,那时流量明星都换了五六波壬了

krisganging stage 2

在吴签被永久驱逐出境并遣返回加拿大之后,我们就可以在北美继续迫害吴签(和所有还敢同情他的壬或者所有还敢和他合作的团队)了:

  • 制作英文黑屁材料,发动twitter上的metoo小将彻底橄榄kris wu如果存在的英文网络风评,彻底断送kris wu尽管没那么大可能的在北美发展迫真演艺事业的路子,将其逼到华人圈子里面抱团取暖

  • 给fbi和加拿大的对应执法部门写信,让他们重启对kris wu的海外和未成年人性交罪行的调查

    我在此无端猜测,kris wu草的那些粉低于晋国的age of consent的可能性极其低,这tm可是13岁啊,他13以下的粉也草的话也太tm禽兽了吧,他哪怕牛子真的只有牙签粗细也下不去屌吧🤔但14-16岁的概率可能有10%,而16到18岁的概率高达60%到80%🤔可以在没有第一手数据的情况下拿kris wu的粉丝平均年龄做一下正态分布推测一下🤔这些都是加拿大炼铜相关法律可以管到的地方🤔而且他们好像针对某些喜欢去东南亚炼铜的白皮垃圾更新了条款,海外的炼铜也能判刑了🤔

  • 另外一方面也可以尝试对kris wu进行加速主义迫害,比如当我们利用我们最讨厌的metoo小将成功断送了kris wu的北美迫真演艺事业之后,哪怕他之前赚了114514个爽,他也只能呆在他加麻大的大house里面除了飞叶子外没事干🤔那么,可以给他做做皮条客,给他注射点能让他便乘炼铜术士的申必生物制剂(21世纪是生物学的世纪,对吧🤔),然后拉些美国和加拿大穷人家庭的未成年白皮萝莉给他草,然后这下我觉得fbi能管到他了吧🤔

  • 第二阶段最终的目标是以炼铜罪行将kris wu送进加拿大或者更糟糕的,美国的监狱,而且他在晋国和加拿大的罪行加起来,足以让他判114514个不可假释的终身监禁🤔就算他再次以某种申必手段逃脱了牢狱之灾,至少registered sex offender他是免不了了,然后他就可以享受诸如终身gps定位、无法住在离学校两公里的距离内、只能和一群流浪汉挤在高速公路高架桥下的trailer park等特权(大嘘)了🤔

  • 接下来等疫情结束,我们就可以去trailer park圣地巡礼,进行所谓的第三阶段乐签了,比如让他像元首一样大叫,录制4k甚至8k视频,然后回去复活死得不能再死的downfall parodies了(确信🤔

wiebitte

作为国际化乐签的一环,我已经将本文迫真翻译成了英文版本,马上吴签就要滚回加拿大了,炒作吴签成国际巨星,搞快点搞快点

扩展阅读(大嘘

https://www.zhihu.com/question/473026941/answer/2006301803

https://www.zhihu.com/question/473026941/answer/2006322086

分类
allesganging

thonkazuma.21.06.30

我做梦都没想到米忽悠株式会社居然真的做出了稻妻(大嘘🤔我记得三月末四月初的时候写过一篇cuties impact和macross frontier的迫真缝合,那时的结论是稻妻完全不存在🤔

总体来说1.4和1.5都是非常无聊的版本,那时1.5的泄露客户端我也下了,但就是跑不起来🤔然后1.5真的出了之后,我拿到了yanfei chan却一直抽不到eula chan🤔反而在1.5快结束的时候雷系角色有至少四个,连刻猫猫都有了🤔

所以到1.6的时候,元素精通果然加强了🤔我在那篇genshin frontier里就是个迫真元素精通吹,但那时我倾向于认为所有元素反应都增强了(包括meta魔怔人最喜欢的火系相关),现在它只增强了雷系相关的🤔一个意外是扩散反应和雷系在同一个分类里面,所以砂糖酱马上被挖掘出了玩法,而且一大帮原来研究meta的人全部转而研究所谓的高等元素论🤔当然k-kawaii sucrose chan本来就是mein waifu,所以那肯定爽的批爆,自从组起了砂糖酱为核心的元素反应队后,我感觉现在干什么时间都缩短了将近一半,我甚至都没有给砂糖酱准备足够的元素精通🤔然而在我看来这才是cuties impact真正的玩法,什么火系meta现在都算魔怔人玩法了,更别说eula chan这个居然只能打物伤被我长期当diluc的拐用的角色,已经算是魔怔meta的旧时代的落日余晖了🤔正所谓不玩风系元素反应玩个锤子的cuties impact啊,有114514个比cuties impact更好玩的游戏可以选择(确信🤔

当然此举本来是用来嗯抬一手雷系的,毕竟稻妻真的来了,雷系元素反应要是还那么拉,米忽悠株式会社还准不准备卖雷神了🤔所以我便重新掏出了80级的lisa玩了起来,好家伙,超载伤害超过了11451.4🤔想当年在我被迫学会了genshin meta之前,我也是lisa dps(大嘘🤔那打的是一个痛苦,像那个什么流星活动,没有全场火附着(因为它有一个在那一直辐射冰的玩意),lisa就打不出超载伤害,我记得当时丢人到连续下调两级难度才勉强在嗑了一堆药之后打了过去🤔然后我就组了一个迫真香菱dps,勉强对付了一下1.2🤔直到1.3之后我的meta水平才肉眼可见地提升,记得1.3一周之后我就已经有双岩dps了,接下来还抽到了diluc,不过有相当一段时间diluc伤害还不如fischl chan🤔我的cuties impact上面有一个分组叫做maxdps,有很长一段时间都是双岩fischl chan和diluc🤔1.4拿到了芭芭脱丝,然后玩了几乎一整个版本的双风,很明显这个玩法靠的是芭芭脱丝和砂糖酱轮流开大,风伤为主,扩散只是附赠的,而且那时我经常玩双风双岩,这一套基本上是没有什么元素在里面了(确信🤔当然这是种极端,更多时候我的maxdps队是钟离减抗,芭芭脱丝减抗,然后来一个冰,然后diluc输出,甚至会用双冰一火来大幅度提升冰附着的频率(更别提双冰还能迫真拯救diluc的万年41暴击率🤔1.4时我对meta的理解基本上是所有角色全部去提升diluc的战力,所谓的diluc绝对核心论(当然我认识的另外一个鲸鱼也是这么想的,直到他抽出了甘雨🤔1.5对我来说只不过还是在优化diluc核心论,rosaria肯定比kaeya好用,eula chan也是比重云更好用的拐,很不幸的是我没有🤔还尝试过用yanfei chan替换掉diluc,未果🤔至于diluc行秋我是不大可能去尝试的,蒸发怎能和融化比伤害(🤔高频率挂水我还是更喜欢barbruh chan,甚至练出了barbruh dps(其实是1.3后期等芭芭脱丝池子的时候干的🤔

现在我相比之下更喜欢砂糖酱,一方面我本来就喜欢短发眼镜萌妹,另外一方面我tm受够了火系meta了,我那diluc万年41/141,不嗑药就打不出什么伤害🤔砂糖酱甚至都不需要刷什么圣遗物,只要元素精通超过400,随便乱杀🤔优化到什么911倒是没有太大必要,因为元素精通超过400之后就不是线性收益了,而我又不打深渊🤔

thonk

1.6的主题除了海岛迫真大冒险外,最主要的就是中期的稻妻预热任务了🤔再怎么说这也是archon quest啊,直接就是第二章第零节,紧接着上一个兄妹相遇的archon quest第一章第四节(其实之前还放出了一个第零章第四节,所以如果从头开始游戏的话第零章和第一章都有四节了),荧酱和paimon一顿迫真讨论后得出一个结论,问下北斗怎么去稻妻,然后在北斗的船上看到了cuties impact的第一个稻妻角色,枫原万叶🤔

之前说过eula chan是旧世界或者旧时代的落日余晖,一方面eula chan的确是旧世界的最后一个角色(所以我说过在稻妻玩eula chan就能迫真缅怀旧世界了,说得像是到稻妻了就没法传送回旧世界一样,可惜我没抽上),另外一方面eula chan在gameplay上可以说是旧时代meta魔怔玩法的集大成者,包含了所有你能想到的meta魔怔角色的缺点🤔别看eula chan猴出的几千万物伤看起来的确能让meta魔怔人爽到颅内高潮了,但对正常玩家来说eula chan一点都不好玩,手感如果不抽高精专武没法改善,在一个只能勉强说是第七或者第八(取决于你认为草系角色会不会出)大迫真元素的物伤方面堆超高倍率,大招动不动空大(其实也许可以直接切人来提前引爆,但没人这么做,这样的话层数都攒不齐),最主要的,物伤只有超导这一种元素反应🤔我倒是挺喜欢eula chan长相的,只可惜不好玩🤔

如果meta impact不想办法抑制meta魔怔综合症,那么这游戏迟早有一天会便乘另外一个数值膨胀到崩坏的incel3,元素反应机制都救不了,而此时可没有一群incel帮米忽悠株式会社嗯抬这游戏了🤔想想incel3万氪用同样的钱在cuties impact里面基本上无敌了,啧啧啧🤔

所以万叶作为第一个新世界的角色,要迫真开启新时代的角色,自然就是一个大号砂糖酱了🤔毕竟大家都熟知(大嘘)的砂糖酱现在已经便乘了元素反应之神,甚至能让真正的风神坐冷板凳🤔新时代的特征自不用说,那就是“不玩风系元素反应玩个锤子的cuties impact啊”,那大号砂糖酱肯定比那个短发戴眼镜的砂糖酱还要屌114514倍了(确信🤔

当然万叶也存在一些问题,单手剑攒元素精通还是非常蛋疼的,四星里面的那个锻造武器只有151,那个专武只有180左右(我们都知道五星专武有多难抽),此时砂糖酱的迫真专武能上201🤔其实这个倒也不是很难解决,万叶突破加元素精通,搞不好到70+之后加得比201-151多呢🤔另外风系伤害是难以估计的,不像其他元素还能做实验来迫真论证(比如stringless作为fischl chan的迫真专武是实验论证过的结论),砂糖酱和万叶的风系技能完全不一样,哪怕能堆出相同的元素精通值,搞不好到万叶池子结束了也没人能得出比如c2/c6砂糖酱和c0万叶哪个更猛的结论🤔c2万叶肯定比砂糖酱猛多了,有白送的200元素精通🤔

另外在英文版cuties impact里将万叶的全名kaedehara kazuha打出来,尤其是打在hud上怎么看怎么别扭,就像把barbruh或者琴酱或者eula chan的全名打出来一样,在hud上别的角色都是只有一个单词和一行,就稻妻的角色是两个单词和两行(另外胡桃酱也是两个单词,因为据说胡桃酱真的姓胡,但只占一行我也看不惯,按照这个迫真逻辑钟离是不是姓钟啊,刻晴是不是姓刻啊,amber是不是姓安而且还是韩国人啊,所以我通常会说hutao chan🤔只给一个kazuha不好吗,至少在hud上,至于角色详情页给不给全名随便了🤔

这个新的archon quest可以说是极其生草,北斗突然雷普了孤云阁f114514,将这个荧酱每天用来拿meta道具的地方便乘了迫真比武场,而且比的还是物伤🤔奖品居然是一个没有任何元素的神之眼,可能是因为原主人已经死了🤔参赛选手也极其生草,有来玩只是为了挑战自己物伤meta水平(大嘘)的物伤魔怔人(我极度怀疑是不是在讽刺eula chan魔怔玩家),有觉得自己人生已经非常完美就差个神之眼的迫真成功人士(据说是在直球讽刺某个很火的批乎问题),还有马保国的弟子(但英文看不出来是马保国,翻译下来的效果感觉像是某个伪装成武术门派的邪教,当然马保国本身就是个江湖骗子,如果不去做迫真武术八成也会去做邪教),反正没有一个正常壬🤔和他们相比,可以在剧情里同时使用两种元素却憋着不用元素的荧酱已经算是非常正常的壬了(大嘘🤔

更生草的是从meta的角度讲,这里无论接下来的对手还是加拿大空,不对,万叶都将对手渲染得非常厉害,什么114514届总冠军,物伤一拳2147483647,什么移动速度比futui agent还要快之类的,吓得很多玩家直接将荧酱武装到牙齿了,黑剑装起来,散搭圣遗物max,毕竟meta魔怔人怎么可能会去练荧酱(确信🤔结果一打下来,这群对手都是垃圾,普通荧(大嘘)三四下就秒了🤔所以这种meta剧情将无论是不是meta魔怔人的玩家都愚弄了一遍,算是十分生草了🤔

有一说这几个关卡里的普通荧攻击被拉到了5000,也许下次遇到这种特殊关卡我可以看下面板🤔草死,估计他们知道没几个人练荧酱🤔

干完半决赛后加拿大空突然将荧酱叫到孤云阁那个打岩本的地方附近聊天,作为稻妻裔加拿大人(大嘘),在飞了11451.4顿叶子(所以搞了半天万叶的叶是大麻叶的意思啊)后,加拿大空获得了在cuties impact世界也显得过于申必的通感,光靠鼻子就能感知到荧酱能同时使用两种元素🤔接下来加拿大空希望荧酱能够现场演示同时使用两种元素,结果钟离、fischl chan、行秋和砂糖酱同时使用四种元素(大嘘)雷普了几个火史莱姆🤔草,这什么meta剧情🤔

接下来加拿大空一边渲染那个决赛对手怎么怎么比futui agent还要快,一边讲他在想办法看那个没有元素的神之眼怎么重新点亮🤔接下来他们回到比赛现场的时候,加拿大空突然用他的通感发现奖品没了,再用他的通感引导主角飞了三四个圈(途中顺便雷普了一个真·futui agent),结果发现偷奖品的是个盗宝团🤔他本来就是决赛对手,看到了荧酱几乎没怎么打几下就雷普了两个对手,感觉远远打不过,所以只能去偷奖品了🤔从某种程度上来说他的确挺快的(指拿奖品🤔

但很不幸的是,如果他真是个futui agent或者突然撕裂了自己便乘四个不同元素的深渊使徒而且我们需要用普通荧干他,或者拥有1145元素精通的c2加拿大空实在是看不下去了,作为临时可玩角色下场和砂糖酱一块玩元素反应,那才有点玩头,而他只不过是个会用弩的盗宝团而已,战斗力甚至都没有会扔元素瓶子的盗宝团高,几秒钟之后以砂糖酱为核心的元素精通队就将他雷普到地上爬不起来了🤔

东西是拿到了,然而加拿大空对结果极其失望,因为无论那玩意被盗宝团拿走、参加战斗还是在他的极度恐惧之下都没有被重新点燃,这就像perusona3里那几个perusona users怎么对着自己的脑袋开枪都召唤不出perusona🤔荧酱问他为什么对复活神之眼执着得像meta魔怔人对阳寿圣遗物的执着一样,加拿大空讲了这么一个故事:

/z/本,不对,稻妻怎么怎么样,雷神怎么怎么样,他的拥有雷系神之眼的好友脑抽了不去移民蒙德(蒙德璃月多缺雷系角色,他移民了至少能捞个骑士团队长啥的当当,比如作为klee的迫真监控人利用超载反应爆破矿产啥的),反而去找雷神还是雷神下面的仍然是雷系的大名单挑,我去,对meta impact这破游戏的尿性略知一二的玩家都知道,雷系boss的雷抗基本上都高的批爆,甚至直接对雷免疫,你个雷系神之眼用户不开挂怎么能打得过?那结果自然是毫无悬念的,他的好友被雷神字面意义上地雷(双关)普了🤔这你tm就是换上刻猫猫也会被雷普,当然物刻也许除外(大嘘🤔既然雷神滥用雷普力杀人是为了回收神之眼,为了气得雷神像元首一样大叫,加拿大空趁乱抢了那个已经没有生命力的神之眼逃出了稻妻,并准备回到他的母国继续飞叶子向国际原子能机构举报/z/本又在偷偷造核武器了,不对,雷神又雷普了一个神之眼使用者,雷系神之眼-1🤔再想想万一他那个朋友还是个短发眼镜萌妹,而且还是大号lisa呢?萌妹-1(大嘘🤔

我又看了眼pv,男性单手剑雷系角色,草,并没有什么大号lisa🤔不过我还真希望出个五星lisa,因为如果米忽悠株式会社想卖出五星lisa,那肯定会接着加强雷系,对原来的那个lisa肯定也有提升🤔

接下来全都是暴论(确信

当然从键政的角度thonk,我怎么总感觉他那个脑子一热的朋友其实是个左反呢?🤔那么都是雷神欲雷普之而后快的反贼,左反和右反有什么区别?比如在晋国,右反的人生目标当然是移民北欧了(美国他们又不足以生存下来),左反的人生目标反而是把雷神挂路灯扬了,甚至“联帝反修”,把美国海军陆战队,不对,克制雷系的甘雨召唤过来把雷神扬了🤔所以有时候你会在稻妻批乎或者稻妻批莉批莉上看到这样的对话:

加拿大空的好友:尽管插入稻妻做得好的地方,然而稻妻天天996,甚至007,房价比璃月港还要高出2147483647倍,生育率无限接近于0,再加上雷神喜欢天天杀神之眼使用者,再过114514小时整个稻妻连人都没几个了,幕府?批府!德川?批川!(真田狂喜

稻妻pinky:稻妻海又没加盖,恁可以游到蒙德啊(稻妻海的确没加盖,但加了过量的雷元素,而且我估计雷神和lisa一样也可以堆上1145元素精通,我不太确定谁能顶着感电的伤害游到蒙德,钟离都不大可能

加拿大空的好友:看见吸血鬼/剥削者/赵家人为什么你不去吊死吸血鬼/剥削者反而要被吸血/被剥削的人滚呢?看来我们的绞索和路灯还不够多啊🤔雷神能不能吊路灯我们先暂且不考虑,但我们完全可以先从恁开始啊,恁这么臭的pinky还有什么苟活的必要呢,跳海,请(无慈悲

接下来加拿大空的好友就去查批绑(话说批乎和批莉批莉的绑不都叫批绑吗(暴论)出道并真人快鲨那个pinky(比如真的用加拿大叶子的风元素力把它扔进充满过量雷元素的稻妻海里,等等,他不是雷系神之眼使用者吗,为什么能使用风元素,好吧,那就用超载吧,反正pinky必须掉进海里感电死就是了),然后拿着阳寿圣遗物和90级五精五星武器单挑雷神去了,然后由于众所周知的原因(指高达99.999999%的雷抗)便乘了堪比白求恩的另外一个加拿大左派国际主义烈士🤔不对,稻妻人有着世界一流的社会工程学能力(大嘘),比至冬黑客还要先进114514倍,根本用不上查绑这种低级出道手段,他们看一眼pinky的桌面截图就能定位到对方住哪儿(大嘘🤔

所以,我的意思是说,看到这种基本上相当于鸡同鸭讲的对线,也许你能明白为什么他们会鸡同鸭讲了,pinky以为和自己对线的是个右反,其实他是个左反🤔这要是个右反的话肯定不会这么回复,肯定开始气得像元首一样大叫了,然后开始阴阳怪气,甚至到今天“太平洋又没加盖,恁可以游到美国啊”及其类似句式仍然可以秒杀右反,让他们除了想办法把pinky查绑出了外毫无办法反驳🤔当然,一部分右反尽管没有游到美国,但他们至少顺着🚽湾海峡游到了🚽湾,然后忍受,不对,享受(迫真)一个宁肯给批登的狗发twitter也不管人死活的迫真总统,这是另外一码事了🤔

反正无论如何,主角既橄榄了他的决赛对手,那个对手同时又因偷盗行为被取消资格了,荧酱便乘了冠军,当然荧酱对给神之眼塞元素这种事情毫无兴趣,所以就拿到了去稻妻的船票🤔加拿大空和北斗他们准备去加固一下船再开进稻妻,这样就有了完美的再拖20天才开稻妻地图的借口了(大嘘🤔

等下,这不是萌妹游戏吗?为什么我又在唐突键政了?算了吧,挪allesganging分区吧(悲🤔

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bruhsette.21.06.22

本来这几天不想写任何东西的,毕竟epic games送nitro的活动马上就要结束了,而我在一天前才发现其实这玩意根本不需要买什么hotmail邮箱,随便找个临时邮箱也能收到nitro激活码,这不赶紧撸上几百个🤔

只不过这几天在某ps4破解群里辩经的时候,总是遇到一些脑子不太好使的壬,说一些让人非常费解的批话,但至少和上次那个来自toiletwan被我直球辱骂到几乎退群的魔怔壬不一样,这个壬只不过是脑子不太好使而已,比如当我们聊到华人在全世界的待遇时,此壬发出了这条语录:

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“国际公信力不足,自然沦为下等贱民”

草,我们就不对此壬展开成分分析了,不然我是可以随便备份discord频道的,随手就能对此壬来一次meta analysis,当然可能得写一个bash或者py的unicode编码转换,因为我记得discord频道备份遇见unicode字符是编码了的🤔当然如果你以为我写这篇玩意只是想站在华人至上主义的立场将怹批判一番的话,你恐怕要失望了,我怎么可能会是那么肤浅的壬🤔我会以另外一个角度将怹批判一番🤔

我不负责任地单方面寻思,此壬尽管抛出了114514个逻辑谬误,但怹在这番辩经里犯下的最大的错误,其实是怹完全不理解自己说的某些词汇到底是什么意思,还能道貌岸然地说出来,并且抛出一个完全不可辩驳和讨论的结论,就像怹的暴论是什么宇宙真理一样,这可真™的生草,这就是迫真理客中吗,爱了爱了(sarcastic🤔尤其是这种看起来非常正经的名词,我™上大学时可是系统(大嘘)地学过neurolingustic programming的(确信),“国际公信力”这个词在我这边听起来简直就跟Ericksonian hypnosis一样🤔既然这样,那么いいよ!こいよ!请某壬讲解一下怹对“国际公信力”这个词的超凡理解,“国际”包括哪些国家,有没有全世界两百多个国家那么多?它到底有多“公”?而哪些国家的哪些壬会去“信”它?

等你学会nlp的那套分析词汇的方法,你就会发现,此壬嘴里的“国际公信力”这个词,简直™就和神圣罗马帝国一样,它既不“国际”,也没有多么“公”,更没有那么多的“信力”🤔它只不过是极少数的几个西方国家(甚至都不是所有的西方国家)自己闭门造车搞出来的舆论战玩意,只有怹们国家的壬和像恁一样的大脑降级壬才会信🤔如果说怹们想借此舆论机器甩出华人最底层的论调,恁为什么不加任何思考地全盘接受?🤔更况且怹们现在只是在暗示,而恁居然主动被催眠,比mur带先辈还要池沼,这边建议恁拿自己的妻女去给昂撒壬充值“国际公信力”,好让华人不再“自然”沦为鬼知道为什么恁要这么用词,sofort🤔

算了吧,要不是那个聊天室我实在是找不到邀请链接,我肯定会把我的几十个小号招呼进去,把那个大脑降级壬直球辱骂到退群🤔我也许的确不是什么“德意志骨科”的专家,但我可的确是discord小号的专家(迫真🤔然而我现在只有一个大号在那儿,这让我哪怕备份个聊天室都变得极其困难,毕竟原则上我不拿大号做这么危险的事(确信🤔就像上次我准备乐一顿某vc聊天室的群主,到半途由于大号被识破了最终急流勇退,这次我也开始急流勇退吧(悲🤔

当然,华人在昂撒壬的种族资本主义全球秩序里的地位问题,我别的文章谈过,在此就不再赘述了🤔也许我也不应该把我的结论抛到随便哪个群里,果然它能吸引一堆奇怪的壬🤔还不如讨论并没有什么卵进展的ps4破解(大嘘🤔

正因为ps4死活没有什么custom firmware级别的破解,这个群才有壬天天键政,而且我敢肯定的是,每次键政都是对面的壬发起的,以被我们这边的人讲道理批判或者像我这种脾气比较暴躁的直球辱骂到一句批话都说不出来而告终🤔除此之外这个群的正常人只会聊点梯子推荐或者mod一些光荣游戏啥的🤔这个群终于看起来像ps4破解群的时候,就是ps4终于放出新kex(kernel exploit)的时候,接下来诡异的事来了,大家纷纷把高版本游戏降级到5.05版本玩,草的批爆🤔

之后我在群里聊到想给某只欲求不满的喵酱配种的事情,结果那个大脑降级壬直球来了一句“禽兽”🤔结合上下文我在此已经完全判断不出此壬到底是在开玩笑地说出这个词,还是真的被我气破防了🤔如果是后者的话,我恐怕只能说:恁以为我想透喵酱的屁眼子,然而我更想透恁的屁眼子🤔

nlp

突然想另起一节讲述我上大学时自学nlp的一些黑(?)历史了,毕竟曾经在我的妄想中,与其希望在美国某个大学读计算机科学的硕博,更希望去美国完成nlp practitioner培训🤔那套玩意尽管没有美国正经大学的学费那么过分,但也不便宜,培训本身就要三四千美元,加上往返机票大概一万美元没了(因为还有一个更难的master practitioner)🤔而且哪怕现在我也不敢保证只身去美国能不能过语言关🤔

而且更生草的是,我开始接触这玩意的动机也没有那么纯,但在我从某大学的图书馆借了一本nlp导论看完后,我已经将其当作认知世界的终极工具了🤔我对nlp相关玩意的狂热(或者说魔怔)差不多到真的毕业之后才消退得差不多,因为此时我已经开始研究bash antics了,不过不是对discord(尽管discord的确是那一年出的),而是对另外一个坑爹玩意🤔

不过话说回来bash和nlp一样,也不过是一种认知世界的方法而已,毕竟不管是discord还是批信还是别的什么玩意,拨开看还不就是http,都是可以用bash来搞的,只不过discord相对容易些,别的玩意相对难一些而已(大嘘

而且我也花了大量时间钻研ross jeffries的玩意,毕竟他就是nlp学派的,至少他比什么mystery之流更加nlp,而且主要是因为我有ross jeffries的教程而没有mystery的(确信🤔只不过和nlp那些不被各国心理学会承认的培训一样,他的玩意连nlp那边都不受认可,是小众中的小众(确信🤔所以,如果我哪天在某处一不小心又黑了一次ross jeffries,这并没有什么奇怪的🤔我对他的方法论没有什么卵用的怨念也不是一天两天了🤔

bitcoinbitte

草,我突然发现我的批信朋友圈里有个币juan魔怔壬整天都在那儿转发XX财团又买进了11451.4个btc这样的迫真新闻然后开始阴阳怪气,更神奇的是meta analysis发现怹从今年二月份一直阴阳怪气到今天,让人一度怀疑怹到底是什么时候上车的,比特币五六万的时候?那怹为什么在比特币大涨的时候也在阴阳怪气?🤔如果是年前上车的话就更费解了,怹想在批信玩降智打击,或者对没有投资比特币的人展示优越感,那怹为什么每句话都能很轻易看出是反话?真正在比特币上赚大发的人难道不是什么都不会说吗?🤔对此我完全无法解释,最后只能抛出一个暴论,这种壬就和某些新自由主义魔怔壬一样,觉得在完全没有言论自由的地方阴阳怪气是件很酷的事情🤔然而,真正的言论自由只存在于敌国的互联网上🤔当然在比特币的事情上阴阳怪气肯定不像那帮新自由主义魔怔壬一样随便吃赵弹,所以一时半会我可以接着看乐子,不对,接着食雪了🤔

meanwhile我还是非常好奇此壬到底什么时候买的比特币,现在手头有多少🤔怹要是(因为银行阻拦或者别的不可抗力)一个santoshi都没买的话就太生草了,最好别🤔对不熟悉币juan的盆友解释一下,一个santoshi等于一亿分之一个btc,算是比特币的最小单位了🤔

话说回来discord才是终极的言论自由,只要不被XX时报揭发出来,就是搞三次元儿童色情或者组织国会一日游都没人管(确信🤔顺便默哀惨遭(大嘘)纽约时报(没错,就是那个中文编辑普遍大脑降级的new york times,因为以纽约开头的还有一个new york post)爆破导致信用卡组织完全断供今年年底可能就要关门大吉的pornhub逸已死无意思一库一库雅剧(大嘘)个普朗克时间(迫真🤔看谁有没有兴趣对现在这个只剩10%片子的pornhub做一次archive,反正我是没有兴趣🤔要知道我在上面的投稿也没了(悲🤔

der pornhubgang

我刚看了一眼,这个原爆点/万恶之源的玩意居然还behind paywall,草死,这就是专业的西方媒体吗,爱了爱了(sarcastic🤔而且它那个临时账号居然只能看一遍,真的就是一遍,刷新后就reach limit了,搞得我只能用ctrl+s这种极其不专业的方法保存网页了🤔所以我处理了一番后保存了discord备份,现在我们可以把这玩意当睡前英语读物看,欣赏(大嘘)纽约时报的专业炸鱼水平了(确信:

Opinion | The Children of Pornhub - The New York Times, Dec 4, 2020

Opinion | An Uplifting Update, on the Terrible World of Pornhub - The New York Times, Dec ⑨, 2020

惊喜不惊喜,它居然还有一篇!草(中日英三语🤔

看完之后我发现pornhub死得不冤,因为我可以肯定,旧pornhub是真的可以搜到儿童色情的🤔除非2257加持,不然任何一个pornhub这种类型的视频托管网站是没有可能确保演员(大嘘)拍片的时候真的满18了🤔更别说pornhub基本上没有任何能力moderate英文关键词之外的视频,比如/z/文关键词jc有一半是真·初中生🤔中文就更不用说了🤔

当然pornhub在限制只有认证用户才能上传视频后,也干掉了90%的正常视频,比如我传的一些4khotcoffee录像,还有元首玩人工学园2之类的🤔我估计那些mlg porn系列恶搞片也没了,更别说pornhub上还有很多不是porn但也不适合传屑tube上的视频,比如微积分教程🤔

所以怎么说呢,这件事还是比较复杂的,在色情视频方面拥抱原教旨自由意志主义,就肯定会有儿童色情revenge porn这种估计原教旨自由意志主义者也得捏着鼻子忍受(或者不?)的东西🤔而对此开始管控,比如强行对业余片子也要求出2257,肯定会和自由意志主义相悖🤔youtube在这里采取折中主义路线,是因为它专门发展了一套算法来秋后算账,也许还因为屑tube雇了足够多的人工moderator来干掉那些过于极端的视频,好让屑tube继续吹自己是自由主义的灯塔🤔但在人力方面pornhub比google差很多,他们搞不了这个🤔所以pornhub只能便乘法外之地,然后被爆破了呗🤔

但另外一方面,很多人(包括正经视频的制作者)逃离屑tube拥抱pornhub,还不就是因为pornhub比屑tube管得松嘛,甚至都不管视频是不是porn,还有专门的一个non-nsfw分类🤔而且和xvideos这种更加无法无天的玩意相比,pornhub又有点技术优势,或者它的运营企业喜欢天天吹自己的技术优势,动不动搞个什么上太空拍片之类的噱头(最后那个没搞成,不清楚是钱不够还是nasa没给它飞船或者更离谱的让他们上iss拍片🤔至少它还能上传4k视频,尽管如果上传者没有会员的话连自己上传的4k视频都看不了4k🤔

而xvideos很神奇的没有像pornhub那样被干,可能是因为它的体量还没到脱离高级会员就彻底活不下去的地步,而另外一方面它就是个美国91porn,体量也没有像pornhub一样大到可以和屑tube一争高下的地步,根本没引起任何人注意🤔所以这件事的结局就非常生草了,既没有保护绝大多数人自由上传视频的权利,由于xvideos等更极端的网站没被打击也没能保护一部分人不愿意被上传视频的权利,可以说是双输了🤔

接下来那个纽约时报专栏作者在twitter上被/z/本人冲烂了🤔更生草的是有些/z/本人开始唐突键政,认为那个作者是晋国的同情者,然后对他刷“钓鱼岛是/z/本的”,实在是过于奇妙深刻🤔

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我突然寻思,昂撒壬的种族资本主义里面,除了他们自己外,其他种族在里面的等级到底是怎么排的?我突然有一个暴论,是按照那个种族对其的威胁程度排的🤔

我们可以用/z/本人在昂撒种族资本主义里的历史地位变化为例,来迫真论证下:

  • 二战中期到末期,/z/本人要和欧美鬼畜争高下时,在美国的/z/裔就被关了集中营🤔有一说此举是在保护他们,很明显这更加论证了这点,如果没有这种保护(迫真,估计他们就像德国的犹太人一样被直接扬了🤔

  • 战后/z/本人的地位有没有提升到现在这个程度不清楚,但当他们再次准备像德国主导欧盟那样吞并美国经济的时候,他们又一次成为了被歧视和打压的对象,一直到/z/本经济失去了114514年后才恢复现在的地位(确信🤔

  • 现在/z/本在那套等级制度里的地位已经便乘了亚洲白人了,相对的情况是/z/本已经是昂撒壬在亚洲输出意识形态和获得利益的桥头堡了,威胁?不存在的🤔

还可以再列举一个迫真论据,斯拉夫人在昂撒壬种族资本主义里的地位🤔几年前我上了某个自称是美国最大的白人至上主义论坛,里面有各种美国之外的欧洲国家的分板块,有那一大票北欧国家,甚至还有德国(话说AfD就是个德国共和党,jennie chan喜欢的nordfront里面据说魔怔壬比较多,但这两个组织魔怔壬再多有4chan和8chan的多吗)🤔但我就是没找到俄罗斯和周边的那一群东欧国家🤔这当然不是因为俄罗斯人不会说英文,那只有一个原因了,那就是俄罗斯人不算白人🤔原因显而易见,哪怕苏联已经没了,现在这个半死不活的俄罗斯对所谓的西方世界也算半个威胁,甚至在叶利钦嗯舔美国的情况下🤔而苏联还在的时候,对他们的威胁可比现在的晋国大多了(确信🤔

但很不幸(大嘘)的是,俄罗斯人也算高加索人种,所以他们既不能成为白人至上主义的主体,也不能成为白人至上主义的客体,那只能假装他们完全不存在了🤔这样那个只有共和党人才愿意运维的破网站也许会被民主党的dns服务器停止解析,但至少不会被愤怒的俄罗斯黑客给扬了🤔

所以,所谓的白人至上主义的生草之处,是指其不仅在内核上是个笑话(毕竟现行的国际秩序里面昂撒壬已经是壬上壬了,他们还有什么至上的必要吗),甚至在形式上也是个笑话,连斯拉夫人都不包括在内,算个锤子的白人至上主义,顶多算昂撒壬至上主义🤔什么时候这群altright跳梁小丑愿意接纳斯拉夫人为他们的人、愿意在他们论坛里开俄罗斯乌克兰波兰等东欧国家子板块了,什么时候我正眼看它们(大嘘🤔

另外一方面,和昂撒壬的种族资本主义不同的另外一套系统,德意志的纳粹主义,却使用了另外一套迫真理由🤔如果昂撒壬假装用肤色来划分等级,纳粹则有一套可以说是一本正经地胡说八道的迫真生物学理论(大嘘🤔但仔细一看,凡是被纳粹列入生物学(大嘘)上的劣等人种的种族,党卫军在积极地和他们争夺生存空间,不对,在积极掠夺他们的生存空间🤔所以如果昂撒壬只能俄罗斯人完全不存在的话,纳粹人可是能够直接将斯拉夫人和犹太人一块定义为劣等人种并扔进灭绝营的🤔还好纳粹德国连斯大林格勒都啃不下来,他们要是真的打穿了苏联和/z/本会师的话,华人在纳粹体系里面肯定是比斯拉夫人还要低级的,现在也不会有那么多黄皮精神纳粹人🤔所以在清除异己方面,德意志比昂撒高效114514倍(确信🤔

最生草的是,纳粹审美喜欢blue eyes,但他们里面有blue eyes的萌妹数量远远没有被他们划分为狗都不草的低劣人种的斯拉夫人多,真是草的批爆🤔

现在回到昂撒壬种族资本主义里华人地位的问题,为什么华人排最底层?当然是因为华人现在对昂撒壬来说算是彻头彻尾的威胁了,最大的那个华人国家不仅能够和最大的那个昂撒壬国家争个高下了,甚至连争法都和美苏当年那套完全不一样了,美国再也没法用拖死苏联的老一套拖死晋国了🤔美苏如果作为昂撒壬和斯拉夫人的竞争只不过是同种范式下的零和博弈的话,博弈成功的一方也许还能继续维持种族资本主义的范式🤔但晋国开辟了新的范式,哪怕晋国开辟不了新的范式,晋国的后继者第三共和国也将开辟新的范式🤔这种新的范式不仅能让美国持续衰落,还能把昂撒壬的整套种族资本主义国际秩序一块扬了,让他们剩下的壬接下来一千年接着打宗教战争和变种宗教战争去🤔所以这是比苏联更大的威胁,甚至可以说是比雷普了昂撒壬的亲妈还要让他们难受🤔

更别说浅层的意识形态方面,语言方面等不同了🤔这样下来华人不排最后谁排最后啊🤔他们表面上是歧视,其实是害怕啊🤔所以在高加索诸人种里,我最瞧不起的就是昂撒壬了,我对德意志的观感都好很多🤔

这么说来,晋国的舔狗incel问题搞不好还真是时代的阵痛了?🤔我寻思incel方面是不是也需要新的范式(无慈悲?🤔哪怕我们真的把整个cover株式会社给扬了,舔狗incel还是能找到别的/z/本套皮主播舔,然后这些被舔的还是会去舔昂撒壬,所以我估计incel uprising可能还真的只是图一乐,真解决问题还是得看范式转移🤔

比如说我们可以尝试一下这种范式,在三次元里不要只喜欢一个壬,要喜欢就喜欢一种类型的人,比如我就只喜欢短发眼镜萌妹,最好还有blue eyes,而很少关心喜欢的是谁🤔实践这套范式若干年后,我发现我压根就舔不起来某壬,甚至连舔这个词是什么意思都差点忘了,直到我最近几年观察hololive的舔狗incel群体,才记起来舔是啥意思🤔我得以更加自由地安排我的生活(大嘘🤔

二刺螈里面我基本上遵循只刷屏kawaii xxxx chan is my waifu但第一件事是去找色图的范式,简称炮友范式🤔这样,我发现二刺螈萌妹也没有什么好舔的,vtuber这种节目也吸引不了我观看了,更别说往里面打钱甚至gachikoi了🤔

我不觉得二刺螈萌妹也好三次元萌妹也好算是合格的情感寄托,说实话键政和找乐子都是比舔萌妹更好的情感寄托(大嘘🤔而且我现在貌似也在实践这点,不是吗🤔

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allesganging

bruhtuber.21.06.16

睡不着觉,随便写点东西🤔不清楚为啥会从浏览些批乎imn梗一路看到了vtuber相关话题,比如:男朋友沉迷vtuber该怎么办?那还能怎么办,批乎标准答案,分了啊🤔

我觉得这个问题很有意思,现在的vtuber性诱惑程度已经可以和骚聊一样便乘某种意义上的精神出轨,甚至能让已经有女朋友的人也做出incel行为,然后可以大幅度降低两性结合的概率了吗?中修恁™还愣着干什么啊,恁不是想要更多出生率,收割更多韭菜吗?迫真社会主义铁锤橄榄vtuber产业,最好核爆/z/本以彻底橄榄vtuber产业,请(sarcastic

当然,你以为我只是睡不着想黑屁几句,那么你可能要失望了🤔我写这玩意,是突然想讨论些上一篇文章(大嘘)武断地给出的“vtuber就是二刺螈性剥削”的结论,背后的一些具体想法:vtuber是怎么从一种二刺螈节目形式便乘二刺螈性剥削的?🤔

这一切都得从极早期vtuber,以及所谓的vtuber本质谈起了🤔接下来的东西很多都不是我的原创观点,但我应该不会贴出处,这又不是学术论文,就当我在黑屁好了,这可是allesganging分类啊(半恼🤔

from rp to non-rp

首先,有一篇迫真/z/本论文,讲述了vtuber,或者说那时还叫virtual youtuber(或者virtual niconico uploader perhaps)的皮魂理论🤔具体来说,一个vtuber由二刺螈形象及其设定(被称为皮)和它的扮演者(中之人,又称魂)共同决定的,中之人为了完成vtuber的工作是不能做自己的,必须严格按照皮的设定进行roleplaying🤔早期的爱酱就是这种类型的vtuber🤔由于早期vtuber是搞视频的,这种roleplaying是非常好做的,而且也和传统冻鳗的制作过程差不多,本二刺螈原教旨主义者(大嘘)并不觉得这有什么奇怪的,就和底特律便乘cuties的制作过程中也涉及了大量的动作捕捉一样🤔

顺便一提的是,人工智障爱酱出的时候,尽管我不觉得这玩意是/z/本的什么第五代人工智能,就像小冰那种类型,毕竟它出的时候人工神经网络这种人工智能机器学习技术才刚开始,不对,离火起来还差一年,但我觉得爱酱至少一部分是人工合成的,比如语音,毕竟vocaloid在先,/z/本在语音合成方面有若干年的积累了🤔直到最近几年我才发现爱酱也是演的🤔

既然vtuber=皮+魂,二者肯定存在某种程度上的耦合关系,阻碍资本家进一步在vtuber这门生意上盈利的可能🤔如果中之人无法替代,那么就得一直用高工资养着,对于资本主义这种屑玩意来说,就像死了亲妈一样难受🤔所以爱酱的事务所active8,开启了跨时代(迫真)的大型皮魂分离实验,用人话来说,就是一个一个一个一个114514个爱酱计划🤔如果这个计划成功,那么说明皮魂可以彻底分离,中之人在vtuber的制作过程中的地位变得无关紧要,可以随便替换甚至可以来上114514个,然后可以彻底压低工资,甚至完不成盈利kpi就炒了,就像晋国的it(迫真)产业一样,爱酱千秋万代(大嘘),中之人当消耗品用,一周007,20岁退休(确信🤔

然而很不幸(大嘘)的是,active⑧的屑企划以其彻底翻车,a⑧破产到爱酱的中之人直接收购了自己的皮自立门户而告终🤔爱酱最终的结局也说明了vtuber这行皮和魂是没法分离的🤔

接下来vtuber从视频时代进入了直播时代,由于上个时代的路径依赖(大嘘),直播时代与其说是人皮合一,不如说人™就是皮,视频时代的中之人必须roleplay皮才能完成节目的规矩已经不大可能被遵守了(也就是所谓的撕皮直播),vtuber正式进入了完全就是套皮主播的时代🤔

这个时代我们至少看到中之人的权力貌似变得无限大了,难以想象视频时代中之人居然有权力单方面挑起两国甚至三国互联网战争(确信🤔另外一方面,二刺螈萌妹直播和三次元萌妹(大嘘)直播一样,天生有着对incel的致命杀伤力,外加vtuber的二刺螈萌妹形象,对某些类型的incel更具杀伤力,此时再上一些长得不怎么样但在性剥削incel上面比三次元偶像精进114514倍的某些中之人(比如fbktank)🤔其实从业者甚至还有从abk系偶像秽土转生的,简直就是本职工作了,甚至由于二刺螈萌妹形象的存在,这些从业者可以不用花大量时间维持三次元形象了,可以将节省出来的时间用来钻研它们在三次元偶像事业时做的另外一件事,如何高效率地性剥削incel,从而让它们的业务效率变得和fbktank这种类型一样高🤔资本家马上就发现了incel business才是vtuber生意真正的道路(大嘘),而非皮魂分离🤔皮魂分离有什么强推的必要呢,还不如重金招pua专业毕业,搞不好还是ross jeffries学派(大嘘)的中之人,然后强行皮魂合一(迫真)割韭菜快呢🤔

而且接下来几年我们也很不幸地看到了之后发生的故事:晋国incel不仅能够给cover株式会社的那一堆坦克大肆打钱,还能在不向cover株式会社要一分钱的情况下,把它们那些毫无艺术价值的垃圾玩意,翻译成中文甚至英文,甚至外星文向全银河系强推,如果那个地外星球和地球建立了超光速通讯的话🤔甚至还干出了凌晨五点起来翻译kson姐贵用jio抠出来的完全没有任何价值的黑屁视频这种生草事情(据说kson本人的评价只有一句:interesting,我觉得这是非常客气的评价了,至少熟悉西方文化(大嘘)的kson姐贵没有直球辱骂fuckin' incel)🤔那些incel还能用肖战同款方式运营incel圈子,什么控评删帖人肉洋洋精通(George Orwell估计会感到欣慰,带洋国居然在东亚复活了),这可真是太™的草了🤔我寻思active⑧要是能参透这群incel的话,它也不至于落得一个破产的下场,哪有cover株式会社割韭菜的机会(确信🤔

还好有脑子不太好使的kson带先辈的存在(说实话coco也是冲塔专业户了,比如黑屁穆斯林喜提1/3谷弹,还好穆斯林只透动物,不搞incel,我估计伟大(确信)的穆罕默德带先辈也禁止他们搞incel,毕竟以我的迫真神学知识,gachikoi可是字面意义上的“偶像崇拜”,不然kson姐贵早就被/z/本穆斯林雷普了114514遍了,兄啊,这kson批要被物理意义上橄榄的吧),还有那些脑子更不好使的以为自己是靠实力其实是靠维持(迫真)赛博处女形象月进斗金(确信)的其他中之人的存在,资本主义incel business以某种比114514个爱酱计划还要奇妙深刻2147483647倍的方式翻车了,而且这次,它们终于可以面对一次incel uprising了🤔我说过114514遍了,不要惹怒incel,现在割incel韭菜割得爽,等incel uprising起来了,从被爆破直播间到字面意义上的全家火葬场(比如上次尝试刺杀带伟哥和蔡桑的那种)都有可能发生🤔

说到incel uprising方面,美国incel真的比晋国incel魔怔多了,他们动不动还要搞什么mass reipingu什么泼硫酸,什么雷普完再泼硫酸,实在是过于反人类,难怪没人愿意和他们日批,相比起来爆破带伟哥的这种魔怔晋国incel都能称得上高尚的反资本主义斗士了(确信

到现在inceltuber的营业模式已经开始让部分人感到不适了,详见这个批乎问题🤔还有这个更生草的问题,一个incel问出来的🤔我看了每一个答案,和那个incel提问者对这些答案的回复,非常生草地发现那个incel迷恋的vtuber以前是snh48的过气偶像,对,就是那个base在X海的秋元康系偶像组织,这真tm是秽土转生啊🤔一边vtuber夺走了很多人的幸福生活,一边中之人自己逐渐akb化(或者本来就是akb系再就业),哪怕披个二刺螈皮了也不能随便谈恋爱,是谁的错,那当然是资本主义的错了(即答🤔

我尽管不是什么马克思主义者,也没有马克思主义者的高级(确信)理论素养,但我可以隐约看出,资本主义到今天的确是一切罪恶的来头,从无论哪种形式的二刺螈萌妹都便乘了剥削incel的工具,到incel这个群体的诞生本身,不敢说没有资本主义就不会有它们,但有了资本主义肯定会有它们🤔橄榄整个资本主义肯定不现实,但如果cover株式会社被橄榄了,我倒是极其喜闻乐见🤔这大概说明业界可以再来一次范式转进了(确信,这次要么还是恢复vtuber传统吧,皮魂分离肯定扯淡,皮魂合一也同样扯淡,那就橄榄直播,恢复视频创作者好了🤔

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所以我有时候在寻思,如果active⑧的皮魂分离实验成功了(也就意味着中之人无论做视频还是直播都得完全roleplay皮,不能有任何自己的东西),接下来vtuber业界会便乘什么样?🤔也许中之人会饱受剥削,不会像现在这样随便就能赚好几百万一个月,但对incel来说会不会稍微好些?🤔还是由于114514个中之人做视频了,视频盈利完全让这群脑子只有1060能模拟出的那么多神经网络的死🐴资本家完全想不出来搞二刺螈萌妹直播的可能性,所以incel的钱包终于保住了(大嘘?🤔或者哪怕做直播,由于中之人不能或者不允许被融入自己的个人感情,也不会有incel对vtuber角色生情,搞成gachikoi这种魔怔玩意?🤔或者就像一共末期的农业去公社化一样,某个vtuber决定违背vtuber托拉斯意志融入个人感情,导致incel对此生情(顺便加上114514条迫真反资本主义buff),然后业绩变好了,资本家还是发现了incel business有利可图,然后跟进?🤔那我觉得还是这个世界线稍微好些,至少现在这个时间线上cover株式会社只收一点点管理费,中之人早就成大爷了🤔

当然,晋国incel之所以会成为比美国incel更加可悲的存在(话说回来我很难同情美国incel,因为他们透不着批基本上是因为他们实在是太魔怔了,比8chan的那群altright还要魔怔,以至于任何种族任何性别的人都不想和他们打irl交道),除了华人在当前的国际秩序里处于要被种族灭绝了的最底层之外,二共在国有领域之外的完全不加限制(美国至少也尝试拆分一下微软这种马上要垄断的it企业,而且的确拆分了at&t)的资本主义化也是一个因素(确信🤔二共我一直感觉完全拿不出一个意识形态作为能够提供给国民信仰的东西,毕竟二共除了某些infrastructure是不知道叫公有制还是国有之外(话说这部分也走资的话是不是连俄罗斯都不如了,俄罗斯至少没有饭圈问题,至少没有二刺螈incel问题,至少没有迫真it产业,至少有前苏联的数学教育底子可以搞点高级geek玩意,对吧🤔),别的地方已经彻底走资了,它在那儿宣称自己是社会主义,有几个人信啊🤔所以,消费主义就像侵占了美国人或者/z/本人的头脑一样,也侵占了晋国人的头脑🤔这样很多人的恋爱观变得极其不正常,而且由于历史原因晋国本来就多出三千万还是五千万还是一个一个一个一个(重复五千万次)男性,incel当然会出现了🤔

当然我无从揣测一共存不存在这些问题,一共人的恋爱观是怎样的,毕竟一共现在看来的确过于理想主义了,与此同时一共也存在一些我们现在难以想象的结构性问题🤔使得“回到一共”绝对不是我们现在要的答案🤔话说一共的理想主义者要是知道二共人解决问题第一个想法是回到一共,他们会不会从棺材里爬出来把我们扬了🤔

那么我觉得要用发展的眼光解决发展的问题,答案至少分为两种:

一种是“三共主义”,想办法在国力仍然强盛、而西方世界由于显而易见的原因持续衰落的情况下进化到第三共和国🤔但是从整个二共开始进化,哪怕西方世界人全死光了,哪怕世界上如愿(大嘘)只存在华人了,也不太可能🤔所以二共需要一片人口在100万左右的小型殖民地建立一个新的国家,来实现三共的社会实验🤔三共将建立全新的逻辑自洽的意识形态,从而在维持二共的传统优势(指infrastructure公有)外,将除此之外的资本主义也便乘支持国家发展的力量,而非腐蚀国民精神的屑玩意🤔这样的三共将不会出现任何二共的陋习(确信),比如什么魔怔拳师,什么彩礼,什么incel之类的,都将在三共消失🤔尽管三共仍然不是什么社会主义或者共产主义,那个还早着呢,但它会成为更好更高级的资本主义倒是可以有的🤔

上述的是政治路线,另一种是科技路线,人类增强主义🤔上文调侃的人造性器官只是起点,只是用来打烂魔怔拳师批脸的玩意,但这条技术路线不会停下来(确信🤔下一步当然是人造子宫了,以此不仅能解决人口危机,而且还能逐步平衡性别比率到正常水平🤔一旦没有那么多男性多余了,魔怔拳师下一步就可以滚出晋国,去它们喜欢的西方国家找白人日批了,彩礼经济将全面破产🤔如果比较幸运的话,晋国可以在去房地产和生活压力进一步减少之后进入不需要人造子宫也能绝大多数人完成正常生育的自然流阶段,这些人造技术可以保留到下一次遇到危机或者在宇宙里时用🤔

当然,这是比较乐观的预期,悲观的预期当然就是二共怎么可能甩掉房地产经济和114514年的封建残余,生育意愿由于现在畸形的社会生态持续降低,二共在华人没法在自己国家当人上人(具体原因很简单,二共乃至三共的意识形态不可能是种族资本主义)的情况下不可能通过引进移民的方式改变人口结构,结论只有可能是二共彻底奔溃🤔此时,只能在三共也就是我们搞的殖民地完成华人基因和意识形态的延续,和人类增强主义的研究了🤔当然,如果这样的话,为什么不真的把别的人种全部基因灭绝了呢,大不了整个地球真的只剩下几千万人,只要人种只剩下一个,三共肯定能带领整个人类走向宇宙,因为为什么不🤔

但还是那句话,无论人类增强主义还是其他人种灭绝计划,最好这几十年搞,等二共奔溃了,到时候就搞不起了,反而是白人能够利用二共奔溃后的遗产毁灭我们🤔反正以我贫瘠的想象,一个没有华人、只有白人黑人其他人种等级制的地球是怎么可能发展出能够走向宇宙的文明的,估计连太阳系都出不去,就便乘化石了(悲🤔

分类
allesganging

bruheula.21.06.08

草,cuties impact抽卡玄学没啥卵用,50发抽不出eula chan,而且我现在没有任何抽卡资源了🤔神奇的是,四星角色的爆率倒是提高了两倍,几个四星角色直接抽到满命,草的批爆🤔看来eula chan我是别想要了,接下来两个池子我也可以直接跳过🤔

不过我听说1.6之后cuties impact会出一堆/z/本风格的角色,在神里之前至少还有五六个🤔

更离谱的是现在才1.5,这些角色的discord聊天室已经有一两千成员了,还都是boost level 3,这让我寻思往discord里充钱和往米忽悠株式会社的游戏里充钱哪个更有用(当然也许他们只是用了大nitro附送的两个boosts的其中一个呢🤔这几天加了一堆cuties impact聊天室,当然我会吸取1⑨年时在perusona聊天室的教训(大嘘),只视奸,不说批话,更不会发色图,况且这些聊天室非常贴心地全局禁发色图,毕竟长期的discord社区运营经验(大嘘)表明,在大型聊天室里允许二刺螈色图存在的确会导致其成为99.9%社区冲突的来源,毕竟不同意识形态的人都有,他们会将搞黄色逐步便乘键政,然后开始人身攻击,最后寻求对另外一边甚至整个聊天室发射赵弹,彻底橄榄某个聊天室🤔曾经的vc聊天室甚至都不是大型聊天室,也因为某个不喜欢萝莉的魔怔壬吃了一次赵弹🤔上一个hutao mains甚至开个元首玩笑都能被赵弹橄榄🤔/r/p5在砍掉色图频道后,他们狗管理的户籍也都保了下来,没有被人扬了🤔

shitpost moment

(也许这篇文章从这里开始可以考虑挪allesganging分类了

说到二刺螈色图键政,discord总体来说是一个在加州的美国企业,它的意识形态显而易见地偏向于民主党,而它这个平台上对二刺螈搞黄色的总体态度是只要一个聊天室做大,或者至少在英文圈里做大,做到大约discord partner这个级别,它就应该(尽管没有一条明确的规定)砍掉或者压根从一开始就不应该存在可以发色图的频道🤔

那么问题来了,民主党壬(包括苹果等一系列硅谷民主党企业,包括那个迫真见义勇为橄榄pornhub的纽约时报记者)反黄的深层逻辑是什么?以我对这群贵物的长期(大嘘)观察,我发现他们(表面上)的动机居然是:反对性剥削?wiebitte?🤔

我们在此展开了讲,他们认为的性剥削,是指强势方用金钱和社会地位来换取弱势方的性资源,或者有时候也不是换取,更像是胁迫,或者两者都有🤔但问题是这个逻辑对三次元黄色也许成立(为什么我们要排除乐在其中的三次元av演员的存在?),对二刺螈黄色成立个锤子,二刺螈里谁(指真实存在的人)被胁迫了?谁被要求交换性资源了?画黄图的?做3d模型的?对他们来说这就是一份正经工作,甚至有时候都不是工作,而是个人爱好🤔

(以下是暴论时间)再说了,以另外一个角度看,这帮民主党壬真正的动机,其实是靠橄榄所有的黄色,来迫使人们需要支付更多的金钱和使用更多的社会地位,才能换取性资源,因为另外的选择(指搞黄色)已经没了🤔如果拿金钱和社会地位来换取性资源算性剥削,那么利用性资源来换取超额的金钱和社会地位难道就不算性剥削吗?这两者都算不上什么完全自愿🤔如果民主党壬和国内的拳师只指责一边而不指责另外一边,我们是不是可以认为这是一种双标呢?是不是可以认为他们真正的动机就是要施行另外一边的性剥削呢?🤔

而且我们在国内也看到了,那些拳师对搞黄色的网站发射完赵弹后毫不掩饰地宣泄了它们的企图,就是要逼迫所有男性选择那条需要支付几百万的路,好让它们那边把我们吃干抹净🤔这已经不是性剥削这个词可以形容的了,我可能会称之为种族灭绝🤔只不过民主党壬作为它们的野爹和美国带学的文科精英(迫真),话术比它们高明114514倍而已,不会在取得一个小目标后就单方面宣布胜利🤔但我们也许可以看到,民主党壬和拳师反黄的深层原因是殊途同归的🤔

而且更生草的是,相比三次元黄色它们更恨二刺螈黄色,因为二刺螈黄色没有性剥削任何人,可以哼哼打烂它们的批脸,揭露它们的双标本质🤔无论打未成年牌,还是打性剥削牌,很不幸的是对二刺螈黄色就是没那么好使,反而能让一般通过人看民主党魔怔壬和魔怔拳师的乐子,它们都能干出给纸片人赋予人权这种生草事情(问题来了,它们倒不太愿意给它们的剥削对象赋予一点点人权,毕竟行走的atm机要什么人权,掏钱就完事了),还有什么生草事情它们干不出🤔最后还能无限收敛于思想犯罪(需要我举例子吗?那些指责/z/本二刺螈迫真儿童色情的英美媒体文章有一个说一个都以思想犯罪作为它们的核心论据,一个人看荧酱的色图一定是因为他在思想上要性剥削未成年萌妹啥的,因为荧酱可以迫真论证出未成年),和它们的反面,也就是共和党一神教教徒和国内把持着政府机关的保守派迫真合流🤔甚至连拳师发射赵弹的时候,都得依赖它们最讨厌(大嘘)的保守派政府势力来出铁拳,至于它们是怎么克服意识形态方面的巨大差距,捏着鼻子去实名举报的,我暂且蒙在拳师被透过1145141919810次的钻石星辰批里🤔but what if它们在意识形态方面压根就没有什么差距,民主党其实比共和党还要右,拳师其实比政府里的人还要右呢?而我们这些被无论是美国的两党还是晋国的两派彻底抛弃的老色批,才是真正的左派呢?🤔我们才是21世纪性解放,他们算个锤子的性解放🤔

从另外一方面来论证,二刺螈本身已经是一种性解放了,因为它已经可以消除一部分的性剥削了,能使人们在不需要剥削别人或者被别人剥削的情况下也能满足部分的性需求🤔但性解放之路还差一件东西,那就是我经常提及(大嘘)的,用克隆人技术打造出的,和人身上长的功能完全一样的人造性器官了🤔有这玩意,再加上已经高度发达的二刺螈黄色,真正的性解放才会来临,无论是哪一方对哪一方的性剥削都将不复存在,和性剥削相互依存的社会规训(比如一种掏了几百万才能结婚、结了婚才能透批的堪比中世纪的社会规训)也将彻底土崩瓦解,人类才能在进步而不是退步的路上再迈出一步🤔星辰大海仍然会受限制于人类掌握能量的水平,但至少在人自身的解放方面,人造性器官能让人类向前迈出一大步,而我再一次开始后悔我上大学时的专业选择(确信🤔

说得难听点,如果我当时读了四年甚至更多年生科,这会妨碍我在计算机geek方面的建树(大嘘)吗🤔说得像是我读了计算机就能真的对geekfu有所提升一样🤔毕竟能让我写什么discord drive的技术还是啥来着,还是我毕业了之后搞的

der cocogang

另外便乘时事谈一句,你知道为什么我极其讨厌cover株式会社吗?甚至和coco都没啥关系,就是因为cover株式会社的存在本身,就是二刺螈性剥削🤔如果没有利用那些incel观众的心理弱点,和对亲密关系的渴望,他们那些直播水平连2434都赶不上的二刺螈迫真偶像有何德何能一个月赚那么多钱,比专门认真做视频的二刺螈频道还要多?还能每年白嫖数千万不知什么货币单位的实时翻译费用,还能白嫖肖战同款公关团队(大嘘?🤔yagoo还妄想在炒掉kson姐贵(迫真)后回到晋国继续剥削晋国三千万incel的钱包,拉你妈了个批的鸡巴倒吧🤔当然如果yagoo能强迫旗下所有迫真偶像(包括en的那五个)100%说中文的话,我觉得他的迫真偶像business倒是可以去接着剥削晋国incel,反正迟早会再次因为各种问题(比如哪个憨批在直播时再次当众打开屑tube的按照国家地区分类的出于显而易见的原因肯定不会有晋国在内的“ehe这玩意难道不算商业机密吗?🤔”的后台播放量/sc列表)被incel uprising给扬了,而且下次估计一点都温柔不起来了,这次只不过是直播间爆破而已,就已经让toiletwan魔怔壬气得像元首一样大叫,下次搞不好轮到物理冲塔了,真人快草holo中之壬🤔但既然yagoo也好,任何人也好,都做不到这点,我觉得下个月的coco毕业(迫真)直播的时候就可以把cover株式会社一块扬了,最好拿kson姐贵的裸照(如果能搞到的话)爆破coco直播间,就像我们toiletganging的时候拿李志强的牛子爆破toilet chan的聊天室一样(大嘘🤔

如果米忽悠株式会社没有meta impact只有incel impact the 3rd的话,同样的评价也会用到它身上🤔meta impact只不过是meta魔怔壬多一些,但incel3完全就是二刺螈性剥削,和cover株式会社的摇钱树一毛一样🤔

分类
allesganging

wiebitte.21.05.15

刚看了一个非常生草的新闻,就在成都49中跳楼事件之后,一群说着普通话还拿着某种花的废物装作本地人聚集在学校门口开始他们的表演(确信🤔

然而,没有人认为他们是本地人,所以他们肯定是某国或者某约派来搞颜色革命的,从全国各个地方(主要是广州,因为他们在说广普,据说还有当场提行李的,太草了)赶到成都,由于他们连川普都不会说,这几乎不存在第二种可能性🤔所以这算是颜色革命翻车吗?🤔如果这算翻车的话,应该是我从小到大见到的第一次翻车的颜色革命,而且更生草的是,这群废物翻车的原因,居然是成都极高的方言浓度,草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草

现在看来,一个方言浓度极高的地方还是有点好处的,不仅让外地人看起来像外国人,让外国人看起来像外国人,甚至外国人的狗现在看起来都像外国人,因为他们都不可能成为当地方言的native speaker,进而影响他们的普通话风格🤔我下次再也不黑蜀国了(确信🤔

不过话说回来,看某国doggo的颜色革命翻车始终是个巨型乐子,毕竟颜色革命是114514%第三世界人民痛苦的来源,它偶尔翻个车总算能乐一乐了🤔但很明显,操刀这次颜色革命的人员业务水平烂的批爆,连最基本的目标情报搜集都没做,语言关都搞不定,可见某国的国力是一天不如一天了,尽管用来打舆论战和颜色革命的钱没少花,但效果却连他们的基建都不如了🤔以后这样的翻车案例会越来越多,哪怕晋国在舆论战方面连抗日时期的国民党都不如,在自家主场几十年如一日地躺平任操,但很明显对面貌似也操不太动了,感觉就像抗战末期躲碉堡里饿肚子的日军一样🤔那问题来了,既然国军和日军陷入了迫真战略僵持,八路在哪里?谁出来找这群强弩之末的乐子,找完乐子把它们扬了?🤔

顺便既然这是allesganging频道,如实论述事实怎么够呢,我要黑屁几句🤔american pedophile and spiritual alabamaian joe pussyden sent his pedosexual doggos to infiltrate chengdu, only to get rekt since they couldn't even speak chuanpu🤔they are hammer chengdu locals, they are american doggos🤔反正美国人毫无根据地骂人pedophile都快成他们的insulting 101了,我只是便乘了一次美国民俗而已(大嘘🤔等等,批登真的是炼铜术士,而且尽管他和12岁萝莉的性爱视频还没流出,但他和外孙女舌吻的视频可是到处都有的,我貌似没有在黑屁🤔当时我还特意去查了下,好像alabama还没出过总统,只出过一个长期重病连就职仪式都只能在古巴举行的副总统,所以批登只能算精神阿拉巴马人了🤔

参考文献(大嘘

关于49中门前示威的视频,好巧不巧,我当时就在现场。看到这视频觉得好笑,又笑不出声。好笑是因为,分裂势力居然动作这么快又开始有组织有预谋地煽动民情、“贼喊捉贼”。笑不出声是因为本来已经够可怜的死者和父母,还要被这样利用来黑自己的政府和国家。现在我就来为大家 #还原真相昨天是周二,也就是视频中显示的时间。学生都在上课,可49中门外已经聚集了一群年轻人,根本不知是不是学生,白天一直没有动作,还有一个女生手提行李箱,大概是刚从外地赶来还来不及check in. 天色渐渐变暗,吃完晚饭出来散步的围观群众多起来。这群人开始井然有序地一边鼓掌吸引目光,一边领取准备好的白色鲜花。然后一群人开始训练有素地高喊口号“真相、真相…”,有专人从各角度拍摄此场景。此时围观群众更多,警察、保安也高度警惕。突然这群人中有人开始挑衅警察,警察反击,然后这群人开始高喊“警察打人了”。看到这里,我真的笑了,多么熟悉的套路!制造警民冲突,这不就是这群组织在香港的一贯作法吗!果然是“训练有素”👍可惜呀,大家别忘了。这里不是香港,这里是成都!成都人示威的style完全唔系咁样😂先说手拿鲜花吧。我们成都人示威不会这么有情调好吧,别说是鲜花,假花都不会拿,我们只会拿大瓶矿泉水。因为四川人真的会往死里喊,嗓子会好废,需要大量喝水。哦对,组织者还会准备锣鼓。以四川人火辣的性格,吸引注意力怎么可能鼓掌,必须要敲锣打鼓呀,必须是把附近几十条街的住户都震出来呀!从这点就看出,组织者对四川民情可以说一无所知,很可能都是外地来的。再说口号吧。标准普通话!有没有搞错!这里是四川诶,我们喊口号都是用四川话好吧!就算必须要用普通话,也是川普,怎么可能这么标准的普通话!这点是这场假示威最失败的一点,根本就不接地气好吗😂。参考香港,示威你们都知道喊广东话,为啥到了四川不突击一下四川话呢,又不是很长的口号,就两个字而已,学起来有很难吗?哎真为你们感到惋惜👎最后说说挑衅警察吧。其实从警察一出现我就预计到会有这么一出情节。所以我一直紧盯警察附近的示威者。果然,清楚看到其中两位男青年去推搡一位女性学校负责人,然后警察上前保护该女士,根本没有碰到的镜头前一些人自动倒地,然后镜头疯狂拍摄。得了,他们想要的警察打人视频有了。这套路真的再熟悉不过了,在香港上演了几千几万次。可以看出这些组织的培训教材还是比较一致的,也不会有太多花样,一招闯遍天下。至此,这出闹剧我已经不想看了,坐朋友车离开了。然后如我所料,这些视频开始在外网疯狂传播,有人专门在评论区带节奏,然后出现“中国人权”这种tag。有人说,如果一个地区的群众容易被煽动,恰恰是因为他们善良、充满正义感。而反动势力抓住了他们的这个优点也是弱点来拨乱反正。我很欣慰昨天没有群众加入他们,也许是因为他们的表演太假,不接地气,群众无法融入,但这一次,他们利用到可怜的孩子和家长,却没有利用到成都群众的善良和正义,也是唯一值得欣慰的事

ref. 某条批乎评论,忘了哪儿的了,石锤翻车

https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/371897562 点草阴谋论

https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/371556561 迫真理客中惨遭meta analysis点草(上次我在批乎看到meta analysis大法还是那个出了名的反犹主义者y.x通过neil chan的背景解读跳楼2剧情的时候),114514人怀疑他是个锤子的高三学生,当然评论区里还有些更有意思的玩意,比如前成都领馆的领事夫人的某个姬友也加入了这场活动,到底是自带干粮还是拿了些钱,我暂且蒙古

https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/371854662 草,指望颜色革命搞996可真是太草了,晋国默许996如果是在打迫真社会主义的脸的话,某国搞晋国996岂不是在打资本主义的脸,让他们自己国家的共运整起来?🤔

话说回来为什么中修建制派学者一天到晚在那儿担心美国打所谓的马恩牌,这种事情发生的概率比美国突然发动核战的概率还要低好不好🤔美国哪天能打出马恩牌了,那差不多意味着美国便乘了一共甚至三共,地球上哪有这么好的事?这基本上算是共运大胜利了好吧(确信🤔

t o i l e t n a m s t y l e🤔

草死

叫你不学川普

https://www.zhihu.com/question/459211214/answer/1884571326 其实在更大的战场上,他们还是比较专业的,就像国军在/z/本投降前一天还在失地一样,只不过在成都翻车了🤔但无论如何,翻车就是乐子,更何况是在ground zero翻的车,哪怕再专业,现在也只能撤退了🤔

然而他们这次真的太愚蠢了,这次校门聚集基本相当于“中国北方人”直接往国安门上撞 ,而且估计他们也没有想到,即使舆情被引爆到如此地步,国民对ZF和党的信任依然秒杀对他们的信任,所以半点水花都激不起来。
而且这次事件还给了绝大多数人一个教训,大大削弱了这些颜革者的影响力,使得未来他们想挑事变得非常困难,除非抓住了“完美”的负面舆情。
引起警觉的还有他们拙劣的表演,比如说想殴打校门口的老师,被阻拦后就撒泼大喊“警察打人”,结果没想到围观者无人响应,只是把它们当小丑看,前两天不少当地人在微博上提到这件事。

评论摘选(确信🤔当然我觉得最愚蠢的部分还不是什么举花,而是不会说川普🤔

发生颜色革命的国家是他们本身国家治理一塌糊涂人心思变才有颜革的土壤,我们的国家治理能力有目共睹而且每个人都因此受益,在可预见的将来都无需过度担心颜色革命会在内地爆发失控(香港例外),甚至我们欢迎美国拨经费给带路党一来创造就业二来可以促进当地消费机票住宿康乃馨都是gdp啊!今天有一张图说是大数据显示511晚上港台护照飞成都多了49中附近住宿也多了,如果是假的我们不用怕,如果是真的我们更不用怕了!

实在是草,这么臭的gdp还有什么创造的必要吗,驱逐出境,请(无慈悲🤔当然,按照这个迫真理论,作为各种ngo的中心,成都旅游业里有个位数百分比的gdp恐怕是这群某国狗子创造的吧(大嘘

说明操作这些的领导者排斥后加入其组织的大陆皈依者啊,否则摆花圈才显得真实,使劲挤进人家的圈子,结果人家还看不起

:paimonthonk:

留学生那个谣言极其荒谬。现在留个学什么的,省吃俭用一点任何成都重庆的工薪家庭都拿的起。外加能搞定公检法的人竟然要杀人去争夺留学机会。造这个谣言的人绝对是长期没有生活在中国,对中国的印象停留在15-20年前。本来说什么颜色革命,境外势力我还不信。看了这个谣言,真是的,反常识,绝对是境外势力。

:thonkeqing:

https://www.zhihu.com/question/459211214/answer/1885730452 某国训练有素的舆论战攻击还是栽在了对当地方言的不了解上🤔

https://www.zhihu.com/question/459211214/answer/1884317053 专业团队.jpg

https://www.zhihu.com/question/459211214/answer/1884916837 thonks

https://www.zhihu.com/question/459211214/answer/1884799845 到底谁™在游击而谁™在被动应对🤔

https://www.zhihu.com/question/459211214/answer/1884982370 就和那些跑去49中门口的不知哪儿来的垃圾玩意一样,toiletwan壬也犯了遣词造句的最低级错误,然后翻车,看来某国人的钱真™好赚(确信🤔

https://www.zhihu.com/question/459211214/answer/1884963585 thonks

https://www.zhihu.com/question/459211214/answer/1886075550 deepthonks

顺便提一嘴,在某个被我安排爆破(鬼知道成不成功)的批乎答案里面,有壬居然妄想用宗教方式劝阻别人自杀,看得我实在是不知该生草还是该升血压🤔现在是哪一年了来着?无论是49中的这个高二学生,还是我之前提到的alex kun,他们选择自杀还不是因为缺乏社会支持,和自身的心境障碍因素?🤔不给他们恢复社会支持,解决他们面临的实际问题(当然我指的不是逼迫那个妹子接受他,而是开导他再找一个),和他的家长一块进行那个在心理咨询里面叫什么来着,group therapy,却妄图拿各种宗教诅咒已经惨死的这些人下地狱,怎么说呢,死妈神棍果然缺乏和任何人的共情能力,如果让那个垃圾玩意便乘那个高二学生或者alex二选一感受上个114514秒,我™倒想看下它会不会接着这么想🤔这么屑的新保守主义垃圾壬还有什么在批乎上黑屁的必要呢,爆破答案,请(🤔

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der mihoyogang.en.21.05.13

某篇米忽悠黑屁文的的直球翻译(确信,用了google translate+人工校对,当然主要是看google translate翻译我满篇黑话的玩意准确度有多高🤔实测大概只有40%左右,除了它没法识别出我喜欢拿thonk emoji当标点符号的习惯外,它也没法识别出里面绝大多数的专有名词和黑话(也算专有名词)🤔需要在语法层面大改的只有那么两三次🤔

另外,如果接下来的东西行文风格非常奇怪的话,那是因为我基本上不会改它翻译后的东西,除非它翻译的实在是太烂了,意思都是错的🤔

好了,正文

The reason why "der paimongang" is not used as title, is that the reason Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha was -ganged, no, almost demolished this time, really has nothing to do with Cuties Impact.

When I heard this news in a small chatroom where Cuties Impact was often discussed, my first reaction was that a furious redneck meta player thought the meta was so hard, that he traveled across the ocean to assassinate Mihoyo bosses, only to be arrested by FBI, as the link was written about Genshin Impact anyway. After looking at the news carefully, It's Honkai 3rd? Now I know what really happened, in a matter of milliseconds.

And actually this incident can be said to be funny af. It has been going on for more than a month, and reached its climax in the last few days with the hakushin apology of Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha (oouso.

ass ass in (hakushin

As early as last month, someone showed 4chan style terrorism on Tieba, forgotting that the biggest difference between Tieba and 4chan is that Tieba is totally not anonymous (oouso:

Rough translations: "I'm nothing but a piece of trash, with nothing to care and even AIDS, but you Mihoyo are different, had made more than enough money. Now I'm already in Xuhui District (a certain district in Shanghai where Mihoyo headquarters might be in), having two bottles of gasoline prepared, and two boxes of incendiary bombs made by beer bottles, and happen to have a mortgaged Wuling. I've stated here, if you Mihoyo won't delete all of bunny girl videos or speeches in all platforms including YouTube, and apologize publicly, I will light your building up in April 5th, promised. The bunny girl crap has been going for like one mmonth, players are all ragequitting, I've been waiting for official response but I could only see them pretending death. This time is not like other times, I really can't stand these pretty characters in sexual poses. That's all I could say, the employees should be taking naps at noon, right? If I ram into your company's front door, I might be able to ram one or two of these receptionists to death, they should have had good life, but it's all over. If you don't believe, you can totally wait for April 5th, and watch these receptionists die. "

Wait, is he really saying "I had AIDS"? What kind of possessed arsehole is he? To be honest, if he really had AIDS, he shall go to Africa to get HIV-2147483647 instead. Besides, do you think Mihoyo is rich enough to rent the entire building? Your car has to fly to its floor before you can ram Mihoyo's receptionists instead of receptionists of other companies (convinced.

Of course, nothing happened on 5th (or something happened, for example, the server room of u2 caught fire and was brutally distinguished, and it started two painful weeks of u2 offline). After all, just like the Cover = Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha theory I earlily mentioned, Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha could only pretend its death at this time, and it is said that it has been pretending death for a month, how could a copypasta that couldn't get FBI's attentions even posted on 4chan end their pretending death? But I couldn't imagine that someone really bought two knives half a month later, travelled from Foshan to the headquarters of Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha to assassinate Mihoyo bosses. According to the US laws, this is called "interstate transportation of a firearm with intent to commit an offense" (convinced. Of course, because Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha was cyberbullied everyday, and some people even ran to their building to post banners, they had already called the police, or (I think it is more likely) that the fake arse assassin did not take any protective measures to buy knives online. It has already attracted the attention of a certain department that's monitoring the internet 25 hours a day, foiling this amateur assassinations. Wherever there were several extreme Honkai 3rd players who are also skilled in Hitman series, I guess Mihoyo bosses were already assassinated.

Of course, I definitely don't want them really assassinated, otherwise I would have no cuties to impact in the future (convinced🤔

The funny point is that the assassination is actually one of the few languages that Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha could understand. After this incident, Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha privatized the Honkai 3rd bunny girls youtube video, and canceled the bunny girl event on the global Honkai 3rd server in a speed of light (maybe not that speed of light, there is a saying that they wait until the global Honkai 3rd server's event to end). This move has caused extreme dissatisfaction among Western players, because this was originally their third anniversary event, and then it just disappeared (maybe there is some kinda skin or something, almost equivalent to Cuties Impact kfc wings removed from the local server due to the redneck assassin's failed assassination attempts). And regardless of whether the quality of this event is outright rubbish or not, with the rebellious (oouso) spirit of anti-communitsts, these bunch of retards flattered the low quality bunny girl event into the sky, and left 114514 racist comments on reddit, as usual. With such a bunch of retards, Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha can also feed shit into global server just like local server, or even more shit, for example, a video of more than one minute and a galgame plot of less than 10 minutes can make Western players think that it is the supreme reward of their Mihoyo daddy, ueber funny. I read 1145.14 comments, none of them mentioned the true nature of the extreme players in the local server, all their rants are either shittalking ccp or shittalking players on local server, no wonder anti-Mihoyo united front does not exist, and Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha can do whatever they want in both servers anyway. Or the local server is a little better, at least after assassination attempts, they are hakushin forced to concede and give away (at least in term of whales' per capita consumptions) irrelevant gacha items, global server players can't even realize their demands, too weak.

paimonthonk

The time for my favorite "how to rate xxx" has come again (oouso. What the fuck is this incident caused by the epic troll Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha? What is wrong with that bunny girl video? Why does Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha make it and what did they think about making it? And of course, why can't the extreme Honkai 3rd fans tolerate this video that they have been -ganging Mihoyo for a month, even reach the point of assassination attempt? 🤔

And then we'll try to answer these questions.

First, video appreciation (oousu:

As a Meta Impact player who has never played Honkai 3rd, what is the look and feel of this video to me? In my opinion, at least its soundtrack is too tasteless, and it is not clear that it is the 720p resolution of this video after re-uploading (the original video might have 4k version, but it is now privatized), or something else, caused me to feel that its production level is not very good. Is this thing fucking outsourced? I remember that Honkai 3rd did have several videos showing off their magic modification technology on Unity engine, which was made by Mihoyo themselves. In short, the quality of this third anniversary event of the global server is really low.

But this video or the related event of the global server itself is not a big problem. If there was, it would be the problem of out-of-character. After all, based on my vulgar understanding of the plot of Honkai 3rd, if these Valkyries was placed in the hakushin medieval world of Cuties Impact, they could fight back and forth with behind the scene villain Sustainer of Heavenly Principles. How can they gamble so bad until their ship got mortgaged? I knew they wanna write some exclusive plots to favor their Western market. Why can they only come up with this kind of trash plot of gambling? Are they satirizing that Americans only favor this? The United States is indeed relatively vulgar per capita, but it is also a nation of hundreds of years old (convinced. Excavating the history of the United States can still produce some in-depth exclusive plots. Besides, even if they used this excuse to bring bunny fanservices, this kind of plot is extremely low quality even in fanfics, not to mention this is an official work. So I said this is a very low quality event plot. If that's what global server players enjoy, they can probably go -gang Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha to death.

However, this retarded event that might allows us to watch jokes of global server players for free, caused an uproar after it reached the local server. So I suppose the biggest problem with this video must be related to the domestic and international environment, or the so-called Zeitgeist. And no matter it was intentional or unintentional, it ignited a series of gunpowder, from the long lasting operation problems of Honkai 3rd, to the so-called Zeitgeist, almost at the heat of cyber-WW1. Even Lexburner couldn't ignite that much of gunpowder like Mihoyo do.

deepthonk

First of all, even though they are both the japanese anime style cutie games made by the same Kabushikigaisha, Honkai 3rd and Cuties Impact are two completely different games. By difference I mostly mean that their player groups are significant different. Although there are exceptions, most of the Cuties Impact players I have known, even a quasi-whale guy who had all characters except Hutao chan, are all meta players. I could only have hypercarry characters except Ganyu like him until 1.4 patch. And the reason why he didn't pull Hutao chan and half retired is that he couldn't meta anymore. (I remember that Hutao chan needs a certain exclusive weapon to make it fun to play. Besides, he already had a lot of Pyro hypercarries, And we all know that the meta difficulty of Pyro hypercarries is pretty high, right?

And Honkai 3rd is a game that is difficult to describe. If someone spent tens of thousands of money in it, the reason is not meta, although this game is said to be less friendly than Meta Impact in terms of meta. The real reason is that they really thonk these anime cuties are their wife. In other words, just like I invented the term "cutie game" to describe a series of games that even other aspacts of them are shitty, people would still buy them for anime cuties, there is also a term to summarize Honkai 3rd: "incel game". There is only one possibility that these players spent tens of thousands of money in Honkai 3rd that is even worse than Cuties Impact, that is, they are the lowest level of all kinda incel, simp incel. Only if reddit comments ever mentioned the word "incel", I won't really despise their cognitive level anymore.

I won't repeat the cause of incels anymore, you can go find 114514 academic papers on 4chan (oouso. Anyway, as a result, since simp incel can personally give 3d bitches the power to exploit them to death via intimate relationship, so for Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha which is more greedy than an individual 3d bitch, they also personally gave Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha the power to exploit them to the point that they have nothing left, via intimate relationship. Even the intimate relationship used here to exploit them is virtual, or hakushin, only existed in their own minds.

So, as a hakushin MGTOW, although I often write "k-kawaii [insert cutie name here] chan ist mein waifu! " on my discord nickname, I don't think that I have established any intimate relationship with these anime cuties, just like my attitude in real life. To put it harsher, these anime cuties are just my cyber fuckmates. Obviously, I certainly know that there are greedy capitalists behind these anime cuties, I mean there are already enough exploiters in this shitty world, why more yoke on yourself? And in the name of one of the most basic needs of human beings, the need for intimate relationship? So the first thing I do after seeing anime cuties or 3d cuties, is to find their nude photos or hentai pics, because this is a key step in deconstructing the myth of intimate relationship, especially for anime cuties, hentai pics are basically completely free, and even if it doesn't exist, I could always learn to paint and then draw one by myself, it's totally not a big deal. Anime cuties should become the road to the hakushin communism without exploitation, at least without intimate relationship exploitation. (At least because of the existence of private trackers like u2, anime communism is already a fact for me), but in Honkai 3rd, anime cuties were rearmed as the tools for capitalists to exploit simps, which is really sad.

But could these incels be satisfied with their desire for intimate relationship in real life? If Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha only exploited them for hundreds of thousands of money, the real life would explote them for millions of money. And this is not even enough, 3d reversed nationalist bitches also like to suck foreign dicks for free, fighting hard to bacome HIV-2147483647 carriers, otherwise why do you think incel would rather waste money in Honkai 3rd than in 3d bitches. And I personally think that Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha's biggest mistake in this incident is that, whatever shitty event they made in global server, can be easily interpreted in a ridiculous way as these anime cuties in Honkai 3rd did the exactly same thing as 3d bitches, they would rather waer bunny costume and dance to amuse foreigners abroad, I mean that amateur MMD video that doesn't even know where and how to put the camera, than willing to show closeness in the local server. Of course, you can also say that this is a meta plot, because when these cuties dance in the plot, the audiences are only characters in the game. But in any case, even if Mihoyo's original intention of doing this was just to make some customized content for its western market, no matter how outsiders interpret it, there is nothing they can do right now. So what is Zeitgeist (tactical backward🤔

But then again, Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha has portrayed the Valkyrie into manipulative character like these 3d bitches, in the local server. If the incel players of Honkai 3rd can actually become addicted to this kinda stuff, then I can only say that they are really too low, and Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha is really too shameless. Of course, I guess these Valkyries in the global server are the same, but in fact, based on my understanding of Cuties Impact or Honkai 3rd communities of the Western world, they didn't play these games in simp incel ways. Even metagaming is not very welcomed, and there are not much of metagamers like in here (this is probably the reason why few people voted for my meta fanfic🤔

Generally speaking, I have a very good impression of the Western Cuties Impact community. Unlike Perusona community, nothing but a group of pedo-police possessed arseholes and anti-social serial murderer cultists🤔

Therefore, in a ridiculous way, Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha dragged its core incel players into the real life ugliness. Their smart extinguishing operation not only caused incel to suffer from 3d bitches PTSD yet again, and also cut off the last hope of reconciliation between local server players and global server players. Originally, people play anime cutie games just to escape reality, but the operation of Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha forced them into the very frontline of Zeitgeist called Sino-US confrontation (convinced🤔

At this point, I'm really taking it. I can't take it anymore. Cover = Mihoyo theory added yet another very powerful argument. Ironically, as a Kabushikigaisha who literally cut tides with Cover Kabushikigaisha when it's fucked, it rushed to the forefront of the forefront of Sino-US confrontation in almost the same ridiculous way. It is not even like the Cover Kabushikigaisha with a group of Class A war criminals who are eager for the Sino-US nuclear war🤔

It means that Cover Kabushikigaisha stands on the forefront of Sino-US confrontation with its own strength, and Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha only need to lie down to reach the forefront of Sino-US confrontation.

But in any case, the players in the local and global servers of Honkai 3rd are now fighting, and both sides think that the opposite is better, but they don't know they actually had a common enemy. They are greedy and use their need for intimate relationship to exploit them (of course, I don't think Western players will think that Mihoyo is exploiting them, because they will not seek intimate relationship in it anyway. Besides, they don't even participate in the PvP rankings). But even more unfortunately (oouso), by using the racism cards on both sides to divide the players, this time Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha can no longer wipe its ass after stirring up the shit without any cost. It has to choose a side. After all, it is really rushing this time. When it comes to the front line of the front line, which even CIA dare not. And even if it wants to ride the fence, I think the global players of Honkai 3rd will have to -gang it to death, even with the price of 2147483647 racist comments left on reddit.

Is Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha, like its conjugate Kabushikigaisha Cover, forgot what type of products they provide to their consumers? Their products, whether it's incel game that only simp incel would spend thousands of money in, or the virtual female streamers that only simp incel would spend thousands of money in superchats, is to allow people to get a temporary escape from the fight of the real life, or to get a temporary escape from Zeitgeist. And they seem to have forgotten this completely, trying to keep introducing Zeitgeist into the anime cutie world, so Iiyo! Koiyo! Since you likes Zeitgeist so much, what about becoming Zeigeist's cannon fodder? I don't know what to do with Cover Kabushikigaisha, but if Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha got rekt from both Jin and United States at the same time, wouldn't it be more enjoyable than its bosses being dismembered? After all, the anime communism could only happen when anime capitalism are all dead (oouso🤔

鼓吹印共毛的最后一自然段无论在美国还是晋国都过于政治不正确,不翻译了🤔

references (oouso

I have seen a lot of analysis of this incident on PihuZhihu, so I list them and might refer to them. Of course, it may also become the source of inspiration for my own writings (hakushin

additional notes: all of the links below are not translated, and I won't translate them either, so go translate yourselves🤔

https://www.zhihu.com/question/453199595/answer/1823201607 tells how this incident was delayed from level 2 to level 2147483647 like the Fukushima nuclear power plant accident. Mihoyo = Fukushima nuclear power plant theory, hakushin argumentations, douzo🤔

https://www.zhihu.com/question/453199595/answer/1823738736 an answer attempting to analyze the early forms and transformations of Honkai 3rd. However, there is a real early player in the comment sections, who has been a whale playing ever since Honkai 3rd was launched

https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/364442634 bunny girl popularization (convinced

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1810705044 the answer about Mihoyo's entire life cycle

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1822501645 shitty_global_server_event.mp4

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1819377428 3d bitches PTSD, this answer directly proves my previous judgment

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1855702180 chain reactions (oouso

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1825582070 give the absolutely rational boi 2147483647 likes, but I don’t think this will work anyway. Wherever Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha had any kinda humanism tastes outta their so-called graphics technologies (it really doesn't count anything when compare to the similarly notorious big publisher like EA), it will not produce such garbage event plots. The reason why players worldwide won't have to vote with their feet yet, is nothing but the absence of these big publishers. Are either Tencent or Ubisoft making anime cutie games right now? 🤔

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1819101329 thonks

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1812620588 character_settings.jpg

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1809487695 Zeitgeist, Zeitgeist:paimonthonk:

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1815735628 comment section filled with strange bois, probably a new perspective (convinced🤔serious answer: antiestablishment (oouso) keyboard politician bois

I am gonna look for some hakushin references randomly: https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/349565753 https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/356772847

It is echoed back and forth with one of my previous views (convinced. OK, the keyboard politics time is over, start anime instead (hakushin)

https://www.zhihu.com/question/455996362/answer/1851835974 mentioned Mihoyo's incel customers

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1813326743 Zeitgeist part2 (convinced

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1819130232 I suddenly remembered something that I often talked about last year, the postmodernism style deconstruction🤔Of course, I was temporarily blinded to Toiletnam mansion (oouso) of whether Li Zhiqiang has fucked these underaged pussy or not, about what did the making of toilet chan's parody videos deconstruct, but the high-intensity stigmatization of Honkai 3rd's cuties can indeed deconstruct the core selling point of the game in the greatest sense. It would be much more efficient than ranting about the meta problem of this game (convienced🤔

拉鸡⑧倒吧,原文的那段“XXX到底XXX,我暂且蒙在XXX的XXX里”就是esu特色的狗屁不通的句子,为什么我要翻译它

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1816551124 Zeitgeist part3, where Mihoyo accidentally rided the Zeitgeist, which caused the core value of their incel game to be completely deconstructed, so ironic🤔Or would this be counted as Mihoyo deconstructing themselves? 🤔

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1819970833 Mihoyo forgot about its market position

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1817401887 thonks

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1811431613 Zeitgeist part4, what the fuck am I doing:bruhsette:

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1812752466 the true nature of anime world

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1814599252 no one knows anime business worse than Mihoyo (convinced

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1814600799 Zeitgeist part114514

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1814874077 Even with the bunny girl element, there are 2147483647 better ways to go

终于,google translate靠谱了一会(确信

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1822599540 wiebitte?

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1810381352 Cover = Mihoyo theory

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1850583857 the practice of enemy state internet theory?

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1811248292 deepthonks

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1811159916 3d bitches PTSD part2

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1832045901 the views refuting NTR

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1818216485 Honkai 3rd red fanfic? Kind of interesting🤔

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1813373862 Z-Z-Zeitgeist?

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1823361657 Mihoyo_knows_a_hammer_about_American_culture.png

google translate的生草直译"meters Flickering to understand the American culture of a hammer.png",看来哪怕我上了元老院与蜀汉人民的传统艺能,在生草方面也不及google translate的2147483647分之一

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1822351427 Zeitgeist replay

https://www.zhihu.com/question/452539291/answer/1824340113 incel analysis?

https://www.zhihu.com/question/452539291/answer/1858941072 Honkai 2 history

https://www.zhihu.com/question/456433623/answer/1853755491 added another argument to Cover = Mihoyo theory, Cover uses anime virtual idol to let the audience project the need for intimate relationship onto the skin-changing female streamers, and Mihoyo also wants to create anime virtual idols🤔

https://www.zhihu.com/question/452539291/answer/1859568204 Mihoyo = Nixon theory (hakushin

https://www.zhihu.com/question/456433623/answer/1853772549 the true nature of anime world part2

https://www.zhihu.com/question/456433623/answer/1853670689 inside story of Mihoyo, real or fake unknown. One of them is that the employees of them had to play their own games but don’t have time to do it, so they found the author to help play for them, funny af.

https://www.zhihu.com/question/456433623/answer/1855411025 incel

https://www.zhihu.com/question/456433623/answer/1853566245 p a y f o r l o v e (hakushin

https://www.zhihu.com/question/456433623/answer/1853851401 thonks

后记(大嘘

这玩意翻译得我快要吐了,外加后半段是在公交车上完成的,生理不适感又加了一重🤔总体来说极其的词不达意,但这次我决定完全甩锅google translate,毕竟我自己从头开始估计也会有点词不达意🤔出于某种申必原因,可能是因为我学艺不精,我发现allesganging栏目里面常见的戾气,翻译成英文之后居然没了,所以我觉得翻译是失败的,暂且仅图一乐吧🤔

当然我做这件事除了实在是闲的蛋疼外,我还想搞点思想实验,比如林纾式翻译到底可不可行,当年他能在完全不懂英文的情况下完成英文翻译,仅仅做了下我们现在被称为润色的事情🤔我这玩意也是对着google translate结果直接改的,假装我没看过原文,也不懂原文是什么意思,至少在公交上我没机会上双语对照(确信🤔

拉倒吧,其实原文是我写的(🤔下次我应该找个/z/本人的作品做这种思想实验,因为/z/语我真tm不懂🤔

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toiletbyte.21.05.12

我听说有个叫做gigabyte的🚽湾厂商搞了一个烂活,说它的笔记本还是啥来着,90%都是睾贵的🚽湾代工厂制造,比华硕微星这些在大陆代工厂生产的东西不知高到哪里去了🤔

wiebitte?你确认你那么烂的主板,宣称是90%的🚽湾制造,不是在黑🚽湾制造?🤔华硕这么说的话我们还可以将信就疑上个若干毫秒(其实华硕在大陆代工更加普遍🤔再说了,它的几款笔记本是蓝天代工的,代工厂都在大陆,算个锤子的made in toiletwan🤔而且更生草的是,我大致看了一下,它真有几个made in toiletwan的高端型号,品控也非常的哼哼啊啊啊啊,两个月掉三次盘啥的🤔看来海外生产的笔记本这玩意大概只有vaio的/z/本制造限量版才能拿来吹一波,而且也非常有可能是因为vaio的销量实在是太少了,大陆没有哪个代工厂肯接🤔

所以要么它黑了🚽湾制造,要么它在虚假宣传而且给它的大陆代工厂钱没塞够,导致了它产品质量的下降🤔现在它由于显而易见的原因吃了赵弹,尽管说我向来只用华硕的主板(大嘘,但现在我连活该都不屑于说🤔

然后果不其然,某群里的一群🚽湾废物开始了狂欢,当然华硕在他们那边风评已经臭不可闻了,都叫共硕了,那边甚至还有贵物发出了🚽系主板厂商都从大陆滚蛋,大陆将没有主板用的暴论🤔这可实在是太nm草了🤔

从我个人的经验出发,早在可能5年前我就已经不用任何🚽系主板了,低端有华南,高端有evga,evga无论主板还是显卡都比华硕的便宜,功能差不多甚至更好🤔所以说实话,我还真希望🚽系主板厂商都从大陆滚蛋,无论是产品还是代工厂,然后欢迎evga来建厂,和凄惨红正面竞争,反正evga是美国凄惨红(大嘘🤔

但至少目前toiletbyte先滚蛋好了🤔最好让toiletbyte的大陆代工厂也不接它的单子接别的厂的,这样它就能实现真正意义上的100% made in toiletwan了🤔然后,我想坐看toiletbyte的主板要么真的质量得到提升(大嘘,要么在向toiletwan岛民卖出了1145141919张质量连华南都不如的垃圾玩意之后,被他们橄榄🤔讲真华南质量再烂,保修是一点问题都没有的,toiletbyte可是著名的拒保嘉🤔