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thonk.21.05.31

除了p2v外我最近还想装点别的玩意,比如精简版win10虚拟机🤔但和win7那个啥都没有的版本相比,我可以装一个完整版进去,但只占精简版的空间,方法无非是pe启动然后往里面用dism++恢复镜像,选择wimboot或者compact🤔

然后我发现度盘现在居然不支持ed2k链接🤔这种系统镜像通常都是ed2k,简直暴击🤔还好我发现rufus除了能制作启动u盘外,还能下载win10镜像,而且还能打开浏览器下载,这样将那个链接复制到aria2里就可以下了🤔

那么问题来了,微软官网只能下win10和win8.1,我要是装一个win7的话怎么办🤔如果我哪天还想装vista的话又得怎么办🤔

所以最后我试了下度盘搜索,除了找到win7和vista的镜像外,还找到了些别的玩意,比如vista还叫project longhorn时的早期build,居然有人收藏这个🤔我都不清楚它能不能装,但理论上来说只要有wim我都能部署出来🤔只不过vista我就不清楚能不能wimboot了🤔

话说回来这个longhorn前几个版本用的还是xp安装器可还行,在中间某个版本才便乘了wim镜像,但奇怪的是我试过好几个wim安装器都解析不了这些镜像,搞不好它们是某个早期dism的格式?🤔

我要么还是加载下vista的镜像吧,这个至少能够解压🤔试了下感觉vista既不能上wimboot也不能上compact🤔win7好像可以wimboot,至少wimboot部署完后它能启动,也能一直运行到桌面,装完vmware tools也只占4.1GB,压缩后2.76GB,同时它安装光盘里的install.wim镜像有2.65GB,基本上空间省到了极致🤔要知道正常win7 sp1装完,虚拟机镜像至少占20GB🤔

这么估计下来最新版win10的虚拟机也只需要6GB左右,反正比我目前用的几个镜像小多了🤔最后装下来发现需要8GB,而且非常生草的是最新版win10在兼容性10的虚拟机里会出现图形bug,比如开始菜单和桌面便乘一个颜色了,关机键点不动了,设置页面疯狂鬼畜之类的🤔无端猜测是因为兼容性10的虚拟显卡只支持dx9🤔难怪我的某个平板p2v之后开始菜单也不行了,貌似是因为它的自动更新能正常运作,现在它早就更新到了最新版本,好像是什么21H1来着🤔

我现在用的几个win10虚拟机应该还是所谓的2004版🤔要么退回这个版本部署个wimboot镜像🤔还是部署1507的镜像得了,我也不清楚🤔

thonkmouse

我试图找到之前买的一块ddr3l内存,意外发现了不知失踪了多长时间的上一只tt level 10m无线款🤔被我折腾了一番后这个鼠标居然还能用,和现在用的同款一样,它的无线功能约等于不存在,而且必须得开启无线功能才能用有线功能(听起来挺绕口的)🤔但至少它能用,这样我就多出一只鼠标用了(确信🤔

tt这玩意还是挺有意思的,装有同款光学传感器的rog能鼠标二手也要三四百,它只要100🤔代价就是等到该换微动开关的时候,拆解它需要的工夫是其他游戏鼠标的五六倍(大嘘🤔

iwork7

没错,那个一开机就报错的iwork7也被我折腾复活了🤔一开始它连插上hub都识别不出键鼠,再后来我插了一个固态上去,此时它居然能让我进win8恢复界面了🤔我发现和win10平板相比,win8平板是真的蛋疼,连进个bios都得从系统的恢复界面进🤔

接下来它也没有给我什么pe选项,但它貌似给了个什么恢复系统的选项,点了之后它便开始了不知是恢复系统还是初始化,反正一段时间之后它仍然在转圈圈,但触屏和重力感应能用了(确信🤔鬼知道发生了什么,反正只要一进桌面我就赶紧p2v就是了🤔

另外我还有一款富士通的qh55/j,是个更加坑爹的玩意,处理器是2760(还不是3打头的),我以前用过一款2760的平板,那时连3d应用都加载不起来🤔但我不清楚当时为啥或者说怎样给折腾了个win10系统进去,结果它什么都没有,不仅触屏啥的都没有,更坑爹的是它居然识别不出电池等东西,以为自己是台台式机,断电了都没有征兆,可实在是太™草了🤔

那么到现在,我p2v过的平板数量已经到了五台,好像我现在有的平板也只有五台🤔我最近还下单了一台win7平板,我记得0⑨年到11年的时候我就想要一台这种玩意,但那时它一台要两三千,所以我现在可以买台怀旧🤔另外一种win平板也能装win7,是低压版三四代i5,比如sony vaio duo之类的🤔但atom的平板基本上是系统锁定的,它当时出什么系统就基本上只能装这个系统了,如果乱升级可能会从极其卡到某个硬件用不了到完全没法用🤔

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v2pthonk.21.05.30

又到了闲聊环节🤔昨天我不知怎么想的将我现在还能开机的三个win10平板依次保存成了ati17镜像🤔但这些镜像做好后不仅可以archive,还可以用起来🤔

比如我要给mipad2装个旧(大嘘)系统,需要提取驱动,但我肯定不想用那个平板来做这事,此时,这些镜像就可以做所谓的p2v了🤔

Acronis系tib档的p2v还是非常简单的,简直可以用无脑来形容,点恢复,选择镜像,然后选择“恢复到新虚拟机”,在虚拟机格式里面选择vmware,然后就完事了(确信🤔当然在vmware那边需要做额外设置,比如操作系统得改成win10,内存加大点,cpu多给几个核心,然后虚拟化选项全选上🤔而且还可以整成兼容性10,毕竟最新版虚拟机降级到10之后会由于虚拟显卡驱动等问题导致完全没法开机,但这个p2v之后的镜像压根就没有任何vmware驱动,也许就能搞了🤔

为什么是vmware10而不是最新版?因为这个版本有最高的虚拟gpu性能(确信🤔后期版本可能显存啥的大点,但gpu性能反而下降了🤔

after p2v

第一次开机之后可能提示没有操作系统,我下了一个pe之后发现原来平板用的是uefi,但这个虚拟机用的是legacy bios🤔解决方案有两种,要么虚拟机改成uefi(改了发现还是没法启动,这说明平板的uefi和vmware的uefi不太一样,到时候还是得重建引导),要么将虚拟机的磁盘类型改回mbr,设置系统盘为活动分区,然后在dism++里面重建引导🤔

顺便在此吹一波USBOX,尽管这是个繁体中文的pe,但绝对不像discord聊天室里的那群繁体中文键政魔怔壬那般让人能得繁体中文ptsd,这个pe系统是我用过的功能最强大的pe系统,甚至还可以加载网络栈,绝对能治愈繁体中文ptsd🤔

启动之后我装了一遍vmware tools,然后发现它的网卡和显卡都没法正常运作,不要告诉我装vmware tools也得装旧版🤔我先试着将其调回最新兼容性,然后再找找看哪儿有10版本的vmware tools光盘吧🤔在我改回vmware16兼容性后,虚拟显卡是可以用了,至少窗口可以自适应变化了,但网卡还是不能用可还行🤔既然如此,直接卸掉当前版本的vmware tools,然后切换兼容性到10,再装10的vmware tools,现在至少显卡驱动恢复正常了,窗口能够自适应🤔同样,其他已经是16的虚拟机也可以用这种办法降级到10🤔

不过这个网卡驱动还真™蛋疼,将原来的网卡删了新建之后开机报错没有多余的pcie插槽,wiebitte?vmware workstation还能模拟pcie?改成所谓的vmxnet后开机是能开机了,但还是没驱动🤔

和kvm一样,vmware也可以模拟各种类型的虚拟网卡,但需要在vmx文件里面改🤔其中e1000是个pci接口的千兆网卡,e1000e是个pcie接口的千兆网卡,什么vmxnet就像kvm里的virtio一样,是半虚拟化有线网卡,效率应该比纯模拟的高,但肯定需要装驱动🤔

但我怎么总感觉这个acronis生成的vmx就是一坨屎,我要么新建个虚拟机然后迁移vmdk得了🤔在我新建一个虚拟机之后它终于有网上了,而且网卡是e1000e,也没有出现什么pcie报错的问题🤔现在还有一个蛋疼的地方,为什么acronis生成的虚拟磁盘是ide类型🤔

但无论如何,本次p2v基本上大功告成了🤔让我无端猜测下,这个虚拟机启动速度极其捉急,除了ide虚拟磁盘类型外,它还用了compact方式装的win10,也有可能导致启动速度延长🤔

thonk

在里面迫真玩了某款上古illusion游戏,没有出现像16里面那种鼠标指针飘移上天的问题,当然也许win10虚拟win7才会出现这种问题,但鬼知道🤔哪天我把几个win7虚拟机也降级到10试试🤔

另外我发现其实acronis的虚拟磁盘类型是可以改的,比如改成scsi,甚至可以调大小🤔它那玩意的默认兼容性是6.5,难怪问题挺多的,vmware还在6.5的时候连pcie都没出吧🤔所以直接新建虚拟机就完事了,p2v最难的也就是转虚拟磁盘,别的都好办🤔

bruh

然而我发现acronis生成的vmdk有一个非常严重的问题,它只能是多文件镜像,没法合并成单文件,甚至连虚拟机克隆都没法完成🤔看来,我得用另外一种方式来合并了🤔很简单,在那个虚拟机上启动liunx系统恢复盘,然后用cygwin的ssh来dd导出镜像,然后用比如starwind来转一次vmdk🤔

拉倒吧,cygwin的ssh没法用,那么我干脆创建一个新虚拟磁盘得了,比如格式化成ntfs,然后在那个linux系统的恢复盘里挂载,搞完后放那儿,再挂载到实体机🤔

wiebitte?

another way

最后我又想出一个办法,先用acronis生成redhat kvm的虚拟机镜像,我们都知道kvm镜像是没有任何格式的raw image,然后改扩展名为img,扔进那款starwind里面转vmdk就完事了🤔然后在vmware里面创建新虚拟机,虚拟磁盘那部分选择已有vmdk,再去折腾引导和装vmware tools,平板完美p2v🤔

jajajajaja

在寻找适合mipad2的最高win10系统时我突然发现mipad2无线网卡在新系统里没法用不是因为系统版本太新,而是因为在新系统里面它会自动将网卡驱动更新到一个新版本,这个新版驱动导致网卡没法用🤔所以我找到了它的旧版驱动(而且记住了这个版本号1.558.14.0,然后就可以在boardcom官网直接下了,不用非得降级到什么1509再自动更新驱动再升级啥的),然后在设备管理器里面强制安装了下,问题解决🤔这个平板的双频无线网卡终于可以用了,5GHz网络也能连,接下来我看闪屏问题怎么搞🤔但至少我不用重装系统了🤔

和一众寨板相比,mipad2居然用了boardcom的无线网卡,外加屏幕质量也是极其吓人的高,感觉硬件之外的品质仅次于富士通的了🤔当然我们都知道mipad2和同期的其他android平板一样享受到了苹果供应链的好处,现在开始想象苹果自己也开始将macbook做成平板(确信

其实我复活mipad2是为了将其作为Arduino刷机终端或者诸如此类的东西用🤔比如哪天我在某个电竞馆打游击的时候,肯定不会在那上面装个Arduino IDE来刷badusb对吧🤔

话说回来1⑨年的时候我买了一个富士通的应该是q507的平板,和mipad2配置差不多,4/64,结果大半年都没有发货,然后卖家突然回复了我,说东西没了🤔现在这个平板还有卖,而且还是450块钱,不过带根原装笔🤔好像还有一个只要300块钱的低配版q506,2+64,但不清楚有没有笔🤔还有一个刚出时卖四五千的2k分辨率平板,好像叫q584来着(这一款有3770的4+64和3795的4+128两款,现在全网卖的唯一一家3795款反而便宜,但我不敢买,因为据说电池有问题)🤔我不清楚这几款我到时候买哪个,但我是不是已经远远过了需要一个win10平板的时候?1⑨年我还可以随便去哪个大学自习,现在我只能待家里自习(迫真🤔

只能看真的开始电竞馆游击的时候,win10平板的需求会不会出现,mipad2会不会满足不了我的需求🤔再扫一眼我买的badusb套件明天才能邮寄过来,想想都蛋疼,说不定明天我就不想玩amber了呢🤔

话说回来我还是挺讨厌电竞馆的,更不想在那种鬼地方玩几个小时cuties impact🤔然而我目前组不出来第二套机子,至少缺一个电源(在这个矿潮的时候淘任何二手硬件都是灾难,上次在批乎上有人问我推荐sas阵列卡,我查了一下,比去年涨了五六倍价,这推荐个锤子啊,不过貌似机械键盘和win10平板倒是没涨价,但它们既不能impact cuties也没法接sas硬盘)🤔而且如果在家玩的话,开不了4k我大概也没有了玩的兴致,除非我再买个显示器🤔这个问题比badusb还要难办啊🤔

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amberthonk.21.05.28

这几天和群里某个amber主c愉快(迫真)讨论,也有了想入amber坑的想法🤔倒不是因为amber很萌,尽管说amber的确很萌🤔但我应该不会用自己的号玩amber🤔

只是想拿amber去打米忽悠株式会社或者meta魔怔壬的批脸,或者他们本来就是一条战线上的,因为如果没有那么多meta魔怔壬的话米忽悠的高价角色谁几把抽啊,一个kawaii amber chan就能从ar5一直打到ar114514🤔打法当然是用传说中的amber机关枪宏了🤔具体来说amber或者说这个游戏的射击机制有点问题,在瞄准模式后按两次r可以取消掉所有动画,当然cuties impact的所有动作动画或多或少都是可以取消的,但amber的取消动画在宏的加持下可以达到比如一秒十几发的射速,这样的话物伤流amber将成为绝对的dps,比什么diluc dps还要dps,绝对能打烂meta魔怔壬的批脸🤔

比如像这样:

或者像这样:

另外这个github项目有绝大多数cuties impact角色的宏,除了弓箭角色的机关枪宏外还有大剑角色的原地起跳劈砍宏,非常有意思🤔

问题来了,这是不是看起来有点像作弊了🤔而且我估计出于显而易见的原因米忽悠株式会社肯定会将其和其相关的程序(比如上面视频用的autohotkey)当作外挂处理🤔所以我们得研究下什么隐蔽点的开挂方法(大嘘🤔™打个二刺螈萌妹游戏都跟打游击一样,我就说过二刺螈帝国主义不是什么好东西🤔但这样的话,也许我们对印共毛的同志们能够产生更多共情(确信🤔

顺便来段迫真论证,印度米忽悠说:

  • 印度是三次元帝国主义最薄弱的一环,米忽悠株式会社是二刺螈帝国主义最薄弱的一环

  • 印度面对疫情只会装死,米忽悠株式会社面对舆情大概也只会装死,当然两者背地里都有些奇妙深刻的操作

  • 印度暂且有13亿没死完的人,米忽悠株式会社也有几千万暂时没弃坑的玩家,所以他们再烂也没法彻底完蛋

还好这从技术层面来说只不过是鼠标键盘输入而已,还真不是那种魔改内存和游戏数据的外挂🤔那么事情就变得非常好办了,直接搞个usb设备模拟一个鼠标键盘就好了🤔这种设备也有很多选择,我记得那种可以在学校打印店施展魔法的badusb就可以🤔而且badusb是可以装一个物理按键的,装上之后按一下它就能自动施展魔法,再按一下它就能停🤔当然badusb本身也有很多种类型,低端的是arduino,我之前还买过一个高端的badusb开发板,用来搞学校打印店的,不知扔哪儿去了🤔

除此之外还有其他一些设备选择,比如我看到一款一百多块钱的带按键设备,是badusb的集成解决方案(大嘘,到手只需要扔脚本进去就好了🤔还有一种双头usb玩意,是dnf圈子用的,一头接控制端,比如win10平板,一头接打游戏的电脑,然后在控制端跑ahk就完事了🤔

甚至某些罗技鼠标都能搞一些宏出来,但我可不太确定那些宏脱离了罗技的软件能不能跑,而且那只是一个鼠标,它却能按r键,在米忽悠株式会社的迫真反外挂系统那边看起来就非常假🤔找个badusb将自身模拟成罗技的无线接收器都比这个真一点,到时候还可以说(迫真)无线接收器本身就能同时接键盘和鼠标(大嘘🤔

总之,为了能使kawaii amber chan在dps方面橄榄diluc,我需要研究下这一系列解决方案,但目前看好badusb🤔然后我就可以去找个网吧,啊呸,电竞馆,接着打游击了🤔所以这™算是二刺螈印共毛?而且amber chan也是红色,所以干脆叫amber共产党(毛派)得了,简称安共毛(这名字™听起来比康米更像安壬可还行🤔

progress (hakushin

我刚上X宝搜了一下,现在无论基于arduino的badusb还是Teensy都没什么人买了,14年的时候这种玩意买的人还是挺多的🤔而且我看了那几款价格还是比较坑爹的,所以暂时不买了🤔但我发现esp8266和esp32也可以模拟鼠标键盘,而我最不缺的还真是这种板子,去年买了一大堆🤔现在,可以拿来玩玩了(确信🤔

thonk

刚在某个硬件blog随机看一些文章,发现里面有一篇usb2提速的,比如为什么理论传输速度高达(大嘘)60MB/s的usb2设备实际速度只有30MB/s到40MB/s,解决方法是装某个hotfix然后针对某一个usb2设备(需要提供pid和vid),在注册表里面将其所谓的maximum transfer size提升到2MB🤔而且我查了下,如果不改的话它只有64KB?敢情usb2跑不到60MB/s的理论速度就是因为每次传输的最大数据只有64KB,wiebitte?🤔那么这个问题对usb3也存在啊🤔

然后我上微软官网找到了一篇说明,里面果然说了这件事🤔貌似这个hotfix装完之后整个系统的usb驱动都变了🤔那么问题来了,为什么不默认2MB,是兼容性原因吗?🤔

bruh

在我折腾了11451.4秒后终于至少将m5stick折腾起来了,这玩意装个驱动真™麻烦,在装了两次之后才能被识别出来,接下来就好办了,刷了个uiflow🤔它那玩意作为wifi设备可以连接它的中转服务器还是啥来着,这样不用和开发机在同一个局域网里面才能往里面写代码了,搞了半天m5系玩意的高溢价原来用来干这个去了(赞赏🤔

但如果esp32想模拟usb设备的话,这个固件就没法用了,得装别的固件🤔具体来说无论是esp32还是esp8266,可以通过将其两个io口便乘usb的d+和d-来实现模拟usb外设的功能,就像esp32甚至可以模拟出视频输出来做fc模拟器🤔但这样的话不仅得焊接额外的玩意,而且成品也不是很雅观🤔更蛋疼的是,我那个esp8266的板子接口io感觉和官方版本完全不一样🤔我肯定更希望它能用板载usb就能实现模拟usb外设的功能,但无论是10块钱的esp8266板子还是60块钱的m5stick,它的usb口接的都是一个串口桥接芯片,所以它只能用来刷机(悲🤔

看来esp系模拟usb反正我是不想尝试了,我准备去走ATMEGA32U4系了,也就是所谓的badusb🤔ATMEGA32U4好像就是个usb微控制器,它可以做任何usb外设,从所谓的客制化usb机械键盘到badusb到我要搞的玩意🤔如果我没记错的话14年买的teensy 2.0貌似用的是这个,现在的teensy貌似用的是另外一款芯片🤔后来这个芯片用得更多的是Arduino Leonardo,难怪我后面听说Arduino这种便宜玩意都能玩badusb了🤔

但现在看来,无论是teensy还是Arduino还是我买的什么MCUBeetle都没什么人买了,因为我们都知道,现在流行(大嘘)的微型硬件是esp系🤔我都不太确定那玩意它有没有货🤔

除此之外我还买了几个鼠标的微动开关和机械键盘的轴,打算将它们当按钮用🤔毕竟如果这玩意真搞起来了,它会非常频繁地通过某个按钮来开启和关闭,那我肯定希望这个按钮按起来爽🤔

thonk2

我最后在1⑨年买的一堆电子产品里面找到了一个电路板,那时不清楚什么原因买的usb公母头和microb还有typec在同一块电路板上的玩意,更重要的是它引出了usb的四条线,这样我就可以在不用焊接的情况下将其引到esp8266或者esp32的io接口上了🤔鬼知道,反正我要是买badusb的话得好几天到,所以我可以接着折腾esp8266🤔

我记得上次刷micropython没刷上去,还是刷上去之后com终端连接不起来🤔但这次它却没有这些问题,我可以随便配置它了🤔尽管貌似还是没什么卵用,毕竟espusb那玩意不是micropython写的🤔micropython也许足以让它的几个io控制下led灯光的颜色啥的,但控制它的io输出usb协议的按键和鼠标点击还是不够🤔

bruh2

接下来我用Arduino ide在m5stick上面折腾了一顿所谓的ble-keyboard,搞了半天那玩意模拟了一个蓝牙键盘,难怪它只能跑在esp32上,因为只有esp32有蓝牙栈,esp8266只有wifi🤔

所以我写了一个按住home键开始执行宏松开后停止宏的玩意,本来准备写成按一次执行再按一次停止,但怎么写都达不到效果,所以只能这样了🤔等我写完才发现这玩意只能模拟键盘不能模拟鼠标🤔也许我可以把它那个模拟鼠标的库也引进来,然后我编译的时候发现它们居然能冲突🤔这也许是代码的问题(比如它们居然共享一个蓝牙栈,里面变量名字完全一样,这能编译通过就见™鬼了),但这更有可能是因为本来我就不能同时模拟一个蓝牙鼠标和蓝牙键盘🤔

在我能想办法将这两个库缝合起来之前,估计这事没法解决了🤔或者,也可以另辟蹊径(大嘘,用它的模拟蓝牙游戏手柄的库来模拟一个游戏手柄出来,然后也许就可以一次性搞定rar速射了🤔但cuties impact这游戏比较死板,如果检测到手柄它就没法用键鼠操作了,只能用手柄,这就非常坑爹了🤔

最终结论差不多是我还是得等badusb到🤔

我还看了其他一些解决方案,一个叫做tinyusb的包也能用io模拟usb,而且它好像能同时模拟多个usb设备,但我没法编译通过官方示例可还行🤔再说了m5stick的io接口和官方版esp32也长得不太一样,我可不确定它代码里面写的io能不能从m5stick里面引出🤔另外我在Arduino专用库里发现它集成了usb模拟鼠标和键盘的库,不清楚它们到时候会模拟成一个usb设备,还是两个usb设备?🤔鬼知道,反正它可以设置vid和pid就是了,我tm就不信mhyprotect2.sys不靠行为分析就能橄榄我的模拟键鼠🤔

recovery

我突然想复活以前用过的一系列win10平板了🤔首先复活的是mipad2,因为它最好复活了,拆机断开电池和主板的连接,再插上充电,再接电池,它就能继续充电了,不管之前放了一个月还是一年🤔接下来我便可以将其挂着用dism++备份了,不过dism++的备份比较奇怪,它在正式备份之前需要花很长一段时间扫描全盘,此时目标盘没有任何写入🤔

还有一个逗比魔方iwork11也复活了,初次开机花了10分钟🤔它和iwork7这种纯电子垃圾还是有点不一样的,比如它有dc输入,而我刚好找到了它的官配充电器,这样它才能复活🤔我记得那个平板从16年就在用了,一直用到1⑨年,板载usb已经被操烂🤔但我有一种神奇的所有口都是USB-A的hub,这样比如X米的普通数据线就能连接这个口和hub,根本不用otg线这种接口强度烂的离谱的玩意🤔不清楚为啥X米的数据线对这种烂接口居然有加成,这样我就可以对它也进行备份了(确信🤔

最后也许我可以把tbook16power也备份一遍🤔但备份mipad2最主要的目标是重装一遍系统,装个1509啥的,一方面会更流畅,一方面可以腾出大量空间,但最主要的是,在旧的win10系统下它那双频无线网卡才能恢复正常🤔

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metathonk.21.05.25

草,原来meta impact的meta是Most Effective Tactic Available的简称,我一直以为是metagaming的meta🤔不过想达成这个四单词简称的META,也得需要不是简称的meta-,比如上网查攻略,看内鬼爆料,甚至解包🤔无论哪种都符合“借助了游戏世界外的知识”的特征🤔而如果需要借助内鬼甚至请俄罗斯黑客(大嘘)入侵米忽悠株式会社来达成的话,这已经比meta-还要meta-了🤔

这样,也就解释了他们在meta之前加a(比如Genshin doesn't have a meta),因为它不是那个meta-词头,而是一个类似于专有名词的东西,当然可以加a了🤔

当然,不是所有人玩cuties impact都meta到魔怔,西方cuties impact社区的共识是waifu > meta🤔但在我那边它一直处于meta impact和cuties impact的叠加态,如果我抽到eula chan的话它就坍缩到meta impact,而如果我歪了刻晴的话它就坍缩到cutieskeqing impact(大嘘🤔

而现在既然meta的意思(在我的认知中)发生了变化,我大概明白为什么所谓的metaslave在cuties impact社区里面风评比野兽先辈还要臭了🤔因为他们就像国内语境里的强度党一样,只看角色的强度而忽略其他的任何东西,而且更要命的是他们会大肆乳某些不够meta的角色(主要是amber和刻晴),让这些角色对应的老婆党激怒🤔

但拒绝metaslave并非意味着这游戏就没法认真玩了,认真玩的结果就是所谓的theorycrafting,通过深度钻研游戏机制来开发玩法,最大化战力🤔但它的基础并不是追求某个角色或者某种武器这种肤浅的认识,而是对cuties impact的深入研究🤔非常有意思的是,西方世界最先搞theorycrafting的是keqingmains,估计这些玩家不小心抽到刻晴但也没法弃号跑路,所以只能钻研刻晴了🤔他们的成果之一便是长度堪比博士论文的Early-Mid and Endgame Guide to Keqing🤔而他们官网上第二第三分别是amber和albedo,都是因为不够meta而经常被乳的角色🤔

国内搞theorycrafting搞得最好的我记得是zhongli mains,尽管没写论文,但也做了很多视频🤔最近还在流行nopaimon玩法,就是开局不走paimon教程关,所以没法获取风元素和进行任何主线剧情,甚至都没法抽卡,主角只有普攻和物伤🤔他们现在已经进展到打通深渊3-3,然后通过bug传送到上次那个活动的剧情人物,从那里进入活动页面领取香菱🤔然后至少深渊5层及以上可以玩了,wl也可以升了(尽管由于不能飞,得用一种非常蛋疼的探索法🤔

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cloudflarebitte.21.05.22

又搞了点cloudflare antics🤔

cloudflare workers

上次不是搞了几个.pp.ua域名吗,外加cloudflare可以用这种域名,是时候彻底白嫖cloudflare了🤔

由于某种申必原因,我发现了一个phpdisk网盘,可以随便上传东西和下东西🤔别看它是phpdisk搭建的,但居然没有vip也没有任何限制,草🤔我们可以用cloudflare workers搞搞它🤔

addEventListener("fetch", (event) => {
  event.respondWith(
    handleRequest(event).catch(
      (err) => new Response(err.stack, { status: 500 })
    )
  );
});

async function handleRequest(event) {
    const { request } = event;
    const { pathname } = new URL(request.url);
    const fileid = Number(pathname.split("/")[1].split(".")[0]);

    if (fileid == 0){
        return fetch("https://a.certain.url/soushuresult.html")
    }

    const bruh = await fetch("http://www.soushu1.com/ajax.php", {
    "headers": {
        "User-Agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64; rv:89.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/89.0",
        "Accept": "text/plain, */*; q=0.01",
        "Accept-Language": "zh-CN,zh;q=0.8,zh-TW;q=0.7,zh-HK;q=0.5,en-US;q=0.3,en;q=0.2",
        "Content-Type": "application/x-www-form-urlencoded; charset=UTF-8",
        "X-Requested-With": "XMLHttpRequest",
        "Cache-Control": "max-age=0",
        "Referer": "http://www.soushu1.com/viewfile.php?file_id="+fileid,
    },
    "body": "action=load_down_addr1&file_id="+fileid,
    "method": "POST",
    });

    if (bruh.ok){
        data = await bruh.text();
        return fetch(data.split('"')[1], {
        "headers": {
            "User-Agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64; rv:89.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/89.0",
            "Accept": "text/plain, */*; q=0.01",
            "Accept-Language": "zh-CN,zh;q=0.8,zh-TW;q=0.7,zh-HK;q=0.5,en-US;q=0.3,en;q=0.2",
            "Content-Type": "application/x-www-form-urlencoded; charset=UTF-8",
            "X-Requested-With": "XMLHttpRequest",
            "Cache-Control": "max-age=0",
            "Referer": "http://www.soushu1.com/viewfile.php?file_id="+fileid,
        },
        "body": "action=load_down_addr1&file_id="+fileid,
        "method": "POST",
        });;
    } else {
        return "wiebitte?";
    }
}

和任何phpdisk搭建起来的网盘系统一样,无论访问ajax.php还是访问最终的文件都需要正确的请求头,不然不会出想要的结果(指解析出链接和下载文件🤔return fetch这个好理解,但我们需要fetch两次,第一次fetch出ajax.php返回的结果,并从里面提取出链接(bash风格提取🤔第二次才return fetch,让cloudflare中转那个文件🤔

所以我需要了解javascript里面fetch的用法🤔反正fetch和fetch结果里面的text方法返回的都是promise,我也不清楚是啥意思,反正前面加await就能取出结果就是了🤔就这样我随手撸出来一个给出文件id就能直接下载文件的玩意🤔那么接下来我们可以挑战discord drive了(大嘘🤔

顺便来一个彩蛋:将cloudflare workers搞的链接用mpv打开,居然能播放,但出于某种申必原因没有界面也没有进度条,这可真是太草了🤔其实是因为它不支持按照range请求文件,那就别想随便调进度了,也别想多线程了(悲🤔

所以拿这玩意存片子还行,但在线观看还是别想了(

bruh

我发现我之前申请的两个.pp.ua域名被光速橄榄,不是tcp reset就是ssl阻断,可真是太tm草了🤔但目测那个workers.dev还能用🤔你们可以去试下testproject.wiebitte.workers.dev/任意数字🤔

我后来发现准确点来说是整个.pp.ua都被橄榄了,甚至nic.pp.ua,草🤔

improved

我偶然发现这个phpdisk站有一个叫做rss的玩意,尽管rss现在是没人用了,但它有个功能是列举出30个这个站的最新资源🤔这样说不定可以拿它挖掘出这个站的所有资源🤔

然后我读了下这个rss.php的源码(话说官网的最新源码比这个站的还要旧,我最后在github上找到一个),发现这个php里面最新的30个资源是通过sql语句写死的,所以没法拿这个php来遍历全站了🤔

但至少我们可以从这里搞到这个站当前最大的文件id,然后手工从1开始递增遍历🤔从网页里面可以挖掘出文件的各种信息,然后搞一个本地的数据库🤔甚至都不需要是个sql数据库,一个文本文件就可以了🤔由于它新增文件只会有更大的文件id,出现新文件只需要往这个文件后面追加,甚至可以写成cronjob🤔然后再写另外一个cronjob来对这个文件进行处理,先用tac颠倒一下,删除里面不存在的文件,然后对里面的每一项加上html标签,再输出成html,然后在上面的workers脚本里面,当发现fileid为0时直接输出这个html就好了,岂不美哉🤔

刚试了一把awk神器,比for循环处理每一行效率高出了114514倍🤔awk最适合处理这种每行都是用固定分隔符分割开的结构化(迫真)数据了🤔

thonk

在我看了下最新文件列表后,我发现这个phpdisk站原来是一个叫做搜书吧的小说站用来存小说的资源站,就像moopan是ddg的资源站一样🤔比如它们logo的字体都是同一个🤔narohodo🤔

bruhfei

草,在我折腾了两天之后,那个站直接502关站大吉了,草的批爆🤔看来它的网管哪怕只有小学文化水平,也大概知道它的站发生了啥事吧(确信🤔等等,现在是上午4点(大嘘),我更倾向于认为就是那个站崩了,等重启吧(

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impactus tertius part 03.21.05.20

00: preamble

it's been THREE months since the last two chapters. i was supposed to write this shit at least one chapter per week, and it looks like it's impossible to reach, for all kinda reasons. but now at least i was freed from the utter obsessions of metagaming after keqing incident, and started to view things differently, not just cuties impact, but all of things.

and it's three months passed and i kinda came up with some new plot ideas. first of all i've encountered some high school suicide or attemped suicide events (hakushin, that actually could be a theme that can be included into a high school themed fic like this one. besides, the causes of high school students' suicide or such thoughts are complicated in nature, giving a perfect oppotunity for whatever future tech that protag had to use in here.

and thus, the application of future tech into mental problems has given the protag a shade of humanitarian side, that might form one part of his characteritics. and more importantly, since i had hakushin psychological trainings (most of which were forgotten), i kinda believe one of the major steps of either so called suicide preventions, or other type of psychological consulting, is to have empathy with the clients, and the protag would soon learn to do that using his future tech. but the same kinda techniques would also be used on the other aspects of his life, like how he would deal with his enemies, from normal human to opposition agents.

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bruhkeqing.21.05.18

草,cuties impact这游戏的池子简直有毒,抽个eula结果出刻晴🤔当然不是说刻晴就不萌或者不好用,但我是冲着eula来的,不然我早在刻晴池子就出了🤔我感觉最近是不是有点抽卡抽魔怔了,所以米忽悠株式会社决定在耗掉我90%的原石之后,给我个刻晴冷静一下(大嘘🤔至于米忽悠株式会社到底有没有在人工干预我的抽卡进程,我估计只能等哪天俄罗斯黑客真的黑了米忽悠株式会社,然后扒下所有服务器端代码才能知道了🤔

话说为什么是俄罗斯黑客?因为像美国和晋国这样的法律迫真完善的it带国,怎么能容忍黑客橄榄他们自己的迫真it产业呢?只有像俄罗斯这种自己的it产业顶多做到自给自足的it小国(大嘘,才能容忍黑客橄榄别国的迫真it产业🤔不过黑客与否,俄罗斯的it技术还是很硬的,至少前苏联的数学底子在那里,nginx和telegram都是俄罗斯产品,就是市场规模有点小而已,毕竟绝大多数it业其实都是变相的金融业或者广告传媒业啥的,这些方面俄罗斯都不占优势🤔

现在好了,我大概只剩下1616个原石了,这个数字听起来就挺™讽刺的,这让我想到高中时玩一只叫做思思的北极熊(大嘘)的梗,2^64是多少?18446744073709551616🤔或者那时闲的蛋疼用最多10位的计算器算这个20位数,无非就是将一个乘法运算拆成四个乘法和三个加法🤔顺便一提2147483647也是个迫真二进制数,2^31-1,也就是31个1(确信🤔

后来我发现刻晴怎么看都比eula萌得多,meta的话,搞不好我基本上可以告别metagaming了(确信🤔但另外一方面,如果我如愿抽到了eula,目前的账号已经构成稳定的rosaria/diluc体系了,换eula/diluc就会变好起来?eula好像是专精物伤,和那个冰伤倍率逆天的甘雨完全是两码事🤔但我在另外一个账号上试过甘雨和diluc不见得比rosaria配合得更好🤔

总体而言,哪怕我不碰深渊,这游戏我也meta得有点魔怔了,魔怔到哼哼砸进去50还是60抽来着,像几个月之前我一个池子能抽20下就很不错了🤔现在有了刻晴,我觉得可以真的冷静一下了,比如在上三个主c的情况下看刻晴卖萌,然后跳过接下来三个池子🤔

或者我可以通下人物剧情关?我记得那些关卡已经从mona积压到了eula🤔但问题还是这游戏剧情有个锤子意思,还不如meta(大嘘🤔

diluc = eula theory

  1. diluc是大剑角色,eula也是大剑角色
  2. diluc普攻的最后一招是单手砸,eula也可以单手挥舞大剑
  3. diluc是所谓的t0级主c,eula目前看来也会便乘t0级主c
  4. diluc是X风骑士团的编外人员,而eula的家族曾经是X风骑士团的橄榄对象,迟早有一天eula chan也会(由于政治正确的原因)被驱逐出去便乘编外人员
  5. diluc是提瓦特世界万千少女的意淫对象(点名donna),eula也是万千meta impact玩家的意淫对象(大嘘
  6. diluc有着成熟的第二性征(大嘘),eula看起来就像有成熟的第二性征(确信
  7. "no one knows how to accompany diluc better than eula chan"

话说回来我一直以为diluc和琴酱是一对(大嘘,现在看来琴酱大概可以去和荧酱贴贴了,eula chan才是diluc的共轭伴侣🤔从meta的角度来说,我测试过所有的冰系角色,只有eula chan可以在只上一个冰系角色时,让diluc的三次e都打出melt,而且只需要两个角色交替e(确信🤔当然eula chan自己就能造成极高的物伤,而且这在1.5泄露客户端里就得到验证了🤔但我做梦都想不到的是diluc的最佳冰系搭档,居然是个五星的冰系主c,草死🤔我估计只有冰法,也就是不知什么时候会出的la signora才能和在diluc的最佳搭档方面超过eula chan🤔

果然,diluc是个不好伺候的角色,难怪我在的胡桃群里对这个角色的评价是:只有抽歪了才会去练的角色🤔不过,在这游戏已经无限期从diluc impact便乘keqing impact的当下,我现在已经懒得管meta不meta了,没有eula chan我的diluc基本上别想meta了,更别说万年41/141🤔当然现在我也许玩刻晴玩得好,但等它下次再出个像X相交响曲这样的阴间活动(其实上个活动也挺阴间的,我宁肯玩114514次躲猫猫也不想进domain),我估计还是会去问候一遍米忽悠株式会社全体员工的妈🤔

thonkeqing

当然玩meta impact还是避免不了meta的,甚至在我玩刻晴的时候也避免不了🤔其实刻晴很容易就能达到其他c达不到的80/154双暴数据,此时攻击只有不到1500,但e伤害已经到了6000多🤔而且meta impact这游戏最容易强行提升的数值还真是攻击,吃个鸡块都能上320还是340来着🤔更别说六星真神可以一次性加个850啥的🤔我算了一下装备三星武器和某个白值最高的四星武器后刻晴的攻击居然只差150,所以不用非得带个什么四星商店兑换武器啥的🤔当然那个武器在橄榄三个敌人后(打鸟也算橄榄敌人)可以加一堆攻击,但还是那句话,我当时兑换错了🤔总结下来刻晴尽管没有meltdiluc或者更多人练的vapediluc那么猛,但反正比fischl chan猛多了🤔fischl chan大概得c6才能玩起来爽🤔

另外和别的c不同(大嘘),刻晴是需要充下花的,多出来的hp还是有点用的,比如受到小伤之后hp不会那么快降到90%以下,当然吃了大伤害后它无论如何都会降到90%以下,此时只能吃东西了🤔所以hp越高,浪费的食物就越少(确信🤔当然我是压根就没资源充花,不然diluc肯定能超越41/141🤔

thonkyun

我意外发现重云/diluc组合还是比较好用的,如果节奏掌握好的话比eula/diluc好用很多🤔重云甚至只需要某款减cd武器,拉都不用拉,出来放个e就完事了,接下来如果diluc练度足够高的话,光打冰伤都能当冰c用(大嘘🤔但打melt我测了下,先n后e的情况下,diluc也能打三次melt🤔只不过从n1e得便乘n2e甚至n3e,它对按e的时间要求倒是没有eula/diluc那么高🤔最恼火的是敌人可能先挂了火,此时恐怕只能掏出4vv砂糖酱来灭火了(大嘘🤔不过我还没尝试过重云和rosaria组双冰,哪天试下🤔

总结下,meltdiluc不是很需要一个五星冰,除了甘雨外的五星冰作为冰来源都烂的批爆,eula chan是打核爆物伤的,77大概是个只有开挂才能变成cryopunk2077的萌妹,最强的冰源居然是开局送的kaeya🤔另外一方面我的diluc也是垃圾得不行,我头一次看见在重云/diluc组合里只打出了1500,现在我不玩meltdiluc了,改玩刻晴北斗了🤔

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thonk.21.05.16

突然翻出我的些旧手机把玩了下🤔xzp到现在还剩一半电,甚至连google play都能随便用,当然上面的v2节点列表早就是不知啥时候的了,但我可以从主力机上面拷一个🤔

另外一台z1 compact就没这么幸运了,怎么充电都充不了,奇怪的是对电池测试电压显示还有点电压,但它就是充不了电🤔这个问题总体来说是好解决的,因为z1c其实比xzp好换电池多了,我前后换过三四次,而且更重要的是,如果电池正常的话,z1c可是能磁吸充电的,而xzp不能,所以它们都坏掉了usb,但一个换电池后还能苟,一个就只能无限期吃灰了(确信🤔

当然对电池直接进行充电肯定是可行的,而且我对xzp做过一次,利用两根极细的铜线卡在电池和主板的连接处,然后将这两根铜线引进dc55,再接任何类型的锂电池充电器🤔但这样的话内阻不就高的批爆了吗,实测充十多小时才能充到70%(其实是因为它的充电截止电压不是4.2V,而是4.35V),字面意义上的梦回20年前🤔而且充电慢还不是最大的问题,每次这么搞之前需要花掉半小时卡那两根铜线才是最大的问题🤔

当然20年前的什么锂电池万能充就是这个速度,我记得那天我到处去找这种锂电池万能充,因为它的设计也许可以夹住那个电池接口的正负极,但夹住之后难道我就不能引出线接我的现代锂电池充电器了吗🤔反正那天我找了全城都没找到,所以最后还是去拿铜钱搞了🤔

这次我干脆买了几个什么芯片测试夹,这种东西通常是用来夹焊在pcb板子上的芯片引脚的,夹个电池针脚应该一点问题都没有🤔当然就像索尼的相机一样,索尼的手机也可以做拿主板当快充充电器的事情,不过相机我本来就有两个全好的,但为了给xzp的电池快速充电再买个xzp对我来说还是太奢侈了🤔我更希望看到的东西其实是电池针脚转dc55,这样我不就可以直接插充电器,然后让xzp便乘24小时开机的玩意了吗🤔再装个远程桌面啥的,开一个远程android调试器🤔

另外我的psvita也早就失去了usb充电的能力,但它的电池只有两根线缆,所以我直接拨开里面的铜芯bypass🤔我那边有比较粗鄙的夹子转dc55,直接夹住充电,爽的批爆🤔然而哪怕z1c我还有动力让它重新开机,但psvita我感觉有若干年没拿出来玩过了🤔

keepthonk

终于我买的几块电池到了,ba603换电池后效果非常好,以前待机都能一天没电,现在待机一天也只消耗10%,当然我发现它开机的时候耗电高达1A,看来现代应用还是挺折腾它那块膏通200系soc的🤔

另外z1c的电池也换上去了,这机子能正常开机,但它的充电速度好像有点慢,u表测得一个5V/0.4A,wiebitte?🤔

然而我的电池夹子还是啥玩意来着还没到,不然我其实可以直接对电池充电🤔估计等夹子那套能稳定供电之后,我就可以玩儿xzp了,它主板上的电池座刚好是个凸出的形状,也许可以用夹子夹住接4.2V的dc供电🤔

.pp.ua

我这几天准备注册几个便宜域名作cloudflare用,.xyz是便宜但续费价格高得离谱🤔然后我在另外一个域名价格比较网站(domcomp不支持在所有域名之间排序,但那个可以)上看到了一个叫做.pp.ua的域名,只要0.75美元,而且续费也是这个数🤔这名字看起来简直像freedns里面的那坨免费二级域名(也是xx.xx),但freedns里面的玩意可没法在cloudflare上用🤔所以我顿时怀疑它是所谓的顶级域名吗🤔

所以我查了下,发现它和.com.cn一样,是乌克兰的cctld下的用来个人建站的gtld🤔而且更加生草的是,它是完全免费的,甚至不像以前流行的.tk一样建站一段时间后直接收回🤔只不过唯一需要注意的是,它要填电话号码的话需要填一个真实号码,不然到时候激活的时候就没办法了🤔

理论上来说它会往那个号码里面发送短信,但我没收到短信🤔所以我试了第二种激活方法,用telegram🤔拿相同的电话号码注册telegram,然后用上面的bot获取激活码,再在它的某个页面激活🤔这样的话,这个域名就可以用了,接下来填进cloudflare也能支持,然后改nameservers,搞定🤔

你甚至都不需要拥有一个hosting或者vps才能白嫖cloudflare🤔通常来说就像我去年写的玩意一样,它是用来搞backblaze的,关键词:cname大法🤔当然,我搞这玩意是用来连一些只能用ip访问的网站的,这样它既能有个域名也能避免暴露ip,甚至可以给它加上完全不存在的ssl(当然,假设cloudflare和那台服务器之间是安全的,内容不会被fbi查水表🤔一个典型的例子,某些国人开设的成人网站是可以ip访问的,而且由于某些申必原因没有开ssl(等等,纯ip网站有个锤子的ca,就算搞ssl也只能self-signed了🤔

还有一个更冷的知识,cloudflare不仅支持代理80和443,还支持一些极少数的非标准端口🤔

bruhsette

我试了下那个芯片夹子,发现由于某些申必原因,它根本夹不住,更别说持续充电了🤔所以我得想别的法子🤔

比如我尝试将z1c的那个电池拆了,发现它就是一个带芯片的电池保护板上面点焊了一个普通的聚合物锂电池🤔这样就好办多了,比如我把那个聚合物锂电池拆掉,焊上两条导线接dc55,我不就可以实现连续供电了吗🤔当然我不是很想对xzp的原装电池这么做,但某宝上能买到的兼容电池,全都是这么折腾的🤔包括什么索尼相机的虚拟电池,都是保护板(或者他们叫做解码板)直接导线引出🤔只不过虚拟电池这种东西没人在手机上做而已🤔

另外一方面也可以绕过保护板,直接对电池部分连接dc55充电🤔倒不是非得绕过保护板不可,但问题是直接对插手机主板上那个电池接口充电不是个好主意,那玩意太小了,小到完全是个pcb排线那么小🤔我之前尝试的方案是想办法塞两条细线进去,现在看来这个主意实在是太蛋疼了🤔

而且和z1c不同,xzp的电池极其难拆,它直接粘在了框架上,我也许基本上可以放弃折腾它的主意了🤔

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allesganging

wiebitte.21.05.15

刚看了一个非常生草的新闻,就在成都49中跳楼事件之后,一群说着普通话还拿着某种花的废物装作本地人聚集在学校门口开始他们的表演(确信🤔

然而,没有人认为他们是本地人,所以他们肯定是某国或者某约派来搞颜色革命的,从全国各个地方(主要是广州,因为他们在说广普,据说还有当场提行李的,太草了)赶到成都,由于他们连川普都不会说,这几乎不存在第二种可能性🤔所以这算是颜色革命翻车吗?🤔如果这算翻车的话,应该是我从小到大见到的第一次翻车的颜色革命,而且更生草的是,这群废物翻车的原因,居然是成都极高的方言浓度,草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草

现在看来,一个方言浓度极高的地方还是有点好处的,不仅让外地人看起来像外国人,让外国人看起来像外国人,甚至外国人的狗现在看起来都像外国人,因为他们都不可能成为当地方言的native speaker,进而影响他们的普通话风格🤔我下次再也不黑蜀国了(确信🤔

不过话说回来,看某国doggo的颜色革命翻车始终是个巨型乐子,毕竟颜色革命是114514%第三世界人民痛苦的来源,它偶尔翻个车总算能乐一乐了🤔但很明显,操刀这次颜色革命的人员业务水平烂的批爆,连最基本的目标情报搜集都没做,语言关都搞不定,可见某国的国力是一天不如一天了,尽管用来打舆论战和颜色革命的钱没少花,但效果却连他们的基建都不如了🤔以后这样的翻车案例会越来越多,哪怕晋国在舆论战方面连抗日时期的国民党都不如,在自家主场几十年如一日地躺平任操,但很明显对面貌似也操不太动了,感觉就像抗战末期躲碉堡里饿肚子的日军一样🤔那问题来了,既然国军和日军陷入了迫真战略僵持,八路在哪里?谁出来找这群强弩之末的乐子,找完乐子把它们扬了?🤔

顺便既然这是allesganging频道,如实论述事实怎么够呢,我要黑屁几句🤔american pedophile and spiritual alabamaian joe pussyden sent his pedosexual doggos to infiltrate chengdu, only to get rekt since they couldn't even speak chuanpu🤔they are hammer chengdu locals, they are american doggos🤔反正美国人毫无根据地骂人pedophile都快成他们的insulting 101了,我只是便乘了一次美国民俗而已(大嘘🤔等等,批登真的是炼铜术士,而且尽管他和12岁萝莉的性爱视频还没流出,但他和外孙女舌吻的视频可是到处都有的,我貌似没有在黑屁🤔当时我还特意去查了下,好像alabama还没出过总统,只出过一个长期重病连就职仪式都只能在古巴举行的副总统,所以批登只能算精神阿拉巴马人了🤔

参考文献(大嘘

关于49中门前示威的视频,好巧不巧,我当时就在现场。看到这视频觉得好笑,又笑不出声。好笑是因为,分裂势力居然动作这么快又开始有组织有预谋地煽动民情、“贼喊捉贼”。笑不出声是因为本来已经够可怜的死者和父母,还要被这样利用来黑自己的政府和国家。现在我就来为大家 #还原真相昨天是周二,也就是视频中显示的时间。学生都在上课,可49中门外已经聚集了一群年轻人,根本不知是不是学生,白天一直没有动作,还有一个女生手提行李箱,大概是刚从外地赶来还来不及check in. 天色渐渐变暗,吃完晚饭出来散步的围观群众多起来。这群人开始井然有序地一边鼓掌吸引目光,一边领取准备好的白色鲜花。然后一群人开始训练有素地高喊口号“真相、真相…”,有专人从各角度拍摄此场景。此时围观群众更多,警察、保安也高度警惕。突然这群人中有人开始挑衅警察,警察反击,然后这群人开始高喊“警察打人了”。看到这里,我真的笑了,多么熟悉的套路!制造警民冲突,这不就是这群组织在香港的一贯作法吗!果然是“训练有素”👍可惜呀,大家别忘了。这里不是香港,这里是成都!成都人示威的style完全唔系咁样😂先说手拿鲜花吧。我们成都人示威不会这么有情调好吧,别说是鲜花,假花都不会拿,我们只会拿大瓶矿泉水。因为四川人真的会往死里喊,嗓子会好废,需要大量喝水。哦对,组织者还会准备锣鼓。以四川人火辣的性格,吸引注意力怎么可能鼓掌,必须要敲锣打鼓呀,必须是把附近几十条街的住户都震出来呀!从这点就看出,组织者对四川民情可以说一无所知,很可能都是外地来的。再说口号吧。标准普通话!有没有搞错!这里是四川诶,我们喊口号都是用四川话好吧!就算必须要用普通话,也是川普,怎么可能这么标准的普通话!这点是这场假示威最失败的一点,根本就不接地气好吗😂。参考香港,示威你们都知道喊广东话,为啥到了四川不突击一下四川话呢,又不是很长的口号,就两个字而已,学起来有很难吗?哎真为你们感到惋惜👎最后说说挑衅警察吧。其实从警察一出现我就预计到会有这么一出情节。所以我一直紧盯警察附近的示威者。果然,清楚看到其中两位男青年去推搡一位女性学校负责人,然后警察上前保护该女士,根本没有碰到的镜头前一些人自动倒地,然后镜头疯狂拍摄。得了,他们想要的警察打人视频有了。这套路真的再熟悉不过了,在香港上演了几千几万次。可以看出这些组织的培训教材还是比较一致的,也不会有太多花样,一招闯遍天下。至此,这出闹剧我已经不想看了,坐朋友车离开了。然后如我所料,这些视频开始在外网疯狂传播,有人专门在评论区带节奏,然后出现“中国人权”这种tag。有人说,如果一个地区的群众容易被煽动,恰恰是因为他们善良、充满正义感。而反动势力抓住了他们的这个优点也是弱点来拨乱反正。我很欣慰昨天没有群众加入他们,也许是因为他们的表演太假,不接地气,群众无法融入,但这一次,他们利用到可怜的孩子和家长,却没有利用到成都群众的善良和正义,也是唯一值得欣慰的事

ref. 某条批乎评论,忘了哪儿的了,石锤翻车

https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/371897562 点草阴谋论

https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/371556561 迫真理客中惨遭meta analysis点草(上次我在批乎看到meta analysis大法还是那个出了名的反犹主义者y.x通过neil chan的背景解读跳楼2剧情的时候),114514人怀疑他是个锤子的高三学生,当然评论区里还有些更有意思的玩意,比如前成都领馆的领事夫人的某个姬友也加入了这场活动,到底是自带干粮还是拿了些钱,我暂且蒙古

https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/371854662 草,指望颜色革命搞996可真是太草了,晋国默许996如果是在打迫真社会主义的脸的话,某国搞晋国996岂不是在打资本主义的脸,让他们自己国家的共运整起来?🤔

话说回来为什么中修建制派学者一天到晚在那儿担心美国打所谓的马恩牌,这种事情发生的概率比美国突然发动核战的概率还要低好不好🤔美国哪天能打出马恩牌了,那差不多意味着美国便乘了一共甚至三共,地球上哪有这么好的事?这基本上算是共运大胜利了好吧(确信🤔

t o i l e t n a m s t y l e🤔

草死

叫你不学川普

https://www.zhihu.com/question/459211214/answer/1884571326 其实在更大的战场上,他们还是比较专业的,就像国军在/z/本投降前一天还在失地一样,只不过在成都翻车了🤔但无论如何,翻车就是乐子,更何况是在ground zero翻的车,哪怕再专业,现在也只能撤退了🤔

然而他们这次真的太愚蠢了,这次校门聚集基本相当于“中国北方人”直接往国安门上撞 ,而且估计他们也没有想到,即使舆情被引爆到如此地步,国民对ZF和党的信任依然秒杀对他们的信任,所以半点水花都激不起来。
而且这次事件还给了绝大多数人一个教训,大大削弱了这些颜革者的影响力,使得未来他们想挑事变得非常困难,除非抓住了“完美”的负面舆情。
引起警觉的还有他们拙劣的表演,比如说想殴打校门口的老师,被阻拦后就撒泼大喊“警察打人”,结果没想到围观者无人响应,只是把它们当小丑看,前两天不少当地人在微博上提到这件事。

评论摘选(确信🤔当然我觉得最愚蠢的部分还不是什么举花,而是不会说川普🤔

发生颜色革命的国家是他们本身国家治理一塌糊涂人心思变才有颜革的土壤,我们的国家治理能力有目共睹而且每个人都因此受益,在可预见的将来都无需过度担心颜色革命会在内地爆发失控(香港例外),甚至我们欢迎美国拨经费给带路党一来创造就业二来可以促进当地消费机票住宿康乃馨都是gdp啊!今天有一张图说是大数据显示511晚上港台护照飞成都多了49中附近住宿也多了,如果是假的我们不用怕,如果是真的我们更不用怕了!

实在是草,这么臭的gdp还有什么创造的必要吗,驱逐出境,请(无慈悲🤔当然,按照这个迫真理论,作为各种ngo的中心,成都旅游业里有个位数百分比的gdp恐怕是这群某国狗子创造的吧(大嘘

说明操作这些的领导者排斥后加入其组织的大陆皈依者啊,否则摆花圈才显得真实,使劲挤进人家的圈子,结果人家还看不起

:paimonthonk:

留学生那个谣言极其荒谬。现在留个学什么的,省吃俭用一点任何成都重庆的工薪家庭都拿的起。外加能搞定公检法的人竟然要杀人去争夺留学机会。造这个谣言的人绝对是长期没有生活在中国,对中国的印象停留在15-20年前。本来说什么颜色革命,境外势力我还不信。看了这个谣言,真是的,反常识,绝对是境外势力。

:thonkeqing:

https://www.zhihu.com/question/459211214/answer/1885730452 某国训练有素的舆论战攻击还是栽在了对当地方言的不了解上🤔

https://www.zhihu.com/question/459211214/answer/1884317053 专业团队.jpg

https://www.zhihu.com/question/459211214/answer/1884916837 thonks

https://www.zhihu.com/question/459211214/answer/1884799845 到底谁™在游击而谁™在被动应对🤔

https://www.zhihu.com/question/459211214/answer/1884982370 就和那些跑去49中门口的不知哪儿来的垃圾玩意一样,toiletwan壬也犯了遣词造句的最低级错误,然后翻车,看来某国人的钱真™好赚(确信🤔

https://www.zhihu.com/question/459211214/answer/1884963585 thonks

https://www.zhihu.com/question/459211214/answer/1886075550 deepthonks

顺便提一嘴,在某个被我安排爆破(鬼知道成不成功)的批乎答案里面,有壬居然妄想用宗教方式劝阻别人自杀,看得我实在是不知该生草还是该升血压🤔现在是哪一年了来着?无论是49中的这个高二学生,还是我之前提到的alex kun,他们选择自杀还不是因为缺乏社会支持,和自身的心境障碍因素?🤔不给他们恢复社会支持,解决他们面临的实际问题(当然我指的不是逼迫那个妹子接受他,而是开导他再找一个),和他的家长一块进行那个在心理咨询里面叫什么来着,group therapy,却妄图拿各种宗教诅咒已经惨死的这些人下地狱,怎么说呢,死妈神棍果然缺乏和任何人的共情能力,如果让那个垃圾玩意便乘那个高二学生或者alex二选一感受上个114514秒,我™倒想看下它会不会接着这么想🤔这么屑的新保守主义垃圾壬还有什么在批乎上黑屁的必要呢,爆破答案,请(🤔

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der mihoyogang.en.21.05.13

某篇米忽悠黑屁文的的直球翻译(确信,用了google translate+人工校对,当然主要是看google translate翻译我满篇黑话的玩意准确度有多高🤔实测大概只有40%左右,除了它没法识别出我喜欢拿thonk emoji当标点符号的习惯外,它也没法识别出里面绝大多数的专有名词和黑话(也算专有名词)🤔需要在语法层面大改的只有那么两三次🤔

另外,如果接下来的东西行文风格非常奇怪的话,那是因为我基本上不会改它翻译后的东西,除非它翻译的实在是太烂了,意思都是错的🤔

好了,正文

The reason why "der paimongang" is not used as title, is that the reason Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha was -ganged, no, almost demolished this time, really has nothing to do with Cuties Impact.

When I heard this news in a small chatroom where Cuties Impact was often discussed, my first reaction was that a furious redneck meta player thought the meta was so hard, that he traveled across the ocean to assassinate Mihoyo bosses, only to be arrested by FBI, as the link was written about Genshin Impact anyway. After looking at the news carefully, It's Honkai 3rd? Now I know what really happened, in a matter of milliseconds.

And actually this incident can be said to be funny af. It has been going on for more than a month, and reached its climax in the last few days with the hakushin apology of Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha (oouso.

ass ass in (hakushin

As early as last month, someone showed 4chan style terrorism on Tieba, forgotting that the biggest difference between Tieba and 4chan is that Tieba is totally not anonymous (oouso:

Rough translations: "I'm nothing but a piece of trash, with nothing to care and even AIDS, but you Mihoyo are different, had made more than enough money. Now I'm already in Xuhui District (a certain district in Shanghai where Mihoyo headquarters might be in), having two bottles of gasoline prepared, and two boxes of incendiary bombs made by beer bottles, and happen to have a mortgaged Wuling. I've stated here, if you Mihoyo won't delete all of bunny girl videos or speeches in all platforms including YouTube, and apologize publicly, I will light your building up in April 5th, promised. The bunny girl crap has been going for like one mmonth, players are all ragequitting, I've been waiting for official response but I could only see them pretending death. This time is not like other times, I really can't stand these pretty characters in sexual poses. That's all I could say, the employees should be taking naps at noon, right? If I ram into your company's front door, I might be able to ram one or two of these receptionists to death, they should have had good life, but it's all over. If you don't believe, you can totally wait for April 5th, and watch these receptionists die. "

Wait, is he really saying "I had AIDS"? What kind of possessed arsehole is he? To be honest, if he really had AIDS, he shall go to Africa to get HIV-2147483647 instead. Besides, do you think Mihoyo is rich enough to rent the entire building? Your car has to fly to its floor before you can ram Mihoyo's receptionists instead of receptionists of other companies (convinced.

Of course, nothing happened on 5th (or something happened, for example, the server room of u2 caught fire and was brutally distinguished, and it started two painful weeks of u2 offline). After all, just like the Cover = Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha theory I earlily mentioned, Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha could only pretend its death at this time, and it is said that it has been pretending death for a month, how could a copypasta that couldn't get FBI's attentions even posted on 4chan end their pretending death? But I couldn't imagine that someone really bought two knives half a month later, travelled from Foshan to the headquarters of Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha to assassinate Mihoyo bosses. According to the US laws, this is called "interstate transportation of a firearm with intent to commit an offense" (convinced. Of course, because Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha was cyberbullied everyday, and some people even ran to their building to post banners, they had already called the police, or (I think it is more likely) that the fake arse assassin did not take any protective measures to buy knives online. It has already attracted the attention of a certain department that's monitoring the internet 25 hours a day, foiling this amateur assassinations. Wherever there were several extreme Honkai 3rd players who are also skilled in Hitman series, I guess Mihoyo bosses were already assassinated.

Of course, I definitely don't want them really assassinated, otherwise I would have no cuties to impact in the future (convinced🤔

The funny point is that the assassination is actually one of the few languages that Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha could understand. After this incident, Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha privatized the Honkai 3rd bunny girls youtube video, and canceled the bunny girl event on the global Honkai 3rd server in a speed of light (maybe not that speed of light, there is a saying that they wait until the global Honkai 3rd server's event to end). This move has caused extreme dissatisfaction among Western players, because this was originally their third anniversary event, and then it just disappeared (maybe there is some kinda skin or something, almost equivalent to Cuties Impact kfc wings removed from the local server due to the redneck assassin's failed assassination attempts). And regardless of whether the quality of this event is outright rubbish or not, with the rebellious (oouso) spirit of anti-communitsts, these bunch of retards flattered the low quality bunny girl event into the sky, and left 114514 racist comments on reddit, as usual. With such a bunch of retards, Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha can also feed shit into global server just like local server, or even more shit, for example, a video of more than one minute and a galgame plot of less than 10 minutes can make Western players think that it is the supreme reward of their Mihoyo daddy, ueber funny. I read 1145.14 comments, none of them mentioned the true nature of the extreme players in the local server, all their rants are either shittalking ccp or shittalking players on local server, no wonder anti-Mihoyo united front does not exist, and Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha can do whatever they want in both servers anyway. Or the local server is a little better, at least after assassination attempts, they are hakushin forced to concede and give away (at least in term of whales' per capita consumptions) irrelevant gacha items, global server players can't even realize their demands, too weak.

paimonthonk

The time for my favorite "how to rate xxx" has come again (oouso. What the fuck is this incident caused by the epic troll Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha? What is wrong with that bunny girl video? Why does Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha make it and what did they think about making it? And of course, why can't the extreme Honkai 3rd fans tolerate this video that they have been -ganging Mihoyo for a month, even reach the point of assassination attempt? 🤔

And then we'll try to answer these questions.

First, video appreciation (oousu:

As a Meta Impact player who has never played Honkai 3rd, what is the look and feel of this video to me? In my opinion, at least its soundtrack is too tasteless, and it is not clear that it is the 720p resolution of this video after re-uploading (the original video might have 4k version, but it is now privatized), or something else, caused me to feel that its production level is not very good. Is this thing fucking outsourced? I remember that Honkai 3rd did have several videos showing off their magic modification technology on Unity engine, which was made by Mihoyo themselves. In short, the quality of this third anniversary event of the global server is really low.

But this video or the related event of the global server itself is not a big problem. If there was, it would be the problem of out-of-character. After all, based on my vulgar understanding of the plot of Honkai 3rd, if these Valkyries was placed in the hakushin medieval world of Cuties Impact, they could fight back and forth with behind the scene villain Sustainer of Heavenly Principles. How can they gamble so bad until their ship got mortgaged? I knew they wanna write some exclusive plots to favor their Western market. Why can they only come up with this kind of trash plot of gambling? Are they satirizing that Americans only favor this? The United States is indeed relatively vulgar per capita, but it is also a nation of hundreds of years old (convinced. Excavating the history of the United States can still produce some in-depth exclusive plots. Besides, even if they used this excuse to bring bunny fanservices, this kind of plot is extremely low quality even in fanfics, not to mention this is an official work. So I said this is a very low quality event plot. If that's what global server players enjoy, they can probably go -gang Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha to death.

However, this retarded event that might allows us to watch jokes of global server players for free, caused an uproar after it reached the local server. So I suppose the biggest problem with this video must be related to the domestic and international environment, or the so-called Zeitgeist. And no matter it was intentional or unintentional, it ignited a series of gunpowder, from the long lasting operation problems of Honkai 3rd, to the so-called Zeitgeist, almost at the heat of cyber-WW1. Even Lexburner couldn't ignite that much of gunpowder like Mihoyo do.

deepthonk

First of all, even though they are both the japanese anime style cutie games made by the same Kabushikigaisha, Honkai 3rd and Cuties Impact are two completely different games. By difference I mostly mean that their player groups are significant different. Although there are exceptions, most of the Cuties Impact players I have known, even a quasi-whale guy who had all characters except Hutao chan, are all meta players. I could only have hypercarry characters except Ganyu like him until 1.4 patch. And the reason why he didn't pull Hutao chan and half retired is that he couldn't meta anymore. (I remember that Hutao chan needs a certain exclusive weapon to make it fun to play. Besides, he already had a lot of Pyro hypercarries, And we all know that the meta difficulty of Pyro hypercarries is pretty high, right?

And Honkai 3rd is a game that is difficult to describe. If someone spent tens of thousands of money in it, the reason is not meta, although this game is said to be less friendly than Meta Impact in terms of meta. The real reason is that they really thonk these anime cuties are their wife. In other words, just like I invented the term "cutie game" to describe a series of games that even other aspacts of them are shitty, people would still buy them for anime cuties, there is also a term to summarize Honkai 3rd: "incel game". There is only one possibility that these players spent tens of thousands of money in Honkai 3rd that is even worse than Cuties Impact, that is, they are the lowest level of all kinda incel, simp incel. Only if reddit comments ever mentioned the word "incel", I won't really despise their cognitive level anymore.

I won't repeat the cause of incels anymore, you can go find 114514 academic papers on 4chan (oouso. Anyway, as a result, since simp incel can personally give 3d bitches the power to exploit them to death via intimate relationship, so for Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha which is more greedy than an individual 3d bitch, they also personally gave Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha the power to exploit them to the point that they have nothing left, via intimate relationship. Even the intimate relationship used here to exploit them is virtual, or hakushin, only existed in their own minds.

So, as a hakushin MGTOW, although I often write "k-kawaii [insert cutie name here] chan ist mein waifu! " on my discord nickname, I don't think that I have established any intimate relationship with these anime cuties, just like my attitude in real life. To put it harsher, these anime cuties are just my cyber fuckmates. Obviously, I certainly know that there are greedy capitalists behind these anime cuties, I mean there are already enough exploiters in this shitty world, why more yoke on yourself? And in the name of one of the most basic needs of human beings, the need for intimate relationship? So the first thing I do after seeing anime cuties or 3d cuties, is to find their nude photos or hentai pics, because this is a key step in deconstructing the myth of intimate relationship, especially for anime cuties, hentai pics are basically completely free, and even if it doesn't exist, I could always learn to paint and then draw one by myself, it's totally not a big deal. Anime cuties should become the road to the hakushin communism without exploitation, at least without intimate relationship exploitation. (At least because of the existence of private trackers like u2, anime communism is already a fact for me), but in Honkai 3rd, anime cuties were rearmed as the tools for capitalists to exploit simps, which is really sad.

But could these incels be satisfied with their desire for intimate relationship in real life? If Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha only exploited them for hundreds of thousands of money, the real life would explote them for millions of money. And this is not even enough, 3d reversed nationalist bitches also like to suck foreign dicks for free, fighting hard to bacome HIV-2147483647 carriers, otherwise why do you think incel would rather waste money in Honkai 3rd than in 3d bitches. And I personally think that Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha's biggest mistake in this incident is that, whatever shitty event they made in global server, can be easily interpreted in a ridiculous way as these anime cuties in Honkai 3rd did the exactly same thing as 3d bitches, they would rather waer bunny costume and dance to amuse foreigners abroad, I mean that amateur MMD video that doesn't even know where and how to put the camera, than willing to show closeness in the local server. Of course, you can also say that this is a meta plot, because when these cuties dance in the plot, the audiences are only characters in the game. But in any case, even if Mihoyo's original intention of doing this was just to make some customized content for its western market, no matter how outsiders interpret it, there is nothing they can do right now. So what is Zeitgeist (tactical backward🤔

But then again, Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha has portrayed the Valkyrie into manipulative character like these 3d bitches, in the local server. If the incel players of Honkai 3rd can actually become addicted to this kinda stuff, then I can only say that they are really too low, and Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha is really too shameless. Of course, I guess these Valkyries in the global server are the same, but in fact, based on my understanding of Cuties Impact or Honkai 3rd communities of the Western world, they didn't play these games in simp incel ways. Even metagaming is not very welcomed, and there are not much of metagamers like in here (this is probably the reason why few people voted for my meta fanfic🤔

Generally speaking, I have a very good impression of the Western Cuties Impact community. Unlike Perusona community, nothing but a group of pedo-police possessed arseholes and anti-social serial murderer cultists🤔

Therefore, in a ridiculous way, Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha dragged its core incel players into the real life ugliness. Their smart extinguishing operation not only caused incel to suffer from 3d bitches PTSD yet again, and also cut off the last hope of reconciliation between local server players and global server players. Originally, people play anime cutie games just to escape reality, but the operation of Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha forced them into the very frontline of Zeitgeist called Sino-US confrontation (convinced🤔

At this point, I'm really taking it. I can't take it anymore. Cover = Mihoyo theory added yet another very powerful argument. Ironically, as a Kabushikigaisha who literally cut tides with Cover Kabushikigaisha when it's fucked, it rushed to the forefront of the forefront of Sino-US confrontation in almost the same ridiculous way. It is not even like the Cover Kabushikigaisha with a group of Class A war criminals who are eager for the Sino-US nuclear war🤔

It means that Cover Kabushikigaisha stands on the forefront of Sino-US confrontation with its own strength, and Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha only need to lie down to reach the forefront of Sino-US confrontation.

But in any case, the players in the local and global servers of Honkai 3rd are now fighting, and both sides think that the opposite is better, but they don't know they actually had a common enemy. They are greedy and use their need for intimate relationship to exploit them (of course, I don't think Western players will think that Mihoyo is exploiting them, because they will not seek intimate relationship in it anyway. Besides, they don't even participate in the PvP rankings). But even more unfortunately (oouso), by using the racism cards on both sides to divide the players, this time Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha can no longer wipe its ass after stirring up the shit without any cost. It has to choose a side. After all, it is really rushing this time. When it comes to the front line of the front line, which even CIA dare not. And even if it wants to ride the fence, I think the global players of Honkai 3rd will have to -gang it to death, even with the price of 2147483647 racist comments left on reddit.

Is Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha, like its conjugate Kabushikigaisha Cover, forgot what type of products they provide to their consumers? Their products, whether it's incel game that only simp incel would spend thousands of money in, or the virtual female streamers that only simp incel would spend thousands of money in superchats, is to allow people to get a temporary escape from the fight of the real life, or to get a temporary escape from Zeitgeist. And they seem to have forgotten this completely, trying to keep introducing Zeitgeist into the anime cutie world, so Iiyo! Koiyo! Since you likes Zeitgeist so much, what about becoming Zeigeist's cannon fodder? I don't know what to do with Cover Kabushikigaisha, but if Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha got rekt from both Jin and United States at the same time, wouldn't it be more enjoyable than its bosses being dismembered? After all, the anime communism could only happen when anime capitalism are all dead (oouso🤔

鼓吹印共毛的最后一自然段无论在美国还是晋国都过于政治不正确,不翻译了🤔

references (oouso

I have seen a lot of analysis of this incident on PihuZhihu, so I list them and might refer to them. Of course, it may also become the source of inspiration for my own writings (hakushin

additional notes: all of the links below are not translated, and I won't translate them either, so go translate yourselves🤔

https://www.zhihu.com/question/453199595/answer/1823201607 tells how this incident was delayed from level 2 to level 2147483647 like the Fukushima nuclear power plant accident. Mihoyo = Fukushima nuclear power plant theory, hakushin argumentations, douzo🤔

https://www.zhihu.com/question/453199595/answer/1823738736 an answer attempting to analyze the early forms and transformations of Honkai 3rd. However, there is a real early player in the comment sections, who has been a whale playing ever since Honkai 3rd was launched

https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/364442634 bunny girl popularization (convinced

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1810705044 the answer about Mihoyo's entire life cycle

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1822501645 shitty_global_server_event.mp4

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1819377428 3d bitches PTSD, this answer directly proves my previous judgment

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1855702180 chain reactions (oouso

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1825582070 give the absolutely rational boi 2147483647 likes, but I don’t think this will work anyway. Wherever Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha had any kinda humanism tastes outta their so-called graphics technologies (it really doesn't count anything when compare to the similarly notorious big publisher like EA), it will not produce such garbage event plots. The reason why players worldwide won't have to vote with their feet yet, is nothing but the absence of these big publishers. Are either Tencent or Ubisoft making anime cutie games right now? 🤔

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1819101329 thonks

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1812620588 character_settings.jpg

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1809487695 Zeitgeist, Zeitgeist:paimonthonk:

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1815735628 comment section filled with strange bois, probably a new perspective (convinced🤔serious answer: antiestablishment (oouso) keyboard politician bois

I am gonna look for some hakushin references randomly: https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/349565753 https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/356772847

It is echoed back and forth with one of my previous views (convinced. OK, the keyboard politics time is over, start anime instead (hakushin)

https://www.zhihu.com/question/455996362/answer/1851835974 mentioned Mihoyo's incel customers

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1813326743 Zeitgeist part2 (convinced

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1819130232 I suddenly remembered something that I often talked about last year, the postmodernism style deconstruction🤔Of course, I was temporarily blinded to Toiletnam mansion (oouso) of whether Li Zhiqiang has fucked these underaged pussy or not, about what did the making of toilet chan's parody videos deconstruct, but the high-intensity stigmatization of Honkai 3rd's cuties can indeed deconstruct the core selling point of the game in the greatest sense. It would be much more efficient than ranting about the meta problem of this game (convienced🤔

拉鸡⑧倒吧,原文的那段“XXX到底XXX,我暂且蒙在XXX的XXX里”就是esu特色的狗屁不通的句子,为什么我要翻译它

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1816551124 Zeitgeist part3, where Mihoyo accidentally rided the Zeitgeist, which caused the core value of their incel game to be completely deconstructed, so ironic🤔Or would this be counted as Mihoyo deconstructing themselves? 🤔

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1819970833 Mihoyo forgot about its market position

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1817401887 thonks

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1811431613 Zeitgeist part4, what the fuck am I doing:bruhsette:

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1812752466 the true nature of anime world

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1814599252 no one knows anime business worse than Mihoyo (convinced

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1814600799 Zeitgeist part114514

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1814874077 Even with the bunny girl element, there are 2147483647 better ways to go

终于,google translate靠谱了一会(确信

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1822599540 wiebitte?

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1810381352 Cover = Mihoyo theory

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1850583857 the practice of enemy state internet theory?

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1811248292 deepthonks

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1811159916 3d bitches PTSD part2

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1832045901 the views refuting NTR

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1818216485 Honkai 3rd red fanfic? Kind of interesting🤔

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1813373862 Z-Z-Zeitgeist?

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1823361657 Mihoyo_knows_a_hammer_about_American_culture.png

google translate的生草直译"meters Flickering to understand the American culture of a hammer.png",看来哪怕我上了元老院与蜀汉人民的传统艺能,在生草方面也不及google translate的2147483647分之一

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1822351427 Zeitgeist replay

https://www.zhihu.com/question/452539291/answer/1824340113 incel analysis?

https://www.zhihu.com/question/452539291/answer/1858941072 Honkai 2 history

https://www.zhihu.com/question/456433623/answer/1853755491 added another argument to Cover = Mihoyo theory, Cover uses anime virtual idol to let the audience project the need for intimate relationship onto the skin-changing female streamers, and Mihoyo also wants to create anime virtual idols🤔

https://www.zhihu.com/question/452539291/answer/1859568204 Mihoyo = Nixon theory (hakushin

https://www.zhihu.com/question/456433623/answer/1853772549 the true nature of anime world part2

https://www.zhihu.com/question/456433623/answer/1853670689 inside story of Mihoyo, real or fake unknown. One of them is that the employees of them had to play their own games but don’t have time to do it, so they found the author to help play for them, funny af.

https://www.zhihu.com/question/456433623/answer/1855411025 incel

https://www.zhihu.com/question/456433623/answer/1853566245 p a y f o r l o v e (hakushin

https://www.zhihu.com/question/456433623/answer/1853851401 thonks

后记(大嘘

这玩意翻译得我快要吐了,外加后半段是在公交车上完成的,生理不适感又加了一重🤔总体来说极其的词不达意,但这次我决定完全甩锅google translate,毕竟我自己从头开始估计也会有点词不达意🤔出于某种申必原因,可能是因为我学艺不精,我发现allesganging栏目里面常见的戾气,翻译成英文之后居然没了,所以我觉得翻译是失败的,暂且仅图一乐吧🤔

当然我做这件事除了实在是闲的蛋疼外,我还想搞点思想实验,比如林纾式翻译到底可不可行,当年他能在完全不懂英文的情况下完成英文翻译,仅仅做了下我们现在被称为润色的事情🤔我这玩意也是对着google translate结果直接改的,假装我没看过原文,也不懂原文是什么意思,至少在公交上我没机会上双语对照(确信🤔

拉倒吧,其实原文是我写的(🤔下次我应该找个/z/本人的作品做这种思想实验,因为/z/语我真tm不懂🤔