wiebitte.21.05.15

刚看了一个非常生草的新闻,就在成都49中跳楼事件之后,一群说着普通话还拿着某种花的废物装作本地人聚集在学校门口开始他们的表演(确信🤔

然而,没有人认为他们是本地人,所以他们肯定是某国或者某约派来搞颜色革命的,从全国各个地方(主要是广州,因为他们在说广普,据说还有当场提行李的,太草了)赶到成都,由于他们连川普都不会说,这几乎不存在第二种可能性🤔所以这算是颜色革命翻车吗?🤔如果这算翻车的话,应该是我从小到大见到的第一次翻车的颜色革命,而且更生草的是,这群废物翻车的原因,居然是成都极高的方言浓度,草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草草

现在看来,一个方言浓度极高的地方还是有点好处的,不仅让外地人看起来像外国人,让外国人看起来像外国人,甚至外国人的狗现在看起来都像外国人,因为他们都不可能成为当地方言的native speaker,进而影响他们的普通话风格🤔我下次再也不黑蜀国了(确信🤔

不过话说回来,看某国doggo的颜色革命翻车始终是个巨型乐子,毕竟颜色革命是114514%第三世界人民痛苦的来源,它偶尔翻个车总算能乐一乐了🤔但很明显,操刀这次颜色革命的人员业务水平烂的批爆,连最基本的目标情报搜集都没做,语言关都搞不定,可见某国的国力是一天不如一天了,尽管用来打舆论战和颜色革命的钱没少花,但效果却连他们的基建都不如了🤔以后这样的翻车案例会越来越多,哪怕晋国在舆论战方面连抗日时期的国民党都不如,在自家主场几十年如一日地躺平任操,但很明显对面貌似也操不太动了,感觉就像抗战末期躲碉堡里饿肚子的日军一样🤔那问题来了,既然国军和日军陷入了迫真战略僵持,八路在哪里?谁出来找这群强弩之末的乐子,找完乐子把它们扬了?🤔

顺便既然这是allesganging频道,如实论述事实怎么够呢,我要黑屁几句🤔american pedophile and spiritual alabamaian joe pussyden sent his pedosexual doggos to infiltrate chengdu, only to get rekt since they couldn't even speak chuanpu🤔they are hammer chengdu locals, they are american doggos🤔反正美国人毫无根据地骂人pedophile都快成他们的insulting 101了,我只是便乘了一次美国民俗而已(大嘘🤔等等,批登真的是炼铜术士,而且尽管他和12岁萝莉的性爱视频还没流出,但他和外孙女舌吻的视频可是到处都有的,我貌似没有在黑屁🤔当时我还特意去查了下,好像alabama还没出过总统,只出过一个长期重病连就职仪式都只能在古巴举行的副总统,所以批登只能算精神阿拉巴马人了🤔

参考文献(大嘘

关于49中门前示威的视频,好巧不巧,我当时就在现场。看到这视频觉得好笑,又笑不出声。好笑是因为,分裂势力居然动作这么快又开始有组织有预谋地煽动民情、“贼喊捉贼”。笑不出声是因为本来已经够可怜的死者和父母,还要被这样利用来黑自己的政府和国家。现在我就来为大家 #还原真相昨天是周二,也就是视频中显示的时间。学生都在上课,可49中门外已经聚集了一群年轻人,根本不知是不是学生,白天一直没有动作,还有一个女生手提行李箱,大概是刚从外地赶来还来不及check in. 天色渐渐变暗,吃完晚饭出来散步的围观群众多起来。这群人开始井然有序地一边鼓掌吸引目光,一边领取准备好的白色鲜花。然后一群人开始训练有素地高喊口号“真相、真相…”,有专人从各角度拍摄此场景。此时围观群众更多,警察、保安也高度警惕。突然这群人中有人开始挑衅警察,警察反击,然后这群人开始高喊“警察打人了”。看到这里,我真的笑了,多么熟悉的套路!制造警民冲突,这不就是这群组织在香港的一贯作法吗!果然是“训练有素”👍可惜呀,大家别忘了。这里不是香港,这里是成都!成都人示威的style完全唔系咁样😂先说手拿鲜花吧。我们成都人示威不会这么有情调好吧,别说是鲜花,假花都不会拿,我们只会拿大瓶矿泉水。因为四川人真的会往死里喊,嗓子会好废,需要大量喝水。哦对,组织者还会准备锣鼓。以四川人火辣的性格,吸引注意力怎么可能鼓掌,必须要敲锣打鼓呀,必须是把附近几十条街的住户都震出来呀!从这点就看出,组织者对四川民情可以说一无所知,很可能都是外地来的。再说口号吧。标准普通话!有没有搞错!这里是四川诶,我们喊口号都是用四川话好吧!就算必须要用普通话,也是川普,怎么可能这么标准的普通话!这点是这场假示威最失败的一点,根本就不接地气好吗😂。参考香港,示威你们都知道喊广东话,为啥到了四川不突击一下四川话呢,又不是很长的口号,就两个字而已,学起来有很难吗?哎真为你们感到惋惜👎最后说说挑衅警察吧。其实从警察一出现我就预计到会有这么一出情节。所以我一直紧盯警察附近的示威者。果然,清楚看到其中两位男青年去推搡一位女性学校负责人,然后警察上前保护该女士,根本没有碰到的镜头前一些人自动倒地,然后镜头疯狂拍摄。得了,他们想要的警察打人视频有了。这套路真的再熟悉不过了,在香港上演了几千几万次。可以看出这些组织的培训教材还是比较一致的,也不会有太多花样,一招闯遍天下。至此,这出闹剧我已经不想看了,坐朋友车离开了。然后如我所料,这些视频开始在外网疯狂传播,有人专门在评论区带节奏,然后出现“中国人权”这种tag。有人说,如果一个地区的群众容易被煽动,恰恰是因为他们善良、充满正义感。而反动势力抓住了他们的这个优点也是弱点来拨乱反正。我很欣慰昨天没有群众加入他们,也许是因为他们的表演太假,不接地气,群众无法融入,但这一次,他们利用到可怜的孩子和家长,却没有利用到成都群众的善良和正义,也是唯一值得欣慰的事

ref. 某条批乎评论,忘了哪儿的了,石锤翻车

https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/371897562 点草阴谋论

https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/371556561 迫真理客中惨遭meta analysis点草(上次我在批乎看到meta analysis大法还是那个出了名的反犹主义者y.x通过neil chan的背景解读跳楼2剧情的时候),114514人怀疑他是个锤子的高三学生,当然评论区里还有些更有意思的玩意,比如前成都领馆的领事夫人的某个姬友也加入了这场活动,到底是自带干粮还是拿了些钱,我暂且蒙古

https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/371854662 草,指望颜色革命搞996可真是太草了,晋国默许996如果是在打迫真社会主义的脸的话,某国搞晋国996岂不是在打资本主义的脸,让他们自己国家的共运整起来?🤔

话说回来为什么中修建制派学者一天到晚在那儿担心美国打所谓的马恩牌,这种事情发生的概率比美国突然发动核战的概率还要低好不好🤔美国哪天能打出马恩牌了,那差不多意味着美国便乘了一共甚至三共,地球上哪有这么好的事?这基本上算是共运大胜利了好吧(确信🤔

t o i l e t n a m s t y l e🤔

草死

叫你不学川普

https://www.zhihu.com/question/459211214/answer/1884571326 其实在更大的战场上,他们还是比较专业的,就像国军在/z/本投降前一天还在失地一样,只不过在成都翻车了🤔但无论如何,翻车就是乐子,更何况是在ground zero翻的车,哪怕再专业,现在也只能撤退了🤔

然而他们这次真的太愚蠢了,这次校门聚集基本相当于“中国北方人”直接往国安门上撞 ,而且估计他们也没有想到,即使舆情被引爆到如此地步,国民对ZF和党的信任依然秒杀对他们的信任,所以半点水花都激不起来。
而且这次事件还给了绝大多数人一个教训,大大削弱了这些颜革者的影响力,使得未来他们想挑事变得非常困难,除非抓住了“完美”的负面舆情。
引起警觉的还有他们拙劣的表演,比如说想殴打校门口的老师,被阻拦后就撒泼大喊“警察打人”,结果没想到围观者无人响应,只是把它们当小丑看,前两天不少当地人在微博上提到这件事。

评论摘选(确信🤔当然我觉得最愚蠢的部分还不是什么举花,而是不会说川普🤔

发生颜色革命的国家是他们本身国家治理一塌糊涂人心思变才有颜革的土壤,我们的国家治理能力有目共睹而且每个人都因此受益,在可预见的将来都无需过度担心颜色革命会在内地爆发失控(香港例外),甚至我们欢迎美国拨经费给带路党一来创造就业二来可以促进当地消费机票住宿康乃馨都是gdp啊!今天有一张图说是大数据显示511晚上港台护照飞成都多了49中附近住宿也多了,如果是假的我们不用怕,如果是真的我们更不用怕了!

实在是草,这么臭的gdp还有什么创造的必要吗,驱逐出境,请(无慈悲🤔当然,按照这个迫真理论,作为各种ngo的中心,成都旅游业里有个位数百分比的gdp恐怕是这群某国狗子创造的吧(大嘘

说明操作这些的领导者排斥后加入其组织的大陆皈依者啊,否则摆花圈才显得真实,使劲挤进人家的圈子,结果人家还看不起

:paimonthonk:

留学生那个谣言极其荒谬。现在留个学什么的,省吃俭用一点任何成都重庆的工薪家庭都拿的起。外加能搞定公检法的人竟然要杀人去争夺留学机会。造这个谣言的人绝对是长期没有生活在中国,对中国的印象停留在15-20年前。本来说什么颜色革命,境外势力我还不信。看了这个谣言,真是的,反常识,绝对是境外势力。

:thonkeqing:

https://www.zhihu.com/question/459211214/answer/1885730452 某国训练有素的舆论战攻击还是栽在了对当地方言的不了解上🤔

https://www.zhihu.com/question/459211214/answer/1884317053 专业团队.jpg

https://www.zhihu.com/question/459211214/answer/1884916837 thonks

https://www.zhihu.com/question/459211214/answer/1884799845 到底谁™在游击而谁™在被动应对🤔

https://www.zhihu.com/question/459211214/answer/1884982370 就和那些跑去49中门口的不知哪儿来的垃圾玩意一样,toiletwan壬也犯了遣词造句的最低级错误,然后翻车,看来某国人的钱真™好赚(确信🤔

https://www.zhihu.com/question/459211214/answer/1884963585 thonks

https://www.zhihu.com/question/459211214/answer/1886075550 deepthonks

顺便提一嘴,在某个被我安排爆破(鬼知道成不成功)的批乎答案里面,有壬居然妄想用宗教方式劝阻别人自杀,看得我实在是不知该生草还是该升血压🤔现在是哪一年了来着?无论是49中的这个高二学生,还是我之前提到的alex kun,他们选择自杀还不是因为缺乏社会支持,和自身的心境障碍因素?🤔不给他们恢复社会支持,解决他们面临的实际问题(当然我指的不是逼迫那个妹子接受他,而是开导他再找一个),和他的家长一块进行那个在心理咨询里面叫什么来着,group therapy,却妄图拿各种宗教诅咒已经惨死的这些人下地狱,怎么说呢,死妈神棍果然缺乏和任何人的共情能力,如果让那个垃圾玩意便乘那个高二学生或者alex二选一感受上个114514秒,我™倒想看下它会不会接着这么想🤔这么屑的新保守主义垃圾壬还有什么在批乎上黑屁的必要呢,爆破答案,请(🤔

der mihoyogang.en.21.05.13

某篇米忽悠黑屁文的的直球翻译(确信,用了google translate+人工校对,当然主要是看google translate翻译我满篇黑话的玩意准确度有多高🤔实测大概只有40%左右,除了它没法识别出我喜欢拿thonk emoji当标点符号的习惯外,它也没法识别出里面绝大多数的专有名词和黑话(也算专有名词)🤔需要在语法层面大改的只有那么两三次🤔

另外,如果接下来的东西行文风格非常奇怪的话,那是因为我基本上不会改它翻译后的东西,除非它翻译的实在是太烂了,意思都是错的🤔

好了,正文

The reason why "der paimongang" is not used as title, is that the reason Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha was -ganged, no, almost demolished this time, really has nothing to do with Cuties Impact.

When I heard this news in a small chatroom where Cuties Impact was often discussed, my first reaction was that a furious redneck meta player thought the meta was so hard, that he traveled across the ocean to assassinate Mihoyo bosses, only to be arrested by FBI, as the link was written about Genshin Impact anyway. After looking at the news carefully, It's Honkai 3rd? Now I know what really happened, in a matter of milliseconds.

And actually this incident can be said to be funny af. It has been going on for more than a month, and reached its climax in the last few days with the hakushin apology of Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha (oouso.

ass ass in (hakushin

As early as last month, someone showed 4chan style terrorism on Tieba, forgotting that the biggest difference between Tieba and 4chan is that Tieba is totally not anonymous (oouso:

Rough translations: "I'm nothing but a piece of trash, with nothing to care and even AIDS, but you Mihoyo are different, had made more than enough money. Now I'm already in Xuhui District (a certain district in Shanghai where Mihoyo headquarters might be in), having two bottles of gasoline prepared, and two boxes of incendiary bombs made by beer bottles, and happen to have a mortgaged Wuling. I've stated here, if you Mihoyo won't delete all of bunny girl videos or speeches in all platforms including YouTube, and apologize publicly, I will light your building up in April 5th, promised. The bunny girl crap has been going for like one month, players are all ragequitting, I've been waiting for official response but I could only see them pretending death. This time is not like other times, I really can't stand these pretty characters in sexual poses. That's all I could say, the employees should be taking naps at noon, right? If I ram into your company's front door, I might be able to ram one or two of these receptionists to death, they should have had good life, but it's all over. If you don't believe, you can totally wait for April 5th, and watch these receptionists die. "

Wait, is he really saying "I had AIDS"? What kind of possessed arsehole is he? To be honest, if he really had AIDS, he shall go to Africa to get HIV-2147483647 instead. Besides, do you think Mihoyo is rich enough to rent the entire building? Your car has to fly to its floor before you can ram Mihoyo's receptionists instead of receptionists of other companies (convinced.

Of course, nothing happened on 5th (or something happened, for example, the server room of u2 caught fire and was brutally distinguished, and it started two painful weeks of u2 offline). After all, just like the Cover = Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha theory I earlily mentioned, Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha could only pretend its death at this time, and it is said that it has been pretending death for a month, how could a copypasta that couldn't get FBI's attentions even posted on 4chan end their pretending death? But I couldn't imagine that someone really bought two knives half a month later, travelled from Foshan to the headquarters of Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha to assassinate Mihoyo bosses. According to the US laws, this is called "interstate transportation of a firearm with intent to commit an offense" (convinced. Of course, because Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha was cyberbullied everyday, and some people even ran to their building to post banners, they had already called the police, or (I think it is more likely) that the fake arse assassin did not take any protective measures to buy knives online. It has already attracted the attention of a certain department that's monitoring the internet 25 hours a day, foiling this amateur assassinations. Wherever there were several extreme Honkai 3rd players who are also skilled in Hitman series, I guess Mihoyo bosses were already assassinated.

Of course, I definitely don't want them really assassinated, otherwise I would have no cuties to impact in the future (convinced🤔

The funny point is that the assassination is actually one of the few languages that Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha could understand. After this incident, Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha privatized the Honkai 3rd bunny girls youtube video, and canceled the bunny girl event on the global Honkai 3rd server in a speed of light (maybe not that speed of light, there is a saying that they wait until the global Honkai 3rd server's event to end). This move has caused extreme dissatisfaction among Western players, because this was originally their third anniversary event, and then it just disappeared (maybe there is some kinda skin or something, almost equivalent to Cuties Impact kfc wings removed from the local server due to the redneck assassin's failed assassination attempts). And regardless of whether the quality of this event is outright rubbish or not, with the rebellious (oouso) spirit of anti-communitsts, these bunch of retards flattered the low quality bunny girl event into the sky, and left 114514 racist comments on reddit, as usual. With such a bunch of retards, Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha can also feed shit into global server just like local server, or even more shit, for example, a video of more than one minute and a galgame plot of less than 10 minutes can make Western players think that it is the supreme reward of their Mihoyo daddy, ueber funny. I read 1145.14 comments, none of them mentioned the true nature of the extreme players in the local server, all their rants are either shittalking ccp or shittalking players on local server, no wonder anti-Mihoyo united front does not exist, and Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha can do whatever they want in both servers anyway. Or the local server is a little better, at least after assassination attempts, they are hakushin forced to concede and give away (at least in term of whales' per capita consumptions) irrelevant gacha items, global server players can't even realize their demands, too weak.

paimonthonk

The time for my favorite "how to rate xxx" has come again (oouso. What the fuck is this incident caused by the epic troll Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha? What is wrong with that bunny girl video? Why does Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha make it and what did they think about making it? And of course, why can't the extreme Honkai 3rd fans tolerate this video that they have been -ganging Mihoyo for a month, even reach the point of assassination attempt? 🤔

And then we'll try to answer these questions.

First, video appreciation (oousu:

As a Meta Impact player who has never played Honkai 3rd, what is the look and feel of this video to me? In my opinion, at least its soundtrack is too tasteless, and it is not clear that it is the 720p resolution of this video after re-uploading (the original video might have 4k version, but it is now privatized), or something else, caused me to feel that its production level is not very good. Is this thing fucking outsourced? I remember that Honkai 3rd did have several videos showing off their magic modification technology on Unity engine, which was made by Mihoyo themselves. In short, the quality of this third anniversary event of the global server is really low.

But this video or the related event of the global server itself is not a big problem. If there was, it would be the problem of out-of-character. After all, based on my vulgar understanding of the plot of Honkai 3rd, if these Valkyries was placed in the hakushin medieval world of Cuties Impact, they could fight back and forth with behind the scene villain Sustainer of Heavenly Principles. How can they gamble so bad until their ship got mortgaged? I knew they wanna write some exclusive plots to favor their Western market. Why can they only come up with this kind of trash plot of gambling? Are they satirizing that Americans only favor this? The United States is indeed relatively vulgar per capita, but it is also a nation of hundreds of years old (convinced. Excavating the history of the United States can still produce some in-depth exclusive plots. Besides, even if they used this excuse to bring bunny fanservices, this kind of plot is extremely low quality even in fanfics, not to mention this is an official work. So I said this is a very low quality event plot. If that's what global server players enjoy, they can probably go -gang Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha to death.

However, this retarded event that might allows us to watch jokes of global server players for free, caused an uproar after it reached the local server. So I suppose the biggest problem with this video must be related to the domestic and international environment, or the so-called Zeitgeist. And no matter it was intentional or unintentional, it ignited a series of gunpowder, from the long lasting operation problems of Honkai 3rd, to the so-called Zeitgeist, almost at the heat of cyber-WW1. Even Lexburner couldn't ignite that much of gunpowder like Mihoyo do.

deepthonk

First of all, even though they are both the japanese anime style cutie games made by the same Kabushikigaisha, Honkai 3rd and Cuties Impact are two completely different games. By difference I mostly mean that their player groups are significant different. Although there are exceptions, most of the Cuties Impact players I have known, even a quasi-whale guy who had all characters except Hutao chan, are all meta players. I could only have hypercarry characters except Ganyu like him until 1.4 patch. And the reason why he didn't pull Hutao chan and half retired is that he couldn't meta anymore. (I remember that Hutao chan needs a certain exclusive weapon to make it fun to play. Besides, he already had a lot of Pyro hypercarries, And we all know that the meta difficulty of Pyro hypercarries is pretty high, right?

And Honkai 3rd is a game that is difficult to describe. If someone spent tens of thousands of money in it, the reason is not meta, although this game is said to be less friendly than Meta Impact in terms of meta. The real reason is that they really thonk these anime cuties are their wife. In other words, just like I invented the term "cutie game" to describe a series of games that even other aspacts of them are shitty, people would still buy them for anime cuties, there is also a term to summarize Honkai 3rd: "incel game". There is only one possibility that these players spent tens of thousands of money in Honkai 3rd that is even worse than Cuties Impact, that is, they are the lowest level of all kinda incel, simp incel. Only if reddit comments ever mentioned the word "incel", I won't really despise their cognitive level anymore.

I won't repeat the cause of incels anymore, you can go find 114514 academic papers on 4chan (oouso. Anyway, as a result, since simp incel can personally give 3d bitches the power to exploit them to death via intimate relationship, so for Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha which is more greedy than an individual 3d bitch, they also personally gave Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha the power to exploit them to the point that they have nothing left, via intimate relationship. Even the intimate relationship used here to exploit them is virtual, or hakushin, only existed in their own minds.

So, as a hakushin MGTOW, although I often write "k-kawaii [insert cutie name here] chan ist mein waifu! " on my discord nickname, I don't think that I have established any intimate relationship with these anime cuties, just like my attitude in real life. To put it harsher, these anime cuties are just my cyber fuckmates. Obviously, I certainly know that there are greedy capitalists behind these anime cuties, I mean there are already enough exploiters in this shitty world, why more yoke on yourself? And in the name of one of the most basic needs of human beings, the need for intimate relationship? So the first thing I do after seeing anime cuties or 3d cuties, is to find their nude photos or hentai pics, because this is a key step in deconstructing the myth of intimate relationship, especially for anime cuties, hentai pics are basically completely free, and even if it doesn't exist, I could always learn to paint and then draw one by myself, it's totally not a big deal. Anime cuties should become the road to the hakushin communism without exploitation, at least without intimate relationship exploitation. (At least because of the existence of private trackers like u2, anime communism is already a fact for me), but in Honkai 3rd, anime cuties were rearmed as the tools for capitalists to exploit simps, which is really sad.

But could these incels be satisfied with their desire for intimate relationship in real life? If Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha only exploited them for hundreds of thousands of money, the real life would explote them for millions of money. And this is not even enough, 3d reversed nationalist bitches also like to suck foreign dicks for free, fighting hard to bacome HIV-2147483647 carriers, otherwise why do you think incel would rather waste money in Honkai 3rd than in 3d bitches. And I personally think that Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha's biggest mistake in this incident is that, whatever shitty event they made in global server, can be easily interpreted in a ridiculous way as these anime cuties in Honkai 3rd did the exactly same thing as 3d bitches, they would rather waer bunny costume and dance to amuse foreigners abroad, I mean that amateur MMD video that doesn't even know where and how to put the camera, than willing to show closeness in the local server. Of course, you can also say that this is a meta plot, because when these cuties dance in the plot, the audiences are only characters in the game. But in any case, even if Mihoyo's original intention of doing this was just to make some customized content for its western market, no matter how outsiders interpret it, there is nothing they can do right now. So what is Zeitgeist (tactical backward🤔

But then again, Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha has portrayed the Valkyrie into manipulative character like these 3d bitches, in the local server. If the incel players of Honkai 3rd can actually become addicted to this kinda stuff, then I can only say that they are really too low, and Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha is really too shameless. Of course, I guess these Valkyries in the global server are the same, but in fact, based on my understanding of Cuties Impact or Honkai 3rd communities of the Western world, they didn't play these games in simp incel ways. Even metagaming is not very welcomed, and there are not much of metagamers like in here (this is probably the reason why few people voted for my meta fanfic🤔

Generally speaking, I have a very good impression of the Western Cuties Impact community. Unlike Perusona community, nothing but a group of pedo-police possessed arseholes and anti-social serial murderer cultists🤔

Therefore, in a ridiculous way, Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha dragged its core incel players into the real life ugliness. Their smart extinguishing operation not only caused incel to suffer from 3d bitches PTSD yet again, and also cut off the last hope of reconciliation between local server players and global server players. Originally, people play anime cutie games just to escape reality, but the operation of Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha forced them into the very frontline of Zeitgeist called Sino-US confrontation (convinced🤔

At this point, I'm really taking it. I can't take it anymore. Cover = Mihoyo theory added yet another very powerful argument. Ironically, as a Kabushikigaisha who literally cut tides with Cover Kabushikigaisha when it's fucked, it rushed to the forefront of the forefront of Sino-US confrontation in almost the same ridiculous way. It is not even like the Cover Kabushikigaisha with a group of Class A war criminals who are eager for the Sino-US nuclear war🤔

It means that Cover Kabushikigaisha stands on the forefront of Sino-US confrontation with its own strength, and Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha only need to lie down to reach the forefront of Sino-US confrontation.

But in any case, the players in the local and global servers of Honkai 3rd are now fighting, and both sides think that the opposite is better, but they don't know they actually had a common enemy. They are greedy and use their need for intimate relationship to exploit them (of course, I don't think Western players will think that Mihoyo is exploiting them, because they will not seek intimate relationship in it anyway. Besides, they don't even participate in the PvP rankings). But even more unfortunately (oouso), by using the racism cards on both sides to divide the players, this time Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha can no longer wipe its ass after stirring up the shit without any cost. It has to choose a side. After all, it is really rushing this time. When it comes to the front line of the front line, which even CIA dare not. And even if it wants to ride the fence, I think the global players of Honkai 3rd will have to -gang it to death, even with the price of 2147483647 racist comments left on reddit.

Is Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha, like its conjugate Kabushikigaisha Cover, forgot what type of products they provide to their consumers? Their products, whether it's incel game that only simp incel would spend thousands of money in, or the virtual female streamers that only simp incel would spend thousands of money in superchats, is to allow people to get a temporary escape from the fight of the real life, or to get a temporary escape from Zeitgeist. And they seem to have forgotten this completely, trying to keep introducing Zeitgeist into the anime cutie world, so Iiyo! Koiyo! Since you likes Zeitgeist so much, what about becoming Zeigeist's cannon fodder? I don't know what to do with Cover Kabushikigaisha, but if Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha got rekt from both Jin and United States at the same time, wouldn't it be more enjoyable than its bosses being dismembered? After all, the anime communism could only happen when anime capitalism are all dead (oouso🤔

鼓吹印共毛的最后一自然段无论在美国还是晋国都过于政治不正确,不翻译了🤔

references (oouso

I have seen a lot of analysis of this incident on PihuZhihu, so I list them and might refer to them. Of course, it may also become the source of inspiration for my own writings (hakushin

additional notes: all of the links below are not translated, and I won't translate them either, so go translate yourselves🤔

https://www.zhihu.com/question/453199595/answer/1823201607 tells how this incident was delayed from level 2 to level 2147483647 like the Fukushima nuclear power plant accident. Mihoyo = Fukushima nuclear power plant theory, hakushin argumentations, douzo🤔

https://www.zhihu.com/question/453199595/answer/1823738736 an answer attempting to analyze the early forms and transformations of Honkai 3rd. However, there is a real early player in the comment sections, who has been a whale playing ever since Honkai 3rd was launched

https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/364442634 bunny girl popularization (convinced

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1810705044 the answer about Mihoyo's entire life cycle

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1822501645 shitty_global_server_event.mp4

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1819377428 3d bitches PTSD, this answer directly proves my previous judgment

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1855702180 chain reactions (oouso

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1825582070 give the absolutely rational boi 2147483647 likes, but I don’t think this will work anyway. Wherever Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha had any kinda humanism tastes outta their so-called graphics technologies (it really doesn't count anything when compare to the similarly notorious big publisher like EA), it will not produce such garbage event plots. The reason why players worldwide won't have to vote with their feet yet, is nothing but the absence of these big publishers. Are either Tencent or Ubisoft making anime cutie games right now? 🤔

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1819101329 thonks

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1812620588 character_settings.jpg

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1809487695 Zeitgeist, Zeitgeist:paimonthonk:

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1815735628 comment section filled with strange bois, probably a new perspective (convinced🤔serious answer: antiestablishment (oouso) keyboard politician bois

I am gonna look for some hakushin references randomly: https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/349565753 https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/356772847

It is echoed back and forth with one of my previous views (convinced. OK, the keyboard politics time is over, start anime instead (hakushin)

https://www.zhihu.com/question/455996362/answer/1851835974 mentioned Mihoyo's incel customers

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1813326743 Zeitgeist part2 (convinced

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1819130232 I suddenly remembered something that I often talked about last year, the postmodernism style deconstruction🤔Of course, I was temporarily blinded to Toiletnam mansion (oouso) of whether Li Zhiqiang has fucked these underaged pussy or not, about what did the making of toilet chan's parody videos deconstruct, but the high-intensity stigmatization of Honkai 3rd's cuties can indeed deconstruct the core selling point of the game in the greatest sense. It would be much more efficient than ranting about the meta problem of this game (convienced🤔

拉鸡⑧倒吧,原文的那段“XXX到底XXX,我暂且蒙在XXX的XXX里”就是esu特色的狗屁不通的句子,为什么我要翻译它

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1816551124 Zeitgeist part3, where Mihoyo accidentally rided the Zeitgeist, which caused the core value of their incel game to be completely deconstructed, so ironic🤔Or would this be counted as Mihoyo deconstructing themselves? 🤔

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1819970833 Mihoyo forgot about its market position

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1817401887 thonks

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1811431613 Zeitgeist part4, what the fuck am I doing:bruhsette:

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1812752466 the true nature of anime world

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1814599252 no one knows anime business worse than Mihoyo (convinced

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1814600799 Zeitgeist part114514

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1814874077 Even with the bunny girl element, there are 2147483647 better ways to go

终于,google translate靠谱了一会(确信

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1822599540 wiebitte?

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1810381352 Cover = Mihoyo theory

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1850583857 the practice of enemy state internet theory?

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1811248292 deepthonks

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1811159916 3d bitches PTSD part2

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1832045901 the views refuting NTR

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1818216485 Honkai 3rd red fanfic? Kind of interesting🤔

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1813373862 Z-Z-Zeitgeist?

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1823361657 Mihoyo_knows_a_hammer_about_American_culture.png

google translate的生草直译"meters Flickering to understand the American culture of a hammer.png",看来哪怕我上了元老院与蜀汉人民的传统艺能,在生草方面也不及google translate的2147483647分之一

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1822351427 Zeitgeist replay

https://www.zhihu.com/question/452539291/answer/1824340113 incel analysis?

https://www.zhihu.com/question/452539291/answer/1858941072 Honkai 2 history

https://www.zhihu.com/question/456433623/answer/1853755491 added another argument to Cover = Mihoyo theory, Cover uses anime virtual idol to let the audience project the need for intimate relationship onto the skin-changing female streamers, and Mihoyo also wants to create anime virtual idols🤔

https://www.zhihu.com/question/452539291/answer/1859568204 Mihoyo = Nixon theory (hakushin

https://www.zhihu.com/question/456433623/answer/1853772549 the true nature of anime world part2

https://www.zhihu.com/question/456433623/answer/1853670689 inside story of Mihoyo, real or fake unknown. One of them is that the employees of them had to play their own games but don’t have time to do it, so they found the author to help play for them, funny af.

https://www.zhihu.com/question/456433623/answer/1855411025 incel

https://www.zhihu.com/question/456433623/answer/1853566245 p a y f o r l o v e (hakushin

https://www.zhihu.com/question/456433623/answer/1853851401 thonks

后记(大嘘

这玩意翻译得我快要吐了,外加后半段是在公交车上完成的,生理不适感又加了一重🤔总体来说极其的词不达意,但这次我决定完全甩锅google translate,毕竟我自己从头开始估计也会有点词不达意🤔出于某种申必原因,可能是因为我学艺不精,我发现allesganging栏目里面常见的戾气,翻译成英文之后居然没了,所以我觉得翻译是失败的,暂且仅图一乐吧🤔

当然我做这件事除了实在是闲的蛋疼外,我还想搞点思想实验,比如林纾式翻译到底可不可行,当年他能在完全不懂英文的情况下完成英文翻译,仅仅做了下我们现在被称为润色的事情🤔我这玩意也是对着google translate结果直接改的,假装我没看过原文,也不懂原文是什么意思,至少在公交上我没机会上双语对照(确信🤔

拉倒吧,其实原文是我写的(🤔下次我应该找个/z/本人的作品做这种思想实验,因为/z/语我真tm不懂🤔

toiletbyte.21.05.12

我听说有个叫做gigabyte的🚽湾厂商搞了一个烂活,说它的笔记本还是啥来着,90%都是睾贵的🚽湾代工厂制造,比华硕微星这些在大陆代工厂生产的东西不知高到哪里去了🤔

wiebitte?你确认你那么烂的主板,宣称是90%的🚽湾制造,不是在黑🚽湾制造?🤔华硕这么说的话我们还可以将信就疑上个若干毫秒(其实华硕在大陆代工更加普遍🤔再说了,它的几款笔记本是蓝天代工的,代工厂都在大陆,算个锤子的made in toiletwan🤔而且更生草的是,我大致看了一下,它真有几个made in toiletwan的高端型号,品控也非常的哼哼啊啊啊啊,两个月掉三次盘啥的🤔看来海外生产的笔记本这玩意大概只有vaio的/z/本制造限量版才能拿来吹一波,而且也非常有可能是因为vaio的销量实在是太少了,大陆没有哪个代工厂肯接🤔

所以要么它黑了🚽湾制造,要么它在虚假宣传而且给它的大陆代工厂钱没塞够,导致了它产品质量的下降🤔现在它由于显而易见的原因吃了赵弹,尽管说我向来只用华硕的主板(大嘘,但现在我连活该都不屑于说🤔

然后果不其然,某群里的一群🚽湾废物开始了狂欢,当然华硕在他们那边风评已经臭不可闻了,都叫共硕了,那边甚至还有贵物发出了🚽系主板厂商都从大陆滚蛋,大陆将没有主板用的暴论🤔这可实在是太nm草了🤔

从我个人的经验出发,早在可能5年前我就已经不用任何🚽系主板了,低端有华南,高端有evga,evga无论主板还是显卡都比华硕的便宜,功能差不多甚至更好🤔所以说实话,我还真希望🚽系主板厂商都从大陆滚蛋,无论是产品还是代工厂,然后欢迎evga来建厂,和凄惨红正面竞争,反正evga是美国凄惨红(大嘘🤔

但至少目前toiletbyte先滚蛋好了🤔最好让toiletbyte的大陆代工厂也不接它的单子接别的厂的,这样它就能实现真正意义上的100% made in toiletwan了🤔然后,我想坐看toiletbyte的主板要么真的质量得到提升(大嘘,要么在向toiletwan岛民卖出了1145141919张质量连华南都不如的垃圾玩意之后,被他们橄榄🤔讲真华南质量再烂,保修是一点问题都没有的,toiletbyte可是著名的拒保嘉🤔

thonk planet.21.05.10

最近发现小时候看的快乐星球系列科幻片(确信)已经出第五季了,奇怪的是没有一个电视台愿意买,所以只能便乘网剧了🤔再一看,它和第四季隔了10年,这已经算是隔了两到三个时代断层了,我都不确定它之前的观众还会不会去看,它居然还敢出,也是佩服🤔

第一季貌似是03年出的,我看到的时候可能是04年或05年,当然也有可能就是03年,毕竟在少儿频道全国同步播出,不像冻鳗有个明显的引进时间差🤔至于/z/本冻鳗,尽管我没看到什么全国性的频道有过引进,但我小时候本地的电视台有电话点播频道,所以我也有机会看一部分pokemon的冻鳗(毕竟就算点播也会向当地所有的观众放,这是电视,不是现在流行的伪装成电视的intranet),应该是无印版吧,反正是在那时也算十几年前的东西就是了🤔再不济还能买到迪迦奥特曼的vcd,还有盖亚和cosmos,让我一度认为这三个才是平成三杰(其实cosmos已经算所谓的新生代🤔另外u2上面没多少奥特曼的资源,盖亚只有bdrip,cosmos压根没有🤔

当然总体来说我小时候电视上放的国产节目比现在有意思多了,有讲东北抗联和/z/本战后抹除战争罪行的抗日剧(后面我就没有见到一部这种主题的),有讲在西南无人区(大嘘)保护大熊猫的,当然也有像快乐星球这样的迫真科幻剧🤔迫真科幻指它的科幻元素只是噱头,核心内容其实还是面向儿童的节目那一套,家庭关系和学校关系之类的🤔和现在的什么学园科幻冻鳗基本上是反着来的,现在的玩意里面学园部分反而是噱头,科幻才是重心🤔

顺便插一句,快乐星球翻译成英文是叫happystar呢,还是叫happy planet呢?🤔毕竟“星球”是个非常有歧义的词,它既可能指行星又可能指恒星🤔但在1145.14番迫真思考后,我钦定了后者🤔首先快乐星球里面的迫真外星人,按照里面的介绍,居住在一个叫做“快乐星球”(第二季还有一个“黑暗星球”)的星球上,那么肯定是行星了(大嘘🤔毕竟就算是外星人也没法忍受恒星的高温,如果他们也是碳基或者硅基生命(大嘘)的话🤔另外一个叫做lonely planet的旅游节目在国内被翻译成了“孤独星球”🤔

无论如何,作为快乐星球系列的老粉(大嘘,这部作品也深深影响了我自己的科幻作品(确信🤔甚至连某个三体作者都曾经说过,快乐星球的大火比他的所有科幻小说加起来都意义重大,当然这不是本文的重点

接下来是暴论时间🤔

快乐星球系列里有个常见的设定,主角只要在一台电脑前跑某种特定程序或者输入某种密码之后,然后还要用某个外星吊坠敲回车键,就能从电脑面前瞬移到到快乐星球里面的某个设施那里🤔而我之前说过,我在上高中的时候就已经在构思某部科幻作品了,我当时的设定也是主角可以在任意电脑前瞬移到initiator组织的总部🤔当然现在看来这实在是过于扯淡,所以被我废弃了🤔取而代之的是主角通过某种魔改装置瞬移进initiator总部,但至少快乐星球系列的人物也挺喜欢发明和使用各种装置的,我至少继承了这点(大嘘🤔

快乐星球那边的舞台与其说是星球,不如说是空间站🤔所以它要不要考虑改名“快乐空间站”?🤔而且如果我没记错的话,在那边时间相对于地球是完全停止的,换句话说晚上11点瞬移到快乐星球(大嘘,在里面待了114514秒,然后再瞬移回地球之后,还是当天的晚上11点,加两次瞬移所需时间🤔我基本上也是如此设定的,但我肯定要搞比快乐星球稍微硬一点的科幻的,所以在主角瞬移到initiator总部之后,尽管说在地球上时间仍然在继续,但等他瞬移回时,他会瞬移回他进入时的那个时间点,这样就和快乐星球差不多一样了(大嘘🤔

当然在能够改变时间的科幻作品里面,通常有两个极端,一个是平行宇宙说,一个是线性时间说🤔我采用的是两者的迫真缝合,对过去采用线性时间说,对未来采用平行宇宙说(大嘘🤔换句话说主角从地球上消失后如果他在initiator总部里玩了两周的话,那么按照常规逻辑他也在地球上消失了两周,但如果他赶在他之前在地球上消失的时间点回来了的话,那个他消失了两周的平行宇宙基本上可以认为不存在了,取而代之的是他仍然在地球上,上第二天的课的平行宇宙(确信🤔前面不是说快乐星球的基地是个在近地轨道上的空间站吗,我的作品里面initiator总部也是个大型飞船(确信🤔只不过那么大的飞船肯定不能放在近地轨道上,所以只能放在别处了,还得是114514世纪🤔

但上述这些对我来说都不算最重要的,最重要的是,快乐星球系列直接影响了我从小到大命名一系列东西的习惯,从它之后我将一系列东西都命名为了XX星球,但我小时候怎么可能会理解恒星和行星在英文里的区别呢?🤔所以在我的命名里面,它们统统都是star🤔现在看来它还可以迫真引申出另外一套意义,人类迟早会离开地球,向全宇宙进发,而作为设定于114514世纪(大嘘)的科幻作品,star是不是比planet更有意境呢?interstellar是不是比interplanetary更远呢?🤔所以我就将错就错选择star及其相关词汇好了🤔再说了,planet有什么意思,类地行星可能永远都找不到,就算找到了也得花114514年时间进行terraforming,还是城市大小的宇宙飞船更有意思(大嘘🤔

barbruh dps.21.05.07

草,录了一段barbara dps打1.5活动第二个副本(Twisted Realm)的视频🤔发现这个视频实在是不好压缩,压缩到1.8Mbps之后文件体积是勉强没超nitro classic的大小,但此时视频本身已经糊得没法看了,哪怕以discord小窗口的标准也没法看🤔这和冻鳗果然不太一样🤔

再一看码率,128Mbps,草的批爆,看来我目前只能尝试分片后再上传到discord tube上了🤔tsmuxer分片的时候35MB文件大小能分成35MB到47MB,看来它一个关键帧的东西真™多(确信🤔

不过既然所有ts分片上传到了discord tube,那么在vps上将其合并成mp4文件也是非常简单的事,有114514种方法,最简单的是用ffmpeg粘贴进discord的m3u8链接一句话搞定,但这种方法只能单线程🤔要么就是分析m3u8然后将分片全部下下来,再合并🤔

有了mp4后上传到屑tube也是可以的,刚好还可以用屑tube来免费压缩下,我自己的电脑压缩视频实在是慢的批爆🤔

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687774017008041994/840128131716481024/barbruhdps.m3u8

我们来看下能不能在线播放(

屑tube链接,貌似他们处理了好几个小时了还没处理出4k60p,渣渣🤔

ps. 这个账号不是我的,我的barbara chan怎么可能会有四风原典:barbruh:

jethonk.21.05.06

我发现英军已经开始测试火箭飞行兵(确信)了:

查了一下,是一个叫做gravity的厂子做的涡喷飞行服,这是wired的专访:

我们可以借此一瞥它的部分工作原理🤔

根据这个片子的描述,它的创始人曾经试过各种类型的配置,包括将涡喷发动机绑在两条腿上的配置,但那个配置非常容易导致重心不稳,然后翻车(确信🤔所以最后决定将两条腿上的涡喷发动机合并到背后了,这样它就能和操作者手上拿的6个更小型的涡喷发动机处于同一平面,这样就能非常稳了🤔

现在它看起来应该和gta online的oppressor mk2差不多,一个发动机用来抵消重力,一个用来往前飞,只不过在游戏里面抵消重力的那个是小的,而现实中很不幸的是,抵消重力的那个是最大的,绝大多数的动力和燃油被浪费在了抵消重力上,它一分钟消耗一加仑的燃油,居然只有35mph的最高速度,连摩托车都不如🤔

不过我寻思英国早在上世纪70年代就全面转用国际单位制了,为什么他还在用英制🤔再一看,价格44万美元而不是英镑,草,原来是精神美国人🤔

当然人形飞行装甲有个飞机没法相比的优势,那就是它有极高的灵活性🤔这套装备如果带个翅膀,哪怕是最垃圾的那种翅膀,也用不着必须让最大的那个涡喷发动机只能垂直于地面喷了,它可以在离地有一定高度后开始倾斜,就像cuties impact第一个版本里面人物的坐标系一样(还记得香菱巡航导弹bug吗🤔这样的话,首先所有发动机的一部分动力可以用来加速了,另外一方面加速使得最烂的翅膀都能提供相当多的升力来抵消重力,毕竟和飞机相比一个背了飞行服的人是非常轻的🤔最终效果是所有发动机都接近平行,开始真正的高速飞行🤔降落的时候刚好相反,发动机或者操作者的身体调整姿态到垂直于地面,直到真正接近于地面时为止🤔

他们现在已经在测试带翅膀飞行了,比发动机技术更难的方面其实是适应这种类型的飞行,但一旦适应了,其实人比任何飞机的飞控都能更加灵活地在空中随意飞行🤔

thonk

为什么我会突然评论这么一个视频?因为我觉得这种类型的技术能够比任何航空技术更快使人类便乘可以在三维空间任意移动的物种🤔无论是固定翼飞机还是直升机,尽管人类的确可以借助这些庞然大物快速旅行也好,飞到天上也好,但它们要么需要专门训练的飞行员来开,要么体积大的1b,也没法想飞到哪儿就飞到哪儿🤔但如果每个人身上都有一套这样的飞行服呢?由于它的发动机和人的肢体直接绑定,很快飞行就和走路一样便乘人的本能,根本不需要像传统飞行器一样还需要特殊训练🤔再假以时日能源问题也得到了解决,比如在大城市里面利用随处可见的远距离无线输电之类的,以后每个人出门去哪里都是飞过来的(确信🤔一天的生活以从窗户飞出开始,以飞进窗户结束,窗户也会便乘门(大嘘🤔

但至少现在,我们只能蒙在这玩意44万美元的造价、一分钟一加仑的燃油消耗,还有对了,X都整个市区都笼罩在的以X流机场为圆心大概有30km范围的禁飞区里🤔所以想便乘三维生物只能在幻想作品里实现了🤔

extras

说到幻想作品,我还真有一个不知什么时候继续写的玩意,里面的主角有一套飞行服🤔不过我那个玩意还是比较高级(确信)的,因为它里面塞了32个涡喷发动机,还是电动的,而且还有至少五分钟的续航(具体我也没开始设定🤔不过主角通常喜欢便乘别的动力源,比如到处都有的敌军飞行器,或者鬼知道什么时候插在教室里的远距离无线输电设备🤔而且主角自从拿到这个装备之后就深知它的限制,飞行从来是以在一个足够高的地方跳下来滑翔开始的🤔我从这系列装备存在的一开始就是将其视为动力滑翔翼来写的,但我做梦都没想到最先在现实中实现的居然是个要浪费大量动力抵消重力的玩意🤔

现在我觉得是时候继续写这么一套玩意了,一方面是写新的剧情,但我更想完善下旧作,在里面补充一系列设定🤔

epicbitte.21.05.05

这几天epic没啥新游戏,貌似只有一款免费游戏,它的奖励还得登录它的游戏客户端才能拿,我可没时间把我的那么多账号都登一遍🤔

所以我在某个已经打开了开发者选项的交易历史界面随手复制了下curl请求,发现它现在所有账号参数全在cookies里面🤔我记得以前epic的账号凭据反正不在cookies里面,它放在了鬼知道什么地方,所以有时候恢复个浏览器profile都能掉登录🤔

当然epic最大的问题是如果访问需要账号的页面之后放置了足够长的时间,它会强制重新登录一遍,哪怕默认我不需要重新输账号和密码,这个重新登录的过程仍然使得我直接访问购买(迫真)链接之后它重定向不到正确的链接,所以本来我访问一次页面能够完成的事情便乘了访问两次,而且对我的几百个账号来说每个都得访问两次🤔

但现在我趁这次机会收集了所有账号的所有cookies,接下来我便可以比如每个小时访问一遍交易记录页面,准确来说是交易记录的那个ajax请求,这样的话也许以后我每次需要领epic游戏的时候,我就可以直接访问一遍购买链接就能打开购买页面了,效率至少能提升一半🤔

而且epic改版之后换了一家验证码网站,这家基本上只要浏览器页面一直挂着就能自动领游戏,不像上家有时候还要弹出个验证码页面,导致那段时间我发明了用高级ip故意让它弹出验证码页面,然后用低级ip来点验证码的玩法🤔

具体来说,它领游戏的网络请求按照点击验证码前后被拆成了两个阶段,第一阶段对ip质量是有要求的,低质量的ip可能会触发点击三四次验证码,而第二个阶段对ip质量没有要求,只要这个ip当天领了少于10个游戏都能领🤔所以只要故意触发验证码页面,就能用任何ip领游戏了🤔问题是第一阶段并非什么时候都会卡验证码,我的经验表明在领第七个游戏时才会卡验证码🤔然后在5分钟后它又不卡验证码了,所以我必须在5分钟内刷出尽可能多的验证码页面🤔验证码界面的有效期大概是10分钟,在此期间只要输入了正确的验证码就能直接领游戏,但之后它会提示重新刷新页面🤔所以我实践中基本上是每一个高级ip换40个验证码页面,分四个低级ip领完🤔

当然现在我不用这么蛋疼地折腾了,也许我可以试下用无头浏览器来自动领游戏了(确信🤔但我不清楚的是无头浏览器到底有多先进,能否做到打开一个页面就能一直运行,让我比如用命令行来控制点击网页上的按钮,点击之后它会自动运行一系列的脚本和网页,直到完成指定的网络请求(比如迫真感谢页面)或者由另外一个程序返回领了游戏的结果(比如交易请求的那个ajax是完全用不着无头浏览器的)再退出?而且如果可能的话,能不能对多个线程的状态做隔离,就像firefox的身份标签页一样?🤔如果它能做到这些的话,自动化领epic游戏就能实现了🤔

update:不到8个小时这些cookies都失效了,而且重新登录之后这些cookies仍然没有恢复,看来这方面的研究还得继续(确信🤔

yanfeithonk.21.05.01

从meta的角度来说,yanfei chan实在是拉不动,还是我用的武器太垃圾,反正就是没有diluc猛🤔

有图为证(确信:

但yanfei chan萌的1b啊,甚至比klee还要萌(确信🤔所以在可见的未来我还是要将kawaii yanfei chan当作主c用(大嘘🤔这样的话队伍搭配就成了钟离,bennett和行秋,理论上来说有甘雨的话kawaii yanfei chan的火伤就有更大概率是melt,但我没有🤔

meta的部分就是这样,但我发现其实yanfei chan的萌点是小乳房,乳量甚至比fischl chan还要小🤔我搞了些yanfei chan的hentai图片,结果传到那个据说是weeb聊天室里最宽容的聊天室,也被秒删了🤔这样基本上相当于yanfei chan享受到了萝莉待遇(大嘘🤔

所以我最后还是得重启我自己的聊天室,毕竟在我那边二刺螈角色的年龄是毫无意义的东西,任何对这点有异议的傻逼会被我直接叉出去🤔再说了,那是我自己的聊天室,我想上传什么就上传什么(确信🤔

bruhdaddy

我发现godaddy的域名续费不仅贵得批爆,而且由于某种原因,支付起来也变得极其不方便,它以前好像可以用X付宝和X信的,再不济还可以用paypal,现在砍得只剩下信用卡和网银了🤔所以,我干脆转出yukari.live得了🤔

转出过程还算顺利,先解锁域名,然后设置转出,拿到authorization code,将这个玩意输入到要转入的域名商那里,在那儿支付完成之后就可以坐等转出了,它会在当前的期限上再续一年🤔

按照它上面说的转出和转入需要等一周,但其实不用这么长时间🤔几十分钟后我收到godaddy的邮件,意思是我可以手动approve转出🤔登进godaddy的管理界面找transfer标签页,它会提示那个域名需要approve,确认后几秒钟它从这个页面中消失了,也从godaddy的产品页面中消失了,但那边还在处理🤔

又等了几分钟,那边也发过来邮件说转入完成,现在那个域名就在那边了🤔这个过程需要更换一次whois的contact info,或者至少需要更换一次contact email,需要点发过去的链接确认🤔我看了下貌似dns设置也转过去了,有意思,至少我不用改dns了🤔那么这样我就可以告别godaddy了(确信🤔

不过whois这种东西我们都知道,除了邮箱必须是真的外,别的东西都可以瞎激霸填🤔我在改whois信息的时候遇到了蛋疼情况,它换邮箱需要原邮箱和新邮箱同时确认(转出时只需要确认新的),原邮箱webmail和smtp客户端都登不上,我只好用命令行挖掘邮件了,在折腾了1145.14秒后终于拼凑出了确认链接🤔

hddthonk

这几天我随便翻了下X鱼的硬盘板块,尽管我最喜欢(大嘘)的sas垃圾盘到现在都没降价,但很神奇的是笔记本smr垃圾盘st2000lt007/015已经降到了300块钱以下,甚至280的都有🤔看来矿蛆尽管是蛆,但绝对不是傻逼,知道smr垃圾盘没法用来挖他们的妈(那么问题来了,2TB/3TB的sas垃圾盘也没法用来挖他们的妈,投nmb的机🤔这样,目测如果我的砂糖盘真的用光了,我就得把部分东西转移到这种smr垃圾盘上了,首先需要转移过去的是游戏截图,别的东西倒是可以接着存砂糖盘上🤔这种硬盘挺薄的,一个3.5寸硬盘收纳盒能够装6个,这样的话它的存储密度就约等于12TB的3.5寸硬盘(确信🤔

另外我发现第一个出便宜2.5G交换机的居然是tp-link,五口便宜到400,八口便宜到500,这在交换机这种东西里面算是便宜到爆了🤔至于千兆“交换机”那自然不用说了,便宜到30的都有,其无线功能完全像是送的🤔好像最便宜的万兆电口交换机也是tp-link,网件有个1900的八口,比tp-link贵了400,但有网管功能,比如什么vlan之类的,计算机网络的最后一节实验课是不是被我翘了,我完全不清楚网管交换机可以配置什么🤔

2.5G交换机我还是用得着的,我买个这玩意然后把埋墙里的cat7网线全部插上这个,再找一条线和无线路由器或者光猫相连,这样我的几台电脑或者平板就能以300MB/s速度传文件了🤔问题是,我现在没有几台同时要用的电脑,常用的只有一台,win平板实在是太垃圾,半年都没开过机(确信🤔2.5G网卡我倒是有两个,所以最后我还是去搞直连吧,就像13年我还在用100Mbps路由器的时候,笔记本和台式就是直连的🤔

thonk.20.04.30

草,我一出门发现去X江堰的动车票都没了,突然想到今天是这个月的最后一天,或者说是长假的前一天🤔这也就意味着哪怕我买到票了,回去的时候车上肯定也挤满了人🤔所以我去找点别的乐子,比如去6号线的另外一个终点站🤔

拉倒吧,那个叫望丛祠的景点6点就关门了,所以我还是坐有轨电车回去吧,至少这次我对它的观感比两年前好多了🤔最重要的一个原因是两年前也就是刚开通那几天我来回都没有座位🤔但现在这车压根就没什么人坐,爽的批爆🤔我懒得管这条线的运营方是不是得亏死,反正他们建轨道交通炒周边房子就已经赚得批爆了,我只需要爽就是了🤔这件事上我基本上和对待米忽悠株式会社的游戏差不多,我懒得管cuties impact是不是舔崩坏3萌妹的舔狗incel掏钱众筹的,我只需要impact cuties就完事了🤔

ps. 这有轨电车真是慢的批爆,最高时速只有68,tm连校车都不如,校车都能最高跑到80呢,还是在不上高速的情况下🤔相同的路线地铁可能半个小时就到了,它坐了将近一小时才到半途🤔观光车(确信🤔

deepthonk

我打算把我上篇文章概括简写成两个版本,一个在批乎上用,一个用来在youtube上和random外国人辩经(大嘘🤔批乎上面的版本可以尝试用base64加密,毕竟我在批站上面见到很多左壬用这种方式交流,而批站至少目前拿他们一点办法都没有,所以我作为迫真左壬也可以学习同志(大嘘)们的方式在资本主义社交媒体上交流(确信🤔

注114514:只有意识形态完全相同的左壬之间才会互相叫同志,随便找两个左壬他们不会互相杀了对方就不错了🤔

所以我先理清中心思想🤔基本上只有一个(当然我那篇里面其实有很多个,但我是以输出观点的名义去troll的不是去讲道理的),那就是:米忽悠的所谓兔女郎事件,爆发的原因无非是(用美国人听得懂的语言来说)incel rebellion,period(确信🤔只不过你们美国人喜欢以刺杀无辜(确信)的大学萌妹的方式来表达incel rebellion,所以晋国人就不能以刺杀游戏公司老板的方式来表达了?🤔

当然你也可以像一个绝对理性人一样去论证崩坏3国服积累了好几年的矛盾,策划不当人好几年,米忽悠株式会社pua玩家好几年,就和cover的火药桶爆发前夕的情况一毛一样等标准答案(确信,但你觉得这群白皮听得进去吗?白皮又不玩虚空pvp排行榜这种玩意,他们把这游戏当萌妹游戏玩的,所以米忽悠株式会社整人的操作他们没有一点感觉,这波是晋国的玩家玩游戏心态本来就有问题🤔cover那边也差不多,他们看vtuber是当娱乐节目看的,不是当偶像节目看的,更不会把自己的亲密关系需求投射到所谓的偶像身上🤔非常有可能他们的这部分需求已经在别处得到了满足,以某种形式,比如按照种族资本主义的惯例,找亚裔解决🤔所以他们根本没法和国服玩家在米忽悠不当人这块感同身受,共情?不存在的🤔

所以想至少达到共情,就需要搬出他们能认知的东西,比如给不同诉求的崩坏3国服玩家统统扣上一顶incel的帽子(无慈悲🤔因为很明显,喜欢玩二刺螈萌妹游戏的在美国也不算chad,就和别的国家一样🤔当然在说出they're nothin' but incel rebellion, period后别忘了加上i'm dead futabruhin' serious或者诸如此类的话,因为西方世界incel和pedo一样已经沦为没有任何字面意思的insulting 101了🤔这部分共情达成(迫真)之后,就可以开始向他们介绍些他们认知范围之外的迫真论证了,比如感谢(大嘘)他们一天25小时的高强度干涉别国互联网,不对,这里的“一天25小时”和“高强度”都是恶俗梗,你要是想装美国人的话除了记住一套美国地址和姓名外还需要避免使用这些梗,所以你可以这么说:thanks to your patriotic and relentless hard work on other nations' social networks, chinese girls have become some kinda shitty arse creatures that would rather lick foreign dicks than their own people's, even when these poor guys had to suffer millions of cailis (wiebitte? ) duo to their shitty arse cultural heritages, thus the born of these mihoyo incel gamers🤔

从逻辑的角度看这句话有114514个逻辑谬误,但我们是去troll的,能带歪一个算一个🤔

当然这里可以发散式巨魔,比如把cover的incel观众也拉进来批判一番,或者/z/本的更过分的akb48粉丝🤔以此来迫真论证这种incel不是晋国独有的现象,而是所有被美国渗透的国家都会出现的,然后你就可以把一顶又高又不好摘的种族主义帽子或者别的什么帽子扣在当场全体美国人的头上,让他们气得像元首一样大叫🤔

到这里我们就可以输出原创观点了(确信🤔比如simp incel赋权论这种,这样就论证了为什么晋国的崩坏3incel玩家能在这个没啥意思的游戏里面一掷千金了🤔只是我不太确定throwing an average of $1145.14是不是一掷千金的正确翻译方式(大嘘🤔接下来你还可以用非常简短的篇幅来让他们意识到他们被米忽悠株式会社免费当枪使,他们在国际服搞的这个活动极其敷衍,而他们现在做的事情只是挑起两边玩家对立转移矛盾,就像他们曾经做过的114514次转移矛盾的行径之类的🤔

这么折腾一番之后,也许你就可以在reddit上面完成辩经了(确信🤔如果运气足够好,还能让他们也去冲塔,或者更好的,去爆破米忽悠的美国总部啥的🤔

但现在看来,这个事件已经过去一个多月了,除非又有人想刺杀带伟哥,不然我那篇玩意也许没有啥简写的必要了(悲🤔

der mihoyogang.21.04.28

标题之所以不用der paimongang,是因为这次米忽悠株式会社被冲,不对,差点惨遭(大嘘)爆破,真的和cuties impact一点关系都没有🤔

我当时在某个经常讨论cuties impact的小型聊天室里听到这个消息时,我第一反应是哪个武德充沛的红脖子meta玩家嫌meta不动了,远渡重洋预谋枪杀带伟哥或者蔡桑之类的,然后被fbi截胡了,毕竟那个链接写的可是genshin impact🤔再仔细一看新闻,崩坏3啊,那就没事了🤔

在几十毫秒之后我终于明白是怎么一回事了,而且这件事可以说是草的批爆🤔它已经进行了一个多月了,直到最近几天随着米忽悠株式会社的迫真道歉达到了高潮(大嘘🤔

ass ass in (hakushin

早在上个月就有人在贴吧上玩4chan风格恐怖主义了,却忘了贴吧和4chan最大的区别是贴吧无限接近于实名(大嘘:

等下,他真的在说“身上还有艾滋”吗,什么魔怔玩意儿🤔说实话,如果他真有艾滋的话,他去非洲感染一次HIV-2147483647然后再回来强奸性侵114514个田园女权都比撞死米忽悠无辜的前台更有价值(确信🤔再说了你以为米忽悠富得能租下整个大楼了?你的车得先飞到它的楼层里,才能撞死米忽悠的前台而不是别的公司的前台(确信🤔

当然5号那天什么都没有发生(或者说还是发生了什么的,比如u2的机房着火了被粗暴灭火,开启了两周没有u2上的痛苦时光),毕竟就像我曾经提到过的cover米忽悠说,米忽悠株式会社在这个时间点上只会装死,据说已经装了一个月死了,一个发到4chan上面都不会有fbi关心的贴吧copypasta怎么可能让米忽悠株式会社结束装死呢🤔但我做梦都没想到半个月后真有人买了两把管制刀具,从佛山到X海米忽悠株式会社的总部行刺带伟哥和蔡桑了🤔按照美国的说法,这叫跨州携带武器(确信🤔当然由于米忽悠株式会社之前天天被人网暴,甚至有人跑他们园区贴横幅,他们早就报警了,或者说(我觉得更有可能)在某宝上没有采取任何防护措施买管制刀具这个动作本身就已经引起了一天25小时高强度视奸的某部门注意,这次业余水平的刺杀没有成功🤔但凡崩坏3极端玩家里有几个熟练通关hitman系列的,估计带伟哥和蔡桑的狗命就真的不保了🤔

当然我肯定不希望带伟哥真的被刺杀了,不然我估计以后就没有cuties可以impact了(确信

生草的是刺杀居然是米忽悠株式会社为数不多听得懂的语言之一,这件事之后米忽悠株式会社光速(可能也没有那么光速,有一说他们拖到美服的活动结束)下架了youtube上面的崩坏3兔女郎视频,和全球服的兔女郎活动🤔此举又引起了西方玩家的极度不满,因为这本来是他们的三周年纪念活动,然后直接没了(可能没的是某种皮肤啥的,这差不多相当于cuties impact的kfc翅膀在红脖子远渡重洋枪杀带伟哥未遂后从国服移除了),不管这活动质量是不是彻头彻尾的垃圾,反正凭着逢中必反的叛逆(大嘘)精神,这群retards把兔女郎吹上了天,并在reddit上面留下了114514条种族主义言论,as usual🤔有这么一群傻逼在,米忽悠株式会社大概在国际服也可以像国服一样喂屎,甚至喂更多的屎,比如说一个一分多钟的视频加一个不到10分钟的galgame桥段,都能让西方玩家认为是他们米爹的无上赏赐,草的批爆🤔我看了1145.14条评论,没有一条提到国服极端玩家的本质的,全在那儿要么黑屁ccp要么黑屁国服玩家,难怪反米忽悠统一战线这种东西就是不存在,米忽悠株式会社可以在国服和国际服同时为所欲为🤔或者说国服那边还稍微好些,至少在带伟哥等人险点没了狗命之后,他们还迫真屈服了,送了点(至少相对于氪佬的人均消费而言)无关紧要的抽卡道具,国际服玩家连自己的诉求都没法实现,实在是过于费拉🤔

paimonthonk

又到了👴最喜欢的如何评价XXX环节(大嘘🤔史诗级巨魔米忽悠株式会社这次搞出来的风波到底是怎么一回事?那个兔女郎视频到底有什么问题?为什么米忽悠株式会社会做出这么一个视频,他们到底是怎么想的?当然还有,为什么崩坏3的极端粉丝不能忍受这个视频,以至于他们连续一个月都在冲米忽悠,甚至尝试刺杀?🤔

接下来我们尝试回答这些问题🤔

首先,视频鉴赏(大嘘:

作为从来没有玩过崩坏3的meta impact玩家,这个视频对我来说的观感是什么?在我看来,至少它的配乐也太没品味了,而且不清楚是这个视频重新上传后的720p的分辨率(原视频可能有喜闻乐见的4k版本,但现在已经私享了),还是别的什么原因,我感觉它的制作水平也不怎样🤔这™是外包出去了吗?我记得崩坏3有几个秀unity魔改技术的渲染视频,是米忽悠自己做的🤔总之,国际服这次的三周年纪念活动质量真™的低啊🤔

但这个视频或者说国际服相关的活动本身倒是没有什么太大的问题的,如果有,那也是ooc的问题,毕竟以我对崩坏3剧情粗鄙的理解,这些女武神放到cuties impact的迫真中世纪世界,是可以和幕后黑手的天理维系者打个有来有回的,怎么能赌博赌到连船都抵债了?想写点西方市场喜闻乐见的独占剧情,为啥只能想出赌博这种垃圾玩意,是不是在讽刺美国人好的就是这口?🤔美国的确人均比较粗鄙,但也是有几百年历史的(确信),挖掘下美国历史还是能搞些有深度的独占剧情的,还能捎带着对他们展现出点优越感,而且还是最不冒犯的那种展现方式🤔再说了拿这种借口搞bunny福利,这种剧情哪怕拿到同人里面都是极其不及格的,更何况这是个官方作品🤔所以我说这是个非常低级的活动剧情,如果国际服玩家享受的是这种剧情,他们大概可以把米忽悠株式会社往死里冲🤔

然而这个大概可以让我们免费看国际服玩家笑话的脑瘫活动传到国服后却掀起了轩然大波🤔所以我无端推测,这个视频最大的问题,和国内国际的大环境,也就是所谓的Zeitgeist是撇不了关系的,而它不管是有意还是无意,点燃了从崩坏3若干年如一日的运营问题到所谓的Zeitgeist的一系列火药桶,堪比赛博一战🤔甚至lexburner点燃的火药桶都不见得比这个多🤔

deepthonk

首先,尽管都是同一家株式会社做的日式二刺螈萌妹游戏,崩坏3和cuties impact是完全不同的两种游戏,我说的不同,最主要的是指它们玩家群体上的显著差异🤔尽管例外存在,但我接触的绝大多数cuties impact玩家,甚至某个除了胡桃酱都抽了的准氪佬,可是实打实的meta玩家,我到差不多1.4的时候才有他那个号里除了甘雨外的绝大多数c🤔而他没有抽胡桃酱从而半退坑的原因就是meta不动了(我记得胡桃酱需要专武才能玩起来爽,再说了他已经有了不知多少个火c,而且我们都知道火c的meta难度是最大的🤔

而崩坏3是个令人一言难尽的游戏,如果有人往里面上万地充钱,原因却不是meta,尽管这游戏在meta方面据说比meta impact还不友好🤔原因却是,真的把二刺螈萌妹当老婆了🤔换句话说,就像我发明了cutie game来形容一系列有了萌妹其他方面做得稀烂都有人买单的游戏一样,崩坏3也有个词可以概括:incel game🤔能往崩坏3这种连cuties impact都不如的游戏里充上万的只有一个可能,那就是他们是incel里面最低级的那档,舔狗incel🤔

但凡reddit的讨论能够提到incel这个词,我也不至于极其鄙视他们的认知水平🤔就像我鄙视某个四宗室卢老爷guy的meta水平一样🤔

不要拦我,我又想点草某人的meta水平了:

Zhongli was already perfectly fine(大嘘

在群里嘲讽某个物刻玩家,然后被群嘲,字面意义上的群嘲,然后开始孔乙己风格的辩解

incel的成因我就不去重复叙述了,你可以在4chan上面找到114514篇学术论文(大嘘🤔反正作为结果,舔狗incel既然能亲手赋予三次元母壬利用亲密关系剥削他们至死的权力,那么对于比一个个人更加贪婪的米忽悠株式会社,他们也亲手赋予了米忽悠株式会社剥削他们到一滴都不剩的权力,甚至用来剥削他们的亲密关系还是虚拟的,或者说是迫真的,只存在于他们自己的脑海里🤔

所以作为迫真mgtow,尽管我经常在discord昵称上写k-kawaii [insert cutie name here] chan ist mein waifu!,但我不会认为我和这些冻鳗萌妹建立了任何亲密关系,就像我对三次元的态度一样🤔说得难听点,这些萌妹只是我的赛博炮友🤔很明显,我当然知道二刺螈萌妹的背后也站着三次元的贪婪资本家,我寻思这个狗屁世界的剥削者已经够tm多了,为什么还要往自己身上加枷锁🤔而且还是以人类最基本的需求之一,亲密关系为名的枷锁🤔所以我看见二刺螈萌妹也好,三次元萌妹也好,我第一件事就是去找它们的裸照或者色图,因为这是解构亲密关系神话的关键一步,尤其是对于二刺螈萌妹来说,色图基本上是完全免费的,如果不存在的话大不了我自己学画然后自己画一个🤔二刺螈萌妹应该成为实现没有剥削,至少没有亲密关系剥削的迫真共产主义的康庄大道(至少由于u2这样的pt存在,二刺螈共产主义在我这边已经便乘了事实),而在崩坏3里,二刺螈萌妹重新便乘了资本主义用来剥削舔狗incel的工具,实在是可悲🤔

但这些incel在三次元渴求亲密关系,就能得到满足吗?如果米忽悠株式会社剥削他们只是万级到十万级的,三次元剥削他们可是百万级的🤔这还不够,三次元逆民废物母壬还喜欢免费吸吮洋带人的鸡儿,争当HIV-2147483647携带者,不然你觉得为什么incel宁肯在崩坏3里浪费钱也不愿在三次元母壬那里浪费钱🤔而我个人认为米忽悠株式会社在本次事件中最大的错误,就是在国际服独占活动里搞的这个垃圾玩意,能够非常容易以一种奇妙深刻的方式,被解读成崩坏3里的二刺螈萌妹也做出了晋国三次元母壬的行为,宁肯在洋带人那里穿兔女郎装跳艳舞,指那个连镜头都不知道怎么摆放的业余mmd视频,也不愿意在国服里表现出亲近的人设🤔当然你也可以说这是meta剧情,因为原来剧情里那些萌妹跳艳舞时观众只有游戏里人物🤔但无论如何,哪怕米忽悠做这件事的初衷只是为了给它的西方市场做点定制内容,但外人无论怎么解读,都没有它什么事了🤔所以什么是Zeitgeist啊(战术后仰🤔

不过话说回来米忽悠株式会社在国服里将女武神塑造成了三次元母壬那样的pua人设,如果崩坏3的incel玩家居然能对这种玩意上瘾,那我只能说他们也真是贱,而米忽悠株式会社也真是无耻🤔当然我估计国际服里这些女武神也是那样,但其实以我对西方世界cuties impact和honkai3rd社区的了解,他们不会以舔狗的方式玩游戏🤔他们甚至都不怎么欢迎metagaming,更不会有人像国内那样meta魔怔了(这大概就是我那篇meta同人没几个人投票的原因吧🤔

总体来说我对西方cuties impact社区印象是非常好的,不像perusona社区,一群炼铜警察魔怔逼,拜反社会连环杀人犯邪教徒🤔

所以,以一种奇妙深刻的方式,米忽悠株式会社将它的最核心的incel玩家也拖入了三次元的丑恶当中,他们的智熄操作除了让incel又一次患了晋国母壬ptsd之外,还断绝了国服玩家和国际服玩家和解的最后一丝希望🤔本来人们玩二刺螈萌妹游戏就是为了逃避现实的,但米忽悠株式会社的操作让他们在二刺螈里也不得不冲向中美对抗的Zeitgeist(确信🤔

到此我是真™的服了,我是服得不能再服了,cover米忽悠说又加上了一条极为有力的论证,而讽刺的是,一个cover出事第一时间与其撇清关系的株式会社,也以差不多一样奇妙深刻的方式冲到了中美对抗的最前线,它甚至都不像cover株式会社那样里面本来就有一群巴不得中美核战的甲级战犯🤔

指cover株式会社以一己之力站在了中美对抗的最前线,而米忽悠株式会社躺着都能躺到中美对抗的最前线

但无论如何,崩坏3国服玩家和国际服玩家现在已经打起来了,两边都以为对面好的批爆,却不知冲他们共同的敌人,贪婪成性、拿迫真亲密关系剥削他们(当然,我不觉得西方玩家会认为米忽悠在剥削他们,因为他们也不会在里面寻求亲密关系,再说了,他们连排行榜pvp都不参与)的米忽悠株式会社🤔但更不幸(大嘘)的是,拿两边的种族主义分化玩家,这次米忽悠株式会社再也无法毫无成本地在搅完屎后擦屁股走人了,它不得不选边站了,毕竟它这次可是真的冲到了前线的前线的前线,连cia都不敢冲的那么前的前线🤔而且哪怕它还想骑墙,我觉得崩坏3的国际服玩家也要冲它到死,哪怕是以在reddit上留下2147483647条种族主义评论为代价(大嘘🤔尽管你们试图将冲国从世界地图上抹除的努力很好笑,但你们至少可以先尝试把米忽悠株式会社的美国分部从美国抹除,比如京都动画style(其实我还是挺喜欢京都动画的,所以我觉得那把火应该烧到别处,不要误解了我这里使用这个词的意思),说不定我还可以捐你们21.47483647美元买汽油🤔反正美国汽油便宜的批爆,这么多美元应该可以买烧京都动画所需汽油量的两三倍,足以把米忽悠株式会社美国分部里的每个人都烧成骨灰(确信🤔剩下的汽油还可以顺便把那个dmca上瘾的altus usa也扬了🤔

米忽悠株式会社是不是和它的共轭株式会社cover一样,忘了他们到底对他们的消费者提供的是什么类型的产品了🤔他们的产品,无论是只有舔狗incel才往里面充上万的incel游戏,还是只有舔狗incel才往里面打几万sc的二刺螈虚拟女主播,都是为了让人们从三次元生活的厮杀中获得暂时的逃避,或者说,从Zeitgeist中获得暂时的逃避🤔而他们貌似完全忘了这点,试图不停地将Zeitgeist也引入二刺螈,那么いいよ!こいよ!既然恁那么喜欢Zeitgeist,要么恁去做做Zeitgeist的炮灰好不好啊?🤔我不清楚cover怎么办,但如果米忽悠株式会社同时吃了晋国的赵弹和美国的赵弹,那岂不是比带伟哥和蔡桑被分尸更™让人愉悦?毕竟二刺螈资本主义死光了,二刺螈共产主义才会出现(大嘘🤔

而且就像印度是帝国主义最薄弱的一环一样,我寻思恁社也是二刺螈帝国主义最薄弱的一环,不橄榄恁橄榄谁啊🤔真的,只要米忽悠的氪金母猪把资敌的钱全部投给印共毛,他们现在也不至于半死不活,资助现在唯一一个还在努力的共产主义然后找什么资本主义帝国主义修正主义法西斯主义还有什么迫真社会主义的乐子可比在二刺螈萌妹里寻求亲密关系刺激多了🤔至少从感官层面刺激多了,你甚至都不用买3090,就能看到超越2147483647Tflops的印度中世纪军队被粉碎成渣渣的114514k高清视频了,什么act of aggression简直弱激霸爆了(大嘘🤔

参考阅读(大嘘

我在批乎上看到了很多对这次事件的分析,列举出来,可以参照着看,当然也有可能会变成我自己写的玩意的灵感来源(迫真

https://www.zhihu.com/question/453199595/answer/1823201607 讲这次事件是如何像福岛核电站事故一样从2级嗯拖到2147483647级的,米忽悠福岛核电站说,迫真论证,请🤔

https://www.zhihu.com/question/453199595/answer/1823738736 尝试分析崩坏3早期形态和转变的答案,然而评论区有个真·早期玩家,是从崩坏3刚运营时就在玩的万氪

https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/364442634 兔女郎科普(确信

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1810705044 分析米忽悠整个生命周期的回答

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1822501645 国际服烂活.mp4

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1819377428 三次元母壬ptsd,这个答案直接论证了我之前的判断

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1855702180 连锁反应(大嘘

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1825582070 给绝对理性人点2147483647个赞,但我不觉得这有什么卵用,米忽悠株式会社但凡有点卖弄所谓的技术(跟EA这种风评同样坠毁但真有技术的带厂相比真的什么都不算)之外的人文水平,就不会搞出这么垃圾的活动剧情,中外玩家不用脚投票还不是因为带厂到现在还没下场吗,无论是企鹅还是ubisoft有在做二刺螈萌妹游戏吗🤔

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1819101329 thonks

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1812620588 人设.jpg

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1809487695 Zeitgeist,Zeitgeist:paimonthonk:

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1815735628 评论区充满了奇怪的壬,这算个全新的视角吧(确信🤔正经回答:神吧(大嘘)键政壬

我随便找点迫真参考文献:https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/349565753 https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/356772847

算是和我之前的某个观点前后呼应(确信,好了,键政结束,接着二刺螈(迫真

https://www.zhihu.com/question/455996362/answer/1851835974 提及了米忽悠的incel客户

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1813326743 Zeitgeist part2(确信

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1819130232 我突然想起了去年经常谈的玩意了,后现代主义解构🤔当然,做toilet chan的鬼畜视频解构了什么,我暂且蒙在李志强到底有没有透到未成年批的toiletnam豪宅(大嘘)里,但高强度污名化崩坏3的萌妹的确能对崩坏3这款游戏的核心卖点造成最大意义上的解构🤔这比冲这游戏的meta问题看起来效率高多了(确信🤔

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1816551124 Zeitgeist part3,米忽悠无意中便乘了Zeitgeist,导致其incel游戏的核心价值被彻底解构,真™讽刺🤔还是这波算是米忽悠自己解构自己?🤔

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1819970833 米忽悠忘了自己的定位

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1817401887 thonks

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1811431613 Zeitgeist part4,我™在干什么:bruhsette:

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1812752466 二刺螈的本质

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1814599252 没有人比米忽悠更不懂二刺螈商业(确信

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1814600799 Zeitgeist part114514

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1814874077 就算上兔女郎元素,也有2147483647种更好的上法

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1822599540 wiebitte?

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1810381352 cover米忽悠说

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1850583857 敌国互联网理论实操?

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1811248292 deepthonks

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1811159916 晋国三次元母人ptsd part2

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1832045901 反驳ntr的观点

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1818216485 崩坏3红色同人?有点意思🤔

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1813373862 Z-Z-Zeitgeist?

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1823361657 米忽悠懂个锤子的美国文化.png

https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1822351427 Zeitgeist再放送

https://www.zhihu.com/question/452539291/answer/1824340113 incel分析?

https://www.zhihu.com/question/452539291/answer/1858941072 崩坏2历史

https://www.zhihu.com/question/456433623/answer/1853755491 cover米忽悠说再加一条论证,cover利用二刺螈虚拟偶像让观众将对亲密关系的需求投射到换皮女主播上,而米忽悠也要打造二刺螈虚拟偶像🤔

https://www.zhihu.com/question/452539291/answer/1859568204 米忽悠尼克松说(迫真

https://www.zhihu.com/question/456433623/answer/1853772549 二刺螈的本质 part2

https://www.zhihu.com/question/456433623/answer/1853670689 不知道真假的米忽悠内幕,其中有一条,米厂员工没时间打自家游戏找作者代肝,草的批爆

https://www.zhihu.com/question/456433623/answer/1855411025 incel

https://www.zhihu.com/question/456433623/answer/1853566245 为 爱 买 单(迫真

https://www.zhihu.com/question/456433623/answer/1853851401 thonks