某篇米忽悠黑屁文的的直球翻译（确信，用了google translate+人工校对，当然主要是看google translate翻译我满篇黑话的玩意准确度有多高🤔实测大概只有40%左右，除了它没法识别出我喜欢拿thonk emoji当标点符号的习惯外，它也没法识别出里面绝大多数的专有名词和黑话（也算专有名词）🤔需要在语法层面大改的只有那么两三次🤔
另外，如果接下来的东西行文风格非常奇怪的话，那是因为我基本上不会改它翻译后的东西，除非它翻译的实在是太烂了，意思都是错的🤔
好了，正文
The reason why "der paimongang" is not used as title, is that the reason Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha was -ganged, no, almost demolished this time, really has nothing to do with Cuties Impact.
When I heard this news in a small chatroom where Cuties Impact was often discussed, my first reaction was that a furious redneck meta player thought the meta was so hard, that he traveled across the ocean to assassinate Mihoyo bosses, only to be arrested by FBI, as the link was written about Genshin Impact anyway. After looking at the news carefully, It's Honkai 3rd? Now I know what really happened, in a matter of milliseconds.
And actually this incident can be said to be funny af. It has been going on for more than a month, and reached its climax in the last few days with the hakushin apology of Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha (oouso.
ass ass in (hakushin
As early as last month, someone showed 4chan style terrorism on Tieba, forgotting that the biggest difference between Tieba and 4chan is that Tieba is totally not anonymous (oouso:
Rough translations: "I'm nothing but a piece of trash, with nothing to care and even AIDS, but you Mihoyo are different, had made more than enough money. Now I'm already in Xuhui District (a certain district in Shanghai where Mihoyo headquarters might be in), having two bottles of gasoline prepared, and two boxes of incendiary bombs made by beer bottles, and happen to have a mortgaged Wuling. I've stated here, if you Mihoyo won't delete all of bunny girl videos or speeches in all platforms including YouTube, and apologize publicly, I will light your building up in April 5th, promised. The bunny girl crap has been going for like one month, players are all ragequitting, I've been waiting for official response but I could only see them pretending death. This time is not like other times, I really can't stand these pretty characters in sexual poses. That's all I could say, the employees should be taking naps at noon, right? If I ram into your company's front door, I might be able to ram one or two of these receptionists to death, they should have had good life, but it's all over. If you don't believe, you can totally wait for April 5th, and watch these receptionists die. "
Wait, is he really saying "I had AIDS"? What kind of possessed arsehole is he? To be honest, if he really had AIDS, he shall go to Africa to get HIV-2147483647 instead. Besides, do you think Mihoyo is rich enough to rent the entire building? Your car has to fly to its floor before you can ram Mihoyo's receptionists instead of receptionists of other companies (convinced.
Of course, nothing happened on 5th (or something happened, for example, the server room of u2 caught fire and was brutally distinguished, and it started two painful weeks of u2 offline). After all, just like the Cover = Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha theory I earlily mentioned, Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha could only pretend its death at this time, and it is said that it has been pretending death for a month, how could a copypasta that couldn't get FBI's attentions even posted on 4chan end their pretending death? But I couldn't imagine that someone really bought two knives half a month later, travelled from Foshan to the headquarters of Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha to assassinate Mihoyo bosses. According to the US laws, this is called "interstate transportation of a firearm with intent to commit an offense" (convinced. Of course, because Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha was cyberbullied everyday, and some people even ran to their building to post banners, they had already called the police, or (I think it is more likely) that the fake arse assassin did not take any protective measures to buy knives online. It has already attracted the attention of a certain department that's monitoring the internet 25 hours a day, foiling this amateur assassinations. Wherever there were several extreme Honkai 3rd players who are also skilled in Hitman series, I guess Mihoyo bosses were already assassinated.
Of course, I definitely don't want them really assassinated, otherwise I would have no cuties to impact in the future (convinced🤔
The funny point is that the assassination is actually one of the few languages that Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha could understand. After this incident, Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha privatized the Honkai 3rd bunny girls youtube video, and canceled the bunny girl event on the global Honkai 3rd server in a speed of light (maybe not that speed of light, there is a saying that they wait until the global Honkai 3rd server's event to end). This move has caused extreme dissatisfaction among Western players, because this was originally their third anniversary event, and then it just disappeared (maybe there is some kinda skin or something, almost equivalent to Cuties Impact kfc wings removed from the local server due to the redneck assassin's failed assassination attempts). And regardless of whether the quality of this event is outright rubbish or not, with the rebellious (oouso) spirit of anti-communitsts, these bunch of retards flattered the low quality bunny girl event into the sky, and left 114514 racist comments on reddit, as usual. With such a bunch of retards, Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha can also feed shit into global server just like local server, or even more shit, for example, a video of more than one minute and a galgame plot of less than 10 minutes can make Western players think that it is the supreme reward of their Mihoyo daddy, ueber funny. I read 1145.14 comments, none of them mentioned the true nature of the extreme players in the local server, all their rants are either shittalking ccp or shittalking players on local server, no wonder anti-Mihoyo united front does not exist, and Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha can do whatever they want in both servers anyway. Or the local server is a little better, at least after assassination attempts, they are hakushin forced to concede and give away (at least in term of whales' per capita consumptions) irrelevant gacha items, global server players can't even realize their demands, too weak.
paimonthonk
The time for my favorite "how to rate xxx" has come again (oouso. What the fuck is this incident caused by the epic troll Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha? What is wrong with that bunny girl video? Why does Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha make it and what did they think about making it? And of course, why can't the extreme Honkai 3rd fans tolerate this video that they have been -ganging Mihoyo for a month, even reach the point of assassination attempt? 🤔
And then we'll try to answer these questions.
First, video appreciation (oousu:
As a Meta Impact player who has never played Honkai 3rd, what is the look and feel of this video to me? In my opinion, at least its soundtrack is too tasteless, and it is not clear that it is the 720p resolution of this video after re-uploading (the original video might have 4k version, but it is now privatized), or something else, caused me to feel that its production level is not very good. Is this thing fucking outsourced? I remember that Honkai 3rd did have several videos showing off their magic modification technology on Unity engine, which was made by Mihoyo themselves. In short, the quality of this third anniversary event of the global server is really low.
But this video or the related event of the global server itself is not a big problem. If there was, it would be the problem of out-of-character. After all, based on my vulgar understanding of the plot of Honkai 3rd, if these Valkyries was placed in the hakushin medieval world of Cuties Impact, they could fight back and forth with behind the scene villain Sustainer of Heavenly Principles. How can they gamble so bad until their ship got mortgaged? I knew they wanna write some exclusive plots to favor their Western market. Why can they only come up with this kind of trash plot of gambling? Are they satirizing that Americans only favor this? The United States is indeed relatively vulgar per capita, but it is also a nation of hundreds of years old (convinced. Excavating the history of the United States can still produce some in-depth exclusive plots. Besides, even if they used this excuse to bring bunny fanservices, this kind of plot is extremely low quality even in fanfics, not to mention this is an official work. So I said this is a very low quality event plot. If that's what global server players enjoy, they can probably go -gang Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha to death.
However, this retarded event that might allows us to watch jokes of global server players for free, caused an uproar after it reached the local server. So I suppose the biggest problem with this video must be related to the domestic and international environment, or the so-called Zeitgeist. And no matter it was intentional or unintentional, it ignited a series of gunpowder, from the long lasting operation problems of Honkai 3rd, to the so-called Zeitgeist, almost at the heat of cyber-WW1. Even Lexburner couldn't ignite that much of gunpowder like Mihoyo do.
deepthonk
First of all, even though they are both the japanese anime style cutie games made by the same Kabushikigaisha, Honkai 3rd and Cuties Impact are two completely different games. By difference I mostly mean that their player groups are significant different. Although there are exceptions, most of the Cuties Impact players I have known, even a quasi-whale guy who had all characters except Hutao chan, are all meta players. I could only have hypercarry characters except Ganyu like him until 1.4 patch. And the reason why he didn't pull Hutao chan and half retired is that he couldn't meta anymore. (I remember that Hutao chan needs a certain exclusive weapon to make it fun to play. Besides, he already had a lot of Pyro hypercarries, And we all know that the meta difficulty of Pyro hypercarries is pretty high, right?
And Honkai 3rd is a game that is difficult to describe. If someone spent tens of thousands of money in it, the reason is not meta, although this game is said to be less friendly than Meta Impact in terms of meta. The real reason is that they really thonk these anime cuties are their wife. In other words, just like I invented the term "cutie game" to describe a series of games that even other aspacts of them are shitty, people would still buy them for anime cuties, there is also a term to summarize Honkai 3rd: "incel game". There is only one possibility that these players spent tens of thousands of money in Honkai 3rd that is even worse than Cuties Impact, that is, they are the lowest level of all kinda incel, simp incel. Only if reddit comments ever mentioned the word "incel", I won't really despise their cognitive level anymore.
I won't repeat the cause of incels anymore, you can go find 114514 academic papers on 4chan (oouso. Anyway, as a result, since simp incel can personally give 3d bitches the power to exploit them to death via intimate relationship, so for Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha which is more greedy than an individual 3d bitch, they also personally gave Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha the power to exploit them to the point that they have nothing left, via intimate relationship. Even the intimate relationship used here to exploit them is virtual, or hakushin, only existed in their own minds.
So, as a hakushin MGTOW, although I often write "k-kawaii [insert cutie name here] chan ist mein waifu! " on my discord nickname, I don't think that I have established any intimate relationship with these anime cuties, just like my attitude in real life. To put it harsher, these anime cuties are just my cyber fuckmates. Obviously, I certainly know that there are greedy capitalists behind these anime cuties, I mean there are already enough exploiters in this shitty world, why more yoke on yourself? And in the name of one of the most basic needs of human beings, the need for intimate relationship? So the first thing I do after seeing anime cuties or 3d cuties, is to find their nude photos or hentai pics, because this is a key step in deconstructing the myth of intimate relationship, especially for anime cuties, hentai pics are basically completely free, and even if it doesn't exist, I could always learn to paint and then draw one by myself, it's totally not a big deal. Anime cuties should become the road to the hakushin communism without exploitation, at least without intimate relationship exploitation. (At least because of the existence of private trackers like u2, anime communism is already a fact for me), but in Honkai 3rd, anime cuties were rearmed as the tools for capitalists to exploit simps, which is really sad.
But could these incels be satisfied with their desire for intimate relationship in real life? If Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha only exploited them for hundreds of thousands of money, the real life would explote them for millions of money. And this is not even enough, 3d reversed nationalist bitches also like to suck foreign dicks for free, fighting hard to bacome HIV-2147483647 carriers, otherwise why do you think incel would rather waste money in Honkai 3rd than in 3d bitches. And I personally think that Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha's biggest mistake in this incident is that, whatever shitty event they made in global server, can be easily interpreted in a ridiculous way as these anime cuties in Honkai 3rd did the exactly same thing as 3d bitches, they would rather waer bunny costume and dance to amuse foreigners abroad, I mean that amateur MMD video that doesn't even know where and how to put the camera, than willing to show closeness in the local server. Of course, you can also say that this is a meta plot, because when these cuties dance in the plot, the audiences are only characters in the game. But in any case, even if Mihoyo's original intention of doing this was just to make some customized content for its western market, no matter how outsiders interpret it, there is nothing they can do right now. So what is Zeitgeist (tactical backward🤔
But then again, Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha has portrayed the Valkyrie into manipulative character like these 3d bitches, in the local server. If the incel players of Honkai 3rd can actually become addicted to this kinda stuff, then I can only say that they are really too low, and Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha is really too shameless. Of course, I guess these Valkyries in the global server are the same, but in fact, based on my understanding of Cuties Impact or Honkai 3rd communities of the Western world, they didn't play these games in simp incel ways. Even metagaming is not very welcomed, and there are not much of metagamers like in here (this is probably the reason why few people voted for my meta fanfic🤔
Generally speaking, I have a very good impression of the Western Cuties Impact community. Unlike Perusona community, nothing but a group of pedo-police possessed arseholes and anti-social serial murderer cultists🤔
Therefore, in a ridiculous way, Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha dragged its core incel players into the real life ugliness. Their smart extinguishing operation not only caused incel to suffer from 3d bitches PTSD yet again, and also cut off the last hope of reconciliation between local server players and global server players. Originally, people play anime cutie games just to escape reality, but the operation of Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha forced them into the very frontline of Zeitgeist called Sino-US confrontation (convinced🤔
At this point, I'm really taking it. I can't take it anymore. Cover = Mihoyo theory added yet another very powerful argument. Ironically, as a Kabushikigaisha who literally cut tides with Cover Kabushikigaisha when it's fucked, it rushed to the forefront of the forefront of Sino-US confrontation in almost the same ridiculous way. It is not even like the Cover Kabushikigaisha with a group of Class A war criminals who are eager for the Sino-US nuclear war🤔
It means that Cover Kabushikigaisha stands on the forefront of Sino-US confrontation with its own strength, and Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha only need to lie down to reach the forefront of Sino-US confrontation.
But in any case, the players in the local and global servers of Honkai 3rd are now fighting, and both sides think that the opposite is better, but they don't know they actually had a common enemy. They are greedy and use their need for intimate relationship to exploit them (of course, I don't think Western players will think that Mihoyo is exploiting them, because they will not seek intimate relationship in it anyway. Besides, they don't even participate in the PvP rankings). But even more unfortunately (oouso), by using the racism cards on both sides to divide the players, this time Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha can no longer wipe its ass after stirring up the shit without any cost. It has to choose a side. After all, it is really rushing this time. When it comes to the front line of the front line, which even CIA dare not. And even if it wants to ride the fence, I think the global players of Honkai 3rd will have to -gang it to death, even with the price of 2147483647 racist comments left on reddit.
Is Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha, like its conjugate Kabushikigaisha Cover, forgot what type of products they provide to their consumers? Their products, whether it's incel game that only simp incel would spend thousands of money in, or the virtual female streamers that only simp incel would spend thousands of money in superchats, is to allow people to get a temporary escape from the fight of the real life, or to get a temporary escape from Zeitgeist. And they seem to have forgotten this completely, trying to keep introducing Zeitgeist into the anime cutie world, so Iiyo! Koiyo! Since you likes Zeitgeist so much, what about becoming Zeigeist's cannon fodder? I don't know what to do with Cover Kabushikigaisha, but if Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha got rekt from both Jin and United States at the same time, wouldn't it be more enjoyable than its bosses being dismembered? After all, the anime communism could only happen when anime capitalism are all dead (oouso🤔
鼓吹印共毛的最后一自然段无论在美国还是晋国都过于政治不正确，不翻译了🤔
references (oouso
I have seen a lot of analysis of this incident on PihuZhihu, so I list them and might refer to them. Of course, it may also become the source of inspiration for my own writings (hakushin
additional notes: all of the links below are not translated, and I won't translate them either, so go translate yourselves🤔
https://www.zhihu.com/question/453199595/answer/1823201607 tells how this incident was delayed from level 2 to level 2147483647 like the Fukushima nuclear power plant accident. Mihoyo = Fukushima nuclear power plant theory, hakushin argumentations, douzo🤔
https://www.zhihu.com/question/453199595/answer/1823738736 an answer attempting to analyze the early forms and transformations of Honkai 3rd. However, there is a real early player in the comment sections, who has been a whale playing ever since Honkai 3rd was launched
https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/364442634 bunny girl popularization (convinced
https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1810705044 the answer about Mihoyo's entire life cycle
https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1822501645 shitty_global_server_event.mp4
https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1819377428 3d bitches PTSD, this answer directly proves my previous judgment
https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1855702180 chain reactions (oouso
https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1825582070 give the absolutely rational boi 2147483647 likes, but I don’t think this will work anyway. Wherever Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha had any kinda humanism tastes outta their so-called graphics technologies (it really doesn't count anything when compare to the similarly notorious big publisher like EA), it will not produce such garbage event plots. The reason why players worldwide won't have to vote with their feet yet, is nothing but the absence of these big publishers. Are either Tencent or Ubisoft making anime cutie games right now? 🤔
https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1819101329 thonks
https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1812620588 character_settings.jpg
https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1809487695 Zeitgeist, Zeitgeist:paimonthonk:
https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1815735628 comment section filled with strange bois, probably a new perspective (convinced🤔serious answer: antiestablishment (oouso) keyboard politician bois
I am gonna look for some hakushin references randomly: https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/349565753 https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/356772847
It is echoed back and forth with one of my previous views (convinced. OK, the keyboard politics time is over, start anime instead (hakushin)
https://www.zhihu.com/question/455996362/answer/1851835974 mentioned Mihoyo's incel customers
https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1813326743 Zeitgeist part2 (convinced
https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1819130232 I suddenly remembered something that I often talked about last year, the postmodernism style deconstruction🤔Of course, I was temporarily blinded to Toiletnam mansion (oouso) of whether Li Zhiqiang has fucked these underaged pussy or not, about what did the making of toilet chan's parody videos deconstruct, but the high-intensity stigmatization of Honkai 3rd's cuties can indeed deconstruct the core selling point of the game in the greatest sense. It would be much more efficient than ranting about the meta problem of this game (convienced🤔
拉鸡⑧倒吧，原文的那段“XXX到底XXX，我暂且蒙在XXX的XXX里”就是esu特色的狗屁不通的句子，为什么我要翻译它
https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1816551124 Zeitgeist part3, where Mihoyo accidentally rided the Zeitgeist, which caused the core value of their incel game to be completely deconstructed, so ironic🤔Or would this be counted as Mihoyo deconstructing themselves? 🤔
https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1819970833 Mihoyo forgot about its market position
https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1817401887 thonks
https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1811431613 Zeitgeist part4, what the fuck am I doing:bruhsette:
https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1812752466 the true nature of anime world
https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1814599252 no one knows anime business worse than Mihoyo (convinced
https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1814600799 Zeitgeist part114514
https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1814874077 Even with the bunny girl element, there are 2147483647 better ways to go
终于，google translate靠谱了一会（确信
https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1822599540 wiebitte?
https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1810381352 Cover = Mihoyo theory
https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1850583857 the practice of enemy state internet theory?
https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1811248292 deepthonks
https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1811159916 3d bitches PTSD part2
https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1832045901 the views refuting NTR
https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1818216485 Honkai 3rd red fanfic? Kind of interesting🤔
https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1813373862 Z-Z-Zeitgeist？
https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1823361657 Mihoyo_knows_a_hammer_about_American_culture.png
google translate的生草直译"meters Flickering to understand the American culture of a hammer.png"，看来哪怕我上了元老院与蜀汉人民的传统艺能，在生草方面也不及google translate的2147483647分之一
https://www.zhihu.com/question/451661127/answer/1822351427 Zeitgeist replay
https://www.zhihu.com/question/452539291/answer/1824340113 incel analysis?
https://www.zhihu.com/question/452539291/answer/1858941072 Honkai 2 history
https://www.zhihu.com/question/456433623/answer/1853755491 added another argument to Cover = Mihoyo theory, Cover uses anime virtual idol to let the audience project the need for intimate relationship onto the skin-changing female streamers, and Mihoyo also wants to create anime virtual idols🤔
https://www.zhihu.com/question/452539291/answer/1859568204 Mihoyo = Nixon theory (hakushin
https://www.zhihu.com/question/456433623/answer/1853772549 the true nature of anime world part2
https://www.zhihu.com/question/456433623/answer/1853670689 inside story of Mihoyo, real or fake unknown. One of them is that the employees of them had to play their own games but don’t have time to do it, so they found the author to help play for them, funny af.
https://www.zhihu.com/question/456433623/answer/1855411025 incel
https://www.zhihu.com/question/456433623/answer/1853566245 p a y f o r l o v e (hakushin
https://www.zhihu.com/question/456433623/answer/1853851401 thonks
后记（大嘘
这玩意翻译得我快要吐了，外加后半段是在公交车上完成的，生理不适感又加了一重🤔总体来说极其的词不达意，但这次我决定完全甩锅google translate，毕竟我自己从头开始估计也会有点词不达意🤔出于某种申必原因，可能是因为我学艺不精，我发现allesganging栏目里面常见的戾气，翻译成英文之后居然没了，所以我觉得翻译是失败的，暂且仅图一乐吧🤔
当然我做这件事除了实在是闲的蛋疼外，我还想搞点思想实验，比如林纾式翻译到底可不可行，当年他能在完全不懂英文的情况下完成英文翻译，仅仅做了下我们现在被称为润色的事情🤔我这玩意也是对着google translate结果直接改的，假装我没看过原文，也不懂原文是什么意思，至少在公交上我没机会上双语对照（确信🤔
拉倒吧，其实原文是我写的（🤔下次我应该找个/z/本人的作品做这种思想实验，因为/z/语我真tm不懂🤔
