tac discord.backups.json | grep -Po 'https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/.*?(?=")' > thonkeqing.txt
cat thonkeqing.txt | grep -Po '(?<=[0-9]/).*?(?=.rar)' | grep -Po '(?<=[0-9]/).*?(?=.metadata)' | grep -v "currentprogress" > ryzathonk.txt
for line in `cat ryzathonk.txt`
do
lineno=`grep -rn "/line\." list | cut -f1 -d: | head -1`
if [ "lineno" ]
then
echo "lineno"
sed -i "lineno d" list
fi
done
西方网络还有一个极其生草的乳批登乐子,叫做“Let's go Brandon”,这玩意到现在已经便乘了巨大多乐子,而且在批登本人也被乐的过程中达到了总高潮(确信🤔
但这个梗比乳包难理解得多🤔首先是一个叫做Brandon Brown的赛车手,在一个叫做NASCAR的赛事中拿了第一来着🤔然后一个叫做nbc的媒体采访他的时候,他的某些粉丝在背景里直球辱骂批登“Fuck you Biden”,然而我们的白左nbc记者由于某种申必原因,居然当着全世界观众的面指鹿为马,称这些粉丝说的明明是“Let's go Brandon”🤔
现在好了,本来准备直球辱骂批登的一亿多人现在一个一个一个一个全部开始指鹿为马了,用“Let's go Brandon”sarcastically代替“Fuck you Biden”,包括一大帮共和党议员🤔甚至有人问批登本人Let's go Brandon吼不吼啊,炼铜炼得老年痴呆的批登居然说吼啊,此时这个乐子已经停不下来了(确信🤔
我还发现这玩意翻译成英文之后生草程度会降低不少🤔因为英文里对于/z/本地名和人名这样的专有名词本来就是用音译来称呼的,和这个暴论的形式一毛一样,但中文里一般的习惯是将/z/本地名和人名写成汉字(哪怕它压根就没有汉字,比如saitama市就没有汉字,但读音一样的saitama县叫做埼玉县,所以saitama市也叫做埼玉市了),然后直接用汉字对应的中文来称呼,所以吉田的“打倒urawa帝国主义”听起来就比“打倒浦和帝国主义”奇怪多了,外加吉田说这句话时生草的口音和极其夸张的肢体动作,真是草的批爆(确信🤔但翻译成英文的“down with urawa imperialism”,就只保留内容上的生草之处,丢失了形式上的生草之处了(悲🤔再说了,内容上的生草之处有没有我都怀疑,因为左经在英文世界里没有像中修这样的特殊含义,甚至左经作为一种梗他们都没怎么听说过(悲🤔
@Hitler Rants Parodies Etnies lovingly embraced Stacy Blackmon but IRL "dont worry, Stacy Blackmon literally irl, your WHOIS record is temporarily protected... after i get my major finished i'll get a great job and we can have it turned into unprotected WHOIS record"
"and my phone number, too, Etnies-chan?" Stacy Blackmon irl responded, blushing. "yes, of course dear, big honkers for me to motorboat on lovingly!!!" Etnies groped Stacy Blackmon irl's micro and soft penis and Stacy Blackmon irl squealed and giggled and pulled it tighter
five years have passed since we last left our two joyous soul mates.
"w-was the operation a success?" Stacy Blackmon irl said as the sedatives wore off"hmmm! let's take a look at the hacker i paid for!" Etnies grinned ear to ear and looked up the WHOIS record of DOWNFALLPARODIES.NET to reveal Stacy Blackmon irl's magnificent big arse house in 7 COLERIDGE HOUSE 3 TAGORE CLOSE of HARROW and his phone number +44.2035925599. tears swelled in Etnies's eyes. "the perfect addition.... to my perfect goddess...."
(based on the notorious .t eleos from the old /r/megatan discord
function processjson() { # 1 = json username
for line in `cat "1" | grep -Eo '"items":[.*],"nextUrl"' | sed 's/},{"id":"[0-9]*","title":/n/g'`
do
for imagefile in `echo "line" | sed 's/,/n/g;s/\\\//\//g' | grep "originalUrl" | sed 's/"/n/g' | grep "http"`
do
echo "imagefile" >> list
filename="{imagefile#*/*/*/*/*/}"
filename="{filename////.}"
echo " out=filename" >> list
echo >> list
done
for attachment in ` echo "line" | sed 's/,/n/g;s/\\\//\//g' | grep "url" | sed 's/"/n/g' | grep "http"`
do
echo "$attachment" >> list
echo >> list
done
done
}