我还发现这玩意翻译成英文之后生草程度会降低不少🤔因为英文里对于/z/本地名和人名这样的专有名词本来就是用音译来称呼的，和这个暴论的形式一毛一样，但中文里一般的习惯是将/z/本地名和人名写成汉字（哪怕它压根就没有汉字，比如saitama市就没有汉字，但读音一样的saitama县叫做埼玉县，所以saitama市也叫做埼玉市了），然后直接用汉字对应的中文来称呼，所以吉田的“打倒urawa帝国主义”听起来就比“打倒浦和帝国主义”奇怪多了，外加吉田说这句话时生草的口音和极其夸张的肢体动作，真是草的批爆（确信🤔但翻译成英文的“down with urawa imperialism”，就只保留内容上的生草之处，丢失了形式上的生草之处了（悲🤔再说了，内容上的生草之处有没有我都怀疑，因为左经在英文世界里没有像中修这样的特殊含义，甚至左经作为一种梗他们都没怎么听说过（悲🤔
@Hitler Rants Parodies Etnies lovingly embraced Stacy Blackmon but IRL "dont worry, Stacy Blackmon literally irl, your WHOIS record is temporarily protected... after i get my major finished i'll get a great job and we can have it turned into unprotected WHOIS record"
"and my phone number, too, Etnies-chan?" Stacy Blackmon irl responded, blushing. "yes, of course dear, big honkers for me to motorboat on lovingly!!!" Etnies groped Stacy Blackmon irl's micro and soft penis and Stacy Blackmon irl squealed and giggled and pulled it tighter
five years have passed since we last left our two joyous soul mates.
"w-was the operation a success?" Stacy Blackmon irl said as the sedatives wore off"hmmm! let's take a look at the hacker i paid for!" Etnies grinned ear to ear and looked up the WHOIS record of DOWNFALLPARODIES.NET to reveal Stacy Blackmon irl's magnificent big arse house in 7 COLERIDGE HOUSE 3 TAGORE CLOSE of HARROW and his phone number +44.2035925599. tears swelled in Etnies's eyes. "the perfect addition.... to my perfect goddess...."
(based on the notorious .t eleos from the old /r/megatan discord
function processjson() { # 1 = json username
for line in `cat "1" | grep -Eo '"items":[.*],"nextUrl"' | sed 's/},{"id":"[0-9]*","title":/n/g'`
do
for imagefile in `echo "line" | sed 's/,/n/g;s/\\\//\//g' | grep "originalUrl" | sed 's/"/n/g' | grep "http"`
do
echo "imagefile" >> list
filename="{imagefile#*/*/*/*/*/}"
filename="{filename////.}"
echo " out=filename" >> list
echo >> list
done
for attachment in ` echo "line" | sed 's/,/n/g;s/\\\//\//g' | grep "url" | sed 's/"/n/g' | grep "http"`
do
echo "$attachment" >> list
echo >> list
done
done
}
you know what, i'm tired of makin' directories in literally every article of this genshin frontier that archon knows when the fuck would be finished:barbruh:, so just follow the "genshin frontier" tag i guess:luminethonk:
interlude #114514
A certain high ground in Watatsumi Island - While resting with her teammates, Lumine chan was looking for a way to piss off Signora, if that arrogant Harbinger ever dares to run into her in any way.
Thoma: "Let me see... What about you try to mention her horrible backstories when fighting her, if she had one? "
Lumine: "She did have one. Let me think... " :luminethonk: "Yes, some kinda she was a Mondstater blah blah blah, some terrible thing happened 500 years ago blah blah blah and she turned herself into a witch that probably used Pyro much more than Cryo blah blah blah, and her lover died so she hates Venti blah blah blah, so probably mentioning her witch backstory would work. "
Sacchara: "Where did you get this from? "
Lumine: "Diluc told me I guess. He's one of my best friends in Mondstadt, and he's been farming Artifacts in a certain Crimson Witch of Flames domain for more than a year and still got no progress. I guess the way this domain works did make people sympathize with her tragedic stories though, but it's not even a sufficient enough excuse to bully my friend right in front of me. "
Lumine took out a book like device from her pocket, and started using it, "I guess time to use some kinda 'Otherworldly' antics... Shit, it's low on power. "
Thoma: "What is this? It doesn't belong to this world, right? "
Lumine: "Yes, and let's go hunt some Electro slimes, then I would tell you whatever thing about it. "
They found a place with a lotta Electro slimes. "Follow my precise instructions, " Lumine chan took out another strange device from her pocket, and Sacchara chan started to use her Anemo Delusion to generate a wind field to suck Electro slimes onto it.
1145.14 seconds later - "I guess it's fully charged. Finish them off! " they defeated these slimes and returned to where they first rested.
Lumine: "Well, explaination time. As you could see, I am a traveller that came from totally another world, and probably have travelled a lotta other worlds. These devices are from my homeworld, we call it 'laptop', or we say, 'portable computer'. And the device I used to charge it, is mainly composed of a powerful magnet, and when we use it against Electro slimes, whatever called 'Electro-magnetic Induction' happened and Electro current was generated to provide my laptop with Electro powers, so it could work again. "
Sacchara: "C-computer? I might know Electro, but what is Magnet? "
"What kinda question is that -" Lumine chan suddenly realized that people in Teyvat might not use technologies like what people in her homeworld do, "Well, whatever. I shall save the part of Maxwell equations before more confusion was made... Remember the magic device I gave to you, to change background music in Fold Wave, Thoma? "
Thoma: "The one you called 'Portable Media Player'? "
Lumine: "Yes, and 'computer' is a magic device that can be used to fill 'PMP' with new music. Let's see... connected to intergalactic Fold network, search for 'La Signora', and wow... I didn't know that Signora had an Instagram page. Even she uses intergalactic Fold network behind everyone's back, that's pretty interesting... Probably she also uses laptop, or something more advanced, I would never know. "
Thoma: "At least these pics looks like a Futui Harbinger... "
Lumine: "It must be her, I remember her face very well. And she even wrote some texts along with it... Some kinda she only likes classical Snezhnayan music, and this post, some kinda trolled spammed 'cyka blyat p90 rushb' on her comment section, and she replied with this video link about... 'Never Say Suka Blyat again! '... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" : luminethonk:
Lumine chan and the others watched the video of a male with glasses rant like Adolf Hitler,
Thoma: "Wait, isn't it a male? It looks pretty far away from Signora. "
Lumine: "But I'm pretty sure it's Signora, too! She must used some Snezhnayan antics to turn herself into a male, right? But anyway, I knew what would piss her off the most! Hardbass! Let's find some more Hardbass music! "
"Hardbass? "
"Didn't you remember the song we played when we all help you fish enough rare fish to redeem your weapon, Oktoberfest? It's actually a Hardbass song. It's a pretty popular song genre in Snezhnaya, some like it and some thonks it's literally not real music at all, since most of them are just full of Snezhnayan profanities, like this Cykablyat by HBKN? "
Lumine chan downloaded Cykablyat and transferred it into their PMP, and soon "Sukasukasukablyat" was filling arosss the Fold Wave around them. "I guess this one was enough to piss Signora off. I could already imagine her ranting like Adolf Hitler! 'No! They're not Snezhnayan music, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' Good, let's find more. "
Lumine chan scolled through HBKN's Cykatube channel, "Wait, they even had a Patreon channel? And it only needs 233280 mora per month to download all their music in Loseless? Gotta subscribe! "
1 = 233280 mora theory:100 = 6480 primogens
50 primogens = 60 original resins (just assume lumine chan only did that once per day
20 original resins = 60000 mora (considering lumine chan was in WL8
so $1 = 60000/20*60/50*64.8 = 233280 mora, q. e. d. (hakushin
And then Lumine chan found that her network quality was too poor to download all their songs in one go, "Can't fucking belive that even in Teyvat, I'll still need to do programming. Fine, I'll do it. "
Lumine chan logged into her GitHub account and started to make a new GitHub Action script to analyze and download all of HBKN's songs into GitHub Action's temp VM, packed them into one archive file, and reupload them into some mysterious file hosting provider. Then Lumine chan wrote another GitHub Action script to download more of these Hardbass songs from Cykatube. After all these songs were appearing in her mysterious file hosting provider, she retrived all these songs into her laptop, and transferred all of them into Thoma's PMP.
Thoma: "I can see three hundred new songs added. Wow that's indeed magic. Let's try to randomly pick one and play, and see how 'suka' it is. "
Thoma selected "HBKN - VOSHOD mas.flac" and played it.
Lumine: "This song didn't sound like typical 'sykablyat' Hardbass at all. Great, I would rather enjoy it than using it to piss Signora off. "
All of them enjoyed the music in sunset of Watatsumi Island inserts credit (hakushin