genshin frontier: inazuma.21.09.04

this one includes chapter 01-03, chapter 04-06 are in here, chapter 07 is in here, and chapter 08 to the latest are in here

01

It's Lumine chan's neinty neinth day since she was trapped in this place called Inazuma, without any way to return to her familiar land. Still, she could recall her reckless action of saving Thoma from his Vision taken everyday, thus making her the most wanted ever by the Raiden Shogun, and having to flee to Watatsumi island to work under Sangonomiya Resistance temporarily.

"C-captain Lumine! Her Excellency sent me here, she required your immediate attendance, sofort! "

"For what? For another ronin camp behind our lines to rek? If that's the case, tell Kokomi to go fuck herself, I had other important matters to attend. "

"I don't know, but she said it's an ueber urgent matter, seems much more urgent than our ronin problems. "

"Ah-I see... I knew what she's talking about. It must be... Alright, I'll reach her asap. " Lumine thonks.

"What is it? " One of Lumine chan's travel companions, Tachibana Sacchara, asked.

"Didn't you remember the Fold network problem I mentioned yesterday, sweetheart? "

"The strange device that allows us to teleport throughout Watatsumi Island and elsewhere? "

"Yes. Teleport Waypoints throughout Watatsumi Island had different Fold network specifications than elsewhere, only someone with the Resistance IFF could use it to reach Sangonomiya Shrine. But last few days I saw a bunch of Shogunate arseholes trying to activate one of the terminus nodes, of course they got rekt by us in time. I thonk they must found some vulnerabilities in our IFF protocols, if they want, they can deploy their main army right into our headquarters, and we can do nothing about it. We better hurry to see if our Zhuge Kokomi thonk of any countermeasures. "

After a series of Fold jumps, they finally reached Sangonomiya Shrine, the Resistance's headquarters. In the war room sat Sangonomiya Kokomi, the commander and chief strategist of the Resistance aka "Inazuman Zhuge Liang", as well as other Resistance figures.

"Who is Zhuge Liang though? "

"One of the greatest strategists in Liyue's history, his stories are pretty much to say in a few sentences. And yes, the session already started, let's hear from them. "

plays Frontier 2059

Kokomi noticed Lumine's arrival. "You finally arrive, Captain Lumine. Now our new operation is a go. Several days ago, my intel sources indicated that the Shogunate Army plan to initiate a massive invasion to totally get rid of us, using our own Fold networks.

"And as what I could know, they actually believe the theory that our Fold technology is pretty primitive, that these Waypoints could only be set within a certain distance, so someone will have to jump multiple times before they can reach here. But actually, our Waypoints can project as much distance as the Shogunate ones, the rules of jumping is only used to stop the possible threats mid jumps... "

"I seem to follow you. That means, in their invasion plans, if they actually had one of course, they will try their best to finish jumps and jump right into our last Waypoint in the preceived jump route. And you might need me to move this Waypoint into elsewhere? "

"Exactly! You definitely had perfect locations for these Shogunate army to reach, right? "

"I had pretty many, like... the Electro water in Seirai Island. Of course normal water would be enough to drown them to death, but Electro water... would make them suffer more before death. Let them taste their beloved Shogun's own medicine. The problem is, how exactly could I set the Waypoint in the middle of Electro water? I just couldn't freeze this kinda water long enough to construct a Cyro bridge so I could have enough time to set it up. "

"You can definitely use Geo if you want, right? Put up some Geo Constructs, then you can set it up in there. "

"But I can't return to the old world to touch Geo statue to change my element back to Geo. Otherwise I could even persuade Zhongli into the operations. He could make higher Geo Construct than mine. "

"Let me think about it... If you couldn't, just put it above some kinda normal water, they're gonna be drown anyway. "

"And what about the vulnerabilities in our IFF protocol-"

"I know, I know. I already knew what kinda vulnerabilities they're gonna use, and how we're gonna fix it, and luckily, the fix can be applied in single Waypoint scale. That means, we can fix all these Waypoints near our critical locations, so they will never be able to pose any real threats to us. And we deliberately left some of these Waypoints unpatched, so they'll be forced to go through the jump route we chose for them, and the last jump would be in whatever location you'll set up. And now here's the Waypoint. Take it, and put it in wherever you like. The Shogunate army would be in hours. "

"Hours? That was pretty fast. I gotta get going asap. " Lumine chan took the Waypoint from Kokomi, and disappeared via Fold in a mere second.

inserts random narrator voices, 114514% accurate parody of macross frontier's famous opening theme (hakushin

Long ago, there was a war with the formidable Shogun Army

After Vision users experienced the threat of losing their Visions in their fight with the Shogun Army,

shows a map of Watatsumi Island and its Teleport Waypoints, and people Folding into it they risked their future on advancing into Watatsumi Island.

Seeking new sanctuary, they scattered to all corners of the island (oouso.

02

It's getting more and more festival atmospheres in the land of Liyue, while Kaedehara Kazuha was wandering around Guyun Stone Forest, as usual. Even as now he still wondered how the literal futabruh could he Fold outta Inazuma anyway, since if you're in Inazuma, you can't actually find anywhere else to Fold outside your familiar locations, especially if you're wanted by the Shogunate, you will have much less locations to Fold.

And then he saw a cute teenage girl with cat ears, pink eyes and purple clothes fighting enemies in style. But her damage output is too low, the fight became too stranded and painful. Kazuha decided to join her fight, and he used his skills to mix enemies with Electro and Hydro together. He's a firm believer of Elemental Mastery, and he already equipped Viridescent Venerer of 1145 Elemental Mastery, that made these enemies suffered huge arse Electro-charged damage, thus finished the fight pretty quick.

"Wow, I'm pretty impressed. Actually I don't need your help, but still thanks. "

"Really? You didn't look like you won't need any help though, otherwise you should finish them in seconds. By the way, what a cute cat ear you have... "

"It's hairstyle, not cat ears! "

"Sorry, I did not see that coming. May I ask of your name...? "

"I'm Keqing, Yuheng of the... "

"Wait a minute, so you're the 'legendary' Keqing... Your reputation precedes you all cross Teyvat. "

"Really? "

"Except in a way you might not feel amused, I'm afraid. On the way beating Treasure Hoarders and Metachurls, I've overheard a dozen versions of the so called 'Mockeqing' jokes. I've been thinking: How could a certain character too weak, that she's mocked over and over? Now after watching your combat performance in my own eyes, I'll have to admit that they're not completely baseless. "

"Hmph! I'm not weak! At least not THAT weak! It's just..."

"Just what? Then how would you explain your failed Abyss performances? "

"It's just the Abyss rules work against me! Electro can't be amplified like other three elements, you know! "

"Or... The other reason also exists, didn't you thonk? Like the Electro Archon didn't like to give her power to Electro Vision users anymore. Would that be a more convinced reason than the so called Abyss rules, to shut these Mockeing maniacs up? "

"Wait, how do you know the Electro Archon that well? Did you imply that... You're from Inazuma? "

"Yes. Is that really a surprise? Or it really is: Inazuma was supposed to be isolated from the rest of the world. And I am one of the exceptions. "

"I thought this place is only a myth, that my friends always used to joke on me that I could become the Electro Archon when these alchemists in Mondstadt really created Inazuma from scratch anyway. "

"No, Inazuma really exists, it's just unreachable from here. Even I couldn't know how I ended up here. "

"Oh... By the way, I'm more interested about the Electro Archon, is it a good Archon, or a bad one? "

"It's pretty hard to describe her as simply good or bad, let's just say, she's a controversial Archon. "

"How so? "

"She started to isolate Inazuma from the outside worlds, so that these harms cannot even reach Inazuma; and in the meantime we had corrupt as fuck Tri-Commissions, or at least two of the three are rotten to the core. Not to mention her current Vision Hunt Decree literally formed Sangonomiya Resistance, thus the civil wars. "

"That's pretty interesting, an Archon hunts Visions instead of issuing them. No wonder there are no new Electro Vision user over these years... " Keqing thonks, "Or the overall damage output drop from me and all these Electro Vision users... "

"... But don't worry, I know just the way to regain your battle power, help you beat the Abyss, so no one will dare to mock you anymore. "

"Really? Teach me! I'll do anything you would request! " Keqing seemed to be pretty eager about it.

"Anything? Even things seem too had to accomplish? "

"I'll try my best... "

"Fine them. I'm a specialist in Elemental Reactions, when Electro reacts with Pyro, it would cause powerful Overload, which is Pyro damage, that's totally outta Electro Archon's reign. If we could find another Pyro user to travel with us, we can totally fuck the Abyss. Not to mention my Viridescent Venerer set can decrease enemies' Pyro res for 40%, so they will receive more Overload damage. "

"Sounds pretty good. If your theory's correct, I only need to stack Elemental Mastery? "

"Exactly! You must have a lotta Thundering Fury with Elemental Mastery mainstat, right? If you use them, you can totally forget about substat optimizations, and have fun. "

"Yes, I even had three sets of Thundering Fury all of Elemental Mastery. "

"Then upgrade them! And we'll head for Hanfeng's Ironmongers to forge an Iron String. Did you have extra Sword Billet? "

"No, but I can exchange one at Mingxing Jewelry with my Geo Sigils. "

"Good. Now we need to find a Pyro user to accompany us. "

"I knew exactly the people we need, Xiangling, Wanmin Restaurant's Head Chef. She will hardly refuse us if we are on the adventure for food ingredients. "

"Good, Musk Reef if pretty near Mondstadt, and we can help her find food ingredients for payments of participating the Abyss conquest. "

"Alright then, let's Fold back to Liyue Harber to see what Xiangling's doing. " Keqing and Kazuha disappeared in a mere second.

03

The Shogunate Army's invasion plans started with a fake truce, helded at Yashiori Island, the place where Watatsumi Island's god, Orobashi, seemed to be slain. As Sangonomiya Kokomi arrived, she found the Shogunate Army sent Kujou Takayuki, The Tenryou Commission's head commissioner, to form "peace talks". Probably they wanna use the Resistance' hands to assassinate him, so someone else in the Tenryou Commission could seize position of the commissioner? Kokomi thonks.

"Are you the famous Zhuge Kokomi? "

"Ja. "

"I've heard about you long before. My honor to meet you today. I assume you're aware the current situation. Why do you wage war and start the uprising with no just cause. "

"I came here to abolish the Vision Hunt Decree. Is that not just enough cause? "

"Hahahaha….. Why do you have to go against God and people? Havent you heard the saying: 'Those who submit will prosper; those who resist shall perish?' Now the great Shogunate Army has millions of solders and thousands of officers. With your pathetic forces like a firefly. Is it really a match to the bright moon in the sky? If you could lay down your arms and surrender with due respect, your title would still remain. Isn't peace the most pleasant thing? "

"Hahahhahahhaha…. I thought, an old commissioner like you, would say something wise before your men and my men. Never expected you'd give such an ugly parochial speech. I have a word for everyone here to thonk about:

During the regions of the current Raiden Shogun, the Shogunate authority declined with eunuchs fermenting disturbances that led to national chaos. After the Vision Hunt Decree, traitors continued one after another. Abducting Their Majesties and abusing people. As a result, unworthy and inhumane people took office and drew salary in the Tri-Commission. So that the power had all been manipulated by those who were either barbaric or bowing, leading to the ruin of Inazuma and great infliction of the folks. By the time of calamity, what have you been doing, mister commissioner?

I happen to have known your history long before. You lived on the Narukami Island, and were supposed to work for the Shogun and the nation. And you, however, wage rentless wars and even collide with the Futui! Even by Gods, Your crimes are not to be forgiven! "

"You, you! Sangonomiya rustic jackass! How dare you…"

"Shut the fuck up! Old rat, didn't you know people all cross the nation wanna eat you alive, and you still have the nerve to rap? Fortunately, our nation is still blessed. In Watatsumi Island, the Resistance raised up, and we came to rape your Shogunate sorry arse. An arse-kisser like you should have hidden yourself to linger your pathetic life. How dare you blabber the God's will my men? You white-haired, old piece of shit! You are about to drop dead soon, and by then, how would you face Inazuman people sacrificing for the nation! Your lived 76 years without any achievement or talent but this ass-kissing tongue! How dare you, a spineless hound, even had the nerve to bark at my men! I have never met such a shameless suka blyat like you! "

"NO! HUMPH! HUMPH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! " Kujou rants like Yajuu Senpai.

"You... You... You're iku, ikuikuikuiku Kokomi AH AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! " Kujou rants like Yajuu Senpai.

credits go to https://www.bilibili.com/video/av41510588 for his translations of Zhuge Liang vs Wang Lang

Suddenly, thunder and rain covered Yashiori Island, with strange atmosphere in the air.

"Tatarigami! Who the fuck released Orobashi on the island? We gonna do Emergency Fold, SOFORT! " Kokomi and her men suddenly vanished, leaving Shogunate people confused. They also wanna use Fold, but the Fold Fault covered the entire island and they just couldn't Fold into anywhere, basically trapped.

"Finally, our ancient god has heard our call, and these Shogunate scums are trapped here like rats! Face the warth of your own sins, arseholes! " The Resistance army ambushed them and started a pretty chaotic fight.

"Your magic worked, Nathan-san! What would we do next? "

"Of course fuck them all up, until they totally regret ever existing! " Amoung them lies Nathan, a Mondstadter willingly helping the Resistance, and gaining the rank of Captain of a certain special op team, "Am I doing it right, Lord Barbatos? Am I following the creed of freedom, to liberate the people of this opposed land? "

"What will we do right now, commissioner? " Tenyou Commission soldiers asked their commissioner.

"Ever since we can't Fold, we'll have to leave this place via foot. Retreat to Nazuchi Beach and wait for reinforcement. Did you bring fireworks? "

"Yes, commissioner. "

"Then fire! Sara will know what happened and come to help us. Let's hope that our special forces made progress there, when Sangonomya returned her headquarters, she did Nazi this coming! Hahaha! "

wtf.21.09.02

我在某两个小号上抽雷电将军的池子,结果都不怎么样,一个硬是没出sara chan,另外一个就更坑爹了,第一个五星角色居然不是雷电将军,而是diluc🤔这倒是挺符合这个破账号的体系的,因为它早就是lisa和砂糖酱的体系了,而diluc上火反正比香菱快多了🤔而且我还发现它居然有4vv,而且有三个元素精通vv,尽管都是三号位🤔现在好了,无论lisa还是砂糖酱还是diluc都能疯狂堆元素精通,我迫真调教了一番lisa能够砸出五千超载伤害,加砂糖酱buff还能上七千,这玩意几天前只有三千🤔

我在某个氪佬的号上面测试了下雷电将军和砂糖酱的配合结果,可以说是非常糟糕,雷电将军的e技能触发频率远远赶不上砂糖酱的rof,和宵宫那就更不用说了🤔也许雷电将军在别的队里用处很多(我倒是可以坐等某人研究出用途,但我就懒得折腾了),但对砂糖酱为核心的队伍搞不好用处真的没有diluc大🤔实测它挂后台rof不如fischl chan,开大前台rof也不如刻晴,作为这两者的缝合我也没啥好说的了🤔

至于sara chan,我就更不知道怎么用了🤔所以搞不好这个池子我也跳过,珊瑚宫心海的池子我也跳过,这游戏已经没啥角色可以抽了(悲🤔

baalthonk

我大号小保底居然没歪,抽到了雷电将军🤔上次小保底没歪是一命钟离,搞不好它是不是在七神的池子里小保底歪的几率就会低些?🤔

我将fischl chan替换了出去,结果相当满意,砂糖酱感电伤害基本上没损失太多,而且由于雷电将军的确改善了行秋和砂糖酱的充能效率,这几个角色的大招更加频繁了🤔有时候感电起来了,连雷电将军自己都能无限大招连,我用刻晴都没有发生过这种事🤔总体来说,这是次极其成功的meta抽卡,甚至可以说是我impact cuties一年来最成功的一次🤔

成功到我都想强行洗白一次雷电将军了🤔其实米忽悠株式会社的编剧脑子里装的是屎,我们哪怕遵循雷电将军的当前设定(深渊灾变的ptsd患者,futaba archon),都能随便写出更好的剧情🤔

比如说,引出深渊势力,让雷电将军的ptsd再爆发一次,这样主角就能和雷电将军一块橄榄深渊法师,战后雷电将军看到了人类的力量,也正视了自己为ptsd找借口的行为,所谓永恒的哲学自然站不住脚🤔如果此时钟离和芭芭脱丝也出面就再好不过了,夸赞雷电将军的那个姐姐是怎么的英勇之类的🤔这么一来雷电将军的ptsd就朝着非常乐观的方向发展了(确信),接下来废除锁国啥的就自不用说了🤔八重话疗的效果说实话没有那两个神好,因为那两个神和雷电将军的姐姐一同作战过,八重懂个锤子的深渊灾变🤔原剧情里八重由于不知道那段历史,所以说的话都是不痛不痒的,而雷电将军做出的改变也是不痛不痒的🤔

那么神之心呢?反正它瞎鸡巴改设定,神之心目前已经没啥卵用了,那么就没啥卵用呗🤔

reconstruction

米忽悠株式会社的9+主线实在是幼稚的批爆,比如稻妻反抗军吧,他们反的是什么锤子🤔如果我们来写,就写成反抗军其实是多种势力的松散缝合,里面有珊瑚宫这种信仰大蛇的,由于大蛇被雷电将军直接给扬了,他们也想把雷电将军给扬了🤔也有神里这种只是想让雷电将军停止胡搞的建制派🤔也有愚人众那种想在稻妻乱象里浑水摸鱼的机会主义者🤔也有某个蒙德人那种民主自由上头了的传教士(但原版剧情把他强行归为愚人众一派,就没内味了🤔也有八重屑狐狸这样的啥都知道的乐子壬🤔当然还有深渊势力在人类中的内鬼🤔

他们每个势力的诉求都是不同的,珊瑚宫的极端分子要彻底扬了雷电将军,就像那个已经被扬了的盐神一样🤔建制派只是想让他们信仰的雷电将军停止胡闹而已🤔但深渊势力和他们都不一样,深渊势力想把雷电将军抓去当肉便器用,比如他们不是经常喜欢改装魔神吗,雷电将军搞不好被他们抓去也会改装成什么机械姬之类的🤔但他们现在都迫真团结在一个叫做废除眼狩令的旗帜下,由珊瑚宫势力的温和派心海做领袖,而诸葛心海(大嘘)自然由于管不住手下这批诉求完全不一样的乌合之众而烦恼,整天高层开会无论什么话题都能滑坡到辩经,难怪反抗军被幕府军按在地上雷普,马上连watatsumi island都保不住了(悲🤔

另外那个超大号神像没有任何作用的确是一件令人极其遗憾的事情,所以我们得重新设定一下稻妻🤔在新设定里,稻妻锁国锁得极其彻底,真的就是在另外一个世界里的国家,按照genshin frontier的说法,稻妻就是另外一个飞船🤔只有万叶作为唯一一个稻妻的神之眼用户出现在了旧世界,而旅行者(比如屑荧)处于某种申必原因孤身一人出现在了稻妻🤔

荧酱自然思乡(大嘘)心切,无时无刻不想赶紧回旧大陆和旧伙伴玩儿,苦于无论怎么样都fold不回旧大陆,所以只能和稻妻的神之眼使用者打成一片了🤔换句话说,在游戏里的稻妻主线只能用稻妻角色完成,而且只能在稻妻群岛活动,去不了大陆,这怎么说不是什么有趣的游戏体验罢(半恼🤔

实在不成,来写几个邪眼用户吧,这样也许能补全缺少旧世界角色带来的麻烦,比如我要搞一个稻妻砂糖酱(草🤔名字我也想好了,叫做tachibana sacchara🤔反正我总是喜欢搞一些半日文半拉丁文的名字🤔

万叶在旧世界最终的目标是和旧世界的两个国家谈判外交关系,从而将稻妻和旧世界联系起来🤔其中最主要的难题是如何建立两个世界的fold连接🤔在两国科学家(大嘘)的一番迫真研究之下,所有人发现了稻妻的神像有可能发射出足够的功率建立两个大陆之间的fold连接🤔至于旧世界,可以随便编一个巨型建筑来发射fold信号之类的🤔

荧酱不得已待着的反抗军那边,诸葛心海也独立发现了通过改装神像来和其他世界建立fold连接的可能性,但实行锁国令的雷电将军肯定不喜欢这个主意,所以还是得去想办法让雷电将军发生改变🤔

愚人众和原剧情一样决定给反抗军援助一些物资,尽管没有人奇怪愚人众是用什么申必科技fold到稻妻的,就像没有人奇怪愚人众是用什么同样的申必科技fold到旧大陆的🤔然后可以安排一个角色,在发现愚人众拿反抗军战士当小白鼠的阴谋并挫败了它,然后马上跻身决策层🤔

此壬自称和八重屑狐狸联系颇深,知道一些雷电将军的内幕,比如目前所有人见到的雷电将军只是个机器人,而真·雷电将军“影”在自己创造的里世界里当futaba之类的🤔所以为了用此壬的原话“将雷电将军从人偶的束缚里解救出来”,需要加带力度爆破雷电将军机器人🤔而且此壬通过一些申必方式去旧世界通知了万叶和旧世界的角色,他们最后制定了一个作战计划,只要稻妻的神像激活起来就一块fold过去🤔更有意思的是,他们想办法把退休的屑风神和钟离也拉拢了进来🤔

稻妻那边,反抗军发现稻妻城围绕着神像建立了类似于二战时/z/本所谓的“绝对防卫圈”那样的fold阻止网络,所以他们需要策反负责首都防卫的⑨条sara chan,然后才能fold进神像附近激活它🤔策反过程和原剧情差不多,反抗军找到了天领奉行和愚人众py的证据,扔到了sara chan面前,sara chan怒而搞乱幕府军在首都的部署,绝对防卫圈完蛋,反抗军纷纷fold到神像附近,并按计划改装并激活它🤔

接下来就是世界名画《雷电将军在天守阁》了🤔女士正在测试操纵雷电将军机器人的指令,而荧酱说出了“御前决斗”四个字并打败了女士,然后女士就被雷电将军机器人给扬了,和原剧情基本上一样🤔

接下来当然就和原剧情没啥差别了(确信),雷电将军机器人允许荧酱活着离开天守阁,但当荧酱刚走出天守阁时,雷电将军在背后偷袭啥的🤔

但从此开始就是和原剧情不一样的地方了:就在雷电将军劈下来一刀的瞬间,神像启动了,万叶从里面fold出来并激活了其友人的雷系神之眼,使出了风雷双元素挡住了雷电将军的奶香一刀,此时那个使用邪眼的哲平突然fold出来,对着雷电将军来了一道aJAJAJAJAJAka大招的迫真模仿(可以设定他是aJAJAJAJAJAka的魔怔粉丝),只不过放出来的是火元素,雷电将军被超载爆破🤔接下来砂糖酱也fold出来并扔出了一个蝴蝶,染成了红色,然后1145元素精通刻晴也fold了出来并在里面斩尽牛杂🤔这么操作一番下来雷电将军被削韧到可以被芭芭脱丝送上天的程度,然后芭芭脱丝fold出来一个q🤔趁着雷电将军被芭芭脱丝困在天上时,阿贝多推出归终机来了一发,造成2147483647物伤(大嘘🤔上一期的满命钟离也出来给所有人套盾,免得被雷电将军机器人的爆炸波及🤔

由于机器人被橄榄了,雷电将军再也没法做futaba了,里世界和外部世界融为一体,所有人面对真·雷电将军(的愤怒🤔此时反抗军还有从旧世界来的势力开始乱了起来,温和派只想建议雷电将军停止锁国,极端派想乘机扬了它,而某壬自称自己是八重神子派来的特使,逼迫雷电将军直接退位,将神位让给八重(此处可以玩点imn梗,比如“这么屑的统治还有什么持续的必要吗,退位,请”),不然“就把它卖给深渊教团当肉便器”,并对雷电将军被深渊势力抓去后的情形进行了一番过于详尽的描述🤔详尽到在场所有人都对此感觉不对劲的程度,此时场上出现了一大堆深渊法师,所有风系角色意识到这意味着什么,赶紧全部扔出大招,才解决了它们🤔

一直在追查深渊势力的diluc(所以这个设定此时就可以用起来了,不是吗)此时也fold了出来,并向所有人指出某壬就是深渊势力在人类中的内鬼,它怂恿愚人众等搞乱稻妻啥的就是为了使用神像大批量投放深渊部队,从而真的将雷电将军抓回去当肉便器用,不对,改造成橄榄天理用的机械姬🤔又被八重背刺,又被深渊背刺,雷电将军的ptsd被成功地触发了起来,但所有人都没感受到雷伤,按照cuties impact这游戏的iff机制,这说明雷电将军并没有把他们视为敌人,而目前的情形就是500年前深渊入侵的迫真复刻,所有人vs深渊🤔接下来各方势力只能先去橄榄这波深渊入侵,然后再谈别的🤔

最后在多方嘴炮之下,雷电将军和人类和解,意识到了所谓的永恒并不能真正保护稻妻免受深渊势力雷普,开始停止当futaba archon,正式担负起雷神的职责,并和旧大陆两个国家达成共同防卫深渊的协议🤔在旧大陆科学家的帮助下,稻妻也建立起了不需要神之眼就能驱动的fold relay,从此锁国令正式结束,荧酱也终于赶在逐月节开始之前回到璃月和刻晴香菱玩做饭play🤔

至于天理?天理早在genshin frontier的第一部作品里就连骨灰都给扬咯🤔这样,雷电将军就更没有什么理由可以阻碍科技发展咯🤔要知道在genshin frontier第一部里面所有角色都能利用fold来战斗了,这第二部里不来点fold就说不过去了(确信🤔

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不过话说回来genshin frontier第一部里的主角yukari fegelein我没想法在第二部里面露面,毕竟那个角色实在是太tm超模了🤔我顶多能引用些第一部的设定就很不错了🤔

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我经常将这里的文章搬到批乎上回答“如何评价cuties impact的xxxx”之类的问题,而每次我的回答都能得到一边倒的负面评价🤔如果每次都是如此的话,很明显是我的写作风格出现了问题,而不是观众的品位🤔所以我打算写一个简短的总结:

如何评价cuties impact的2.1新剧情?

简短地说,它将雷电将军从1.6中期就树立起来的形象像女士一样扬得连骨灰都不剩(当然女士也许有的形象也一块被扬了),它在所有能选择的剧情走向里选择了最糟糕的一种形式来完成剧情,雷电将军不再是在树海宇宙里锚定稻妻或者将稻妻物理隔离出大陆的世界拯救者,也不再是像天皇一样只不过是被手下蒙蔽的迫真白莲花,而只不过是一个ptsd患者,一个逃避现实的神(这种玩意在futaba身上是萌点,但在一个神和国家统治者身上不是),一个只有神力却付不起责任的怎么说呢,suka blyat🤔说句极其难听的话,我本来是打算集齐七神的,但这玩意现在算不算神我已经开始怀疑了🤔更别说对神之心的新解直接让整个游戏的严肃剧情便乘了一个笑话,下次我再吹嘘这游戏是严肃剧情的萌妹游戏,我每次小保底歪77🤔

"k-kawaii baal chan is my waifu"? she's not kawaii, not my waifu, and not even called baal anyway😅雷电将军神罗说,请(吴慈悲

除此之外它还回收了2.0埋下的其他一些伏笔,比如愚人众在2.0里面只有暗线,但现在他们终于明面上下场了,除了神之心外,他们在稻妻还有另外一个目标,那就是拿稻妻人做小白鼠,测试邪眼的工程样品,顺便利用那个大蛇放出来的祟神生成的晶华骨髓来生产邪眼,运往别的国家🤔这样一方面完善了邪眼的设定,另外一方面串起了从故意放出大蛇到爆破核电站到和离岛的那个奉行合谋到忽悠雷电将军的机器人加带力度搞眼狩令等一系列带恶事🤔

但如果你以为这剧情就算完美甩锅愚人众的话,恐怕你要大失所望了,愚人众本来就是带恶人,他们不在稻妻搞这些也会在别的国家搞,但为什么在别的国家都没搞起来,就在稻妻搞起来了,为什么稻妻就能提供源源不断的邪眼原料,为什么稻妻就能找到完美的借口招募到一大堆哪怕十几分钟就老死也愿意使用邪眼的人,为什么稻妻的奉行三个有两个被随便收买了而在别的国家愚人众最多只能外交施压,为什么稻妻的神(在表世界只是一个会砍人的机器人)都那么好忽悠,这一切都和那个在自己的里世界啥都知道却啥都不做的雷电将军完全脱不了干系🤔如果这算是洗白的话,那我只能说这洗白算是完全失败了🤔

再说了,从xp角度看这个角色完全不合我的xp,既没有短发也没有眼镜,我觉得⑨条都比雷电将军萌,所以现在这个角色恐怕只能看战力了,我打算等有人开发出玩法之后再抽也不迟🤔我在别人账号上粗略测了一下,和砂糖酱配合完全不如小艾米,当然小艾米也比雷电将军萌🤔和万叶倒是挺搭的,但他那个号有1145元素精通的二命万叶,带三头猪都能大世界乱杀,只要那三头猪能脱手挂元素🤔

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今天2.1版本出了,稻妻主线任务终于迎来了完结🤔

一开始感觉还行,还是上次那个期望在反抗军里出人头地的老面孔来接我们了,顺便送了一个船,这样我便用不着kaeJAJAJAJAJAka渡海了🤔从上个版本最左边的岛是看不见watatsumi island的,因为这个岛非常神奇的是它的主体在稻妻海平面之下,算是某个大蛇的造物🤔漂亮是漂亮,只不过哪怕在白天我都能卡到35fps🤔见到珊瑚宫心海还有gorou后,他们在讨论某个金主给他们援助了比美国给阿富汗买办还要多的援助,草,cuties impact世界里除了愚人众外当然找不到第二个既有一大笔钱又有邪恶动机的金主了,难道还有可能是璃月七星?🤔至少在明面剧情里,愚人众终于tm要下场了🤔

当然2.0的时候就有猜测愚人众和三奉行之二搞上了,2.1再怎么也不会推翻这个设定了,除非他们脑子不好使了,给神里家也安排一波🤔

珊瑚宫给主角安排了个队长的职务,但主角做的事情和cuties impact玩家长草期做的事情没有啥本质区别,去这儿雷普几个浪人,去那儿雷普几个浪人,再去解锁一个机关,结果冒出了一个雷qq壬,为什么qq壬会抢反抗军的物资?🤔这貌似和主线一点关系都没有啊,别忘了这游戏其实是有一个主线的,在每个国家主角都需要和神打一番交道,问下自己的另外一个亲人到底被哪个神抓去了,或者所谓的更进一步“了解这个世界的真相”🤔

结果一看,上次那个老面孔也来了,而且他也捞了个队长,甚至也有战功,甚至能正面刚幕府武士并橄榄他们🤔问题是他是个没有神之眼的普通人,我一度怀疑他在吹嘘自己的战功,而且他整个人感觉不太正常,经常咳嗽,但所有在座的人以为这只不过是旁边那个岛的大蛇鬼魂作祟,没怎么多想🤔

但既然愚人众资助了一堆物资🤔里面是不是混进了什么不太对劲的玩意,然后荧酱thonk一顿后发现,我草邪眼啊,愚人众完全是把稻妻人当他们的小白鼠用了🤔

现在剧情终于像主线了,他们赶过去一看,那个老面孔真的便乘了老面孔,只不过这邪眼的加速衰老作用是不是有点太明显了,用了不到十分钟(当然按照剧情的话也有个半个月左右)就老死了可还行🤔荧酱决定直接扬了愚人众在稻妻的邪眼工厂,这是为数不多的我们能够看到荧酱发挥了主观能动性的时刻,跑得比paimon还要快,别的时候荧酱感觉简直就像paimon的机器人🤔这工厂做得还行,但完全算惊喜的是深渊主题bgm居然出了稻妻变奏,卧槽这个比剧情还惊喜,下次稻妻深渊放这个(后面百人一揆活动真的放了,爽死🤔

橄榄boss后被散兵埋伏了一手,刚好八重屑狐狸来和散兵py交易,这样主角才获救🤔这里面到底多少是巧合多少是计划好的事情,鬼才知道🤔八重把主角拉拢到劝雷电将军放弃什么眼狩令的计划,不过话说回来到为什么剧情到现在还在着重于这个,这次他们怎么搞神之心一个字都没提,再说了,你稻妻的问题难道只有一个眼狩令吗,难道雷电将军放弃追求永恒了剩下的问题就magically disappear了吗🤔比如说那个快要炸了的核电站,那个你们神社下面的大瘤子,那个被放出了一点点的大蛇,还有如何重新和珊瑚宫那群完全不信仰雷电将军和狐狸的势力之类的谈判,还有,如何赶紧把那一堆愚人众驱逐出去🤔

顺便一提2.0时代的剧情猜测比1.0有意思多了,但米忽悠株式会社选择了里面最没意思的一个,表世界的雷电将军是里世界的雷电将军造出来的机器人啥的🤔

而八重想嘴炮雷电将军就得找个人进入里世界,然后那个人再在里面召唤出它,就像我写的genshin frontier里面所有角色对抗天理时的战术🤔但这玩意肯定不是想进就进的,所以接下来他们需要找东西策反sara chan,让幕府军失去战力,这样才有可能再次面对雷电将军啥的🤔

他们派出了早柚酱来偷材料,喜欢打瞌睡的早柚酱恰好拿到了他们要的材料,如果早柚酱拿错了的话,那这主线剧情是不是就没了?感觉早柚酱作为忍者的专业水平也不过如此啊🤔这材料写了那个天狗奉行不仅欺上瞒下,对着雷电将军说无事发生,而且还真的和愚人众py上了,如果天狗奉行不加带力度,哪有那么多反抗军愿意使用邪眼,哪怕把自己当成燃料也要使用十几分钟的元素技能?🤔

sara chan看到天狗奉行背着雷电将军和愚人众py的证据之后,二话不说就找养父solo,结果养父觉得愚人众敢乱来,雷电将军可以一刀劈了他们,所以和他们py是可以接受的风险🤔更生草的是雷电将军自己也是这么想的,所以它知道稻妻乱象却什么都不做🤔可以,这很/z/本🤔

当然我们都知道这种态度带来了什么,愚人众把稻妻人当作测试邪眼的小白鼠时,你雷电将军的无想之114514刀在哪里?🤔真就世界名画《雷电将军在里世界》?🤔

接下来sara chan又准备直接去找雷电将军,然而被提前雷普,只能看到女士在和雷电将军合谋什么,屑荧在插不上话的情况下说出了四个字:御前决斗🤔这表世界雷电将军还真tm是机器人啊,直接就同意了?🤔

草死,我们都知道接下来和女士打肯定我们要赢啊,这tm算不算是献祭女士来进入雷电将军的里世界啊?果然是屑荧🤔

作为周本,女士没有公子那么难打,环境伤害反而是最恶心的,拿脚填数值的数值策划忘了给女士填雷抗,直接砂糖酱魔王武装撸死它,不用担心这个队没有火,它有机制可以随便破第一阶段女士的冰盾🤔事后女士就直接被扬了,连骨灰都没留下,至冬外交官那套说辞对机器人来说可能还真没啥用🤔

问题是女士是不是死得有点太窝囊了?尽管女士和神打交道翻车的确挺生草的,但你之前在圣遗物里面大肆渲染的crimson witch of flames还有pale flame的背景故事便乘了什么?你花了8个月做出来的女士boss战又便乘了什么?笑话?🤔另外愚人众首席互相卖队友是至冬传统吗,女士卖公子,散兵又卖女士,下次是timmie卖散兵?🤔说到散兵,他被设定为雷电将军的机器人原型机,又有了神之心,搞不好他和草神干一架的话就真的成了诸神之战了(确信🤔

雷电将军尽管放主角回去了,但接下来的气氛极其不对劲,果然等主角走出去之后雷电将军在背后偷袭,刚好碰见可能是被八重请来的万叶等人,万叶好友的雷系神之眼被激活了,让他冲上去挡住了雷电将军的一刀🤔等等,万叶使出了雷系技能?这可真够有意思的,看来剧情里面不止主角可以使用多元素啊🤔而且还是融入了风的雷元素,我寻思雷电将军哪怕有100%的雷抗都能直接给扬了,而且我们都知道万叶有多少元素精通,如果此时thoma再来一个火,如果八重顺便从蒙德把我们最喜欢的砂糖酱也请来的话,场面一定会便乘元素反应壬的狂欢🤔

在献祭了女士和激活了神像之后,主角终于有机会突突进雷电将军的里世界了,只不过我们极其不幸地发现那个神像真的只是个装上了神之眼的普通建筑,剧情之后上面的神之眼都还回去了,它就真的成了装饰品(确信🤔在一顿和上个版本一样的战斗之后(字面意义上的一毛一样,连剧情杀之后的动画也是),主角召唤出了八重,接下来在类似于perusona5最后的元气弹剧情之后,开始了长达10分钟的八重嘴炮时间🤔原来五星lisa的技能是嘴炮啊🤔

总之游戏剧情外的影响就是,从这段长达10分钟的嘴炮开始,八重神子这个角色的形象被建立起了,而雷电将军这个角色从可能1.6中期就建立起来的形象被像女士一样连骨灰都扬了🤔我们看到的雷电将军不是什么拿神像构建小型以太锚点(崩坏世界观的术语)隔离稻妻的形象,也不是什么经典/z/本天皇(因为它说过稻妻的一大堆事情它都是完全知情的,甚至在纵容它们发生)形象🤔而只不过是一个在500年前的灾难中ptsd的拥有神力的人,所谓追求永恒表面上说是什么迫真模仿天空岛,但非常有可能只是在给ptsd找借口,建神像真的只是为了收神之眼,没有除此之外的什么也许伟大的目标🤔换句话说,雷电将军此时无限接近于perusona5里面的那个futaba,也是亲妈被某个粉丝不是东西的不是东西给扬了,也是被反派陷害,也是ptsd,问题是在futaba身上这个设定是萌点,但你tm是个神啊,是一国之君啊,这个设定反而便乘了黑点🤔

草,这什么寄吧玩意🤔最后主线剧情结束后进入了像上两章主线结束后一样的答旅行者问与下期预告环节,这个环节回答问题的不是芭芭脱丝或者钟离这样的神而是八重?我们等了40多天,雷电将军连回答下旅行者的问题都不愿意,还要八重出来?八重懂个锤子的带灾变🤔这什么寄吧玩意+1🤔

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这个主线玩下来我第一反应就是:wiebitte?🤔我估计我要是真的抽雷电将军了,八成也是为了meta而抽,而为waifu抽卡我很明显留在了可能是2.2的八重屑狐狸🤔所以目前我也没有冲首发抽卡,准备等几天再说,最好买个雷电将军和砂糖酱的小号练练手🤔

但说实话现在玩这个游戏的热情也降低了不少,我甚至都没啥动力研究sara chan这个角色有没有什么玩头了,像上个池子早柚酱那样上头的情形再也不会发生了🤔

对了,雷电将军的神之心呢?雷电将军不像是个喜欢和人交易的神,愚人众准备以哪种姿势抢神之心呢?🤔到最后我们发现,神之心居然早就被屑狐狸交易出去了🤔更生草的是,雷电将军早就不鸟天空岛了,所以神之心就没用过,一直被八重保管,看哪天能卖出个好价钱(确信🤔也许刚好主角来了,屑狐狸就刚好把主角也加入了和散兵交易的条件里面🤔比如屑狐狸之前要求散兵停止对稻妻人的人体实验并关闭邪眼工厂,现在把放过主角也加了进去🤔

草,看来现在七神和神之心的关系貌似并没有那么绝对绑定,屑风神演戏送出去了,钟离倒是将其迫真视为权柄(因为他交了神之心之后就装死退位了,不清楚这两者是因果关系还是仅仅是巧合)但他没有神之心照样普攻2147483647(确信🤔但现在我们看到雷电将军tm不要神之心也能继续执政,这可就真是离nmlg大谱了🤔天空岛信仰就这?就这?!🤔

当然我觉得从此我再也不能视cuties impact为严肃剧情游戏了,这破游戏可能已经改了三四次设定,现在它什么都有可能发生,神不需要神之心甚至什么都不需要就能使用元素,普通神之眼用户也能使用两种元素,普通人倒是不能使用元素,但他们可以扔元素瓶子啊!认真看这破游戏的设定就真的输了🤔再说了,这tm就是个萌妹游戏,而且还是meta向萌妹游戏,绝大多数人抽角色都是冲着战力抽的,只要雷电将军战力足够,就肯定有人抽,哪怕剧情再怎么扯淡🤔只不过我以后肯定不会叫它baal chan了,因为baal已经死了,现在留下来的是另外一个神🤔反倒是八重不是雷神挺让我失望的,稻妻要是有八重做雷神不至于便乘现在这个还需要屑荧擦屁股的垃圾玩意,雷电将军你tm赶紧退位吧,然后你想当你的futaba随便当吧没人鸟你,只要米忽悠株式会社不要把这玩意设定成七神,照样抽爆好不,就像我说的,这破游戏绝大多数人只在乎战力🤔

thonk2

另外我还没玩雷电将军的传说任务啊,我听说非常垃圾,远远比不上钟离或者屑风神的🤔话说现在这个主线玩完我就已经有点生理不适了,再玩个垃圾传说任务的话,搞不好meta抽卡我都不干了,哪怕雷电将军真的是满命fischl chan和刻晴的缝合,再帮你加速充能到无缝大招,我也不想抽🤔

bruh.21.08.31

这个月感觉是最无聊的一个月,除了impact cuties外还真没啥事做🤔买的半导体散热器也到了,impact了一盘cuties试了下,结果发现它居然完全散热不动,整个机子都热到了能够闻到电子设备香味(大嘘)的程度了,散热器贴着手机的一面摸起来也是温热,看来这游戏发热还真tm恐怖🤔这也说明一般手机只靠一个散热器就想像火腿肠路由器一样流畅impact cuties是不大可能的🤔还是建议买个笔记本吧🤔

而且它的无线充电功能貌似也是坏的,接上去只能充电几秒,然后就再也没法充电了🤔

baalthonk

baal chan的pv也放出来了,屌的批爆,和钟离的pv一样使用了dubstep,但这个dubstep比钟离那个堪称试水的dubstep刺激多了,刺激到可以做mlg梗视频了🤔如果mlg梗还没死透的话,标题为mlg raiden shogun的视频连音乐都不用改🤔

当然cuties impact的梗视频有自己的格式,标题一般来说是角色名.exe🤔这个系列视频一开始只是游戏录像的低创魔改(比如fischl chan的那个),但后来它已经有自制的3d动画了🤔比如最新出的yoimiya.exe,开头甚至有段宵宫举卡池牌子(大概和国内乳刻一个意思,就是刻晴/宵宫没人抽),屑荧抽卡掉下来各种角色的生草片段,当掉下来的是宵宫时,荧酱直接心肺停止,可以说是宵宫池子抽卡现状了🤔当然,我估计youtube的广告费足以让他把宵宫氪满命,然后再来个满精专武,搞个视频里面那样两万普攻的宵宫肯定一点问题都没有🤔但平民的话还是拉鸡巴倒吧,想消耗小保底下个池子消耗去🤔

所以,我搞了一个小号玩宵宫,另外一个早柚酱的小号反正到现在已经是lisa和砂糖酱为主了,战力是有的,但只在大世界(悲🤔

thonkeqing.21.08.30

在我折腾了十几个小时后,那块6TB的垃圾盘完成了坏道检查,我对着1TB的压缩包跑完了sf并将那些截图解压到了那块垃圾盘上,然后和砂糖盘同步跑checksum,结果对应后从砂糖盘腾出了1TB的空间🤔我寻思可能需要找到一种更快的方法,比如将那些截图的打包扔进固态而非3TB垃圾盘里🤔由于我那些固态一次最多只能腾出300GB空间,这样以前我一顿能搞定的玩意需要三顿,但总时长应该不会变,甚至由于东西装固态上了而减少,至少sf需要的时间会减少一大半🤔

这其中我还顺手领了一顿epic games,现在它貌似免费的是saints row 3🤔一般来说当某款大作上epic之后,它便免费放出系列旧作,比如hitman3上架之后免费了hitman1,这次是新的saints row🤔

这个新的系列重启作貌似终于恢复了正经(迫真)黑帮主题,大概就和我买了但由于硬件兼容性问题玩不了的sr2一样🤔而sr3就不一样了,里面一大堆科幻元素,到sr4就更玄幻了,拿sr3地图搞了个迫真matrix🤔再后来sr3的地图又被用了一次,搞了个比sr4更扯淡的gat outta hell,然后这个系列就再也没有消息了,直到这几天🤔

话说旧sr就是完全竞争不过gta系列才搞玄幻的,它如果这次选择搞可以说非常复古的黑帮主题,可能真的是因为gta系列沉迷于出online不出续作了吧🤔至于gta5,online加的那坨玩意已经让它变得无限接近于sr3了🤔

baal impact

下个池子貌似屌的批爆,除了七神之一的baal chan和短发萌妹sara chan外,甚至还有砂糖酱🤔草,我要是早知道有砂糖酱的话当前池子搞不好我一发都不会抽🤔

但我估计50/50不歪这种事是不大可能发生在我身上的🤔所以非常有可能我还是会抽一些四星角色的🤔除了那两个外还有什么?香菱?不错,香菱刚好是砂糖酱的元素反应队里的一员,但也仅限于此🤔

thonkeqing

cuties impact的游戏内公告还真是个有意思的东西,除了下个版本池子和活动外,我好像还看到了些别的玩意,比如这次赵弹终于砸在了所有人的胸上!胸上!🤔或者至少砸在了所有未成年人的胸上!胸上!🤔讽刺的是,这赵弹对米忽悠株式会社的杀伤力貌似比对企鹅的杀伤力大多了,cuties impact是个每天都需要上线的游戏,不上线就没有抽卡资源,除非直接充钱🤔然而赵弹的效果是未成年玩家只有五六七晚上才能玩一小时,再加上充值限制,这真是未成年impact个nmb的cuties啊(直球🤔

cuties impact其实还好,incel3可是有更多的未成年玩家,其中还有一部分是重氪🤔这可真是thonkeqing moment🤔当然incel3不是arpg,不需要像cuties impact那样玩,我也不清楚一周只能玩三天对这游戏来说影响大不大🤔

但你知道比这还讽刺的是什么吗?王者____的未成年玩家都是群拿爹妈身份证搞定实名认证然后在游戏里送🐴的小学生,而cuties impact的未成年玩家却是遵纪守法的高中生,遵纪守法到连实名信息都填的自己的🤔结果小学生还在企鹅的去仑力游戏里送🐴,而高中生痛失二刺螈萌妹和ar55的账号🤔用现在流行的说法,很难不让人流汗黄豆😅

当然,这个时候怎么能少得了🚽湾壬在大陆未成年玩家的伤口上蹦迪呢🤔我寻思恁tm是反共反鸡巴魔怔了吗,这和共产主义有个鸡巴毛关系,就像中修和共产主义也有个鸡巴毛关系一样,这只不过是中修的保守主义毛病又鸡巴犯了而已🤔再说了,恁居然能反共反到支持饭圈这种死🐴玩意,可真是比中修还要反动2147483647倍了属于是🤔还什么“可是明星粉丝一不小心就不受控制地诞生出饭圈了”,好像饭圈就代表了民主自由一样,我就懒得举一大堆同样是中文娱乐圈里没有饭圈玩意的明星的例子了,事实上饭圈还真tm是民主自由(大嘘)的带韩民国搞出来的,可以说是资本主义的馈赠(迫真)了🤔就像恁觉得橄榄饭圈代表着迫真共产主义独裁的罪恶,我还觉得饭圈本身就是资本主义的罪恶呢🤔

难怪我作为迫真左反向来瞧不起右反🤔但凡他们能够稍微不反动一点,尤其是在中修那么一个参照物摆在那儿的情况不那么反动的话,尤其是反共反得比共(迫真)还要反动的话,我也不至于见到右反送🐴就直球辱骂😅算了吧,我还是block掉好了🤔在中文键政群里直球辱骂右反还不如去impact cuties🤔

deepthonk

总体来说这件事情很多人的反应的确有点ptsd了,毕竟目前晋国面临着严重的生育率问题,作为负责任(确信)的政府,中修一直在尝试解决这个问题,只不过由于某种申必原因,中修总是能在所有可能的解决方案里面选择出一些非常反动的解决方案,比如离婚冷静期这种🤔这要是被一共知道了,真能从坟里爬出来把二共的骨灰给扬咯🤔

而这件事情也可以被解读为反动的提升生育率的方法之一,尤其是和最近的另外几个赵弹联合起来分析🤔比如课外教育机构也被赵弹橄榄了,这样学生既没有游戏玩也没有课外辅导班上,非常有可能变得和我上小学的时候一样轻松,那么有非常大的可能这些学生就去日批了🤔而晋国又不是一个喜欢使用避孕套的国度,这样一来生育率不就上去了?🤔然后意外怀孕这件事也会导致一些精虫上脑的学生没法继续做学生了,这样就可以开展职业教育,从而避免所有人都在大学里面挤?然后晋国就和某个资本主义大国一样,可以纵切了?这可真是反动的批爆🤔

6TBtrash.21.08.29

在114514秒后那块6TB垃圾盘终于到了,它的通电时间高达2039天16小时,用smart里的数据换算下来大概有个48952.6小时,这比我所有的st6000nm0034,不对,所有的sas垃圾盘还要垃圾🤔我之前所有的sas垃圾盘里通电时间最长的也只不过三万小时而已🤔无论如何那个卖家肯定在通电时间方面撒了谎🤔

当然我也有10年前甚至20年前的硬盘,但通电时间长达五年半的我还真没见过🤔这垃圾玩意现在看来只能当第三类存储使用了,而我目前做的事情就是将这些截图从副存储降级到第三类存储,那么对降级的数据肯定要上传一遍度盘🤔

读取速度还算合适,正常0034水平,但不清楚为啥hdtune没法跑写入速度🤔我记得对于某些sas硬盘它就是没法跑写入,但我懒得关心了🤔反正我已经开始跑坏道检查了,只要检查出一个坏道,赶紧安排退货🤔

说到坏道,我有一块已经有坏道的4TB垃圾盘,用了大半年都没啥问题,除了坏道从4个涨到了可能有50个🤔作为放片子的盘我肯定经常在用,至少经常读数据,不像主副存储只有一定要用的时候才会上线🤔实测它只要不用来跑带恢复记录的rar就没啥问题,只要一跑rar+恢复记录,就有很大几率触发crc错误,导致压缩包完全无法生成🤔所以要往这破硬盘里面塞rar,就得先在别处(比如ramdisk)制作好rar,然后移动进去🤔那它解压的时候会不会因为坏道导致解压后的数据和原来的对不上?至少目前我还没遇到这种情况,rar每次解压都没报错,之后我肯定也不会每天跑checksum测,毕竟这块垃圾盘里面存储的全是视频,很少存rar🤔rar在另外两块没坏道的3TB盘里🤔

phone cooling.21.08.28

我感觉我这破手机需要一个半导体散热器了🤔impact cuties哪怕只是小号待机,它也能很快进入卡到帧数只有个位数的过热降频模式🤔如果它还能一边散热一边无线充电的话就更好不过了,这就像我现在做的,吸盘式无线充电的同时对着风扇吹,只不过加散热器后我就再也不用风扇了🤔

而且我刚好找到了一个50包邮的,带无线充电功能的手机散热器不管是不是半导体制冷,都至少80🤔而且发货速度还行,和我那块垃圾硬盘一样,只加了一天🤔

当然夏普r3无论有线还是无线充电都有问题,有线居然不支持qc协议,导致我只能用cc线,而且这样那个传说中最轻的20ah移动电源就废了🤔无线就更滑稽了,居然不支持5V以上的电压,我寻思这和有线简直就是同款毛病,qc不刚好就是⑨V甚至12V吗🤔pd所谓的快充也居然只有5V2A,恐怕连我某台win板的pd都不如🤔

那么如果散热搞上去了,cuties impact就会一直以最高频率跑,如果它的无线充电还是只有5V1.5A的话,我可不太确定它还能不能保持电量不降🤔

thonk.21.08.27

现在新(迫真)硬盘已经在路上了,而我也开始了我的截图备份🤔很明显由于我去年写的度盘备份脚本的存在,我完全不需要把临时档保存到固态里面,也不需要等那块硬盘到了并完成检查之后才能上传度盘🤔我现在就可以将那些压缩包再次打包,然后扔进我那些一开始用来本地做种u2的两块3TB垃圾盘里,然后直接开始上传🤔

只不过这个过程会非常慢就是了,毕竟那两块垃圾盘撑死了也只有100MB/s速度而已🤔上传肯定只会更慢,随手一算,10MB/s上传一天一夜也只有840GB而已,更别说实际上考虑到每个压缩包需要花两分钟挪到ramdisk,再加上我制作这些压缩包需要的时间,一天能上传600GB就不错了🤔

另外一方面直到我的新硬盘到了并完成检查后我才能将这些截图压缩包解压到新硬盘上,对比两边checksum无误后才能删掉旧硬盘里的副本,此时这些临时档才能删掉🤔而我那新硬盘估计三四天才到,这样我是不是需要大概1TB的暂存空间?🤔那么哪些冻鳗bdmv需要先删掉啊?这才是最麻烦的事情🤔

另外一件麻烦事可能是新硬盘要以哪个萌妹来命名?🤔我翻遍了cuties impact都找不到什么好名字,至少那些被我叫酱的萌妹,要么和我那两个固态盘符冲突(我已经将k盘重命名成data storage keqing了),要么是a或者b或者c打头,现代win系统已经不允许一块非系统盘使用这三个盘符了🤔要么更要命的,和我预留给下一块10TB空气盘的盘符冲突(比如琴酱和eula chan)🤔从逻辑上说这块硬盘也不是独立的副存储,而是砂糖盘的分流🤔所以干脆以砂糖酱的e技能命名得了,甚至盘符也可以不要,挂载到砂糖盘的某个文件夹下面就好了🤔而我也不需要给它全新的游戏打包目录(将游戏打包目录进行编号是我18年使用第一块3TB垃圾盘的时候就保留的习惯,现在已经是10号了),11号留给下一块10TB空气盘吧🤔

今年这个chia玩意实在是屑的批爆啊🤔不然我再买一块10TB空气盘不就得了,多大点事🤔

bruh.21.08.26

某次例行压缩cuties impact游戏截图时,我看到了某块副存储里面游戏截图几乎只有cuties impact的截图,而且它们占用了5.2TB🤔这破游戏才30GB,这也太扯了吧🤔

那块盘现在只剩下600GB空间了,与此同时我用来存放照片的主存储还剩3.2TB🤔这样下去恐怕我要么得买块新硬盘了,要么得把截图也扔进主存储里🤔无论如何,等年底需要备份数据的时候,情形都会变得十分尴尬🤔那个12TB的主存储还是去年一月份买的,由于我这两年都不怎么出门,顶多出去拍点喵酱,恐怕用了两年还会剩下可能1TB空间,与此同时主存储都有18TB可选(不要保修的话1900就能拿下,行货大概2500左右,看年底能降下来不),我却没啥必要买🤔而副存储会多到我到时候带不回去的程度🤔

也许情况没有那么难堪,考虑到我上次那块副存储的数据挪到某块3TB垃圾盘时已经将那部分数据顺手上传了(不然我才不敢放第三类存储上),到时候的工作量反而会变得极少才对🤔但鬼知道,那是我年底才需要担心的事情🤔

所以到明年春节的时候,回家带什么硬盘呢?

  • 主存储,估计还是那块,或者哪天我有幸终于用光了它,另外一块

  • 副存储,估计不是那块了,它现在已经只剩下了600GB,到时候带回去的搞不好是某个新的10TB,如果我到时候还能用正常价格买到10TB空气盘的话

  • 自从我开始收藏游戏打包以来所有的游戏打包,这个问题好像我去年就解决了,带上那块4TB硬盘即可🤔至于今年,今年除了cuties impact外我还在玩别的游戏吗?另外我还需要某块4TB硬盘装片子和hentai游戏,是将那块坏道盘原样带回呢,还是塞进新的10TB空气盘里,现在还不好说🤔

这样,也许我可以三块硬盘搞定所有数据需求,再进一步还可以压缩成两块🤔

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但目前最大的问题仍然是我可能得买一块新的副存储放cuties impact的游戏截图🤔和两三年前差不多,最具性价比的选项仍然是6TB的sas盘🤔

我大概查了下价格,0034和硬盘涨价前差不多,以前最低400或450,现在490就能到手🤔甚至还有一个同城的🤔但到今天这批0034通电时间估计都和两年前买的3TB垃圾盘一样高了,毕竟这不又过去了两年不是🤔

0095出于某种申必原因,全网都找不到几个卖的,我寻思chia不是完鸡巴蛋了吗,莫非这些硬盘被拿去搞ipfs了?🤔和充满垃圾数据的chia不同,ipfs至少算正经文件存储,除了它是我极其讨厌的币圈壬运营的文件存储服务🤔当然我有充足的理由相信写ipfs代码的人甚至中本聪都是理想主义者,但运营ipfs(尤其是往里面提供硬盘和网络)的壬就不一定了,这也是我对币圈认知撕裂的原因之一🤔

6TB空气盘还有比0095还要新的029a,是个四碟装?价格貌似是698,大概等于我两年前买0034的价格(确信🤔它肯定比0034快,0034能跑200的话它应该能跑280,但这是6TB盘而不是10TB,值不值得多掏一个4TB垃圾盘的钱(大嘘)或者说6TB硬盘到底需不需要高速,还是个需要thonk的问题🤔

我大致看了眼product manual,8TB五碟,6TB四碟,4TB三碟,2TB不清楚是两碟还是三碟,但它写了三个磁头🤔wiebitte?这什么鬼盘片设置,少2TB少一个盘片?🤔

另外希捷所有服务器硬盘(除了x18好像)的信息都可以在这个页面查到,再也用不着什么特别的搜索技巧了(确信🤔

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或者其实我完全可以将副存储接着细分,专门搞一个游戏截图专用盘,用6TB垃圾盘这种玩意,然后10TB空气盘存储游戏截图之外的玩意,这样我大概就可以放心去买0034这种四舍五入约等于垃圾盘的玩意了?🤔或者在上传度盘的基础之上还可以进一步降级,上3TB垃圾盘?🤔但无论如何,将截图慢慢上传到度盘上也是件不错的事,这玩意可以rush也可以不rush,随便🤔我甚至都不用等新硬盘到,就可以做这件事,反正和图像处理一样,上传上去的是对rar的二次加密打包🤔新硬盘到了解压即可,两边checksum对应就删掉旧的🤔

但现在看来,在我决定买哪块6TB硬盘之前,我只能接着将副存储里的某些东西降级到某块本来用来存bdmv的3TB垃圾盘了🤔

上次我降级了一大堆乱七八糟的东西,其中有早就在度盘里的,也有没上传过度盘的,前者我可以直接挪了,后者得上传一遍度盘🤔这次我准备尝试降级某些游戏打包🤔比如去年玩的cyberpunk 2077和gtav,还有hitman3🤔这些玩意我甚至都不用备份到度盘,因为它们本来就是epic镜像,换句话说我保留了它们的本地备份只不过是因为它比从epic重新下快而已🤔我之前还下了一遍hitman2,玩了几盘感觉没啥意思,那玩意我甚至都没算进游戏打包里,也没放进副存储过🤔

等等,cp77不是,看来需要特别处理下🤔

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最后决定买了一个dell标的0034,一个470的通电时间长达四年,换算下来基本上3.5万小时了,也就和我买的第一块3TB垃圾盘一样长了🤔所以我买了另外一个520的,我们假设邮费是按照个人用户的费率计算的,那么硬盘本身还真是500🤔

这个卖家说只有几千小时的通电时间,如果现在仍然是1⑨年的话我恐怕就直接当新的副存储用了,但现在是21年,最主要的是我目前的砂糖盘买的时候也是全新行货,而且它到目前只有55天的通电时间,比那玩意新多了🤔所以,最后我只会将以前的cuties impact截图挪到那里🤔好,我现在就可以开始备份了(确信🤔

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我突然发现我那破手机的后置摄像头外面那层不知是塑料还是玻璃的玩意已经磨花了🤔也许我还可以换掉整个后盖,但我查遍全网都没有找到卖夏普r3的后盖的,实体维修店也去了十几家,这就极其尴尬了🤔更别说现在只有/z/本进口的镜头膜,买了鬼知道啥时候到🤔

查配件的时候发现夏普还出了r5g和r6,r5g貌似还是lcd,soc是膏通削龙865,12+256,也支持tf扩展,我估计那玩意应该可以非常流畅地impact cuties,至少在它撞温度墙之前🤔

但r6好像是240hz的oled?那就算了,哪怕它的黑是真的不发光,哪怕它装了1英寸传感器的后置摄像头,哪怕它用上了在X客湾某视频里测得单核得分1145的削龙888🤔再说了它居然砍了存储,从256GB砍回了128GB🤔

所以,搞不好这破手机明年春节左右就要换了,尽管我很少用手机拍照,但摄像头没法用对我来说是完全无法忍受的🤔

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我在某fisch上看了眼价格,不清楚为啥夏普r5g卖什么价格的都有,日版卖2500左右,台版卖4000,wiebitte?🤔更wiebitte的是夏普r6,现在哪怕二手都卖6700,一手貌似冲着八九千去了,这可不可以说比索尼的新机还要过分了?🤔

仔细看了一眼详情,感觉2500多的r5g是大船靠岸,4000多才是它应该是的价格🤔因为它们都没有原装卡托,我猜测卡托那玩意可能走私的时候没法带,还是有别的隐情,比如运营商内鬼偷了几百部r5g啥的🤔但奇怪的是它真的只是少个卡托,除此之外和行货没啥区别,连网络锁都没有(当然,5g这个就别指望了,但当个4g手机还行🤔想象一下走私的iphone114514除了没有卡托外别的都有,而且也没有网络锁,而且只要2500是种怎样的体验(大嘘🤔

除了夏普外,好像富士通也有车流出了,这些日厂手机反正都差不多吧🤔我反正自从htc和moto相继完蛋后喜欢上了用日厂手机,它们再怎么不堪至少摄像头比美国牌子的手机好吧(确信🤔或者我哪天买个pixel玩玩?🤔

然后,我便可以开始被迫享受别说售后了连配件都没有的114514星级服务(大嘘🤔

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其实某fisch有时候能见到有人卖r3后盖的,但和某宝不同,某fisch上有人在卖配件只能说明他的手机坏了🤔所以等我看到的时候,后盖已经卖掉了🤔估计等这个破手机的生命周期结束,我都拿它摄像头前面磨花的不知道啥玩意没啥好办法(绝望🤔而不像那个摔了114514次的xzp,我能预测这破手机的生命周期将变得极其长,要知道xzp再怎么样也坚挺了两年,这破玩意岂不得三年起?🤔

与此同时我从/z/本进口(大嘘)了一枚镜头膜,这让我有了新的想法,要不要想办法直接拆掉后盖上的那层玩意,然后把镜头膜直接贴上面?🤔当然这肯定不是镜头膜这种东西的正确使用方式,但到时候我就知道了,这部分我需要和手机维修店一块确定下其实我要是有相应的设备,我早就自己拆机玩了🤔