luminethonk.21.09.12

终于,我上传完了最后两个计划中的截图备份,这下等它们解压到那块6TB垃圾盘上时,它应该只剩不到100GB空间了罢🤔与此同时砂糖盘腾出了5.2TB,我终于可以玩图像处理(迫真)了🤔

与此同时我买的玻璃开水壶(大嘘)和4k驱动板也到了,前者尽管加热水的确没有不锈钢开水壶快,但时间一长也能煮沸,我已经用来慢煮酸梅汤了🤔话说我已经慢煮了将近一小时了,这玩意味道怎么还是那么怪,搞不好它完全不是正宗酸梅汤料🤔

barbruh

至于那个驱动板,很不幸的是换驱动板后那个屏幕也只亮背光不显示东西,接上dp甚至能读出显示器型号,还可以调分辨率到4k,用u表还能测出电流🤔

这说明那个屏幕面板才是坏的,而用相同的方式测了下我的旧驱动板,它也能测出电流,插上dp也能识别出显示器,甚至也能调到4k🤔所以极其哭笑不得的是,我现在手头顿时有了两块完好的4k驱动板,还是一块24V一块12V,草死🤔

与此同时面板反而涨价了,曾经只要250的24寸4k面板现在涨到了450,草死🤔这样,我就可以考虑买那个40寸的4k显示器了,我先懒得管能不能放在显示器支架上或者诸如此类的事情,买了再说🤔

无论如何,rip 32' 4k monitor(大嘘🤔

AmberCriUGUU.21.09.11

草,昨天下午准备impact几分钟cuties时发现显示器居然不显示了🤔以为是机子的问题,重启之后它还是只亮屏不显示,这下好了,显卡和显示器肯定有一个是坏的🤔

所以我找了下以前用的1080p备用屏幕,我有两个裸屏幕+驱动板组合,都没法用可还行🤔最后发现曾经花450买的一个迫真数位板可以用,只不过由于其内置的hdmi线实在是太短,我不得不又挪了一次机箱,现在这机箱已经从空调正下面挪到我脚边了🤔

话说这垃圾数位板出于某种申必原因甚至有给显示器支架预留的螺丝位,所以我顺手卸掉了那个坏掉的4k显示器装上了它,一个设计载重15kg的显示器支架装上了一个不到半公斤的屏幕,想想就觉得挺讽刺🤔

我对卸下来的4k显示器进行了初步拆解,和我之前猜测的一样,它果然就是个屏幕面板和驱动板的组合🤔所以我也许可以尝试将问题归结于它的驱动板🤔当然它也有可能像我那两个裸屏幕一样,驱动板和面板都有问题,那就好玩了🤔它还有可能是排线问题,但那套玩意一直在壳子里面装着,我没有什么可能像那两套裸屏幕一样经常插拔排线🤔

我在某fisch上暂且找到了一个和我那玩意长得一毛一样的驱动板,先买来装上看看,搞不好它换个驱动板之后就满血复活了🤔如果不能,恐怕我只能买个新的4k显示器了,现在没有4k用我是绝对不能忍的🤔

在所有候选中,我看上一个40寸的4k显示器,它比32寸还便宜可还行🤔而且40寸4k还有一个附带的好处,哪怕1080p玩游戏也能有20寸大小的游戏窗口,2k也能有30寸🤔这样,很多游戏我就不见得非得开到4k了,比如cuties impact🤔

barbruh

不过在我修好或者买新的4k显示器之前,不管我愿不愿意,恐怕只能先impact 1080p cuties了(悲🤔这破游戏1080p玩起来可以说是毫无压力,甚至连4k能够卡出翔的夜晚光照场景,都能随便60fps(可见这游戏的光源优化烂到了什么地步),再一看功耗表,好家伙居然只要270w,我的显卡压根就没有满载🤔可以说这游戏的60fps硬性限制起到了非常大的作用,就算它没有,非独占全屏下的游戏帧率也不会超过显示器的刷新率,也算是限制帧率到60fps🤔

barbruh (for real

悲报,米忽悠株式会社终于准备对honey impact逐一发送律师函了,或者至少对托管这个站的idc和cloudflare发送了律师函🤔honey impact可不仅仅是个一般的内鬼爆料网站,它可是cuties impact最好用的在线数据库🤔既然如此,米忽悠株式会社的死🐴程度是不是可以升级到atlus usa那一档了(还记得最喜欢滥用dmca的atlus株式会社美国分社吗🤔

更生草的是米忽悠株式会社拿来搞honey impact的法律(迫真)依据,不是什么dmca,居然是他们自己游戏的eula🤔草死,就算玩家和米忽悠株式会社真的签订了eula才开始玩游戏,那这个eula的作用域也只限于那款游戏,而非那款游戏之外的玩意,比如网站🤔恁一个游戏里的eula怎么就长臂管辖到完全不是恁司控制的网站了,还是托管在美国的网站,恁寄吧谁啊😅要不要去英文世界带带米忽悠株式会社的某种节奏(比如妄图颠覆美国司法制度,反正搞起红脖子的迫真爱国心就完事了),从而让它在崩坏3事件里带的节奏反作用于它自己身上?🤔

同样的道理,这家和女士一样傲慢的株式会社默认玩家只会接受到游戏里的信息,所以搞出了女士的那套脑瘫剧情(话说回来如果抛弃圣遗物故事的话这剧情还是挺自洽的,但很明显抛弃不得🤔但还是那句话,游戏外女士的剧情分析已经传遍了整个互联网,米忽悠株式会社恁寄吧谁啊😅恁还真以为恁游做得真开放世界导致恁游玩家不看攻略剧透剧情分析啊🤔恁还真以为恁游是一个壬日常娱乐生活的全部啊🤔恁还真以为恁游这种才做完了七分之三的玩意随便赚几十逸乃天命所归也啊,还是那句不太好听的话,恁寄吧谁啊😅

与此同时atlus株式会社也挺傲慢的,居然能长臂管辖到屑tube,不允许玩家发perusona5某个特定游戏日期之后的视频,真的,怹寄吧谁啊怹😅当然,atlus株式会社能够灵活滥用dmca橄榄不符合他们喜好的视频和频道,以显得它好像不是寄吧谁啊一样,米忽悠株式会社要不要也有样学样?🤔

luminethonk

当然这个honey impact也不是什么好东西,快要关了却设置了更严的cloudflare墙,明显是怕别人用脚本dump(比如我就准备掏出bash开干了,然后这高级验证码吓跑了我🤔草,它还真把这玩意(其中还有些是米忽悠株式会社的无形财产)当作自己的财产了,连海盗党都不如,海盗党掠夺大公司无形财产好歹还免费放出来供全人类使用,这群壬间之屑只知道盈利🤔难怪4chan骡子最喜欢雷普这群内鬼了,于情于理都说得通🤔

但既然它这么珍视自己的财产(迫真),我们也不用担心它关站后不会开🤔所以,它现在发的声明我们图一乐就完事了,不要太当真,或者用英文里的说法,take it with a grain of salt🤔我就不信它作为web中级高手没有留下在线数据库的离线备份,只不过出于众所周知的原因,它不是很想把这玩意给其他人🤔

我无端thonk它想利用关站作为威胁来指望它的忠实用户向米忽悠株式会社施压,从而获取某些好处(比如一边跳脸一边接着盈利🤔这完全就是全员恶人啊,一边是连美国的知识产权法律都不懂却长臂管辖瘾特别大的憨批,另一边是为了盈利连🐴都可以随便送的suka blyat,这可真是suka配狗天长地久啊(意味深🤔

另外极其生草的是honey impact那个迫真声明帖子下面的评论区展开了英文社区极其罕见的多方论战,一堆像corporation simp(也就是国内论战中的精神资本家)这样的帽子扣得到处都是,场面混乱到我一度误以为进入了英文版批乎🤔

thonktao

受此事件影响,某胡桃群居然开了中文爆料频道,搞不好某内鬼吧真的被扬了,他们此时可能觉得把tieba uncles(大嘘)请到他们的聊天室是件大好事🤔但很不幸的是tieba uncles基本上不会翻墙,现在视奸下来感觉这个频道没几个地道的中文使用者,有的只是一群中文说不利索的外国人(确信🤔实在是太失望了🤔

说是中文爆料频道,但里面聊的都是和爆料无关的玩意,也没人像honey impact的评论区那样论战,多没意思🤔我准备派个小号进去搅一搅屎,昵称叫什么好呢,干脆上个砂糖酱头像叫“魔怔元素反应壬”好了(手动wiebitte🤔就是这个魔怔元素反应壬怎么翻译好呢,elemental reactions maniac?🤔

再一看,这个群的用户名一栏里面,一大堆中文昵称,草,这tm是突然火起来的精中风格吗,爱了爱了(大嘘🤔我非常怀疑真有魔怔壬在里面搅屎,他们也得借助google translate才能知道对面到底说了什么,而且至少我之前用google translate处理晋国黑话的效果其实不是很好🤔

bruhfei

草,在胡桃群炸鱼的计划无限期延迟,我才炸了第二句就发现我居然上了大号🤔看来这个乐子是彻底无了(悲🤔惊喜的是,我发现了一个自己人,至少说话的风格是自己人🤔只懂一点中文的精中是不会用“快进到”句式的🤔

update

最后这件事情以非常理想(确信)的方式解决了,honey impact的作者换了个荷兰阿姆斯特丹的vps,或者用mjj的说法叫做抗投诉vps,重新上线了网站🤔并且在新站上公开嘲讽了米忽悠株式会社的律师函连英文语法都搞不对,真是笑掉本野爹的林擒了🤔

当然现在他们换到荷兰了,那我估计米忽悠株式会社真的准备用dmca也搞不动了🤔快进到转进罗马尼亚,和那些搞a货的外贸用同款vps(确信🤔不过暗网我估计就快进不动了,此壬那么爱盈利的去暗网怹还盈个锤子利啊(半恼🤔

另外至少到今天(09.12)某胡桃群的中文频道讨论水平终于有了肉眼可见的提升,尽管这个频道的管理还是一群精中废物,但至少母语是中文的人明显变多了,它的中文浓度终于高到开始乳刻了🤔只要刻晴开始被乳,不管它是说什么语言的,这个频道绝对达到了中文母语玩家占绝大多数的情况🤔你在隔壁英文频道乳刻估计要么被批斗,要么压根就没人鸟🤔

再说了,它也有英文版的leak discussion频道,但这几天中文频道的讨论质量反而比英文频道高了,因为终于开始全在讨论honey impact事件的余波了🤔

aftershock

honey impact作者的嘲讽声明在英文和中文互联网上都掀起了轩然大波,一群英文社区的人纷纷觉得他做得太过了,整个文风像一个angry german kid🤔据说他换服务器花了什么590美元啥的,但又有据说他在honey impact上面挂的google广告有五位数的收入,那他为什么在意这点钱?所以这有点矛盾了🤔当然也有批他那段讽刺米忽悠株式会社律师函英文水平过于垃圾的轮调有点racist的twitter日常黑屁🤔

由于这件事非常的诡异,现在甚至有些阴谋论出现了,比如那信的英文水平过于烂,让人怀疑都不是米忽悠株式会社写的,而是某些极端粉丝或者极端黑粉反串🤔还记得吴签事件里面给两边发迫真律师函搞中间壬攻击(确信)的骗子吗🤔也有人说贪婪的米忽悠株式会社一分额外的钱都不想花,连beta测试都想白嫖玩家,所以这玩意搞不好还真是他们自己员工撸出来的🤔甚至还有更加离谱的阴谋论,honey impact的作者在自导自演🤔

总之和米忽悠株式会社相关的一切drama最后都能便乘一坨轩然大波,而且很明显米忽悠株式会社看起来挺享受这个过程的(悲🤔就像它喜欢白嫖beta测试玩家才导致内鬼能天天骑在它头上拉屎,它是不是白嫖流量惯了,忽视了这些流量也能带来极其不确定的东西,比如突然的赵弹打击?🤔那我只能说一句活该了(半恼🤔

wow

草,胡桃群的中文频道居然在讨论gacha游戏冲动消费之类的,这可真是太tm屌了,这频道建立起来可能才两天吧🤔

sarathonk.21.09.08

如果你玩英文版cuties impact的话,你会发现一件神奇的事情,短发萌妹⑨条的全名是kujou sara,而蒙德猎鹿人的老板也是sara,这两人重名了🤔等等,这两个sara意思完全不一样吧,比同音字还要牵强吧🤔

thonk

翻批信推送看到一款带加热功能的保温杯,查了下发现好家伙,199🤔尽管在一个保温杯底下塞进去加热器件和控温的玩意的确算得上是迫真科技,但溢价到199,这也许不只是智商税这个词能形容的了🤔其他厂子的也得100上下,某fisch一顿消费降级(迫真)之后也得50🤔

我也许的确需要一个能够加热水的玩意,因为我最近买的某款汤料要求严格地按照1:16加水🤔但我后来想了一下,感觉我不是很需要这种玩意🤔它只有300w功率,这要是放在我几年前还在大学的时候可能我还真的会考虑一下,但现在我有天然气灶🤔

当然我以前就在用天然气烧开水用,但我试过各种烧水用的器具,从小锅到开水壶,最后都被我扔到了一边,原因之一便是它们烧出来的水味道变怪了🤔甚至电热水壶都被我扔了,它也避免不了烧出的开水变质(所以排除了天然气的问题🤔

现在看来我极其讨厌用不锈钢器具,它们无论烧开水还是泡热饮料都能留下极其难闻的味道🤔只有放在玻璃器具里的开水味道才不会变,那么问题来了,为什么不买个可以直接放火上烧的玻璃壶呢🤔就像实验室里用来加热什么液体的肯定也是玻璃器具,只不过热源不是酒精灯而已🤔

于是在一番迫真thonk之后,我用原方案八分之一的价格解决了问题(确信🤔甚至买了这玩意后还能小火煮茶,我非常怀疑上个月买的酸梅汤料完全不是泡着喝的,必须持续煮🤔但现在夏天都结束了,我大概是喝了个寂寞罢(半恼🤔

genshin frontier: inazuma.21.09.04

this one includes chapter 01-03, chapter 04-06 are in here, chapter 07 is in here, and chapter 08 to the latest are in here

01

It's Lumine chan's neinty neinth day since she was trapped in this place called Inazuma, without any way to return to her familiar land. Still, she could recall her reckless action of saving Thoma from his Vision taken everyday, thus making her the most wanted ever by the Raiden Shogun, and having to flee to Watatsumi island to work under Sangonomiya Resistance temporarily.

"C-captain Lumine! Her Excellency sent me here, she required your immediate attendance, sofort! "

"For what? For another ronin camp behind our lines to rek? If that's the case, tell Kokomi to go fuck herself, I had other important matters to attend. "

"I don't know, but she said it's an ueber urgent matter, seems much more urgent than our ronin problems. "

"Ah-I see... I knew what she's talking about. It must be... Alright, I'll reach her asap. " Lumine thonks.

"What is it? " One of Lumine chan's travel companions, Tachibana Sacchara, asked.

"Didn't you remember the Fold network problem I mentioned yesterday, sweetheart? "

"The strange device that allows us to teleport throughout Watatsumi Island and elsewhere? "

"Yes. Teleport Waypoints throughout Watatsumi Island had different Fold network specifications than elsewhere, only someone with the Resistance IFF could use it to reach Sangonomiya Shrine. But last few days I saw a bunch of Shogunate arseholes trying to activate one of the terminus nodes, of course they got rekt by us in time. I thonk they must found some vulnerabilities in our IFF protocols, if they want, they can deploy their main army right into our headquarters, and we can do nothing about it. We better hurry to see if our Zhuge Kokomi thonk of any countermeasures. "

After a series of Fold jumps, they finally reached Sangonomiya Shrine, the Resistance's headquarters. In the war room sat Sangonomiya Kokomi, the commander and chief strategist of the Resistance aka "Inazuman Zhuge Liang", as well as other Resistance figures.

"Who is Zhuge Liang though? "

"One of the greatest strategists in Liyue's history, his stories are pretty much to say in a few sentences. And yes, the session already started, let's hear from them. "

plays Frontier 2059

Kokomi noticed Lumine's arrival. "You finally arrive, Captain Lumine. Now our new operation is a go. Several days ago, my intel sources indicated that the Shogunate Army plan to initiate a massive invasion to totally get rid of us, using our own Fold networks.

"And as what I could know, they actually believe the theory that our Fold technology is pretty primitive, that these Waypoints could only be set within a certain distance, so someone will have to jump multiple times before they can reach here. But actually, our Waypoints can project as much distance as the Shogunate ones, the rules of jumping is only used to stop the possible threats mid jumps... "

"I seem to follow you. That means, in their invasion plans, if they actually had one of course, they will try their best to finish jumps and jump right into our last Waypoint in the preceived jump route. And you might need me to move this Waypoint into elsewhere? "

"Exactly! You definitely had perfect locations for these Shogunate army to reach, right? "

"I had pretty many, like... the Electro water in Seirai Island. Of course normal water would be enough to drown them to death, but Electro water... would make them suffer more before death. Let them taste their beloved Shogun's own medicine. The problem is, how exactly could I set the Waypoint in the middle of Electro water? I just couldn't freeze this kinda water long enough to construct a Cyro bridge so I could have enough time to set it up. "

"You can definitely use Geo if you want, right? Put up some Geo Constructs, then you can set it up in there. "

"But I can't return to the old world to touch Geo statue to change my element back to Geo. Otherwise I could even persuade Zhongli into the operations. He could make higher Geo Construct than mine. "

"Let me think about it... If you couldn't, just put it above some kinda normal water, they're gonna be drown anyway. "

"And what about the vulnerabilities in our IFF protocol-"

"I know, I know. I already knew what kinda vulnerabilities they're gonna use, and how we're gonna fix it, and luckily, the fix can be applied in single Waypoint scale. That means, we can fix all these Waypoints near our critical locations, so they will never be able to pose any real threats to us. And we deliberately left some of these Waypoints unpatched, so they'll be forced to go through the jump route we chose for them, and the last jump would be in whatever location you'll set up. And now here's the Waypoint. Take it, and put it in wherever you like. The Shogunate army would be in hours. "

"Hours? That was pretty fast. I gotta get going asap. " Lumine chan took the Waypoint from Kokomi, and disappeared via Fold in a mere second.

inserts random narrator voices, 114514% accurate parody of macross frontier's famous opening theme (hakushin

Long ago, there was a war with the formidable Shogun Army

After Vision users experienced the threat of losing their Visions in their fight with the Shogun Army,

shows a map of Watatsumi Island and its Teleport Waypoints, and people Folding into it they risked their future on advancing into Watatsumi Island.

Seeking new sanctuary, they scattered to all corners of the island (oouso.

02

It's getting more and more festival atmospheres in the land of Liyue, while Kaedehara Kazuha was wandering around Guyun Stone Forest, as usual. Even as now he still wondered how the literal futabruh could he Fold outta Inazuma anyway, since if you're in Inazuma, you can't actually find anywhere else to Fold outside your familiar locations, especially if you're wanted by the Shogunate, you will have much less locations to Fold.

And then he saw a cute teenage girl with cat ears, pink eyes and purple clothes fighting enemies in style. But her damage output is too low, the fight became too stranded and painful. Kazuha decided to join her fight, and he used his skills to mix enemies with Electro and Hydro together. He's a firm believer of Elemental Mastery, and he already equipped Viridescent Venerer of 1145 Elemental Mastery, that made these enemies suffered huge arse Electro-charged damage, thus finished the fight pretty quick.

"Wow, I'm pretty impressed. Actually I don't need your help, but still thanks. "

"Really? You didn't look like you won't need any help though, otherwise you should finish them in seconds. By the way, what a cute cat ear you have... "

"It's hairstyle, not cat ears! "

"Sorry, I did not see that coming. May I ask of your name...? "

"I'm Keqing, Yuheng of the... "

"Wait a minute, so you're the 'legendary' Keqing... Your reputation precedes you all cross Teyvat. "

"Really? "

"Except in a way you might not feel amused, I'm afraid. On the way beating Treasure Hoarders and Metachurls, I've overheard a dozen versions of the so called 'Mockeqing' jokes. I've been thinking: How could a certain character too weak, that she's mocked over and over? Now after watching your combat performance in my own eyes, I'll have to admit that they're not completely baseless. "

"Hmph! I'm not weak! At least not THAT weak! It's just..."

"Just what? Then how would you explain your failed Abyss performances? "

"It's just the Abyss rules work against me! Electro can't be amplified like other three elements, you know! "

"Or... The other reason also exists, didn't you thonk? Like the Electro Archon didn't like to give her power to Electro Vision users anymore. Would that be a more convinced reason than the so called Abyss rules, to shut these Mockeing maniacs up? "

"Wait, how do you know the Electro Archon that well? Did you imply that... You're from Inazuma? "

"Yes. Is that really a surprise? Or it really is: Inazuma was supposed to be isolated from the rest of the world. And I am one of the exceptions. "

"I thought this place is only a myth, that my friends always used to joke on me that I could become the Electro Archon when these alchemists in Mondstadt really created Inazuma from scratch anyway. "

"No, Inazuma really exists, it's just unreachable from here. Even I couldn't know how I ended up here. "

"Oh... By the way, I'm more interested about the Electro Archon, is it a good Archon, or a bad one? "

"It's pretty hard to describe her as simply good or bad, let's just say, she's a controversial Archon. "

"How so? "

"She started to isolate Inazuma from the outside worlds, so that these harms cannot even reach Inazuma; and in the meantime we had corrupt as fuck Tri-Commissions, or at least two of the three are rotten to the core. Not to mention her current Vision Hunt Decree literally formed Sangonomiya Resistance, thus the civil wars. "

"That's pretty interesting, an Archon hunts Visions instead of issuing them. No wonder there are no new Electro Vision user over these years... " Keqing thonks, "Or the overall damage output drop from me and all these Electro Vision users... "

"... But don't worry, I know just the way to regain your battle power, help you beat the Abyss, so no one will dare to mock you anymore. "

"Really? Teach me! I'll do anything you would request! " Keqing seemed to be pretty eager about it.

"Anything? Even things seem too had to accomplish? "

"I'll try my best... "

"Fine them. I'm a specialist in Elemental Reactions, when Electro reacts with Pyro, it would cause powerful Overload, which is Pyro damage, that's totally outta Electro Archon's reign. If we could find another Pyro user to travel with us, we can totally fuck the Abyss. Not to mention my Viridescent Venerer set can decrease enemies' Pyro res for 40%, so they will receive more Overload damage. "

"Sounds pretty good. If your theory's correct, I only need to stack Elemental Mastery? "

"Exactly! You must have a lotta Thundering Fury with Elemental Mastery mainstat, right? If you use them, you can totally forget about substat optimizations, and have fun. "

"Yes, I even had three sets of Thundering Fury all of Elemental Mastery. "

"Then upgrade them! And we'll head for Hanfeng's Ironmongers to forge an Iron String. Did you have extra Sword Billet? "

"No, but I can exchange one at Mingxing Jewelry with my Geo Sigils. "

"Good. Now we need to find a Pyro user to accompany us. "

"I knew exactly the people we need, Xiangling, Wanmin Restaurant's Head Chef. She will hardly refuse us if we are on the adventure for food ingredients. "

"Good, Musk Reef if pretty near Mondstadt, and we can help her find food ingredients for payments of participating the Abyss conquest. "

"Alright then, let's Fold back to Liyue Harber to see what Xiangling's doing. " Keqing and Kazuha disappeared in a mere second.

03

The Shogunate Army's invasion plans started with a fake truce, helded at Yashiori Island, the place where Watatsumi Island's god, Orobashi, seemed to be slain. As Sangonomiya Kokomi arrived, she found the Shogunate Army sent Kujou Takayuki, The Tenryou Commission's head commissioner, to form "peace talks". Probably they wanna use the Resistance' hands to assassinate him, so someone else in the Tenryou Commission could seize position of the commissioner? Kokomi thonks.

"Are you the famous Zhuge Kokomi? "

"Ja. "

"I've heard about you long before. My honor to meet you today. I assume you're aware the current situation. Why do you wage war and start the uprising with no just cause. "

"I came here to abolish the Vision Hunt Decree. Is that not just enough cause? "

"Hahahaha….. Why do you have to go against God and people? Havent you heard the saying: 'Those who submit will prosper; those who resist shall perish?' Now the great Shogunate Army has millions of solders and thousands of officers. With your pathetic forces like a firefly. Is it really a match to the bright moon in the sky? If you could lay down your arms and surrender with due respect, your title would still remain. Isn't peace the most pleasant thing? "

"Hahahhahahhaha…. I thought, an old commissioner like you, would say something wise before your men and my men. Never expected you'd give such an ugly parochial speech. I have a word for everyone here to thonk about:

During the regions of the current Raiden Shogun, the Shogunate authority declined with eunuchs fermenting disturbances that led to national chaos. After the Vision Hunt Decree, traitors continued one after another. Abducting Their Majesties and abusing people. As a result, unworthy and inhumane people took office and drew salary in the Tri-Commission. So that the power had all been manipulated by those who were either barbaric or bowing, leading to the ruin of Inazuma and great infliction of the folks. By the time of calamity, what have you been doing, mister commissioner?

I happen to have known your history long before. You lived on the Narukami Island, and were supposed to work for the Shogun and the nation. And you, however, wage rentless wars and even collide with the Futui! Even by Gods, Your crimes are not to be forgiven! "

"You, you! Sangonomiya rustic jackass! How dare you…"

"Shut the fuck up! Old rat, didn't you know people all cross the nation wanna eat you alive, and you still have the nerve to rap? Fortunately, our nation is still blessed. In Watatsumi Island, the Resistance raised up, and we came to rape your Shogunate sorry arse. An arse-kisser like you should have hidden yourself to linger your pathetic life. How dare you blabber the God's will my men? You white-haired, old piece of shit! You are about to drop dead soon, and by then, how would you face Inazuman people sacrificing for the nation! Your lived 76 years without any achievement or talent but this ass-kissing tongue! How dare you, a spineless hound, even had the nerve to bark at my men! I have never met such a shameless suka blyat like you! "

"NO! HUMPH! HUMPH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! " Kujou rants like Yajuu Senpai.

"You... You... You're iku, ikuikuikuiku Kokomi AH AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! " Kujou rants like Yajuu Senpai.

credits go to https://www.bilibili.com/video/av41510588 for his translations of Zhuge Liang vs Wang Lang

Suddenly, thunder and rain covered Yashiori Island, with strange atmosphere in the air.

"Tatarigami! Who the fuck released Orobashi on the island? We gonna do Emergency Fold, SOFORT! " Kokomi and her men suddenly vanished, leaving Shogunate people confused. They also wanna use Fold, but the Fold Fault covered the entire island and they just couldn't Fold into anywhere, basically trapped.

"Finally, our ancient god has heard our call, and these Shogunate scums are trapped here like rats! Face the warth of your own sins, arseholes! " The Resistance army ambushed them and started a pretty chaotic fight.

"Your magic worked, Nathan-san! What would we do next? "

"Of course fuck them all up, until they totally regret ever existing! " Amoung them lies Nathan, a Mondstadter willingly helping the Resistance, and gaining the rank of Captain of a certain special op team, "Am I doing it right, Lord Barbatos? Am I following the creed of freedom, to liberate the people of this opposed land? "

"What will we do right now, commissioner? " Tenyou Commission soldiers asked their commissioner.

"Ever since we can't Fold, we'll have to leave this place via foot. Retreat to Nazuchi Beach and wait for reinforcement. Did you bring fireworks? "

"Yes, commissioner. "

"Then fire! Sara will know what happened and come to help us. Let's hope that our special forces made progress there, when Sangonomya returned her headquarters, she did Nazi this coming! Hahaha! "

wtf.21.09.02

我在某两个小号上抽雷电将军的池子,结果都不怎么样,一个硬是没出sara chan,另外一个就更坑爹了,第一个五星角色居然不是雷电将军,而是diluc🤔这倒是挺符合这个破账号的体系的,因为它早就是lisa和砂糖酱的体系了,而diluc上火反正比香菱快多了🤔而且我还发现它居然有4vv,而且有三个元素精通vv,尽管都是三号位🤔现在好了,无论lisa还是砂糖酱还是diluc都能疯狂堆元素精通,我迫真调教了一番lisa能够砸出五千超载伤害,加砂糖酱buff还能上七千,这玩意几天前只有三千🤔

我在某个氪佬的号上面测试了下雷电将军和砂糖酱的配合结果,可以说是非常糟糕,雷电将军的e技能触发频率远远赶不上砂糖酱的rof,和宵宫那就更不用说了🤔也许雷电将军在别的队里用处很多(我倒是可以坐等某人研究出用途,但我就懒得折腾了),但对砂糖酱为核心的队伍搞不好用处真的没有diluc大🤔实测它挂后台rof不如fischl chan,开大前台rof也不如刻晴,作为这两者的缝合我也没啥好说的了🤔

至于sara chan,我就更不知道怎么用了🤔所以搞不好这个池子我也跳过,珊瑚宫心海的池子我也跳过,这游戏已经没啥角色可以抽了(悲🤔

baalthonk

我大号小保底居然没歪,抽到了雷电将军🤔上次小保底没歪是一命钟离,搞不好它是不是在七神的池子里小保底歪的几率就会低些?🤔

我将fischl chan替换了出去,结果相当满意,砂糖酱感电伤害基本上没损失太多,而且由于雷电将军的确改善了行秋和砂糖酱的充能效率,这几个角色的大招更加频繁了🤔有时候感电起来了,连雷电将军自己都能无限大招连,我用刻晴都没有发生过这种事🤔总体来说,这是次极其成功的meta抽卡,甚至可以说是我impact cuties一年来最成功的一次🤔

成功到我都想强行洗白一次雷电将军了🤔其实米忽悠株式会社的编剧脑子里装的是屎,我们哪怕遵循雷电将军的当前设定(深渊灾变的ptsd患者,futaba archon),都能随便写出更好的剧情🤔

比如说,引出深渊势力,让雷电将军的ptsd再爆发一次,这样主角就能和雷电将军一块橄榄深渊法师,战后雷电将军看到了人类的力量,也正视了自己为ptsd找借口的行为,所谓永恒的哲学自然站不住脚🤔如果此时钟离和芭芭脱丝也出面就再好不过了,夸赞雷电将军的那个姐姐是怎么的英勇之类的🤔这么一来雷电将军的ptsd就朝着非常乐观的方向发展了(确信),接下来废除锁国啥的就自不用说了🤔八重话疗的效果说实话没有那两个神好,因为那两个神和雷电将军的姐姐一同作战过,八重懂个锤子的深渊灾变🤔原剧情里八重由于不知道那段历史,所以说的话都是不痛不痒的,而雷电将军做出的改变也是不痛不痒的🤔

那么神之心呢?反正它瞎鸡巴改设定,神之心目前已经没啥卵用了,那么就没啥卵用呗🤔

reconstruction

米忽悠株式会社的9+主线实在是幼稚的批爆,比如稻妻反抗军吧,他们反的是什么锤子🤔如果我们来写,就写成反抗军其实是多种势力的松散缝合,里面有珊瑚宫这种信仰大蛇的,由于大蛇被雷电将军直接给扬了,他们也想把雷电将军给扬了🤔也有神里这种只是想让雷电将军停止胡搞的建制派🤔也有愚人众那种想在稻妻乱象里浑水摸鱼的机会主义者🤔也有某个蒙德人那种民主自由上头了的传教士(但原版剧情把他强行归为愚人众一派,就没内味了🤔也有八重屑狐狸这样的啥都知道的乐子壬🤔当然还有深渊势力在人类中的内鬼🤔

他们每个势力的诉求都是不同的,珊瑚宫的极端分子要彻底扬了雷电将军,就像那个已经被扬了的盐神一样🤔建制派只是想让他们信仰的雷电将军停止胡闹而已🤔但深渊势力和他们都不一样,深渊势力想把雷电将军抓去当肉便器用,比如他们不是经常喜欢改装魔神吗,雷电将军搞不好被他们抓去也会改装成什么机械姬之类的🤔但他们现在都迫真团结在一个叫做废除眼狩令的旗帜下,由珊瑚宫势力的温和派心海做领袖,而诸葛心海(大嘘)自然由于管不住手下这批诉求完全不一样的乌合之众而烦恼,整天高层开会无论什么话题都能滑坡到辩经,难怪反抗军被幕府军按在地上雷普,马上连watatsumi island都保不住了(悲🤔

另外那个超大号神像没有任何作用的确是一件令人极其遗憾的事情,所以我们得重新设定一下稻妻🤔在新设定里,稻妻锁国锁得极其彻底,真的就是在另外一个世界里的国家,按照genshin frontier的说法,稻妻就是另外一个飞船🤔只有万叶作为唯一一个稻妻的神之眼用户出现在了旧世界,而旅行者(比如屑荧)处于某种申必原因孤身一人出现在了稻妻🤔

荧酱自然思乡(大嘘)心切,无时无刻不想赶紧回旧大陆和旧伙伴玩儿,苦于无论怎么样都fold不回旧大陆,所以只能和稻妻的神之眼使用者打成一片了🤔换句话说,在游戏里的稻妻主线只能用稻妻角色完成,而且只能在稻妻群岛活动,去不了大陆,这怎么说不是什么有趣的游戏体验罢(半恼🤔

实在不成,来写几个邪眼用户吧,这样也许能补全缺少旧世界角色带来的麻烦,比如我要搞一个稻妻砂糖酱(草🤔名字我也想好了,叫做tachibana sacchara🤔反正我总是喜欢搞一些半日文半拉丁文的名字🤔

万叶在旧世界最终的目标是和旧世界的两个国家谈判外交关系,从而将稻妻和旧世界联系起来🤔其中最主要的难题是如何建立两个世界的fold连接🤔在两国科学家(大嘘)的一番迫真研究之下,所有人发现了稻妻的神像有可能发射出足够的功率建立两个大陆之间的fold连接🤔至于旧世界,可以随便编一个巨型建筑来发射fold信号之类的🤔

荧酱不得已待着的反抗军那边,诸葛心海也独立发现了通过改装神像来和其他世界建立fold连接的可能性,但实行锁国令的雷电将军肯定不喜欢这个主意,所以还是得去想办法让雷电将军发生改变🤔

愚人众和原剧情一样决定给反抗军援助一些物资,尽管没有人奇怪愚人众是用什么申必科技fold到稻妻的,就像没有人奇怪愚人众是用什么同样的申必科技fold到旧大陆的🤔然后可以安排一个角色,在发现愚人众拿反抗军战士当小白鼠的阴谋并挫败了它,然后马上跻身决策层🤔

此壬自称和八重屑狐狸联系颇深,知道一些雷电将军的内幕,比如目前所有人见到的雷电将军只是个机器人,而真·雷电将军“影”在自己创造的里世界里当futaba之类的🤔所以为了用此壬的原话“将雷电将军从人偶的束缚里解救出来”,需要加带力度爆破雷电将军机器人🤔而且此壬通过一些申必方式去旧世界通知了万叶和旧世界的角色,他们最后制定了一个作战计划,只要稻妻的神像激活起来就一块fold过去🤔更有意思的是,他们想办法把退休的屑风神和钟离也拉拢了进来🤔

稻妻那边,反抗军发现稻妻城围绕着神像建立了类似于二战时/z/本所谓的“绝对防卫圈”那样的fold阻止网络,所以他们需要策反负责首都防卫的⑨条sara chan,然后才能fold进神像附近激活它🤔策反过程和原剧情差不多,反抗军找到了天领奉行和愚人众py的证据,扔到了sara chan面前,sara chan怒而搞乱幕府军在首都的部署,绝对防卫圈完蛋,反抗军纷纷fold到神像附近,并按计划改装并激活它🤔

接下来就是世界名画《雷电将军在天守阁》了🤔女士正在测试操纵雷电将军机器人的指令,而荧酱说出了“御前决斗”四个字并打败了女士,然后女士就被雷电将军机器人给扬了,和原剧情基本上一样🤔

接下来当然就和原剧情没啥差别了(确信),雷电将军机器人允许荧酱活着离开天守阁,但当荧酱刚走出天守阁时,雷电将军在背后偷袭啥的🤔

但从此开始就是和原剧情不一样的地方了:就在雷电将军劈下来一刀的瞬间,神像启动了,万叶从里面fold出来并激活了其友人的雷系神之眼,使出了风雷双元素挡住了雷电将军的奶香一刀,此时那个使用邪眼的哲平突然fold出来,对着雷电将军来了一道aJAJAJAJAJAka大招的迫真模仿(可以设定他是aJAJAJAJAJAka的魔怔粉丝),只不过放出来的是火元素,雷电将军被超载爆破🤔接下来砂糖酱也fold出来并扔出了一个蝴蝶,染成了红色,然后1145元素精通刻晴也fold了出来并在里面斩尽牛杂🤔这么操作一番下来雷电将军被削韧到可以被芭芭脱丝送上天的程度,然后芭芭脱丝fold出来一个q🤔趁着雷电将军被芭芭脱丝困在天上时,阿贝多推出归终机来了一发,造成2147483647物伤(大嘘🤔上一期的满命钟离也出来给所有人套盾,免得被雷电将军机器人的爆炸波及🤔

由于机器人被橄榄了,雷电将军再也没法做futaba了,里世界和外部世界融为一体,所有人面对真·雷电将军(的愤怒🤔此时反抗军还有从旧世界来的势力开始乱了起来,温和派只想建议雷电将军停止锁国,极端派想乘机扬了它,而某壬自称自己是八重神子派来的特使,逼迫雷电将军直接退位,将神位让给八重(此处可以玩点imn梗,比如“这么屑的统治还有什么持续的必要吗,退位,请”),不然“就把它卖给深渊教团当肉便器”,并对雷电将军被深渊势力抓去后的情形进行了一番过于详尽的描述🤔详尽到在场所有人都对此感觉不对劲的程度,此时场上出现了一大堆深渊法师,所有风系角色意识到这意味着什么,赶紧全部扔出大招,才解决了它们🤔

一直在追查深渊势力的diluc(所以这个设定此时就可以用起来了,不是吗)此时也fold了出来,并向所有人指出某壬就是深渊势力在人类中的内鬼,它怂恿愚人众等搞乱稻妻啥的就是为了使用神像大批量投放深渊部队,从而真的将雷电将军抓回去当肉便器用,不对,改造成橄榄天理用的机械姬🤔又被八重背刺,又被深渊背刺,雷电将军的ptsd被成功地触发了起来,但所有人都没感受到雷伤,按照cuties impact这游戏的iff机制,这说明雷电将军并没有把他们视为敌人,而目前的情形就是500年前深渊入侵的迫真复刻,所有人vs深渊🤔接下来各方势力只能先去橄榄这波深渊入侵,然后再谈别的🤔

最后在多方嘴炮之下,雷电将军和人类和解,意识到了所谓的永恒并不能真正保护稻妻免受深渊势力雷普,开始停止当futaba archon,正式担负起雷神的职责,并和旧大陆两个国家达成共同防卫深渊的协议🤔在旧大陆科学家的帮助下,稻妻也建立起了不需要神之眼就能驱动的fold relay,从此锁国令正式结束,荧酱也终于赶在逐月节开始之前回到璃月和刻晴香菱玩做饭play🤔

至于天理?天理早在genshin frontier的第一部作品里就连骨灰都给扬咯🤔这样,雷电将军就更没有什么理由可以阻碍科技发展咯🤔要知道在genshin frontier第一部里面所有角色都能利用fold来战斗了,这第二部里不来点fold就说不过去了(确信🤔

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不过话说回来genshin frontier第一部里的主角yukari fegelein我没想法在第二部里面露面,毕竟那个角色实在是太tm超模了🤔我顶多能引用些第一部的设定就很不错了🤔

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我经常将这里的文章搬到批乎上回答“如何评价cuties impact的xxxx”之类的问题,而每次我的回答都能得到一边倒的负面评价🤔如果每次都是如此的话,很明显是我的写作风格出现了问题,而不是观众的品位🤔所以我打算写一个简短的总结:

如何评价cuties impact的2.1新剧情?

简短地说,它将雷电将军从1.6中期就树立起来的形象像女士一样扬得连骨灰都不剩(当然女士也许有的形象也一块被扬了),它在所有能选择的剧情走向里选择了最糟糕的一种形式来完成剧情,雷电将军不再是在树海宇宙里锚定稻妻或者将稻妻物理隔离出大陆的世界拯救者,也不再是像天皇一样只不过是被手下蒙蔽的迫真白莲花,而只不过是一个ptsd患者,一个逃避现实的神(这种玩意在futaba身上是萌点,但在一个神和国家统治者身上不是),一个只有神力却付不起责任的怎么说呢,suka blyat🤔说句极其难听的话,我本来是打算集齐七神的,但这玩意现在算不算神我已经开始怀疑了🤔更别说对神之心的新解直接让整个游戏的严肃剧情便乘了一个笑话,下次我再吹嘘这游戏是严肃剧情的萌妹游戏,我每次小保底歪77🤔

"k-kawaii baal chan is my waifu"? she's not kawaii, not my waifu, and not even called baal anyway😅雷电将军神罗说,请(吴慈悲

除此之外它还回收了2.0埋下的其他一些伏笔,比如愚人众在2.0里面只有暗线,但现在他们终于明面上下场了,除了神之心外,他们在稻妻还有另外一个目标,那就是拿稻妻人做小白鼠,测试邪眼的工程样品,顺便利用那个大蛇放出来的祟神生成的晶华骨髓来生产邪眼,运往别的国家🤔这样一方面完善了邪眼的设定,另外一方面串起了从故意放出大蛇到爆破核电站到和离岛的那个奉行合谋到忽悠雷电将军的机器人加带力度搞眼狩令等一系列带恶事🤔

但如果你以为这剧情就算完美甩锅愚人众的话,恐怕你要大失所望了,愚人众本来就是带恶人,他们不在稻妻搞这些也会在别的国家搞,但为什么在别的国家都没搞起来,就在稻妻搞起来了,为什么稻妻就能提供源源不断的邪眼原料,为什么稻妻就能找到完美的借口招募到一大堆哪怕十几分钟就老死也愿意使用邪眼的人,为什么稻妻的奉行三个有两个被随便收买了而在别的国家愚人众最多只能外交施压,为什么稻妻的神(在表世界只是一个会砍人的机器人)都那么好忽悠,这一切都和那个在自己的里世界啥都知道却啥都不做的雷电将军完全脱不了干系🤔如果这算是洗白的话,那我只能说这洗白算是完全失败了🤔

再说了,从xp角度看这个角色完全不合我的xp,既没有短发也没有眼镜,我觉得⑨条都比雷电将军萌,所以现在这个角色恐怕只能看战力了,我打算等有人开发出玩法之后再抽也不迟🤔我在别人账号上粗略测了一下,和砂糖酱配合完全不如小艾米,当然小艾米也比雷电将军萌🤔和万叶倒是挺搭的,但他那个号有1145元素精通的二命万叶,带三头猪都能大世界乱杀,只要那三头猪能脱手挂元素🤔

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今天2.1版本出了,稻妻主线任务终于迎来了完结🤔

一开始感觉还行,还是上次那个期望在反抗军里出人头地的老面孔来接我们了,顺便送了一个船,这样我便用不着kaeJAJAJAJAJAka渡海了🤔从上个版本最左边的岛是看不见watatsumi island的,因为这个岛非常神奇的是它的主体在稻妻海平面之下,算是某个大蛇的造物🤔漂亮是漂亮,只不过哪怕在白天我都能卡到35fps🤔见到珊瑚宫心海还有gorou后,他们在讨论某个金主给他们援助了比美国给阿富汗买办还要多的援助,草,cuties impact世界里除了愚人众外当然找不到第二个既有一大笔钱又有邪恶动机的金主了,难道还有可能是璃月七星?🤔至少在明面剧情里,愚人众终于tm要下场了🤔

当然2.0的时候就有猜测愚人众和三奉行之二搞上了,2.1再怎么也不会推翻这个设定了,除非他们脑子不好使了,给神里家也安排一波🤔

珊瑚宫给主角安排了个队长的职务,但主角做的事情和cuties impact玩家长草期做的事情没有啥本质区别,去这儿雷普几个浪人,去那儿雷普几个浪人,再去解锁一个机关,结果冒出了一个雷qq壬,为什么qq壬会抢反抗军的物资?🤔这貌似和主线一点关系都没有啊,别忘了这游戏其实是有一个主线的,在每个国家主角都需要和神打一番交道,问下自己的另外一个亲人到底被哪个神抓去了,或者所谓的更进一步“了解这个世界的真相”🤔

结果一看,上次那个老面孔也来了,而且他也捞了个队长,甚至也有战功,甚至能正面刚幕府武士并橄榄他们🤔问题是他是个没有神之眼的普通人,我一度怀疑他在吹嘘自己的战功,而且他整个人感觉不太正常,经常咳嗽,但所有在座的人以为这只不过是旁边那个岛的大蛇鬼魂作祟,没怎么多想🤔

但既然愚人众资助了一堆物资🤔里面是不是混进了什么不太对劲的玩意,然后荧酱thonk一顿后发现,我草邪眼啊,愚人众完全是把稻妻人当他们的小白鼠用了🤔

现在剧情终于像主线了,他们赶过去一看,那个老面孔真的便乘了老面孔,只不过这邪眼的加速衰老作用是不是有点太明显了,用了不到十分钟(当然按照剧情的话也有个半个月左右)就老死了可还行🤔荧酱决定直接扬了愚人众在稻妻的邪眼工厂,这是为数不多的我们能够看到荧酱发挥了主观能动性的时刻,跑得比paimon还要快,别的时候荧酱感觉简直就像paimon的机器人🤔这工厂做得还行,但完全算惊喜的是深渊主题bgm居然出了稻妻变奏,卧槽这个比剧情还惊喜,下次稻妻深渊放这个(后面百人一揆活动真的放了,爽死🤔

橄榄boss后被散兵埋伏了一手,刚好八重屑狐狸来和散兵py交易,这样主角才获救🤔这里面到底多少是巧合多少是计划好的事情,鬼才知道🤔八重把主角拉拢到劝雷电将军放弃什么眼狩令的计划,不过话说回来到为什么剧情到现在还在着重于这个,这次他们怎么搞神之心一个字都没提,再说了,你稻妻的问题难道只有一个眼狩令吗,难道雷电将军放弃追求永恒了剩下的问题就magically disappear了吗🤔比如说那个快要炸了的核电站,那个你们神社下面的大瘤子,那个被放出了一点点的大蛇,还有如何重新和珊瑚宫那群完全不信仰雷电将军和狐狸的势力之类的谈判,还有,如何赶紧把那一堆愚人众驱逐出去🤔

顺便一提2.0时代的剧情猜测比1.0有意思多了,但米忽悠株式会社选择了里面最没意思的一个,表世界的雷电将军是里世界的雷电将军造出来的机器人啥的🤔

而八重想嘴炮雷电将军就得找个人进入里世界,然后那个人再在里面召唤出它,就像我写的genshin frontier里面所有角色对抗天理时的战术🤔但这玩意肯定不是想进就进的,所以接下来他们需要找东西策反sara chan,让幕府军失去战力,这样才有可能再次面对雷电将军啥的🤔

他们派出了早柚酱来偷材料,喜欢打瞌睡的早柚酱恰好拿到了他们要的材料,如果早柚酱拿错了的话,那这主线剧情是不是就没了?感觉早柚酱作为忍者的专业水平也不过如此啊🤔这材料写了那个天狗奉行不仅欺上瞒下,对着雷电将军说无事发生,而且还真的和愚人众py上了,如果天狗奉行不加带力度,哪有那么多反抗军愿意使用邪眼,哪怕把自己当成燃料也要使用十几分钟的元素技能?🤔

sara chan看到天狗奉行背着雷电将军和愚人众py的证据之后,二话不说就找养父solo,结果养父觉得愚人众敢乱来,雷电将军可以一刀劈了他们,所以和他们py是可以接受的风险🤔更生草的是雷电将军自己也是这么想的,所以它知道稻妻乱象却什么都不做🤔可以,这很/z/本🤔

当然我们都知道这种态度带来了什么,愚人众把稻妻人当作测试邪眼的小白鼠时,你雷电将军的无想之114514刀在哪里?🤔真就世界名画《雷电将军在里世界》?🤔

接下来sara chan又准备直接去找雷电将军,然而被提前雷普,只能看到女士在和雷电将军合谋什么,屑荧在插不上话的情况下说出了四个字:御前决斗🤔这表世界雷电将军还真tm是机器人啊,直接就同意了?🤔

草死,我们都知道接下来和女士打肯定我们要赢啊,这tm算不算是献祭女士来进入雷电将军的里世界啊?果然是屑荧🤔

作为周本,女士没有公子那么难打,环境伤害反而是最恶心的,拿脚填数值的数值策划忘了给女士填雷抗,直接砂糖酱魔王武装撸死它,不用担心这个队没有火,它有机制可以随便破第一阶段女士的冰盾🤔事后女士就直接被扬了,连骨灰都没留下,至冬外交官那套说辞对机器人来说可能还真没啥用🤔

问题是女士是不是死得有点太窝囊了?尽管女士和神打交道翻车的确挺生草的,但你之前在圣遗物里面大肆渲染的crimson witch of flames还有pale flame的背景故事便乘了什么?你花了8个月做出来的女士boss战又便乘了什么?笑话?🤔另外愚人众首席互相卖队友是至冬传统吗,女士卖公子,散兵又卖女士,下次是timmie卖散兵?🤔说到散兵,他被设定为雷电将军的机器人原型机,又有了神之心,搞不好他和草神干一架的话就真的成了诸神之战了(确信🤔

雷电将军尽管放主角回去了,但接下来的气氛极其不对劲,果然等主角走出去之后雷电将军在背后偷袭,刚好碰见可能是被八重请来的万叶等人,万叶好友的雷系神之眼被激活了,让他冲上去挡住了雷电将军的一刀🤔等等,万叶使出了雷系技能?这可真够有意思的,看来剧情里面不止主角可以使用多元素啊🤔而且还是融入了风的雷元素,我寻思雷电将军哪怕有100%的雷抗都能直接给扬了,而且我们都知道万叶有多少元素精通,如果此时thoma再来一个火,如果八重顺便从蒙德把我们最喜欢的砂糖酱也请来的话,场面一定会便乘元素反应壬的狂欢🤔

在献祭了女士和激活了神像之后,主角终于有机会突突进雷电将军的里世界了,只不过我们极其不幸地发现那个神像真的只是个装上了神之眼的普通建筑,剧情之后上面的神之眼都还回去了,它就真的成了装饰品(确信🤔在一顿和上个版本一样的战斗之后(字面意义上的一毛一样,连剧情杀之后的动画也是),主角召唤出了八重,接下来在类似于perusona5最后的元气弹剧情之后,开始了长达10分钟的八重嘴炮时间🤔原来五星lisa的技能是嘴炮啊🤔

总之游戏剧情外的影响就是,从这段长达10分钟的嘴炮开始,八重神子这个角色的形象被建立起了,而雷电将军这个角色从可能1.6中期就建立起来的形象被像女士一样连骨灰都扬了🤔我们看到的雷电将军不是什么拿神像构建小型以太锚点(崩坏世界观的术语)隔离稻妻的形象,也不是什么经典/z/本天皇(因为它说过稻妻的一大堆事情它都是完全知情的,甚至在纵容它们发生)形象🤔而只不过是一个在500年前的灾难中ptsd的拥有神力的人,所谓追求永恒表面上说是什么迫真模仿天空岛,但非常有可能只是在给ptsd找借口,建神像真的只是为了收神之眼,没有除此之外的什么也许伟大的目标🤔换句话说,雷电将军此时无限接近于perusona5里面的那个futaba,也是亲妈被某个粉丝不是东西的不是东西给扬了,也是被反派陷害,也是ptsd,问题是在futaba身上这个设定是萌点,但你tm是个神啊,是一国之君啊,这个设定反而便乘了黑点🤔

草,这什么寄吧玩意🤔最后主线剧情结束后进入了像上两章主线结束后一样的答旅行者问与下期预告环节,这个环节回答问题的不是芭芭脱丝或者钟离这样的神而是八重?我们等了40多天,雷电将军连回答下旅行者的问题都不愿意,还要八重出来?八重懂个锤子的带灾变🤔这什么寄吧玩意+1🤔

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这个主线玩下来我第一反应就是:wiebitte?🤔我估计我要是真的抽雷电将军了,八成也是为了meta而抽,而为waifu抽卡我很明显留在了可能是2.2的八重屑狐狸🤔所以目前我也没有冲首发抽卡,准备等几天再说,最好买个雷电将军和砂糖酱的小号练练手🤔

但说实话现在玩这个游戏的热情也降低了不少,我甚至都没啥动力研究sara chan这个角色有没有什么玩头了,像上个池子早柚酱那样上头的情形再也不会发生了🤔

对了,雷电将军的神之心呢?雷电将军不像是个喜欢和人交易的神,愚人众准备以哪种姿势抢神之心呢?🤔到最后我们发现,神之心居然早就被屑狐狸交易出去了🤔更生草的是,雷电将军早就不鸟天空岛了,所以神之心就没用过,一直被八重保管,看哪天能卖出个好价钱(确信🤔也许刚好主角来了,屑狐狸就刚好把主角也加入了和散兵交易的条件里面🤔比如屑狐狸之前要求散兵停止对稻妻人的人体实验并关闭邪眼工厂,现在把放过主角也加了进去🤔

草,看来现在七神和神之心的关系貌似并没有那么绝对绑定,屑风神演戏送出去了,钟离倒是将其迫真视为权柄(因为他交了神之心之后就装死退位了,不清楚这两者是因果关系还是仅仅是巧合)但他没有神之心照样普攻2147483647(确信🤔但现在我们看到雷电将军tm不要神之心也能继续执政,这可就真是离nmlg大谱了🤔天空岛信仰就这?就这?!🤔

当然我觉得从此我再也不能视cuties impact为严肃剧情游戏了,这破游戏可能已经改了三四次设定,现在它什么都有可能发生,神不需要神之心甚至什么都不需要就能使用元素,普通神之眼用户也能使用两种元素,普通人倒是不能使用元素,但他们可以扔元素瓶子啊!认真看这破游戏的设定就真的输了🤔再说了,这tm就是个萌妹游戏,而且还是meta向萌妹游戏,绝大多数人抽角色都是冲着战力抽的,只要雷电将军战力足够,就肯定有人抽,哪怕剧情再怎么扯淡🤔只不过我以后肯定不会叫它baal chan了,因为baal已经死了,现在留下来的是另外一个神🤔反倒是八重不是雷神挺让我失望的,稻妻要是有八重做雷神不至于便乘现在这个还需要屑荧擦屁股的垃圾玩意,雷电将军你tm赶紧退位吧,然后你想当你的futaba随便当吧没人鸟你,只要米忽悠株式会社不要把这玩意设定成七神,照样抽爆好不,就像我说的,这破游戏绝大多数人只在乎战力🤔

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另外我还没玩雷电将军的传说任务啊,我听说非常垃圾,远远比不上钟离或者屑风神的🤔话说现在这个主线玩完我就已经有点生理不适了,再玩个垃圾传说任务的话,搞不好meta抽卡我都不干了,哪怕雷电将军真的是满命fischl chan和刻晴的缝合,再帮你加速充能到无缝大招,我也不想抽🤔