eulathonk.21.12.18

这几天基本上约等于无事发生(确信🤔那家折扣店的力度貌似没有离我远的分店大🤔而且我非常怀疑它的麦片有质量问题,这不,我又开始日夜不停地腹泻了(悲🤔当然也有可能不是麦片的问题,反正无论如何,这些麦片帮我糊弄了整整三顿饭,省下了不知多少时间(迫真🤔

epic games连续两周每天送出一个游戏的第一天送出了莎木3,所以一开始几个小时,epic的服务器直接被橄榄了,连商品页面都打不开,难以想象半个小时我才领了不到10个账号的游戏🤔好在后面几个小时它终于稍微变正常了,我得以在两个小时半后结束战斗🤔然后发现我买的那些新节点实在是不行啊(悲🤔这就是一个月敢收费五六十的高级机场吗,爱了爱了(sarcastic🤔

我觉得最适合领epic games的机场其实需要大量的直通ip,一方面直通机场便宜,另外一方面直通机场就是有用不完的ip,毕竟绝大多数直通ip墙内完全连不上(确信🤔但中转机场作为用起来巴适(迫真)的高级(迫真)机场,它的ip数量却少得可怜,甚至十几个节点用一个ip都是常见的(悲🤔所以,最好通过二级代理功能,将这两种机场串起来,将中转机场最好的节点当作直连机场的前置代理用(确信🤔当然我要是有160个vps的话早就随便二级代理了(

clashthonk2

另外clash非常神奇地居然支持win7,而且不需要像shadowsocks或者v2ray那样非得装个dotnet framework(所以我经常说csharp是屑语言,比py还要屑,屑度基本上可以堪比java,考虑到dotnet framework还真tm就是山寨jvm,这两个还真是一个量级的(确信🤔我干脆给某台需要24小时挂机来提供文件共享服务的虚拟机装一个得了🤔这怎么说也是x86,不比装v2ray的路由器高级多了?(确信🤔

将软件和配置挪过去后它就是跑不起来,也没法改设置和切换profile🤔我最后从官网撸了一个32位安装包,这次它终于能跑了🤔现在我可以在impact cuties的系统里面随便用google了,有时我可能会在impact cuties的间隙写点genshin frontier或者诸如此类的东西,此时这玩意就可以派上用场了,系统自带的那个浏览器支持switchyomega插件🤔

话说bing居然被墙了几天,这也就是为啥我需要搞一个这玩意了,不然连查资料我都没法查,写个锤子的genshin frontier🤔据说啊,有壬对bing玩了一顿suggestions污染,所以墙禁解除之后的bing直接关掉了suggestions功能🤔大草,他们究竟污染了什么词条才能让bing享受几天被墙套餐,我暂且蒙在魔怔右反又一次的冲塔行动里(🤔

至于虚拟机里的clash如何切换节点,这个其实也好办,用rdp连接那台虚拟机就完事了🤔x79主机用parsec连接效果更好,但里面的虚拟机这两个差不多,当然哪个方便用哪个(确信🤔

对了,说到genshin frontier,我想到了一个更好的方法来写万叶和刻晴第一次相遇(确信🤔所以之前写的章节大改了一顿🤔不过话说回来乳刻这种东西只是图一乐,去刻晴厨那边拿乳刻段子跳脸真的dark不比(🤔incel刻晴厨的确挺魔怔的,但乳刻魔怔壬直球跳脸刻晴厨何尝不也是一种魔怔行为呢?🤔当然我估计刻晴肯定不会很喜欢genshin frontier世界里那么多乳刻段子,但只要有1145元素精通的万叶在,刻晴可以把每一个试图乳刻的盗宝团和meta魔怔壬一个一个一个一个全部送上天(双厨狂喜

作为乐子壬,我打算一边乳刻一边讽刺乳刻魔怔壬乃至所有meta魔怔壬,尽管这听起来有点精分🤔我也许可以用逻辑自洽的方式来解释它,就像雷电将军肯定可以在荧酱面前用更自洽的逻辑来解释稻妻的所有乱象,还有它为什么要对稻妻实行放置play(迫真🤔所以我仍然觉得我比raiden高尚多了(大嘘🤔

thonkrose

另外,我琴酱抠抠米的小号,不仅撸出了整整两套4vv,砂糖酱元素精通终于上300了啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊🤔而且早柚酱也搞上了4vv(其中两个atk%)+五星atk%啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊🤔现在我就等着歪一次sacrificial fragments啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊🤔

现在,它便乘了砂糖酱和早柚酱的双风,加上thoma和抠抠米的元素组合🤔我不管西方政治正确了,现在卡、卡哇伊早柚酱就是我的t1级waifu,你们这些炼铜出警魔怔啃老废物来橄榄我啊,いいよ!来いよ!把你们的狗屁“二刺螈儿童色情”理论射在我的胸上!胸上!!🤔

所以早柚酱需要放在tier list的哪里?大概在fischl chan和yanfei chan之间吧(确信🤔

barbruh

我这次又去了那家折扣店的另外一个分店,去时需要穿越一条铁路,回来时需要穿越另外一条铁路,还tm是从上面穿,爽skr人(大嘘🤔其实下面也有穿越铁路的地下通道,但我都上桥了才发现🤔

但那家店也没啥意思,还是那些东西,除了我发现有一包swiss miss的巧克力粉🤔那玩意我一般管它叫美国高乐高(确信🤔当然和高乐高相比,它口味偏咸,高乐高口味偏甜(确信🤔话说我年初带回去又被我带回来的750g装高乐高到现在还没打开过,这么下去的话,恐怕它需要在未开封的情况下第三次被扔进快递里了(悲🤔

所以,都怪它是桶装的,而非像那个swiss miss那样分成了小包装(确信🤔

其实,今年我要是买个动车票的话,那些什么高乐高什么蛋白粉我都可以不用快递了,行李箱子一装,一波带走(确信🤔

amberthonk

amber厨武德实在是太tm充沛了,居然已经开始speedrun公子了🤔与此同时,incel刻晴厨估计还在CriUGUU🤔花了114514原石换了雾切r5,刻晴才增伤5%,还是要被meta魔怔壬乳(草,唐突押韵🤔真就KeqingCriUGUU(半恼🤔所以厨什么刻晴,快去厨amber(吴慈悲🤔

那么问题来了,物刻为什么没法像物理amber一样speedrun公子?那当然是因为弓箭角色的射速可以尽可能快啊(确信🤔我怎么隐约感觉genshin theorycrafting的尽头是ambermains(大嘘🤔等我哪天实在是受够了这屑游戏,想炸号跑路的时候,我就把amber从我现在所有角色的最低练度一路拉到90级/普攻10级天赋,然后用我那arduino脚本爆破12-3(确信🤔但现在我既没有3090也没有6900xt,我还是别这么干了,不然我就真没游戏玩了(悲🤔

clashthonk.21.12.15

花了一晚上时间终于搞明白clash怎么用了🤔由于最近整了一堆梯子,有的在用v2ray,有的在用ss,还有的在用ssr,所以我打算整个把这些梯子整合到一块的玩意🤔刚好这些机场都支持clash,所以我就选它了🤔

其实clash不仅界面很不错,而且功能也比ssr或者v2ray强很多🤔比如在ssr/v2ray里面叫做订阅的玩意,在clash里面叫做profile,导入profile只需要点击一次浏览器链接就能完成🤔而它选择节点的顺序是先选择profile再选择里面的节点,这不比把所有节点都扔在界面里的v2ray和每次选择节点都得从右键菜单里挑的ssr方便114514倍?🤔

它甚至还提供了在软件里面管理连接的功能🤔我估计如果我会改它的源代码的话,把它改成半个fiddler都没啥问题(确信🤔话说在浏览器不提供网络选项卡的时代,我们就是用类似fiddler这样的工具来玩http antics的🤔

当然我觉得它最神奇的是同时支持vmess和连接分流,看来我需要研究下它的profile怎么写,然后撸一个可以负载均衡的玩意(确信🤔不过它这个负载均衡貌似不是很稳定,有时候可以,但绝大多数时候就是只能走同一个节点(悲🤔

另外如果想实现快速切换ip(比如搞epic games的时候就需要用到)的效果的话,记得开启更改节点后切断所有连接的选项🤔现代浏览器喜欢长连接,所以它不会请求到网页之后就立即结束连接,而clash这玩意神奇的地方就在于它的节点设置不是全局设置,每一个连接都有可能用不同节点🤔所以如果切换节点后不切断旧连接的话,那么接下来很长一段时间里面刷新某个网页都会用旧节点完成🤔

epicthonk

几次改版之后,epic games那玩意变得非常奇怪🤔现在它要验证两次ip,第一次是在加载商品页面的时候,做一个ip是否领了10个以上某款游戏的验证;第二次是它那个司马hcaptcha,基本上一个ip领了两个游戏以上就开始需要验证了🤔

hcaptcha基本上是你能见到的验证码系统里面最司马的一个,没有之一🤔一旦被触发,你就需要在18张被模糊得连这网站老板他妈都不认识的照片中找到某种照片🤔这比google的什么recaptcha还要司马整整两倍(悲🤔我每次搞这玩意的时候,忍不住想中出这家公司所有员工18岁以下的女性亲属(确信🤔

但由于它和epic games是两个不同的网站,这也就意味着它们可以使用完全不同的一套ip🤔比如商品页面(*.epicgames.com)使用一些最垃圾的梯子,只要能打开商品页面就行,甚至使用那些直连梯子都行,方便搞二级代理;然后开始领游戏的时候切换到网速最好、ip数量最多的那组梯子上🤔hcaptcha尽管一个ip能领的次数极其有限(我看到最多的是⑨次,但通常一个ip领三四次就开始要验证了),但它的cd也极其短,最多不超过一个小时,不像epic games的cd长达24小时🤔神奇的是,epic games计算一个ip能领几个游戏使用的ip是打开商品页面的ip,而非正式领游戏时的ip🤔

当然,这还不算最奇怪的,以前epic games还在用funcaptcha的时候,甚至可以上三组不同的ip,而且那时规则更简单,每个ip领到第七次的时候一定会触发验证🤔而funcaptcha的验证不像hcaptcha,它可以一直挂着,所以我那时经常触发一整个屏幕的验证(验证不做的话不消耗epic games自己的领游戏次数),然后一次性撸了🤔

所以,什么时候firefox准备出每个身份标签页对应不同的梯子这种功能?🤔话说如果我真有160个ip的话,大概我就可以直接写自动化脚本去了,它一个ip只要只领一次游戏,就可以无视所有验证码玩意直接confirm-order(确信🤔

vmthonk

自从x79组起来后,我把某些硬盘挂了上去做迫真nas用🤔但我发现了一个问题,后期的win系统使用这些硬盘上的文件(包括另外一台机子通过文件共享的方式使用,本质上也是借助这台机子上的某个账号用,不然为什么共享文件会要那个文件所有者的账号密码)会改变它们的访问时间🤔

这不废话吗,不然为什么它们叫做last access time🤔但问题是旧win系统使用文件不会改变这个参数,复制粘贴文件才会,而我的主力系统是个旧系统🤔

我接受这个设定成习惯了,所以只能改变使用这些硬盘的系统了🤔比如,我使用一个win7虚拟机,然后让它独占这整个硬盘,然后在它里面设置共享🤔

问题是我上次搞的那个wimboot的win7虚拟机在那块硬盘里面(悲🤔所以我只能从本机复制一个超大号的win7虚拟机过去,先启动并设置那个,然后再复制镜像了🤔

结果发现这狗逼主板bios设置有问题,启动不了虚拟机🤔更狗逼的是,它的虚拟化指令集设置居然在安全设置里面(半恼🤔

在我关掉什么trust然后开了vt-d之后,终于虚拟机启动起来了,设置好了里面的文件共享,然后取出那个wimboot镜像,再关闭并删掉临时虚拟机,然后使用那个镜像再设置一次🤔现在我使用这些硬盘再也不会改变访问时间了(确信🤔

另外,在uac启用的机子上需要以管理员模式启动vmware,才能正确独占整个硬盘,如果在虚拟机开机的时候才给管理员权限,它是没法完成独占硬盘这个过程的(悲🤔更蛋疼的是这个虚拟机别想用暂停功能了,不然恢复的时候,它怎么也锁定不了它独占的硬盘,这样只能删掉内存快照,甚至重启主机才能再次开启它(悲🤔

vmthonk2

现在有这么一个问题:我们都知道跑那台虚拟机的主机,它使用这些文件也可以通过文件共享的方式,那么问题来了,它复制虚拟机独占的硬盘里的文件到它自己的内存盘,速度最高能达到多少?🤔

我无端猜测:1Gbps🤔因为这是它里面虚拟网卡的最大速率🤔再者,它的虚拟网络方式是桥接,也就意味着它和局域网里的任意一台机子在同一个C段里,也就意味着它哪怕和自己的主机通信,也得经过一次路由器(确信🤔理论上来说只有127.0.0.1可以拥有任意快的速率,因为loopback数据包不经过任何类型的硬件,包括虚拟硬件(确信🤔

thonkoma.21.12.14

我在抠抠米小号上偶然发现,thoma居然是dps抠抠米的最强拐,草死🤔抠抠米射出的fisch游动(迫真)速度居然比thoma大招的扩散速度还要慢,所以只要与敌人的距离恰到好处,基本上可以保证抠抠米的每一次攻击都是先火后水蒸发,换句话说,抠抠米直接增伤两倍(确信🤔至于thoma的充能问题,除了堆er和赶紧钓鱼搞出鱼叉外,我™都有班爷了,随便充能(确信🤔

但是,换个水法器c就不能这么玩了,barbruh和mona的水攻击都是无视障碍即时生效的(确信🤔thoma的火只能比水后到达,这样的话就不是两倍水伤了,只能便乘1.5倍火伤,而thoma想玩火伤得需要一个homa(悲🤔

bruhma

所以,这更说明cuties impact的稻妻剧情是脑瘫写的🤔为什么要写thoma被主角救出来之后就一直躲在茶室里,躲™四十多天才出来🤔所幸稻妻三奉行的官僚一个一个一个都是脑子不太好使的废物,这要是中修或者美帝的话,管你上面是不是有神里罩着,直接从茶室里拖出来骨灰都给你扬咯,你个越狱逃犯还想找地方躲着,想得美🤔神里会不会便乘稻妻政治斗争的牺牲品我不清楚,但很明显神里的政敌如果还有点脑子的话,他们就会发现重新找到thoma并在荧酱离开narukami island的情况下赶紧橄榄他是橄榄神里最前置的任务,而且他们差点就成功了(悲🤔

不过话说回来用键政的方式来解构稻妻剧情,法律也只不过是一种和其他政治工具差不多一样肮脏的政治工具而已,只不过它喜欢给自己套上叫做社会正义的迫真外皮,从而更加反映出人类与生俱来的伪善罢了(悲🤔如果稻妻法律是稻妻政客(至少是那两个奉行的政客)雷普稻妻政治的工具的话,荧酱运用稻妻之外的力量、甚至怂恿蒙德璃月的势力入侵稻妻橄榄女士和雷电将军(你们敢说当时打那两个boss战的时候只用了稻妻角色?没有使用过什么公子双神甘雨胡桃酱之类的?🤔)何尝不是在使用另外一套政治工具?为什么人们很少去质疑前者,而经常在质疑后者?(确信🤔只不过在整个稻妻的剧情里面,vision hunt decree和与之相关的一切法律,以及稻妻当局对荧酱和thoma的通缉令,很难说得上有多正义就是了🤔当然整个稻妻剧情的主题就是做(迫真)逃犯,这倒是没什么,但如果认为thoma没有和荧酱一起当逃犯的必要,那就大错特错了,当初thoma和aJAJAJAJAJAka拉荧酱入伙的时候,他们肯定知道他们接下来要做的事情性质是什么:毫不留情的政治斗争,而且是在体制内反体制这样的内鬼行为🤔为什么到半途,却开始对政治斗争的事业心存侥幸了?wiebitte?🤔

所以,如果是正常壬写剧情的话,thoma被救出来之后第零件事就是赶紧和荧酱run到watatsumi island,或者蒙德璃月,或者月球,反正离narukami island越远越好就是了🤔如果他还记着他的主公aJAJAJAJAJAka的好,不想让神里家族的政敌找到迫害他们的借口的话,装死,请(吴慈悲🤔

当然我估计另外两个奉行的狗逼不借此机会迫害aJAJAJAJAJAka我tm才不信呢🤔所以,k-kawaii aJAJAJAJAJAka chan也跟荧酱和thoma一块run到watatsumi island得了,珊瑚宫反抗军终于可以支棱起来了(确信🤔水火冰雷齐了,而且还有提瓦特4c之一,还有一个目前游戏里最强力的奶,可以在不借助外援的情况下把女士和raiden按在地上雷普了(确信🤔

另外我为什么总觉得thoma才是抠抠米最好的大将,gorou就是个废物🤔gorou和抠抠米完全就不搭,无论是剧情方面还是meta方面,gorou都没法给抠抠米提供哪怕1%的帮助🤔更别说gorou长得像个小狗狗,却发出了不像是小狗狗的声音,一耳朵听起来更像是位想逞能但完全德不配位的大将,我反正不敢相信珊瑚宫反抗军的大将居然是这个废物🤔难怪他们被幕府的远征军打出了屎🤔

所以我的抠抠米小号也不准备抽gorou了,这大概是第一个我所有账号全体跳过的池子罢(确信🤔稻妻资源探测器?我不需要探测稻妻的资源,再说了稻妻支线我都懒得打呢,一大半资源都在我没法去的区域里(半恼🤔

当然,某共享号是决定入itto的,至少他albedo都有了,所以我就上去抽了下,小保底itto到手,五发之后又出了gorou,def魔怔队凑齐了(确信🤔所以他的号玩法就便乘了gorou加个buff,albedo加个高级buff,然后itto扔出他的不知是什么动物砸向敌人,然后在一旁看乐子,或者掏出宵宫射🤔看来,在被珊瑚宫反抗军赶出watatsumi island之后,gorou至少在itto的不知什么组织里再就业了,还有一个蒙德炼金术士也和他们一起玩,再加上钟离(大嘘)组成了def魔怔男团出道(确信🤔

话说钟离的hp圣遗物都出了半年了对吧,我现在居然还在用1.3时就刷出来的宗师+岩伤可还行🤔毕竟我的大号树脂全部用来刷vv和tf本去了(悲🤔

后面我听说他想要c6 gorou直接把itto抽出了c1,中途还歪了琴酱的c4,还自己垫了钱?🤔这就有意思了,反正这也不是我的号,他爱怎么折腾怎么折腾,我自己的号是打死也不玩def魔怔队的,除非那三个角色和他们的def圣遗物突然出现在我大号里(吴慈悲🤔

也许,我可以把这玩意写进我那迫真fanfic里面?🤔但我记得当时我可是给gorou规划了一大堆基于岩系的技能的,比如像宵宫一样一箭射上天形成一个保护层啥的,但实装后发现gorou居然只是个加buff的,并没有什么geoconstruct或者攻击招式或者岩盾,大草🤔当然你可以说gorou的蓄力攻击也可以搞个盾(迫真),那么凝光不也可以搞盾吗🤔我还记得荧酱的配队是gorou、荧酱(雷属性)、稻妻砂糖酱和thoma,一直没变过🤔话说我刚开始写那玩意的时候,砂糖酱我还玩得不亦乐乎呢(确信🤔

bruhrose

刷了大半年vv都没出元素精通,但我居然在羽毛的substat上面撸出了66元素精通,砂糖酱的元素精通顿时升到了740,离及格线居然只差60了(确信🤔所以好感度我也不要了,拿砂糖酱打了十几次本(迫真🤔

其实如果我懒得管好感度的话,coop会有更多选择(确信🤔不coop我也能一分钟撸绝大多数本🤔我大概算是重新找到了玩这游戏的快乐(迫真🤔

与此同时我现在有很多想法写genshin frontier最后的三四章,但我的英文水平实在是太烂,硬是吐不出来东西(悲🤔所以,我准备接着写几天间章🤔上次写了个完善世界观的,这次写个生草的,比如mockeqing🤔刚好我这儿最不缺的就是乳刻段子了,随便拿出一个翻译成英文就vans了(确信🤔比如那个甘雨一箭73万的🤔

但我要写个生草的剧情:一群盗宝团居然当着刻晴和万叶的面乳刻,结果被他们爆揍了一顿,估计他们如果能活着回去的话,下半辈子再也不敢乳刻了(确信🤔更生草的是,甘雨突然要提供支援,但出于显而易见的原因,被刻晴拒绝了🤔结果他们还是在深渊标准时间(大嘘)内爆揍了几十个盗宝团🤔

另外我发现某个砂糖群居然有大量砂糖酱的cosplay porn🤔看了这么多genshin的irl片子,还是觉得砂糖酱片子最合我口味,毕竟t0级萌妹🤔而且不像刻晴有tankeqing,eula chan也有坦克(等下,那两个不都是uyuy吗),砂糖酱irl就没有坦克(确信🤔

吴内鬼,来点砂糖酱irl片子:

草,身材这么好的砂糖酱irl,为啥要给乳头打码(半恼

genshin frontier: inazuma.part4.21.12.14

this one includes chapters from 08 (hopefully), chapter 01-03 are in here, chapter 04-06 are in here, and chapter 07 is in here*

interlude between 03 and 04

Amber and Eula were patrolling on Dragonspire as usual, while they saw an Abyss Herald looking monster in somewhere, with some Abyss Mages.

"Abyss forces! What the heck is their business in here? Should we call other Knights for backups, Eula? "

"Probably... But not now. I recently farmed some ueber powerful PhysDmg% Artifacts, and it's our perfect time to test fire on these Abyss arseholes. Let's see... " Eula noticed that the Abyss Herald likin' monster seemed to have some Cyro shields, "Is this the new kinda Cyro Abyss Herald people are rumoring about? Guess time to summon Bennett. Can you kinda reach him? "

"Let's try... " Amber sent out the help signal via Fold Wave, and seconds later, Bennett Defolded from a nearby Teleport Waypoint.

"Good afternoon everyone, hope you had lucky adventure without me... Wait, is that an Abyss Herald? "

"Yes, it is, and a rare one with Cyro shield. That's why we need you here. And now everyone's here, let's beat their Abyssal arse! "

"Go go Baron Bunny! " Amber threw out her toy right under the Abyss Herald's feet, while Bennett appeared behind it, charging his Elemental attacks to weaken its shield, and then deployed his Insperation Field. Amber aimed the Baron Bunny with a fully charged shot, finishing it with a huge arse explosion.

With the Abyss Herald's Cyro shield completely destroyed, Eula appeared in the Pyro mist and released the last stage of her Elemental Burst, with a violent shockwave that was supposed to destroy everything on its path with supposedly 8-digit damages; Except that didn't happen, and the Abyss Herald didn't look like damaged at all.

"Wiebitte? " Everyone was shocked.

"Hmph, the arrogant Favonius faggots. Your little shitty trick would never be a serious match to the superior Abyss technohogy. Now what's your cards remaining, Favonius faggots? "

"Guess it's really time to call for some serious reinforcements. "

"What reinforcements? Could anyone in the Knights deal with this monster? "

"Of course not. You'll see. " Several seconds later, the Abyss Herald was hit by a gaint ray of energy beam shot from the sky, comin' from a floating mansion sized thing, Defolding from a nearby Waypoint. "This one was a little bit hurt though, but still no match to the superior Abyss technology. That's all you got? "

"Fire while Defolding experiment... Succeed, and wait a minute, this Abyss monster still didn't die just yet? Guess we'll need some time to recharge. By the way, LSS-01 at your sercive, Spindrift Knight Eula. " The announcents from the floating mansion sent into everyone via Fold Wave.

"Is that... the legendary Jade Chamber from Liyue? Why is it coming in here? Shouldn't it already be destroyed from the Osial Incident? And why is it answering your calls? "

"Actually, it's a reconstructed model of the last Jade Chamber. " Eula explains, "After the recent incidents happened in both Mondstadt and Liyue, and another certain incident that involved a certain Honorary Knight and the Abyss Order that caused her missing, the two nations reached the agreement of mutual defense against the Abyss Order and the Futui and form the so called Lumine Treaty outta it. "

"Wait, is it implying that our Honorary Knight sacrificed herself to stop yet another massive Abyss invasion or what? No wonder we didn't see her in ages! "

"Probably that's whoever initiated the treaty thought. One of the joint efforts is exactly this gaint flying mansion above us, the reconstruction of the Jade Chamber, or as these Liyueians would like, the Liyue Space Station 01. It's basically the fruit of both nations' latest technologies: Liyue's anti-gravity thingy and an improved version of Guizhong Cannon, able to one shot Osial if this gaint opctopus dares to resurface. Paired with a fire control system that can automatically search Abyssal targets, calculate the energy needed to defeat them, and fire at them without any human intervention, developed by our alchemist team. But the most advenced technology it had ever equipped, is an alchemy device called 'Fold Drive', that allows a huge arse object like itself to Fold and Defold into anywhere with a Waypoint, made by none other than Albedo himself. And it's not only be able to find these targets automatically. Executives are able to call it in when they discovered some hard Abyss enemies like this one, and I happened to be one of them. "

"But they will revive at 4am every day! Is that of any use to beat them with this? "

"Of course it is! Since they'll need to wait for the next day to revive before being elimated soon after being discovered, they will never be able to carry out whatever evil plans they had in their brains. Or, probably they could just get the flying fuck outta Teyvat, so we can save some energies. Unless in this case, this Abyss Herald seems to develop some ways to conter this. What a pity. "

"Analysis complete. This target had an anti-Physical shield kinda things, and our calculation indicated that it needs 2147483647 damages to be destroyed, estimated charging time: 5 minutes. "

"Wait what? That's the biggest number in Teyvat! You must have made a huge arse calculation error, right? And seriously, we don't have five minutes, this target would be disappeared in seconds! "

"Or, all you need to do is to find someone to break its fucking shield? " a totally stranger came into the battlefield.

"Who the heck are you? "

"I am the Abyss Order's natural enemy, came here only to make their already misable life under the Jade Chamber or whatever this floating thing is, more misable. I might not be the 'Executives' who can call upon this deadly weapon, but my appearance still almost equals to yet another dead Abyss monster, and here comes another one. Am I right, Herald chan? "

"How dare you mock the Abyss and fucking call me Herald Chan! Eat my shit of Ultimate Banishment from all Discord chatrooms of the world, faggot! "

"Very well. I guess it's about time. " The stranger prepared to use his Elemental Burst, "Iiyo! Koiyo! Shoot your Abyssal energy into my chest! My chest!! "

"What's wrong with this maniac? Why did he open his chest to receive the damage? " But soon the damage dealt into him was countered with a devastating blow that pierced through the Abyss Herald's shield, disabling it.

"Well, the hardest part is finished. How you would like to deal with this Abyss arsehole, is completely up to you. I'm gonna have some drink in a certain Monstadter bar. See you, and come to find me for some Abyss-fucking advices, if you like. " The stranger Folded outta this place without a trace.

"Now we can also detect a complete vanishment of its shield. Imada! Guizhong Cannon mark 2! "

"Scheisse! " Eula quickly pulled Amber and Bennett and Folded outta there, right before the energy beam from the LSS-01 hit the Abyss Herald again, destroying it with a gaint arse explosion.

On the LSS-01 - Everyone were gathering on the deck, while Eula, Amber anb Bennett greeted the captain of the ship, none other than Beidou, the ex-pirate leader of the Alcor.

"Well, I didn't expect you outta everyone in the LTO became the captain of the LSS-01, Beidou, that's quite a surpirse. Tell me, how would you feel, to stop being a pirate leader and start commandeering a floating 'space station'? "

"Nothing different, it's still a ship anyway, except it's above ground, can move pretty fast, and with more powerful weapons on it. And what about you, how would you feel, to stop being the descendant of Mondstadt's most hated aristocratic family, and start being Master Jean's most trusted Spindrift Knight and Mondstadt's big hero, Eula Lawrence? "

"That's a long af story actually. Would you still like to listen? "

"I'm listening. This thing just won't stop flying, so you can use as much time as you want. "

"Fine then, " Eula tried to tell everyone about how Lumine chan helped her stop the conspiracy of a certain uncle of her, Schubert Lawrence, colluding with the Futui to invade Mondstadt again, and steal the prototype technology that Albedo was researching.

"Wait a minute, that must be the Fold Drive, right? Now it's indeed into the LTO's matters. Imagine the Futui got the hand on it... it would be a shitstorm for everyone. Just can't believe that Lumine actually involved in this thing too? "

"What do you mean by 'too'? "

"Lumine had helped us a lot, from major events of defeating Osial, to some minor legal issues, that she could be so patient to accopany our lawyers to handle the entire lengthy legal process. I guess she also did a lot for Mondstadters too, right? "

"Of course. Everyone in Mondstadt was indebted to her selfless help. "

"So was us Liyueians. We won't call ourselves Lumine Treaty Organization without vaild reasons. Now, we had such powerful weapon to keep the peace, but even didn't know if Lumine's alive or dead... If she's dead, where would be her body at? And if she's alive, where is she right now? "

interlude between 04 and 05

After their quest on Childe - They heard some Treasure Hoarders talking at the gate of the Golden House.

"Wait, they're not supposed to be here, right? Rex Lapis dead or not, it's still Ministry of Civil Affairs' sacred site, could someone get them off? "

Except they heard these Treasure Hoarders talking about something "Ganyu" and "Keqing".

"Let me guess... Another 'new' 'Mockeqing' joke, right? Can these arseholes form a 'Mockeqing' joke without any Ganyu? What about we just patiently hear them finish, then beat the fuck outta them so they would never dare to 'Mockeqing' for the rest of their life? "

"Hmph! You're so mean, Kazuha! " Keqing was pretty unpleasant.

"What is 'Mockeqing', is that some kinda high end Liyueian entertainment that I didn't know? " Aeternus asked.

"Something you would better not know... "

Meanwhile these Treasure Hoarders started to Mockeqing:

"Ganyu stopped Keqing from junpin' outta the roof,

"'Keqing, they lied to you! No one can outperform your damage with their insignificant digits, in all Electro characters! '

"Keqing: 'Really? '

"Ganyu: 'Yes, my Elemental Burst and Normal Attack could also only dealt with 4000 damages, so we're basically the same! '"

"That's quite a thonkeqing moment... "

"Keqing: 'Alright I believe in you!' And then she went off from the rooftop, 'Let's have some food in Wanming Restaurant! '

"Meanwhile a short haired cutie with cat ears and blue eyes came here,

"'Is this Ganyu senpai? I'm Diona, ' whatever, she seems to be called with this name anyway, 'A bartender from Mondstadt! I've heard that you once dealt 730k Charged Attack damages with three helpers in Sprial Abyss, so I came for advices. '

"Keqing: 'Wiebitte? '

"Ganyu looks at Keqing diffidently, 'Nonononono, it's my helpers that's powerful! ' and drags Keqing's hand, 'Keqing, don't do it! You can also output 100k with more helpers! '

"We all knew that's impossible, right? (lol"

"Keqing: 'I've thonked through, Ganyu, can you go somewhere with me? '

"Ganyu: 'Where? '

"Keqing: 'I've calmed down and thonked, Liyue Harbor's buildings are too low, Let's go to Qingyun Peak!'"

And these Treasure Hoarders were indulged in laughters.

a rough translation of:

(甘雨一把拉住了站在天台的刻晴)
雨:阿晴,他们骗你的!现在技术这么发达!视频也有可能是p的!都是雷系怎么可能有人伤害尾数都比你高啊!
晴:真的吗!
雨:真的!没事!我元素爆发和平a都也是几千!我跟你一样的!下来吧!天台风大!
晴:好吧我相信你!(从天台下来了)有点饿了我们去万民堂吃点吧!
[就在这时,一个顶着猫耳的小姑娘跑过来]
娜:是甘雨前辈吗!我叫迪奥娜(好像是叫这名吧)是来自蒙德的调酒师!我听闻前辈带三拐在深渊随手一箭73万伤害,前来向前辈请教!
晴:???????
雨:(一脸心虚的看着阿晴)不是不是是拐厉害!(拉住阿晴的手)阿晴!不要想不开!你多带两个拐也能过万的!
晴:我已经想明白了,甘雨!能陪我去一个地方吗?
雨:想明白了就好!去哪!我陪你!
晴:我冷静下来想明白了!璃月港的建筑太矮了我怕摔不死!陪我去一趟庆云顶吧!

that i didn't know the exact sourse

"It's about time, " Kazuha walked to them with sword armed, "Well, well. That was the most funny Mockeqing joke ever, so funny, that you couldn't even make sure you recall Diona's name right. What's fucking wrong with you, are your as brain degenerated as these Metachurls? "

"Wait, who the hell are you? "

"I'm coming here to mock your Mockeqing joke. Yes, that bartender in Mondstadt is indeed called Diona; And no, you shouldn't Mockeqing in front of Keqing, that would only make her sad. " Not until at that moment did these Treasure Hoarders suddenly noticed Keqing with them, and showed scared expressions on their faces.

"Would that mean mocking me behind my back is okay? Hmph! "

"Definitely not, Lady Keqing. But at least that would make you less unhappy, I guess... But now, time to beat their sorry arses! " Xiangling throw out her Guoba, while Kazuha unleashed his signature Elemental Burst. Keqing used her skills in Kazuha's beeg Pyro Canadian leaves, causing huge arse amount of Overloaded damages.

These Treasure Hoarders started to call for reinforcements, with more and more Treasure Hoarders Folded into the battlefield.

"Did you notice some unusual thing, everyone? When the fuck did these Treasure Hoarders learn how to Fold? " Aeternus noticed the unusual here.

"Probably Childe taught them - to make fun of us. We can easily prove that, then we can escalate it into an issue with the Futui, and call the LTO upon them. Should we call for our reinforcements? I'm a LTO Executive, they shall respond to our calls right away. "

"I would suggest not. We're enough to beat them off, besides, it's the perfect oppotunity to show your enemies, that you're not as weak as these Mockeqing jokes say. "

Ganyu happened to pass by the Golden House and saw people fighting, and she saw Keqing in it.

"Lady Keqing! Do you need my help to defeat these Treasure Hoarders? "

"No, we're prefectly fine. Just speculate us instead. "

"Alright then. " Ganyu then called for the LSS-01 to standby anyway.

On the LSS-01 - Everyone was watching Keqing and the others fighting below. "Ah, that thing again. "

"What again? " Eula asked the crew of the LSS-01.

"It must be some arseholes doing 'Mockeqing' jokes again. Well, Lady Keqing was pretty weak in combat, didn't you know? So when she's bullied by monsters and Treasure Hoarders, we'll have to arrive at her position and help her defeat them. Usually our fire control system didn't target Treasure Hoarders, except orders from her - Wait, why is the order still not through? "

"Orders from Lady Keqing - DO NOT fire. I repeat, DO NOT fire. " Voices of Ganyu reached the LSS-01 via Fold Wave.

"Wow that's a surprise. Let's do some analysis... A huge amount of Overloaded damages, generated from Lady Keqing's skills. Wait, how many Elemental Mastery exists in the environment? "

"Somewhere over 1100... some... 1145? "

"So Elemental Mastery Keqing really exists. No wonder she could pass Spiral Abyss 12-3 in three minutes. " As the battlefield became ueber chaotic, all Treasure Hoarders disappeared and a lotta Ruin Hunters and Ruin Guards Folded into it. The fire control system of the LSS-01 recognized them as Abyss creatures and began charging.

Aeternus saw the charging beam, "Let's stop fighting and Fold into safety, shall we? These Treasure Hoarders already learned their lessons, no need to keep your performance here. Or you wanna be caught up in the crossfire of a gaint arse energy beam and some Abyss creatures, your call. " and Folded out first. Kazuha followed him, while Keqing was still in doubt.

Ganyu dived into the battlefield and dragged Keqing outta it just before the beam on Guizhong Cannon finished charging and shot attached these Ruin creatures, dealing a huge arse explosion.

08

"The preparations are all complete. Wait... I still need to at least meet Sangonomiya and Lumine chan once. At least tell them about it. " Aeternus Folded into the depth of Sangonomiya Shrine, while Kokomi and Lumine chan were looking for a way to unlock Enkanomiya, Watatsumi Islander's rumored old habitant.

"Aeternus! You returned sooner than expected. What did you find in the Futui facility? Did you manage to destroy it? "

"Well, let's just say that this facility just finished its mission, and it won't be operating anymore. We're just too late to shut it down with our wills over the Futui's wills, unfortunately. But I didn't get there empty handed. See, I even got some Delusions. "

"Wait, Mr. Stellanomiya. Didn't I ban the usage of Delusions in my army like one month ago? Why would you think getting some Delusions with you considered some achievement? "

"Delusions alone won't be called achievement, but the secret about it would. In fact, I watched exactly how they're made, and discovered one of the natures of these Delusions: they're made by concentrated Tatarigami, so by sacrificing one Delusions, you can use whatever secret art of yours involving Orobashi, to grant a wish that seems impossible, something the Futui would never imagine. " Aeternus threw one Delusion to Kokomi, "Would you like to try to, well, summon one to eliminate everyone on Kujou Encampment for test fire and fun? "

"I would not consider killing everyone on a random inland 'fun', Mr. Stellanomiya. We're a just cause, unlike these Shogunate arseholes. "

"But these corrupted politicians in Tenryou Commission would consider killing everyone on Watatsumi Island, fun and full of achievements. Your fucking precious island is nothing but a stepping stone of their political ascension for them. And what would you do about them? "

"So you're coming here to pursuade me to equip Delusion to everyone, or what? "

"Of course not. I promised Kazuha to help, so I'll help as much as I can, until the war is over. And actually the war will be pretty soon over anyway. I'm talking about the postwar order, and the opportunity your were possible to seize. "

Aeternus can sense Kokomi's impatience, "I knew you might not understard the necessarities to prepare for postwar, when the war was still on. Let me ask you about something, how could you keep your resistance when the war is over, and the Vision Hunt Decree was totally abolished? "

"Then we do not have a reason to resist anyway, what would I do? Just dissolve the Resistance, and I'll keep my role as the Divine Priestess of Watatsumi Island. "

"Then, what if these arseholes in Tenryou Commission wanna invade your island again, use the dead bodies of your own people to build the path of their own political ascension in Tri-Commissions? Like how they can find an excuse like you actually formed a Resistance in the war time, and they want retribution? Or, whatever stupid excuses they had anyway, what would you have to stop them? At that time, you even didn't have an army to use, unlike now. "

"That's really a huge arse problem... " Kokomi thonks.

"But don't worry, I had a solution of this. If you wanna make sure the autonomy of Watatsumi Island presists or even become strengthened postwar, you must become one of the Tri-Commissions. "

"What. The. Actual Fuck are you talking about? "

"I've been fucking serious, Mein Excellency. Under the current and probably the future Shogunate system rules, a huge arse decision like invading Watatsumi Island again, requires unanimous agreements of all Tri-Commissions - That's probably one of the reasons the Vision Hunt Decree was still not abolished yet, Kamisato clan's proposal got 1-2 every time. Imagine you're one of them - Even Kamisato clan fucks you, the evil axis of Kujou clan and Kamisato clan still couldn't make their evil agenda through. Or, they could do that just behind Raiden's back, like how they collude with the Futui in such manner, in that case you just need to report their sorry arses and their shitty political life would be over. By the way, currently these system didn't work properly, because we all knew that Raiden was kinda broken, and we need to probably fix it with this war. "

"So how could I be one of the Tri-Commissions? "

"That's where the postwar order kicks in. I haven't talked about the details of what the reinforcements I would like to call is, and the nature of them before. But now it's only three of us and no other obsessed or strange people around, and it's convenient to talk. Let's start from - Well, the major political body of the Old World, is an international alliance of powerful individuals of Mondstadt and Liyue, formed to deal with the Futui and Abyss Order threats in all over the world. Inazuma was filled with Futui-loving arseholes and Electro Abyss Mages, a perfect reason for them to come. They called themselves LTO, short for 'Lumine Treaty Organization' - "

"Wait, why did they use my name? "

"Because they thought you're dead in the supposed Abyss incident, Lumine chan. So they formed a so called Lumine Treaty to commemorate your supposed death, hence the name. "

"Wait, I was just chasing my brother into a Fold portal, and... "

"You ended up appearing in Inazuma? " Kokomi asked.

"Probably... "

"I see. Now I kinda understand what happened to you. But anyway, after the war is over, Inazuma cannot keep isolated forever. The Fold links between both worlds would open, and you're gonna join the LTO and become one of their Executives anyway, with other powerful individuals like Ayaka Kamisato and the others. And most importantly, the LTO will seize control of the Shogunate, and force a series of reformation, before it could be operating in the LTO's favor again. Do I need to repeat their favor? An alliance against the Futui and the Abyss Order. Anything against them would be kept. Anything colluding with them would be abolished. Your chance of becoming one of the Tri-Commission lies in their reformation plans, Mein Excellency. "

"What if the Shogun resists the LTO from messing with her government? "

"I don't think, as the sole war criminial and an accomplice of the Futui postwar, it's wise for her to ever thonk of resisting. The LTO is a pretty formidable army, that can fuck her up every single day from 4am, to stop her from reviving. Actually, she shall start to do redemption instead, probably if her redemption works did well, they will even offer an Executive seat for her. "

"So, what exactly will they replan the Shogunate postwar? "

"As whatever intel I colleted - One of the Tri-Commission would be abolished, and another one of them would have a huge reform. Since we had the direct evidence of Takayuki Kujou colluding with the Futui, his political life would be fucked, by either Raiden or the LTO, or both, whatever. Sara Kujou would more likely to be the new Commissioner of Tenryou Commission. As for Kanjou Commission, they mainly run Ritou to provide economies for an isolated Inazuma - And since Inazuma postwar would no longer be isolated, not to mention the evidence of their Commissioner, Shinsuke Hiiragi, colluding with a certain Futui Harbinger was also found by us and Kamisato's elite ninja team, the entirety of them would be abolished, and I guess Hiiragi clan's days would be totally fucked for good. Then you will try to form a new Commission to fill into this beeg arse power vacuum, for example, call it 'Watatsumi Commission'? And you will have a pretty legimate reason to keep Watatsumi Island autonomous, at least as autonomous as Ritou, or even more if you needed. No way anyone in Tenryou Commission would dare to step into Watatsumi Island, Mein Excellency. "

"No wonder that Hiiragi old brat tried his best not letting me get the fuck outta Ritou. Now I knew why - they had the support of a Futui Harbinger. "

"Could you recount which Harbinger you would firstly think of? My intel didn't get who this harbinger is. "

"None other than a certain La Signora. I had a score with her in Mondstadt, but never thought that she would dare to appear in Inazuma! I will make her life more painful. "

"Good, an extra Futui Harbinger to beat, I'll take that intel directly to the LTO when I returned. Don't worry, Lumine chan, we will beat the fuck outta whatever Signora is, she just gave us another legimate reason to beat Raiden as well. Anyway - " Aeternus prepered to move out, "Last advices, Mein Excellency - Make your way to one of the new Commission in the new postwar Tri-Commission and make yourself the Commissioner, and probably make your descendants inherit the position of the Commissioner, do not make the stupid political mistakes like these two Commissions do, you will keep the peace and prosperity of Watatsumi Island forevermore. I will do whatever I could help to make the LTO handle the postwar order in your favor as much as possible, but it still needs your own effort to make it possible. "

"I'll take your advice, Mr. Stellanomiya. Tell us, why did you make Watatsumi Island's matter as if it's your own? We could hardly give you any benifits outta that. "

"Let's just say, uh, I had noticed some of Watatsumi Island's history. Your people were supposed to make peace with either Raiden or the Shogunate for like hundreds of years, right? Until none other than Tenryou Commission came to fuck your life... "

"So you also know who destroyed the Narukami Shrine in Watatsumi Island, right? "

"Right. And I know just why they did it - They just wanna make Watatsumi Island one of their military exploits, risking the life of either your people or their own people for the political ascension of a certain Commissioners sittin' their fatty arses in their Narukami Island's comfy office. And the corrupt Shogunate just chose to ignore all of them, bacause their head of governement, is a fucking unfit suka god that was obsessed with the so called 'Eternity' nahui, and didn't notice anything else! I will fuck all of them up, so they will be regretted ever existed, for the rest of their lives! And now with the LTO's power on our side, they can probably idiidiidiidi nahui blyat!

"But anyway, we haven't made the first step of the long march yet. I'm gonna return to the old world, by using one of these Delusions to test fire on the Statue of the Omnipresent God, as the proof of concept, of mainteining interworld Fold portals. It needed to be stable enough to allow a lotta personnels to come here, and it needed to exist long enough to furtherly mock Raiden outta her stupid arse Sakoku Decree. But after that, I mean when you need to activate the statue again, you'll need to find a way to deal with Fold Fault, if there would be any. Here, more Delusions for you to use, " Aeternus gave them two more Delusions, "Now I really need to go. Activate the statue probably one month later, and we'll meet again. " then disappeared in a mere second.

08.5

genshinfrontier.revived.21.12.14

我还是忍不住想迫真复活genshin frontier的稻妻篇🤔尽管上次我开始继续写它还是两个月前的事(悲🤔当然那次我还是写完了中间一大篇玩意的,所以我希望这次能把结局给补上(确信🤔

除此之外,我还迫真写了一个第三章和第四章之间的间章,用来补充一些可能在结局中出现的新设定(确信🤔比如,群玉阁会建一个新的?我就先剧透在这里(迫真🤔

除此之外我还是想给我最喜欢(大嘘)的稻妻amber多给点戏份,可能2.1剧情烂的原因之一就是稻妻amber戏份太少了罢(迫真🤔另外2.3雪山里稻妻amber和amber还真见面(迫真)了,很难不想让我这篇屑fanfic里也发生这种事(

所以现在我是再开一篇新的post,还是在两个月前的post上面续写?还没想好🤔

说实话我刚开始写这个玩意的时候,只不过是嫌米社的2.1剧情实在是太寄吧烂了,但凡它能稍微不烂一点,我也懒得写这些东西🤔顺便一提第一季写的时候这游戏没什么好剧情也没什么烂剧情,那时我只想找点乐子🤔

但它现在已经被拖到2.3中期了,除非enkanomiya现在就突然出现在游戏里,不然我不觉得这两个版本的稻妻新内容值得我加进去,况且thoma的战斗内容早在thoma内鬼消息出了前就有了(确信🤔我对待这玩意的心态,或者说我继续写这玩意想要达成的目标,很有可能已经发生了三到四次变化🤔结局也已经考虑过了至少四个,但我现在貌似在其中选择了一个非常生草的结局🤔

所以,还是那句话,我希望它能一次性写完,好让我扔ao3上面去(悲🤔

bruh

话说x550-t2为啥还是这么tm贵,130块钱的x540-t2都烂大街了,为啥x550-t2就是没车,最便宜的也要750?🤔

和去年或者前年相比,hp的flr车早就烂大街了(当然,flr车最有意思的还不是这个,而是一款mellanox的双口56Gb网卡,我极其怀疑一般win系统的文件共享能否跑满这个速度,再说了56Gb的光模块可一点都不便宜哦),浪潮的车不用转接座就能用,只需要把那个不清楚有啥用途的x1屏蔽了🤔反倒是x550-t2,我怎么总感觉反而涨价了?wiebitte?🤔

我听说浪潮还有个更离谱的车,x4的pcie口,双口10Gb,都是板载光模块,100块钱一张🤔这就非常离谱了,哪怕一个光模块只要12块钱,除去光模块也只值86?🤔假如它有两块的话,再买条光纤线就能两台机子之间10Gb,不比那天搞的垃圾2.5G好用?🤔那两个2.5G网卡也是100块钱一个(悲🤔

thonk

我上次不是查到某家临期折扣店有离我非常近的分店吗,今天坐公交去了一趟🤔发现这玩意方便到出乎我意料,它刚好就在两个公交站中间(确信🤔

总体而言,这家店里面折扣力度最大的其实是各种化妆品和食品调料,比如火锅底料一包才三四块钱,可以说是梦回15年前了(大嘘🤔还有什么8块钱的德国沐浴液、5块钱的大包湿巾、25一瓶的大瓶X道夫洗发液之类的🤔至于可以直接吃的食品,其实折扣力度没那么大,非常尴尬的是里面很多零食我知道它正价多少,它顶多只打了七八折🤔

但它的饮料才是最有意思的,便宜到加上公交车票都比楼下超市便宜的程度🤔这些饮料很多不到一个月就过期了,但对饮料来说这倒不是什么太大问题,毕竟没人闲的蛋疼屯一个月饮料(确信🤔我下次看那儿有没有什么桶装水带些回去🤔

bruh.21.12.13

草,在我哼哼打了五个小时之后,终于把琴酱小号的雪山任务搞完了,比我估计的时间少了一个小时🤔除了它那个战斗实在是烦的批爆,战斗点离瞬移点实在是太远,只玩了两个🤔所以我唯一没有拿到的也就是一些原石和mora,还有一些武器突破素材而已(确信🤔

但我至少完成了所有剧情,打出了所有雪人组件,拿到了新武器和所有四个精炼素材(很明显我没什么时间也没什么兴趣升级到满,因为我所有账号都没有albedo),而且爽了一把跑酷🤔前两个战斗和前两个找东西打完可以拿到雪人头,想完成堆四个雪人的成就还真得打一下🤔其他雪人组件只有找东西任务给🤔

当然,其实我截图花了更多的时间,比如稻妻amber终于和amber同框了(despite noncanon:

amber和璃月amber胡桃酱:

还有琴酱和eula chan,diluc:omae wa、omae tachi wa tsubasa na(大嘘:

这破游戏什么时候搞个梦幻联动啊,比如蒙德璃月稻妻角色一块参与的限时剧情🤔我要看amber、稻妻amber和璃月amber(大嘘)贴贴🤔

话说我玩的那个共享号里面,跑酷任务居然还有两个没拿够30000分的,找东西任务居然还有一个只找出7个的,但我到那儿时一抬头就看见了最后一个(🤔

thonknett.21.12.12

终于,在我差不多又快要抽到一个五星之前,我的宵宫和胡桃酱小号来了一个bennett🤔简直就像我上个池子抽早柚酱那样痛苦,那时我胡桃酱都抽出来了也没见到早柚酱🤔生草的是我在打骗骗花albedo的时候看到前面放的cg里面班爷的身姿,感觉没有班爷打那个假albedo怎么说怎么别扭(那怎么不说我还没eula chan呢,amber也不在我队伍里面),突然想来一发了,然后一发入魂,什么genshin gacha玄学(半恼🤔当然,打完骗骗花我才能去拉班爷,那是后话了(🤔

所以itto和gorou的池子,我的所有账号都准备跳过了(确信🤔琴酱和抠抠米的小号倒是两个月前就有班爷了,所以这次我一发都没抽🤔目前看来,我的几个账号都可以坐等甘雨了🤔

对了,最新内鬼消息,itto的池子除了gorou外还有香菱和barbruh,冲着gorou抽会发生什么不用我多说了吧(确信🤔搞不好itto命座都抽出来了,你也不见得能看见gorou,反倒是barbruh又抽出了十命甚至⑨命(:barbruh:🤔

我当时买那几个小号只是为了体验宵宫和抠抠米,稻妻四萌妹中不合我大号meta体系的角色🤔但到今天,它们都被我玩出了不同的花样,一个便乘了元素精通胡桃酱整活,另外一个便乘了四奶队🤔前者甚至拉出了一个几乎满配的砂糖酱,c4和sacrificial fragments都有,4vv也齐了,很不幸的是我早就不玩砂糖酱了(悲🤔

另外今年的雪山活动爽死了,不到四个小时就能肝完全套(确信🤔但如果需要完成那个前置传说任务的话,恐怕需要再加一小时🤔这样算下来大概需要六小时以上才能在我那个琴酱的小号上面打完🤔当然这个活动的奖励可以说是非常离谱了,mora前后算下来至少120万,我从来没见过给mora给这么慷慨的活动(🤔

eulabruh

不过话说回来,当时我想抽eula chan的理由放在今天也像个笑话:旧世界不仅不会终结,甚至比新世界更有意思,所谓的稻妻四萌妹,后两个居然跟着2.1的主线剧情一块彻底翻车了,前两个也没有那么优秀(悲🤔aJAJAJAJAJAka大概只有战力JAJAJAJAJA,人设被质疑是媚宅(当然aJAJAJAJAJAka面临的质疑很难不像是raiden和抠抠米节奏的前奏),以至于宵宫的稻妻amber称号简直像是彻头彻尾的夸赞(确信🤔

但更生草的是,旧世界居然还在出角色,2.4直接出了两个新的璃月角色,云堇和申鹤🤔如果哪天蒙德也出几个新的,我也不会感到奇怪,反正这破游戏的萌妹角色玩不完(悲🤔

当然我还是挺喜欢eula chan的,只不过到现在吸引我去抽eula chan的最后一个理由也站不住脚了🤔eula chan也许存在的纪念意义荡然无存,或者说它从头到尾完全没有存在过🤔我还是把下个五星留给甘雨吧(🤔

barbruh

草,注册了个国区apple id准备在我那破ipod touch上面下点东西,结果不到两分钟被光速橄榄可还行🤔话说美国it大厂(迫真)现在一个一个一个一个风控比银行贷款还要严(悲🤔

我估计discord的账号风控和什么google苹果facebook相比还是差远了,哪怕到现在,discord只要有一个看起来合法的邮箱(比如我上次三分钱买的微软邮箱,尽管这些邮箱很快就被橄榄了)就不会触发风控🤔更别说我们不是试过了吗,哪怕强制电话验证了账号还在(确信🤔

barbruh.21.12.11

草,firefox又开始清空历史记录了吗(悲🤔

我下了个sqlite数据库的查看器看了一眼,发现原来moz_historyvisits表可能有53万条数据,现在只剩一百条了🤔而moz_places也被删了一大半🤔

所以firefox里到底是哪个插件或者哪个内部函数参与了删除这两个表数据的操作?🤔

但无论如何我现在得接着备份firefox的places.sqlite了(悲🤔实在不成这样吧,写一个bash函数,它先运行firefox的可执行文件,然后在它下面写备份脚本,这样我每关闭一次firefox它就能直接备份🤔

为什么得先关闭firefox才能备份places.sqlite?很明显因为它开的时候places.sqlite完全就没法被rar用🤔如果我对sqlite这种鬼东西的理解没错的话,每使用一次.sqlite它就会彻底锁定这个文件,并在它旁边建立两个临时文件🤔

那么问题来了,它是在firefox(或者任何使用sqlite的程序)彻底关闭之后才把改动写入主文件呢,还是改动的时候就已经写入了?如果是前者的话,也许可以找个办法在firefox删掉所有历史记录之后,还有办法抢救回来,大不了恢复到上次打开firefox的状态🤔

thonk

刚测试了下,我可以直接将places.sqlite复制到别处,用win自带的复制粘贴功能🤔然后用sqlite查看器打开,可以看出places.sqlite的修改时间还是原来那个,那两个临时文件的修改时间随我在里面执行sql语句(迫真)而改变🤔

拉几把倒吧,我知道的太晚了,下次firefox再出这种故障,手动复制places.sqlite到别处然后再关浏览器恢复,要是直接关浏览器的话,那些删除操作就会被直接写入places.sqlite,那时就一点办法都没有了,只能看有没有备份档了(悲🤔

不过我还是奇怪,为什么sqlite开始运行的时候rar没法读文件,但win系统自带的复制功能可以🤔

wiebitte

其实刚才我备份firefox的函数漏写了一行,难怪它找不到places.sqlite🤔在修正之后,只要firefox一关闭它就能备份places.sqlite🤔

我们接下来更进一步,将打开firefox并在其关闭之后自动备份places.sqlite这个bash脚本便乘win快捷方式🤔毕竟每次使用firefox都要打开cygwin并敲一顿命令行怎么说也非常奇怪就是了(🤔

首先我们参照下cygwin terminal本身的快捷方式长啥样:打开那玩意的属性,它的目标写着C:\cygwin64\bin\mintty.exe -i /Cygwin-Terminal.ico -

注意这玩意可以一个字节都不变地输入到win系统的cmd里面,运行效果是等价的,所以可以用cmd来调试它(确信

如果我没理解错的话,linux程序后面的-意思是接受标准输入,那么打开后它就是我们熟悉的交互式shell🤔如果把-换成比如一个bash脚本的话,那么它就能便乘bash脚本解释器,直接执行我们设定的bash函数,执行完就退出,不bb🤔

所以我可以写一个新的快捷方式,目标设成

C:\cygwin64\bin\mintty.exe "C:\cygwin64\bin\firefox.sh"

当然也可以设成C:\cygwin64\bin\bash.exe "C:\cygwin64\bin\firefox.sh",我没找到这两个bash解释器的区别,除了在cmd里mintty.exe不会在cmd窗口里显示它的输出,bash.exe会🤔

但当我将.bashrc里的函数迁移进那个sh文件之后,它开始报错,显示一堆命令不存在🤔比如它会显示date、grep和rar不存在🤔

对cygwin比较熟悉的话就能发现问题出在哪儿🤔cygwin的实现方式里,这些命令都不是bash解释器内置的命令,而是放在C:\cygwin64\bin\里的外部程序🤔在cygwin的.bashrc里有一段话:

# If not running interactively, don't do anything
[[ "$-" != *i* ]] && return

意思是如果cygwin没跑交互式shell的话,它下面的玩意一句都不执行(确信🤔不仅如此,如果不跑交互式shell的话,它连/bin目录都不加载到path里🤔所以,对上述脚本的改进就是在所有那些命令前面都加绝对路径/bin/🤔我觉得最生草的是路径它居然能解析对,当然如果路径它都搞不对的话这bash解释器还是删掉得了(半恼🤔

问题解决,现在我把它做成快捷方式,换上firefox的图标,拖到下面的任务栏里,这样我就可以和原来一样打开firefox了,只不过我关掉之后,它会自动开始备份places.sqlite🤔

eulathonk

草,突然想买个大型娃娃,然后给它穿上eula chan的cosplay制服,这样我就有了一个eula chan irl🤔

更进一步,我还想搞个身高两米左右的人形机器人,然后这个eula chan irl不仅长得像eula chan,还能做出人类cosplayer做不出来的事情:像游戏里的eula chan一样后空翻(确信🤔

当然这个对现在的科技来说还是太超前了,非人形机器人都没法随便移动(悲🤔现在最仿生的玩意是机器狗,问题是我不需要一个机器狗cosplay狗,我需要一个机器eula chan来cosplay eula chan(🤔

算了吧,我还是先去买个娃娃吧🤔至少这样我的垃圾相机终于可以拍点萌妹照片了,自从这司马印~度病毒传播开来,我已经两三个月没用满空间了(悲🤔

jajaja.21.12.10

今天搞得极其顺利,没有蓝屏,没有sm961掉线,短短四个小时(确信)就处理完了剩下862GB截图🤔这样,也许下午我就可以去修ipod touch电池了🤔

反正我现在有四块600GB的2.5寸sas垃圾盘,直接把东西扔到三四号盘里,然后直接插上去,往队列里加进去文件就完事了,此时二号盘里的东西还没上传完呢🤔看来,我当时加购了三块2.5寸的确是个好主意(确信🤔

当然我还用更快的速度撸完了cuties impact,一个小时就完成了四个账号的每日🤔

接下来,我的意思是等这四块盘里的东西都上传完,我就可以尝试对砂糖盘进行备份了,就像每年年末那样🤔除了今年我压根就没换过副存储,不然我肯定是要用比如琴酱盘(确信)来装砂糖盘的备份🤔

那么,我大可直接对着整块砂糖盘做8GB分卷的rar打包,直接扔进那个放截图的6TB垃圾盘里(确信🤔然后就可以随便发挥了,要么扔进那四块2.5寸垃圾盘里,要么直接接x79上🤔

luminethonk

折腾了一下午和晚上之后,ipod touch终于换上了新电池,现在它不仅能装回去(迫真),而且电池续航也变得正常起来,充满电需要花一个小时🤔理论上来说电池20块,维修手工费20块,我应该只花了40块钱,但等我回去之后,统计下发现其实我今天花了200🤔

那当然是因为我把整个月的其他需求全部压缩到了今天(确信🤔这个月前10天我都在忙各种玩意,所以连洗发水沐浴液都没了,这次顺便各带了一瓶🤔而且我还买了足够吃一周的火锅底料,和足够吃半周的零食(确信🤔看来接下来的一两周我理论上来说可以安心宅家里,直到按照预订计划消耗完冰箱里的存货为止🤔

话说回来临期折扣店可真tm上头,一方面当然是因为东西便宜,但更有意思的是,我每次去都能发现新东西(确信🤔问题是我去一趟至少要花10块和三小时,所以每次都不可避免地买上足够吃一周的东西可还行🤔

ipodbruh.21.12.08

尝试复活某台ipod touch的时候我突然发现它之所以合不上屏幕,完全是因为它的电池鼓包了🤔卸掉主板和电池上面的屏蔽层后,电池直接跳了出来(悲🤔还好这破玩意一直处于屏幕和机身其他部分分离的状态,不然它的屏幕肯定就和我的某块win板一样报废了(悲🤔所以它那个屏蔽层不仅屏蔽了外部的无线信号,也迫真保护了一次屏幕(确信🤔

其实ipod touch的屏幕倒不是很贵,但总感觉没有换的必要,毕竟买个二手整机价格都不会超过现在最新款的不管什么手机换屏的价格(确信🤔所以,它还是别坏了为好🤔

光速下单了一块电池后,我注意到这破玩意的电池是焊接在主板上的,而非像xzp或者其他手机一样通过插槽插在主板上(悲🤔看来,等电池到了我得找个专业修手机的铺子安装了,但愿他们还认识这玩意是什么🤔不过以iphone用户的基数,我觉得是个修手机的地方都修过114514台iphone,ipod touch总比夏普的手机对他们来说更熟悉吧(确信🤔

barbruh

搞了一整天截图备份,这破电脑动不动蓝屏,动不动sm961掉线,比如流水线搞起来的时候我需要一边写入sm963,一边从sm961解压和复制,此时它就会直接蓝屏,而且每次蓝屏的stop code都完全不一样可还行🤔有时候是usb突然没法用,过半分钟后蓝屏,显示usb驱动故障啥的🤔降低usb负载后它又蓝屏,显示什么irql_less_or_not_equal,或者什么watchdog问题🤔

所以,本来我一天应该能搞完这1.75TB玩意,结果到第二天两点了,它才处理完不到1TB(悲🤔所以我10号也许可以去修ipod touch,但只能接着处理剩下那坨了(🤔

不过我最后还是迫真解决了蓝屏和sm961掉线的问题,而且方法非常生草:我只不过把显卡在模组电源上的接头又换了个地方而已(bruh🤔

所以,我无端猜测这段时间sm961哪怕不用显卡而且监测数据正常也能掉线,就是供电问题🤔至于为什么我换了显卡的插头能解决主板供电的问题,我暂时蒙在这破电源高达8年的使用时间里(悲🤔

话说去年这个时候我更头疼的事情是丢数据,甚至还能在我正在备份的时候丢数据,还搞得我重装和恢复了好几次系统,但自从我把所有系统盘和数据盘都挂到阵列卡上之后,这一整年我都没丢过一次数据,浏览器也没坏过,与之相比sm961掉线可以说是洒洒水了(确信🤔甚至sm961掉线也不丢数据,顶多一些正在写入的数据不会写入完成,简直如同机械(确信🤔

看来,到该换psu的时候了(🤔

bruhsette

更蛋疼的是我居然忘了给某个度盘小号扩容,等我impact cuties的时候习惯看x79的日志,才发现高达100GB的东西上传不上去,显示quota exceed🤔很明显pcs-go不像官方客户端,上传前会检查这检查那,它只会强行上传分片,然后执行一个分片合并操作🤔而在合并分片的时候,它才能知道容量用没了(悲🤔