genshin frontier: inazuma.part3.21.10.22

this one includes chapter 07, chapter 01-03 are in here, chapter 04-06 are in here, and chapter 08 to the latest are in here

07

"What a bunch of clowns... " Aeternus ran into the Futui facility as fast as he can, since the Resistance antics forced him to use a boat to reach Yashiori Island, "Well, what do we have here? A Futui facility, of course stealing the Abyss technologies. "

He remembered one of the secert project of the Futui to reverse engineer the Abyss technologies. "And probably this is what they have reached, " Aeternus thonks, "Vision users gained Elemental power from the Celestia, the Abyss Order gained Elemental power from the Lay Lines, but the Futui... They didn't have a power source. Thus Delusion is designed to drain the life force from the user, making them age faster. "

By defeating one after one Futui Skirmishers, Aeternus made into the central processing room of the facility. A bunch of Crystal Mallows were stacked everywhere. "So that's how Delusion channel the user's life force into Elemental powers... They definitely used Orobashi's remains, or what the locals called Tatarigami, as the catalyst. Of course other catalysts for it theorically exist, but this island has almost unlimited Tatarigami - Another gift the Raiden Shogun gave to her fellow subjects. Pretty ironic, Vision seized? Delusion instead! "

Aeternus recalled that once Kokomi mentioned a secret art involving Orobashi's Tatarigami. And since Delusion contains concentrated Tatarigami, he might come up with a new idea of their usages, and the Futui will definitely not like it.

Almost zero efforts spent before he saw the Harbinger who looked to be in charge of the facility. "You actually managed to find this place. Congratulations. "

"So what? Who the fuck are you anyway? Or like I actually care about it. "

"I'm The Balladeer, No. 6 of the Fatui Harbingers. And what made you visit here? "

"Guess, faggot. "

"Well, I guess you came here to destroy it, for your helpless Resistance friend, right? Unfortunately, you're too late. We've finished manufacturing enough Delusion for all of Teyvat to use, the test phases on Inazumans are finished, and the optimization of the current model is complete. So we're closing this facility anyway. "

"Why are you assuming things so fast? I didn't care about your business anyway. "

"Then why do you spend your precious time to mess with us? "

"What about 'beat some Futui and have some fun', would this answer make you satisfied? What's with the hostility? Just kidding, I actually came here to buy some Delusions. "

"You really need this thing? You can defeat our elites with Phys only, you didn't look like these weaklings. "

"Did I say I'll use it by myself? "

"I see, you wanna give them to others, to fuel the Inazuman civil war instead? Good, then I guess we're almost in the same boat. Here, take these for free. " The Balladeer threw a gift package to Aeternus, "A Snezhnayan gift pack of Delusion 14-pack, two for each Element. Have fun, and we're leaving. "

Then The Balladeer Folded outta this place, with all his staffs. "Have fun, huh... " Aeternus picked a random Delusion from it and started the procedure to perform the secret art, "What do they name it? Wait, they didn't give it a name, just said it's a 'secret art'. Whatever. "

After focusing all his wills into Delusion as the secret art instructed, all these Crystal Mallows around him resonated with it, shining in bright light. "Now give it a wish, and... What should I give? Cancel the fucking Fold Fault around this shithole? Form a big enough Elemental hakushin penis to autoreipu the Raiden Shogun, without Ei Raiden's consent? Whatever, I didn't have anything particularly wish to do here. Gotta informed the Resistance and start moving. " Aeternus cancelled the activation process and put the Delusion back into his pocket, and Folded into Watatsumi Island.

114514 (would be most likely unused

After defeating Signora, Raiden Shogun executed Signora and promised to let Lumine chan leave this place alive, "But my promise only works on you, traveller. As for you, Sangonomiya... "

"What? " Kokomi didn't give a literal fuck, and prepare to Fold to the statue, "I had a gaint arse statue to unlock, O Mighty (hakushin) Shogun. Please don't waste my precious time. Speak, whatever bullshit you're gonna speak. "

"You even wanna unlock the statue, you little fuck! You're nothing but a Hydro Slime to me. My Elemental Mastery is something high, that you will be instantly eradicated by Electrocharged. "

plays Obelisk

"What if I'm a Electro slime instead? " Kokomi took out an Electro delusion from the pocket and ignited it, forming a thundering sphere around her.

"Wait... Kokomi, you know the side effects of using delusion, right? "

"Don't worry, it only lasts for mere seconds. Besides, der Shogun should see the irony that she forbids Visions but people just use Delusion instead. " Kokomi started moving towards the statue, while Raiden was hitting her with lighting frequently but caused no damages at all.

Lumine chan also started to leave the place. It was not like she could find out a way to break through Fold Fault, but it's not like Raiden would strike her either, probably because she might be busy hitting Kokomi in the air.

genshin frontier: inazuma.part2.21.10.16

this one includes chapter 04-06, chapter 01-03 are in here, chapter 07 is in here, and chapter 08 to the latest are in here

04

After a tough fight, Keqing, Kazuha and Xiangling totally rekt Spiral Abyss 12-3 in three minutes. For some reasons, they even had Xingqiu, who's happened to appear in there when they arrive Wanmin Restaurant, volunteered to join their quests. As greeting gifts, Kazuha gave one of the specialities of Inazuma, Emblem of Severed Fate artifact set to Xiangling and Xingqiu, and greatly improved their battle potentials, making this miracle possible.

And now people were celebrating them in Angel's Share, a tavern in Mondstadt.

"... And that's it. No one would dare to mock your damage outputs anymore, even if they wanna mock, you can shove the full star 12-3 Spiral Abyss cert up their sorry arses. " Kazuha prised Keqing for her battle performance, although he might be thonking that all these magnificant Overload damages she dealt, actually calculated with his EM instead, a basic lesson of Advanced Elemental Reaction Theory, 114514th Edition.

"I'm grateful for your help. What would you want? I'll do anything... "

"Anything...? My request might be a little bit hard to fulfill, would you still do that? "

"How hard? Would that be 'spend a night with me' kinda hard? Of course, it's not actually impossible, if that's with you... "

"I would never ask for this kinda superficial thing. Well... My request is: Reach Inazuma, and persuade the Raiden Shogun to abolish her Vision Hunt Decree bullcrap. "

"Now that's pretty hard, though. Persuading a stubborn Archon to change her mind? If you mean 'by force', that might require the power of the entire LTO to reach Inazuma, not to mention how do we reach there in the first place... "

"Wait... What exactly is the LTO you're talking about? I only knew some governing bodies like Liyue Qixing and Knights of Favonius, where is this LTO coming from? "

"It's short for Lumine Treaty Organization, and it's pretty long to explain it in a sentence. Basically you can thonk this as a combination of Qixing and Knights, and other elite humans in Teywat. Maybe... As one of the Executives, I could bring this matter into our gathering, and we can form a hearing and invite you in, so maybe we could reach a consensus and start reaching Inazuma... "

"By 'Lumine', did you mean a blonde short haired girl with golden eyes? I've had a meeting with her not long ago. Very fascinating person, also full of mysteries. "

"When was the last time you met her? "

"Three months ago... What? "

"Never mind. I thought it would be something new after the Abyss incident. I guess the probablity of her still alive is... Pretty low. Now then, another question remains: How do we reach Inazuma? "

And a fancy looking man interrupted them, "Did you say, reach Inazuma? I might know a way, Mr. Kaedehara. "

"Do I look like knowing you? And how did you know me? "

"You might not know me, but I've been seeing your activities in here for a long time. "

Everyone fell silent. "Well, what's the manner? My apologies, I forgot to properly introduce myself. I'm Aeternus Stellanomiya, one of the remaining few members from the Inazuman Shogunate's most hated Stellanomiya family, since my ancestors had backstabbed them so hard that they might get PTSD outta my name, haha. Just like you, I'm banished from my homeland too, probably. "

"Why did you call your name in such order? "

"Tha's because I'm a spiritual Mondstadter now. Don't ever try to compare me with these Shogunate arsehats, I don't wanna be represented by them. "

"Spiritual Mondstadter? "

"What's wrong with it? Just like you're a spiritual Liyueian anyway. You might look like coming from Inazuma, but you used Diligence series as talent levelup materials, you like to hang out with Liyueian cuties, and you seem to enjoy Liyue more then your homeland. "

"How do you even know the talent levelup material part? "

"I've been seeing you entering Taishan Mansion too many times, with your Liyueian buddies. Just like I need Resistance series to levelup my talents. So basically why would you still wanna return to Inazuma anyway? You know the Raiden Shogun would like to stick to her hakushin eternity philosophy forever, refuse to listen to any constructive advices, and just watch her own nation burn in hell and do nothing about it... "

"But something must be done. I can't stand people having their Visions and wishes taken. Even if that means my own death, I'll still at least try to fight. "

"Good, I see your reasons through. Well then, I'll offer help - just like you guys talked earlier, if a single person wanna return to Inazuma, you can just hope for a random Fold accident, and it might be done. But, if you wanna Fold a lotta personnels and heavy weapony into Inazuma, you might need to find a way specified for this. Did you remember the Futui? "

"Yes, they're everywhere, then what? "

"Did you see their home nation in anywhere of Teyvat? Has anyone ever reach there? "

"They said they're from Snezhnaya, but no one has ever reached this place... "

"What if this 'Snezhnaya' is not even in this world anyway? They must have the way to Fold themselves from their home world to this world, or Inazuma. And if you couldn't reach Inazuma via a common Teleport Waypoint, that means just like Snezhnaya, Inazuma is also an isolated world, so their Fold technology also works for us. Find a random Futui guy and beat him up until he talks. What about that arrogant Futui Harbinger, someone named 'Childe'? When was the last time you see him? "

"Golden House, I guess...? " Keqing still remembered the time they beat Childe before he released Osial.

"Well then, let's beat Childe again. "

A team of Aeternus, Keqing, Kazuha and Xiangling arrived at the abandoned Golden House and saw Childe there, as expected. Xingqiu had other matters in Feiyun Guild to process, so he couldn't join the fight with them.

"Well, well, isn't that the famous Inazuman wanderer, Aeternus Stellanomiya? What wind blows you here? And wait, why the fuck did you bring a Qixing with you? "

"After quite the stunt you've performed, you're still allowed to stay in Liyue, I'm pretty impressed. If people in Liyue harbor happen to know it's you who released Osial and almost had Liyue harbor destroyed, you would never be like this, pretending innocent. "

"So what? We made a deal. Ningguang would never make it happen, since she also had things to hide... "

"Ningguang what? " Keqing seemed not know the deal between them.

"Lucky for you. But we came here to, well, ask you the way to reach Snezhnaya. I would like to have an one on one talk with your suka Archon, probably about how she's a shameless suka blyat for causing the misery for other people's lives. "

"Wait, what kinda advanced interrogation technique is this? " Everyone was shocked by Aeternus' speeches.

"Your suka Archon is even worse than Inazuma's one, at least she only know how to torture her own people. Now, beat us, because if you lose, you're gonna tell us the biggest Futui secret anyway, regardless of your willingness - how the literal fuck did you arrive here from Snezhnaya? "

Childe seemed to be ueber angry, "A fight? If you want a fight, then fine, but disrespecting our Archon? Idi nahui Mondstaters, your stupid bard Archon is no match to Tsaritsa! " Childe skipped his normal battle form and transformed into his Foul Legacy form directly.

"Well, well... Stolen technology from the Abyss Order. No wonder I dislike the Futui too... " Aeternus prepered to use his Elemental Burst, even though he didn't have a Vision anyway, "Iiyo! Koiyo! Use your Abyssal power to hit on my chest! My chest! "

As he expected, Childe shoved a powerful whale towards him, and suddenly he countered it with a devastating blow, dealing massive Physical damages towards Childe, ending his Foul Legacy state.

"Stop acting smart, Childe. Actually we don't wanna go to Snezhnaya at all. We just need to bring a bunch of people into Inazuma and fuck its Archon, probably inside her Archonic virgin pussy. The way you guys used to come here would greatly help with our quests. "

"Fine... Why didn't you say it earlier, you don't need to fight me anyway. I guess a certain Signora would be pretty happy to see you fuck up her plans... " Childe then told everyone about the way the Futui used to project people into other worlds and left.

After Childe was left - "I see... If my understanding of his word is correct, the Futui used an amplified Fold device to connect to Teleport Waypoints from other worlds, and Fold into it. As long as this Fold device is provided with enough power, it could be used to Fold into any world its user wants. Except... It's a one way ticket. Unless the same kinda device could be built in the destination, one could not return to his original world. "

"So if that's the case, we can't risk deploying our people into there. "

"But don't worry, once both world had these devices operational, people and goods can Fold between them like one world. So we still need to build such device first, and deploy one of us beforehand. "

"And who would you like to deploy into there first? "

"Of course myself! It's been quite some time since Inazuma was isolated, As an intelligence driving person, I would like an update of the current situation, make contacts with local resistance, find a perfect place to build a massive Fold device under the Raiden Shogun's nose, and find a way to conduct a joint operation of us and the resistance possible. So if I returned from Inazuma days after, that means the joint operation is a go; Otherwise, you can totally forget such plan exists, or my exsitence at all. So first, who could provide enough energy needed to power such device? "

"Let's all get to the LTO Headquarters to form a hearing, and see what we can do. "

All of them returned to the LSS-01 to find a way to build such Fold amplification device Childe said.

05

Meanwhile in Senrai Island - Lumine chan and her buddies watched the Shogunate elite special forces drowning in the Elecro water of the central Senrai.

"Welcome to Sangonomiya, nein, Senrainomiya Shrine, motherfuckers! " Lumine chan shouted at them.

"I didn't know that sarcasm is in Lumine chan's middle name. " Thoma commented.

"What's wrong with the sarcasm? The Resistance is nearly fucked, the Raiden Shogun didn't hear her people's wishes, I couldn't return to the old world, and we're both wanted. Why not have fun suffering? "

After being rescued, Thoma initially just wanna hide in Komore Teahouse until the war's over. But Lumine chan spent a lotta efforts to persuade him to traval with her, like "If you stay in there, it's only a matter of time until Kamisato's political enemies try to drag your sorry arse outta the teahouse as a preliminary step to fuck Ayaka over, and this time no one would come to rescue you. And I guess the Shogunate would not just take your Vision away, probably your life too. But with me, even these Shogunfags came, you had my protection. And I need a trusted teammate, you can have more interesting travelling experience than Narukami Island. Deal? " and they set off to make contact with the Sangonomiya Resistance.

"Still I don't understand, Lumine senpai. How do you install the Waypoint into that position with Electro water? " Sacchara chan asked.

"Well... Weeks ago, I received a commission of the Adventure's Guild to disable Senrai Island's hazardous environment and enable a path to Fold into the island's deity, the Thunder Manifestation. It turned out that the commission was issued by Kujou Sara, because Thunder Manifestation contains the necessary material for her Ascension. "

"Wait, Kujou Sara uses Electro vision. How the heck could she beat the Thunder Manifestation? " Thoma asked.

"That's way outta my league, but I've heard that she hired Yoimiya with her. As for Yoimiya, I knew her well, she can beat it in either DPS build or Elemental Mastery build. But anyway, since Sara chan helped us rescue the fake Vision maker Masakatsu, that's my way to repay her debt. I happen to find a way to control the Electro status of the water below Thunder Manifestation, it could be switched on or off with a certain ancient mechanism. So I switched it off, installed the Waypoint and switched it back on, simple. "

"Fake Vision? Do I need one? "

"Of course not! You don't even have a Vision to begin with. So I guess Sara chan would never ask you for trouble, probably. Besides the obvious different path we take, Sara chan is actually a good commander. Just like Kamisato Ayaka, she's one of the few good people in the corrupt as fuck Shogunate. "

"Then what's this device I've been using? How could I use Anemo element without a Vision? "

"Whatever you are currently using, Sacchara chan, is a Delusion. It's a Futui invention to imitate Visions, but it can cause serious side effects to its user, like - Did you notice it yourself? You're only a little girl when I rescued you from a bunch of ronins, but now it's only weeks later and you are already as old as a teenage girl! "

"Yes, I did grew up too fast, but... "

"But it's not only 'too fast', it's accelerated aging! In this rate you're gonna die of too old in less than a month! Well... I had to admit, I came to rescue you and train you with Elemental skills purely outta my own selfishness. When the first time I saw you, you were trying to use a random Anemo Delusion on the ground to repel ronins. And it reminds me of Sucrose chan, my best buddy in the old world. "

"So... You chose to rescue me because you missed her? "

"Yes, and... I apologize. But it turned out that you did GREAT, if not good enough in our team. People always ignore the power of Elemental Reactions, just like these Shogunfags ignoring the power of the Resistance. My Electro power is so weak, that it barely exists as Electro, no more; and Thoma specializes his ability on Pyro sheild, so also not as powerful as Diluc or Hutao chan. So guess what makes our team one of the best and most powerful team in almost all of Inazuma? "

"My ability to mix Elements together and make them do Reactions? "

"Exactly! I guess you're a good enough student of Advanced Elemental Reaction Theory. By the way, you can see the description of your artifact set, Viridescent Venerer. "

"Increases Swirl DMG by 60%? And decreases opponent's Elemental RES to the element infused in the Swirl by 40%? "

"Right. It's a pretty powerful set, that no one else in Inazuma would ever be able to use. Not to mention the Sand, Goblet and Circlet are all composed of Elemental Mastery. This is one of the best gift I could give to anyone I care. "

"..."

"So I mean we still need you. Don't worry, we can and we will end this war pretty soon before something bad happens to you. At that time, you don't need to use Delusion anymore, perhaps you will get a Vision instead. "

"Don't worry about me, Lumine senpai, I'm fine. And I'll do whatever I can to ensure our victory, or at least follow your step. "

"Good, " Lumine chan petted Sacchara chan's head, "Meanwhile no more Shogunate forces coming from the Waypoint, that basically means our mission is finished. Time to return to Watatsumi Island to see how Kokomi's doing, or if they need our help."

The trio planned to Fold back to Watatsumi Island, but Lumine chan detected a large Fold Fault area around Yashiori Island. "Wow, why could Fold Fault happen in Yashiori Island? Let's Fold to a higher ground in Tatarasuna and see what happened there. "

Upon their arrival, they saw the Shogunate army retreating from Nazuchi Beach while they're all Wet, and they could hear the lightning striking from the direction of Yashiori Island.

"It sounds like Tatarigami to me. I didn't know that releasing Orobashi is part of Our Excellency's grand scheme. What should I say when I meet her? Praise her? Point out how many arses we'll need to wipe postwar? Whatever, we need to keep going. "

06

When they arrived at Sangonomiya Shrine again, they heard people arguing with Kokomi, actually it seemed that everyone was fighting everyone.

"Nice job, Kokomi. I thought Waypoint antics is enough to fuck these Shogunfags up, but releasing Orobashi on a hakushin truce? You're more Zhuge Liang reincarnated than I anticipated. " Lumine chan greeted.

"Wait, Captain Lumine. I didn't do that part, nor did I issue such order. "

"But it seems that Orobashi did get released. If it's not we doing it, who did it? "

"I didn't know, actually. "

"Wait, what? You didn't release them? And you didn't even know who did this? What a disappointment. Why did I abandon all my belongings in Narukami Island to join you clowns anyway? "

"But at least we stopped the Shogunare army to launch any more offense, then what are we waiting for? Hurry up and fuck the Shogunate, and then fuck the Shogun SOFORT! "

"Shouldn't our entire goal be converged into abolishing the Vision Hunt Decree only? Do you really think you, with your Delusion only, is sufficient to kill one of the Seven? "

"Wait... Are we banning the use of Delusion already? And you're still using it, what's fucking wrong with you! "

And then Aeternus came outta nowhere, "What a bunch of clowns, arguing for things they didn't even understand. "

"Who the fuck do you think you are? Why didn't we see you in any part of the Resistance? "

Kokomi explained to everyone, "He's Stellanomiya Aeternus, an intelligence expert closely working with me. I guess you brought the latest intelligence here, right? Please explain to them. "

"Aeternus Stellanomiya, you moron. I might 'the fuck' don't know who I am, but you, the fuck didn't know what you're up against. I had the intelligence all of you need to ensure victory, and end this meaningless and boring as fuck war, regardless of your goals. Let me ask you, do you know the relationship of the Raiden Shogun and Miko Yae? I mean outside their official titles? "

"Nope, and why does it matter? "

"Why does it matter? Well, if you didn't know that, if you didn't do any intel work, then why do you resist anyway? Go surrunder to the Shogunate and rot in jail, faggots. You, The one who wanna stop the Vision Hunt Decree, you didn't know why the Raiden Shogun came up with such a shitty idea. And you, the one who wanna kill the Raiden Shogun, you even didn't know the true nature of the Raiden Shogun, no to mention I didn't see you preparing anything powerful enough to kill one of the Seven. "

"Then what do you know? Satirizing us outta nowhere? "

"I had a long arse talk with Yae actually. She provided me some top level intelligence, and I would like to share it to you clowns for free. Yae is Raiden's old friend, but after a certain diaster somehow 500 years ago, they severed the connections, and Raiden, whose true name is Ei Raiden, made a puppet, or we say, robot, whatever they're most likely to be the same, to replace herself, so whatever Raiden Shogun you saw everyday, is a fucking robot. "

"That's utter bullshit in all of these Raiden Shogun cospiracy theories. Give us more reasons to believe in your bullshit. "

"Don't you think she's more like robot and less like people or other gods, when she would execute the losing side of a dual before the throme without emotions? Or she would not listen to any voices people had to present to her, except her stupid arse 'Eternity' ones? Or how she didn't give a flying fuck about the Vision Hunt Decree's slightly potential drawbacks, for a millisecond? But anyway, after making a god level robot, Ei Raiden lost almost all her power, and hid herself inside the robot for probably hundreds of years I guess. It seems that right now, the robot is flawed and she could not preceive the nation currectly inside the robot. In another world, she's trapped inside her own creation, waiting for someone to liberate her from the empty flawed prison. "

"Would you try to make us sympathize Raiden? This bitch didn't deserve any sympathy! "

"Of course she didn't, as she caused so much unforgivable harms, and brought this nation into Der Untergang with her incompetency. Actually, if I could, I would like to gangbang her 114514 times before ending her life. But, no matter what your goal is, the priority one thing you need to do right now, is to find a way to completely destroy Raiden Shogun's robot, and force Ei Raiden to come out. To probably have a better situation awareness of her own nation, before getting gangbanged 114514 times I guess. "

"Destroy? Is it a little bit too far? "

"Yes it might look too far, but there is no other way. Ei Raiden can create another better robot after that, but currently this robot only became a tool to prison her. Only by freeing her from the prison, could you guys do the next step, no matter if the next step means persuading her to abolish the Vision Hunt Decree, or just killing her. I suggest you guys go argue this problem after this is done, but currently, the best thing to do for all of us, is to stop arguing and start destroying her fucking robot! "

And Kokomi finally decided to respond, "Yes, this man is right! Why don't we just stop arguing and listen to what he says! "

Everyone calmed down, "Thanks, Mein Excellency. As the other part of the intel work, I also had a visit to Kamisato Estate, and talked with the current de facto clan leader, Ayaka Kamisato. She and her Yashiro Commision tried numerous times to repeal the Vision Hunt Decree, but every time it got vetoed by the other two Commisions. So we did a joint investigation against the Tenryou Commission. We hired a ninja called Sayu chan to infiltrate the Tenryou Commission HQ, and grabbed these fancy materials, proving their high treason against both the Raiden Shogun and the people of Inazuma. I have totally no use of these materials, so they're all yours. You can try to show them onto Ei or Sara Kujou or whatever when this is over, before some other ones of you finish killing her of course. "

Aeternus gave these two documents to Kokomi and the others. One of them is an official Tenryou Commission document writing to the Raiden Shogun, saying that the Vision Hunt Decree proceeds without obstacles, which is, of course lying as everyone here saw it; And anther one of them is a private letter to a certain Futui leader, about...

"A scheme to promote Delusion via the enforcement of the Vision Hunt Decree? "

"Yes, if people was forced not to use Visions, and they wanna have Elemental powers against the Vision Hunt Decree, what will they chose? But I would not use 'promote', I would like to say 'use Inazumans as guinea pigs to test the engineering samples of Delusion' instead. And guess what? Inazuma had one of the biggest Delusion manufacture and research facility in all of Teyvat, it's almost like TSMC and Intel combined in the semiconductor industry. "

"And do you know where it is? We must destroy it at once, with or without Shogunate help. "

"I know where it is, and don't worry, I'll go fuck these Futui up myself. And thanks to your antics, I'll have to go a long way by foot to get there. A final friendly reminder to everyone of you: The people in the old world, I mean so called Mondstadt and Liyue, had enough firepower to destroy the Raiden Shogun robot. All they need is an amplified Fold device powered on, so they can deploy their people and weapony right into the Raiden Shogun's doorstep. "

"And how do we make such device? "

"Well, the Statue of the Omnipresent God, did you remember? There are neinty nein Visions on it, that would be enough to power it as an amplified Fold device if these neinty nein people wish to power it. Of course when the real battle begins, the Raiden Shogun will definitely cover it with Fold Fault, it's up to you guys to deal with it. I will try to test fire it to return to the old world and have contacts with them, once you're ready, power up the Statue and the reinforcements will arrive. Long live the Resistance! As you always say. Aeternus out. "

"Much obliged, Aeternus. Wish you a safe hunting! " Aeternus disappeared via Fold in a mere second.

ittobruh.21.10.15

最近2.3的爆料也出来了,奇怪的是,我居然对itto和gorou都没有兴趣,更不用说albedo了🤔我玩这个游戏一年来,头一次对一整个版本的池子都没有一点兴趣🤔

要知道宵宫和心海再怎么offmeta,至少外观也是不错的,而且我也整了两个小号来玩🤔但这个itto,人设还真不讨我喜,所以搞不好连小号都不想要🤔

更坑爹的是,现在honeyimpact已经放出来了itto的数据,貌似所有技能都吃def加成,所以他是五星noelle chan?问题是noelle chan是短发萌妹,还有green eyes,他有什么?🤔

而gorou也是def加成,albedo也是def加成,gorou的def加成还是按照整个队伍里岩系角色数量加的,最后整个队伍的最优解会便乘四岩队,其中三个还是def加成的(当然,加上c6 noelle chan的话整个队伍都是def加成的了🤔

至少目前,我觉得这个队伍一点都不好玩,而且meta魔怔程度可以说是仅次于eula chan的物伤队了🤔c1钟离共鸣队还可以整点烂活,这个def四岩连整活都整不了🤔

另外一方面,我也不觉得米社的def加成角色会在meta方面超过传统的atk加成角色,我不是很信任米社脑瘫数值策划的业务水平🤔

当然,所有的这些到2.3都有可能变,itto会像raiden或者aJAJAJAJAJAka那样在测试服里加强上个十次甚至九次,新的圣遗物也能嗯抬def,我坐等打脸好了🤔但作为死硬派元素反应壬,哪怕albedo/gorou/itto这个组合比什么璃月3c还要meta,我仍然会觉得它毫无美感,毕竟它和noelle chan开高达有什么本质上的区别吗?🤔要玩开高达,为什么我不去玩些没有gacha还可以单机玩的/z/本萌妹游戏,去玩米社的游戏?🤔

fischlthonk

这破游戏已经出了一年了,我发现我最喜欢的萌妹几乎全来自蒙德🤔我之前列了一个tier list,从T0到T1几乎没有蒙德之外的萌妹,前几名全都是蒙德的,T1末流才有yanfei chan和sara chan,草的批爆🤔

另外我发现2.2版本最大的优化其实是网络🤔这破游戏干什么都会向服务器发送网络请求,包括捡垃圾的时候🤔问题是以前捡垃圾并没有做成异步,在服务器返回捡垃圾结果的数据之前会卡住,没法捡下一块垃圾,这样捡垃圾的体验会有肉眼可见的卡顿,尤其是在玩美服这种延迟高达300ms的外服时,能卡到按两三次f才能捡一件垃圾🤔现在搞成异步之后,捡垃圾的速度基本上和按f的速度一样了,爽死🤔

不过总体上来说,全程在线游戏本来就是非常脑瘫的设计,但不做成全程在线,又怎么去收割gacha韭菜呢(悲🤔

honkai4

米社貌似又做了一个新游戏,貌似是崩坏3的续作,现在还在cbt阶段,不清楚是画质比cuties impact好呢,还是怎么🤔但我现在只能预见一件事,那就是如果它真的用虚幻4甚至虚幻5开发的话,我再也别想impact 4k cuties了,搞不好impact 1440p cuties都别想(悲🤔

不过总体来说和meta魔怔壬相比,我有同样的钱当然倾向于升级电脑硬件,所以非常有可能我会赶在meta魔怔壬之前搞到能玩这游戏的硬件(让我们先对2022年显卡价格的走势持迫真乐观态度🤔当然,也有可能meta魔怔壬家里有矿,所以既能搞满配硬件,又能抽满命角色,而我就只能二选一咯🤔既然如此,要么我们在别的地方压meta魔怔壬一头吧,比如把钱用在雇俄罗斯黑客dump下来米社游戏的所有源代码上,我就不信meta魔怔壬往米社游戏里充几十万,米社就会送他们一直更新还可以随便打裸体mod的单机客户端(确信🤔

cuties

wiebitte?

我刚看了下官网介绍,这玩意是个回合制rpg?🤔那就拉鸡八倒吧,我能通关perusona是因为我能随便改它,这是款gacha,肯定不会赋予我随便改它的权力🤔

不过另外一方面,这也是件非常有意思的事,米社居然选择进入/z/本萌妹游戏的传统领域🤔这个传统领域的特点是gameplay可以约等于不存在(至少对西式arpg玩家来说是如此,但对连根塞这样的jrpg魔怔壬来说,恐怕就是相反的看法了,他一天到晚都在黑屁ubisoft的游戏,我觉得他可以去享受一下米社的这款回合制rpg),但剧情一定要做好,至少在二刺螈萌妹游戏这个类别里🤔选择这个领域可以说明米社对其编剧的水平极其自信啊🤔毕竟现在的米孝子已经开始洗cuties impact的编剧拥有全业界最高的工资水平(这tm和游戏角色比流水、饭圈偶像比销量、恶俗圈壬士比花钱有什么本质上的区别吗?),他们写的脑瘫主线剧情是套了114514个枷锁跳舞,什么照顾meta魔怔壬“轻玩家”之类的(当然,“轻玩家”已经是非常客气的说法了,如果是只会复制粘贴s1的孟德尔和更加魔怔的连根塞,绝对会把他们批斗一番然后扣上一顶“非玩家”的帽子,再打进114514层地狱)🤔那么在这个新科幻回合制rpg项目里,世界背景是科幻而不是迫真中世纪,也不用迫真写12+迫真低幼剧情,cuties impact的meta魔怔壬“轻玩家”也没什么可能顺着味来这儿,毕竟他们连arpg元素都不怎么屑于玩,怎么可能玩更加核心的回合制rpg🤔既然现在没有任何枷锁(确信),我倒想看下他们的编剧准备怎样自由地大展身手🤔我倒想看下如果米社的高薪编剧又双叒叕搞砸了,这些泡在饭圈文化里面的米孝子能不能用它们可能存在的神经网络thonk上逸已死无意思个普朗克时间,that米社的编剧到底值不值得那么多工资(半恼

kokomi impact.21.10.12

在抠抠米池子结束后的几个小时,我终于决定买一个抠抠米的小号🤔然后我发现了一个既有抠抠米又有琴酱、甚至还有c2砂糖酱的小号,只要12块钱,那就是它了(确信🤔

草的批爆,抠抠米池子最开始的时候这玩意最少也得25,到现在已经和琴酱的号一样便乘了半卖半送的玩意,以后搞不好还会和别的常驻五星一起混进所谓五星盲盒号的自动发货列表里(确信🤔但我拿到的这个实在是屌爆了,难以想象它里面琴酱的练度比我大号的琴酱还要高,一个e能上4000,这可是40级琴酱,已经有了1133/54/68🤔所以哪怕它只有ar26,我也可以搞一个琴酱和砂糖酱的双风,配上抠抠米和rosaria打永冻,冻起来之后用琴酱输出🤔

这个号练起来反正比我之前那个早柚酱的好玩多了,我打算趁2.2版本开始前搞到稻妻🤔

吴内鬼,来点琴酱:

草,我要便乘diluc,这样我就可以撸琴酱了(大嘘🤔

thonk.21.10.08

最近发现discord又一次调低了server boost的标准,level2从15降到了7,level3从30降到了14🤔让我想到曾经是30/50的时候🤔

现在搞一个50MB webhook(那天我们测了,真的能上传50MB)的成本大概是24.43美元一个月,100MB webhook是48.96美元一个月,大nitro用户分别是17.45和41.88,貌似可以和某些dedicated server甚至存储vps抗衡了(迫真🤔但还是那句话,只有一种discord迫真存储需要50MB,discord tube(悲🤔而搞discord tube的话,其实一个nitro classic就够了,什么多webhook多线程只是为了上传加速,不介意上传速度的话完全可以慢慢上传,nitro webhook大概真的只是伪需求罢(半恼🤔

另外两天前twitch的源码泄露了,顺便还有一项有意思的玩意也被打包泄露了出来,twitch主播的收入统计数据🤔更生草的是,泄漏发生的地方是4chan,换句话说,像我这种在安全圈没有壬脉的透明壬都可以搞一份🤔

上次我撸cuties impact开发者客户端的时候已经有了在4chan上面撸资源的经验了,这次不费什么力气就搞到了种子,是个125GB的种子,里面有各种包🤔

但我非常怀疑有了这些源码包就能自己在vps上搭建一个twitch了🤔它可能用了好几台服务器,甚至某些特殊优化的数据库之类的🤔当然对于真正的安全研究人员,他们可以用这些源码挖掘漏洞,拖twitch剩下的裤子,但我搞这玩意,说实话只是为了满足我的赛博收藏癖(确信🤔所以,cuties impact源码泄漏什么的,啥时候安排一下?🤔

另外4chan真是自由世界(确信)互联网的宝库,总有壬由于各种意识形态等原因,将一些按理来说只会在小圈子里流传的东西扔整个公共互联网上共享,可以说是早期互联网精神的非物质文化遗产了(确信🤔所以如果有一天有人拖了批信或者tiktok的裤子或者源码,然后扔4chan上面的话,大概这就是对web114.514时代移动封闭互联网最大的讽刺了罢(确信🤔

barbruh

草,cuties impact的迫真抽奖,我那20多个账号没一个中的🤔看来米忽悠株式会社重新定义了10%概率(确信🤔

另外新浪邮箱不清楚怎么搞的,完全用不了,而且我的几个小号貌似被改密码了🤔这就非常蛋疼了,这群贵物连我那几个已经抽了卡的也不放过?🤔

另外我用掉了一个小号,抽了半天只出了一个diluc,连抠抠米的毛都没见到,下次我还是不玩自抽了,等别人抽出来买成品吧(悲🤔

genshin cuties tier list.21.10.02

这几天突然又想到这么一个问题,cuties impact已经运营一年了,上面有几十个萌妹🤔就像meta魔怔壬经常喜欢将角色按照战力搞一个tier list一样,我寻思萌妹按照萌度也可以搞一个tier list🤔所以,我的tier list大概长这样:

T0

cuties impact里唯一的T0级萌妹只有:砂糖酱🤔

sucrose chan irl(确信

短发(我们忽略掉砂糖酱的那条小辫子)眼镜萌妹,小乳房,而且性格非常像perusona5里的futaba,要知道整个perusona系列里futaba也是T0级萌妹,简直就是长在了我的xp上🤔要是有blue eyes就更好了,但没有也没关系,反正我main砂糖酱也不是一天两天了,现在基本上我的大号是三个五星给砂糖酱护航🤔一天到晚玩剧情之后就用砂糖酱和其他人物或者场景合影(当然,我在某壕的号上用的是万叶,毕竟万叶是砂糖酱超频版🤔

更别说砂糖酱的gameplay基本上代表了这游戏最核心(在别的游戏里找不到)的玩法:元素反应熔炉,而在所有风系角色里面,砂糖酱做什么都是元素反应熔炉,连普攻都是,连扔个e或者q都能加元素精通,一个sacrificial fragments就能毕业,不要求精炼,不吃五星武器,是所有元素反应壬的waifu(确信🤔同为T0级萌妹,在perusona5里futaba只是个纯辅助,而砂糖酱已经可以站场输出了🤔

另外尽管我经常找fischl chan和其他萌妹的hentai撸,但我没记得找过砂糖酱的hentai,感觉砂糖酱太萌了,撸不出来(确信🤔

T0.5(大嘘

某个长得像eula chan的vtuber,主要是发型太像了,而且还有blue eyes,就像砂糖酱有blue eyes一样🤔如果eula chan长这样的话,搞不好我能直接充满命(确信🤔

事实证明,这张图很少有人能看出什么不对劲,比如eula chan为什么会有blue eyes(确信

T1

cuties impact的T1级萌妹就比较多了,这个tier里的萌妹都是合我xp的,至少得合一项🤔基本上被我叫酱的都算,首先是萌妹三幻神:

琴酱

blue eyes JAJAJAJAJA,和狼末diluc一样风鹰剑琴酱一直是常驻池的牌面,一见就爱上了(大嘘

jean chan irl(确信

看来,想cosplay琴酱,不仅要有blue eyes,还要有足够大的奶子(确信

eula chan

可以近似看作短发萌妹,但本质上是性转diluc

eula chan irl(确信

来一个双幻神合照,反正都是diluc的翅膀(确信:

真·diluc的翅膀(确信:

barbruh

also blue eyes,在琴酱diluc的组合里还有小姨子的成分在里面,是双翼diluc的隐藏翅膀(大嘘

更加常用的barbruh表情,截自barbruh约会任务翻车结局:

barbruh irl

barbruh还有一个中文声优亲自cosplay的irl,我怎么找不到了(悲🤔

barbruh中文声优cosplay,终于找到了(悲

其实我入坑这游戏就是因为看到一张barbruh用ak47一边射击一边卖萌的gif动图,然后知道它是某个游戏的mod,但那个人物来自cuties impact🤔至于我后面为什么更喜欢砂糖酱,这就像为什么我玩perusona5的时候一开始喜欢ann chan后面更喜欢futaba一样,出得晚(悲🤔另外,barbruh和ann chan长得挺像的,而且还有smaller boobs,好耶🤔

barbruh打飞机(确信

altbarbruh(确信

another altbarbruh(确信

另外我发现这游戏对blue eyes的渲染有问题,但至少barbruh和琴酱在这游戏里的模型勉强能看,不然我也不会玩到今天了(确信

刻晴

长得像喵酱(大嘘),由于出了新衣服,我直接挪到三幻神后面(确信:

再说了,刻晴的3d模型属于这游戏里质量最高的一波,光靠这个就能挪回t1了(确信🤔像mona就只能在色图里卖萌了(悲🤔

接下来是

fischl chan

green eyes,而且还有小乳房,还能让炼铜警察气得像元首一样大叫,像AGK一样砸键盘

接下来出于更加显而易见的原因,我要把

早柚酱

插在fischl chan和yanfei chan之间:

然后是

yanfei chan

green eyes,比fischl chan还要小的乳房,然而在火dps方面实在是让人一言难尽,最后只能沦为元素精通4tf用户

我还撸出了一个元素精通高达825的yanfei chan,比我给砂糖酱堆的元素精通还要高,很不幸的是yanfei chan只能堆元素精通,然后对纯雷怪物特攻了(半恼🤔

草,我发现yanfei chan和diona瞳色差不多可还行

noelle chan

green eyes,而且还是短发,只不过英文配音非常奇怪,所以我很少练

noelle chan irl

⑨条sara chan

短发,而且应该是这游戏可玩角色里面唯二的纯短发

最后当然是

荧酱

也是短发,但为什么有那两段前发

T1.5

aJAJAJAJAJAJAJAka

blue eyes,但很不幸的是游戏里的模型是一坨屎,所以我只能说二创ayaka是T1.5萌妹,顺便,我这么多JA是给meta打出来的,ayaka英配蓄力攻击时一直浪叫,如果不打深渊我更愿意用重云,当然如果是速切ayaka的话就可以不用听浪叫了

ayaka irl(确信

mona

green eyes,而且是我目前最常用的c,然而3d模型比fanart差很多,所以无缘t1,但由于我经常用,而且和kawaii fischl chan可以组cp,提到t1.5应该没啥问题(确信

another mona(大嘘

插一段抠抠米,但我现在还在impact cuties,打完再说(半恼

T2

这个tier里的萌妹基本上是不合我xp,但我仍然感觉萌的萌妹(确信

胡桃酱

又称璃月amber,萌的批爆,而且还有和yanfei chan一样小的乳房,很不幸的是不满足我的xp,不然早就出现在T1,和fischl chan差不多一个位置了(悲

hutao chan irl

另外胡桃酱的小鬼长得像野兽先辈,尤其是在打出114514伤害时:

你是一个、一个一个一个一个胡桃酱啊啊啊啊啊(半恼

lisa

green eyes,而且我玩元素精通lisa的历史比砂糖酱不知长到哪儿去了

lisa irl(确信

这个lisa irl实在是萌的批爆,想草(

顺便插播一条冷知识:lisa已经30多岁了(悲🤔

amber和稻妻amber

可以说yoimiya在人设和萌度上都是amber的升级版,然而还是不合我xp

amber irl

yoimiya irl

那几个萝莉都挺萌的,但列为T1怎么看怎么政治不正确(再说了尽管114514只炼铜出警魔怔壬天天辱骂我事炼铜术士,但萝莉真不是我的xp,fischl chan这样的才是),所以我只能扔T2了(悲🤔排名的话,77 > diona > sayu chan > klee🤔

77是我最喜欢的short haired cutie(确信🤔不过话说回来小号歪77我还真不知道怎么玩了,大号我也许可以给77安排一个位置,比如搭配重云增加冰伤uptime之类的,77冰伤rof大概比冰刻晴还要高🤔

diona也是短发,还有blue eyes,但我不是很喜欢游戏里的模型,所以我只能用来meta了🤔

早柚酱玩起来挺有意思,据说也是短发,但奇怪的是我萌不起来,至于klee,实在是无感(悲🤔

不多说了,早柚酱已被挪到了t1(确信🤔

另外还有

paimon(大嘘

paimon irl(大嘘

T114514

没有在这个tier list里的萌妹,我表示完全不感兴趣,比如甘雨🤔但甘雨池子出了我也得抽,而且还得是大号抽,小号不行,毕竟重新定义meta🤔

thonk

另外在长达114514天的完善(大嘘)这篇文章的过程中,我发现了这么一个网站,上面有各种二刺螈萌妹(不限cuties impact)cosplay:https://mitaku.net/🤔

另外我发现那个搞出tankeqing的uyuy还有eula chan系列,而且某个恐婚聊天室的坦克世界频道里的坦克eula chan还真是它,草死🤔看来uyuy和lea chan的裸照一样可以当troll material用了吗(确信🤔

thonk.21.10.01

我又买了两个cuties impact小号🤔这几天的迫真周年福利对像我这样的小号乐子壬来说还是有点意义的,比如8000原石的小号直接从50抽升级到了70抽,70抽绝大多数情况下都能出当期up了(确信🤔再不济还可以兑换5个纠缠之缘,75总能出了吧🤔

而且它还有35个相遇,运气好的话能出个刻晴或者五星武器🤔尽管理论上来说8号之前参与活动的号都能领完那10个纠缠(2.1结束时间是13号早上6点,最后一次可以算“一天”的时间是13号早上6点,所以攒够7天的最终截止日期是8号早上3:59),但不清楚那四个邮件最迟什么时候领🤔

我反正接下来每天买两个自抽号,等活动结束了就有大概14个可以抽出五星的号,大概可以应付下接下来几个卡池了🤔

另外我觉得把60原石叫做6块钱是一种极大的误解,因为如果直接氪金的话比率的确是10:1,但即使在这种情况下,使用首充重置也能便乘20:1🤔那么,对月卡用户来说,比率难道不是90:1或者100:1(如果算上那300个直接到账的创世结晶的话)?🤔对我这样的小号乐子壬来说,我花八块五买了一个50抽的小号,再加上领的那些,比率是不是已经突破了1000:1?🤔对那些找人代肝活动的人来说,活动奖励和真的人民币的比率是不是就更加无法确定了?🤔所以,我还是称呼原石好了🤔

lumimethonk

我买小号的时候会遇到一些不太靠谱的卖家,比如某个卖家两次给我的号都有问题,一次上面只有700个原石,另外一次完全登不上去🤔尽管理论上来说他们的迫真售后可以给换号,但他们能做的也只有换号了🤔比如还是那个壬,他第二次出问题的时候给我换了一个只有5000原石的,这算不算第三次出问题了?🤔我甚至寻思他们是不是不具备生产小号的能力,只能从哪儿进一笔货然后转卖🤔

不过这次他再也不换号了,给我退款一半解决🤔我看了一眼抽卡记录,只有角色up池有记录,好像抽了26发来着,才出了一个行秋,所以我觉得这还行,毕竟在抽出五星之前,无论什么时候在up池抽的都算,所以理论上来说这个号的抽卡结果和我的其他小号并没有什么太大区别(确信🤔

barbruh

我拿那个小号随便抽了一下,草,出了个77🤔我倒是有好几个77小号,不过77到底有什么玩头🤔

der paimongang.21.09.30

草,米社滑跪了,送出了1600个原石和一个音乐会主题翅膀,带伟哥这下目测要损失114514个别墅了(sarcastic🤔

作为小号乐子壬,我有一堆小号等着领白嫖20抽🤔然而极其不幸的是,当前卡池无论武器还是角色都垃圾的批爆(悲🤔估计只能攒到以后再抽了🤔

当然所谓的leak中文频道在我终于决定impact一会儿cutie的时候又在辩论(迫真)了,便乘了不知多少方混战🤔居然没人讨论下一个卡池出什么(其实我觉得可能抠抠米比公子更具性价比吧,别看抠抠米只能输出8000普攻伤害,公子要在e的时候平均8000你知道需要多高练度吗🤔

聊天室外,外网的魔怔壬也像中修的魔怔壬一样魔怔,对米社的其他游戏进行了国际主义万岁冲锋(大嘘),等等,他们冲明日方舟干什么?🤔草,各种语言的一星爆破了明日方舟的google play页面,这已经不是一般的魔怔壬了(半恼🤔谁教的他们,像中修魔怔壬一样无脑冲的🤔

他们甚至还冲了google classroom,草,哪个国家的小屁孩上网课上魔怔了?🤔这下米社估计要向全网谢罪了(确信🤔

前有明日方舟的魔怔壬发klee断头图,后有米忽悠株式会社的魔怔壬review bomb明日方舟,草,这就是二刺螈饭圈世界大战吗,爱了爱了(sarcastic🤔

barbruh

可见,如果你还想要享受米社的游戏的话,有一个良好的心态是非常重要的🤔

考虑到米社游戏在二刺螈萌妹gacha游戏里超然的事实垄断地位,再考虑到它在所有开放世界游戏里面只能排中等的地位🤔玩cuties impact最佳的心态当然是把它假装成一款普通的在线游戏玩(确信🤔

所以需要做的是只充小月卡,大月卡如果追求bp武器的话充,bp武器没有需求的话就免了,但无论如何,绝对避免直接氪金,哪怕喜欢的角色没了(小号,请🤔trust me,不充钱你只会后悔错过某个角色,但充了远高于月卡的钱抽到某个角色,只会让你更后悔,因为这个角色不见得如你所预期的那么meta,而此时你会突然发现在这个角色上花的钱的绝对数额已经是别的角色的不知多少倍了🤔以这种负罪感玩这个账号,人迟早有一天会被米社经常性的脑瘫操作逼魔怔(悲🤔

这游戏现在对月卡玩家是极其友好的,甚至比ubisoft的在线游戏和gta online(如果不考虑开挂的话)还要友好🤔gacha什么的就装装样子,反正月卡两个池子只能出一个五星,而如果是up的话可能会降到四选一(悲🤔

在这种力度和期望之下,你会神奇地发现所有社区drama基本上和你没有什么关系了,然后你就可以愉快地impact cuties顺便看社区笑话了(确信🤔

当然也并非完全免drama,比如米忽悠株式会社真的彻底橄榄了内鬼的话,那么你的meta大业就真的彻底完蛋了🤔但之前我论证过米社不可能彻底橄榄内鬼,那么月卡迫真普通online玩家还是有活路的(确信🤔

但无论如何,玩任何游戏最终目标就是为了享受玩它的时光,如果你发现已经无法享受某款游戏的话,要么是这游戏有问题,要么是你的玩法有问题🤔而相应地,要么退游,要么换玩法,而去游戏外和不知道多少种势力的壬pvp是游戏“玩法”里最遭罪的一种,尽可能避免🤔

换玩法自不用说了,cuties impact除了魔怔meta玩法外,其实元素反应玩法是更加轻松的,可以作为一种享受🤔元素精通4tf这样的生草玩法就更不用提了(除了coop可能被壬骂混子,我的元素精通4tf雷电将军被乳的次数可能比我的元素精通4tf刻晴被乳的次数还要多🤔但退游的话,还有哪些不是米社出的二刺螈萌妹(而且没有gacha)游戏可以玩呢?刚好我之前不是说要写一个二刺螈萌妹游戏专栏吗,那就写在这里了🤔

cutie games

其实,不管前面有没有加二刺螈,萌妹游戏这个词一开始被发明出来的时候是个绝对的贬义词,用来讽刺某些剧情不行,gameplay迫真模仿某款热门游戏,graphics无限接近于10年前,大概只有音乐听起来像是认真做了,但它有大量萌妹,所以玩家才去买单的游戏🤔没错,第一个被我用“萌妹游戏”形容的就是senran kagura estival versus,又称二刺螈萌妹版无双🤔

它可以说是,按照1⑨年的迫真塞尔达玩家的说法,彻底抄袭三国无双系列了,尤其是那段时间我也在同时玩真三国无双7🤔无双标志性的c-skill可以说是一毛一样了,甚至连等级压制都一毛一样🤔它的萌妹是真的萌,但奶子也是真的大,大到我不得不使用一款小乳房mod改成了一半大小(悲🤔

当然和绝大多数的萌妹游戏一样,这破游戏也可以装裸体mod,但它的奶子就是个贴图,是没有乳头的,看起来没有mass effect andromeda良心(大嘘🤔后面我发现它居然出了一个乳头mod,实现方式极其生草,将某个佛像改造成乳头的颜色,然后将其缩小到原来的0.1还是0.05倍来着,按照严格的六自由度坐标设置好,然后,这些改造贴图后的佛像就便乘了萌妹的乳头,草的批爆🤔那么,很明显我的那些小乳房mod就没法用了,不然我还得自己摸索那六个自由度不成?不过有乳头的话奶子再大我也不关心了(确信🤔

接下来我玩了一款叫做valkyrie drive bhikkhuni的萌妹游戏,出于某种原因它和skev经常被并列提及,可能的原因是这游戏里面的萌妹也有超大号奶子🤔但这游戏到现在我都不太清楚玩法,而且由于某种原因它在我的机子上面有各种bug,玩了两关也没再继续🤔因为很快,我就去玩senran kagura shinobi versus了🤔

当然,我在此点名表扬这三款游戏的音乐,你们可以自己找专辑下,反正质量非常高就是了,但和正经游戏相比,用心做的只剩下音乐了🤔甚至以更概括的角度来看,“用心做音乐、用脚做游戏”就是萌妹游戏最鲜明的特征,以至于等我impact cuties的时候,我居然开始感叹“cuties impact连游戏都是用心做的,只有数值是用脚填出来的”🤔

除此之外我还玩了一款叫做mental omega的ra2yr mod🤔当然它本身不是什么萌妹游戏,但它里面有几个英雄角色被设计成了二刺螈萌妹的样子,所以也算某种程度上的二刺螈萌妹游戏了(确信🤔比如yunru chan

ra2yr原版yuri改名(大嘘)的epsilon阵营也有萌妹,叫做libra chan

Foehn Revolt阵营还有一个叫做eureka chan的短发萌妹🤔

这三个刚好可以组成RGB eyes(确信🤔

貌似还有一个骨科兄妹的alize chan,但那个没什么人记得

mo最屌的是其社区氛围,至少17年的时候二创水平堪比现在的cuties impact,这可不是什么二刺螈托拉斯搞出来的利维坦,这只不过是一个将近20年前的rts游戏的一个mod🤔那些萌妹也有人各种画二创,当然我没有画萌妹的能力,所以只写了些生草剧情,比如迫真论证epsilon帝国=西晋🤔

17年一过,我开始玩起了perusona🤔记得我当时对perusona5的第一印象是:这破游戏里萌妹的乳量居然是正常的(悲🤔可见我之前玩的都是什么寄吧🤔通关perusona5后我又玩了3和4,不过都没玩通关🤔因为那时我就已经去到处找perusona相关系列的冻鳗和演唱会看了,还学会了一个新的名词:BDMV🤔至于征战onedrive和google drive然后双双翻车这种事,可真是蛋疼啊(半恼🤔

从游戏质量上来说,perusona系列的音乐质量是顶级的,大概和cuties impact的音乐质量一样高到离谱,但如果在它们之间硬是比出个高下的话,那我只能说cuties impact的音乐更甚一筹,毕竟米社能够请不止一个国家的整个交响乐团来制作音乐,而atlus大概只有在开演唱会的时候会这么做(确信🤔况且和cuties impact这款游戏一样,米社的音乐团队好歹也有点“为国争光”的意义在里面,这已经很难被视为两个游戏公司之间的比较了,而是国与国的比较(确信🤔

不过话这么说,但我可以毫不客气地单方面认为,perusona5里仍然存在一些做得像屎一样的音乐,比如mementos(原版),和奥村宇宙飞船的所有音乐🤔刚好那时我在玩ffxv,所以这部分都被我用ffxv的歌曲全部替换了🤔这说明atlus的音乐团队和square enix的相比还是差那么一到两个档次(悲🤔

说到ffxv,我之所以会去玩perusona5,就是因为这款游戏和ffxv由于是同一个时间段出的被拿来强行比较,意思是/z/本游戏工业的集大成之作(而且还用了自制引擎哦,ff7re都堕落到用ue4了)连个二刺螈萌妹游戏都比不过🤔不过ffxv我也是当作三刺螈萌妹游戏玩的,一天到晚只知道给kawaii iris chan拍照🤔那时已经是18年了,/z/本游戏工业早就衰落了可能半个decade了吧,所以ff系列当萌妹游戏玩没啥问题(确信🤔

除了音乐外,perusona5的图像大概就像一款ps3中期或者说dx10刚普及时的游戏,但至少用来显示萌妹是足够的🤔而它最大的卖点其实是剧情,好到atlus株式会社宁肯滥用dmca送妈也得爆破掉剧透视频的程度🤔当然,后面它把剧透时间从游戏时间四月份改到了真正的剧情转折点,但这种按照游戏内时间长臂管辖的行径仍然司马🤔和ffxv这种前面剧情像点样子到第⑨章开始全线翻车(你以为cuties impact的2.1剧情就叫翻车的话,ffxv后面一半的内容可比这个严重多了,而且翻车的不止是剧情,所有东西包括你可以实际游玩的东西都翻车了)的悲剧相比,perusona5剧情的质量可以说是支撑到了游戏后期,很少人能够肉眼可见后期删掉了一整章,但它那时质量只是下降了一点点而已,这在项目管理像屎一样的/z/本游戏里已经可以算是非常了不起的成就了(确信🤔

从这几个萌妹游戏的例子里我们可以看出,绝大多数的萌妹游戏,它们的核心卖点是极其单一并且脆弱的,比如senran kagura的卖点是奶子,而perusona系列的卖点是剧情🤔以至于对前者来说小乳房mod可以摧毁它,而对后者来说一个放别的游戏里无伤大雅的gameplay视频就足以摧毁它(悲🤔当然gameplay视频到底算不算侵犯游戏公司的著作权到今天还是一个充满争议的问题,不过我认为不是,因为gameplay是玩家在play,玩家可以用任何姿势play,也就能生成每次都不一样的视频🤔但如果atlus株式会社认为是的话,是不是在暗示他们的屑游戏压根就没有什么gameplay、全程约等于播片呢(手动wiebitte?🤔

而且更生草的是,我记得那时就有一群atlus孝子在那翼赞atlus株式会社爆破别人youtube频道的司马行为了,和现在的米孝子简直一毛一样,看来游戏社区饭圈化并不是这几年才发生的事情,也不仅限于手游🤔而说到对游戏角色的崇拜,perusona5里的魔怔akechi骨肉皮和cuties impact里的魔怔公子骨肉皮不敢说一毛一样,也差得不多了(悲🤔

从某种程度上来说,atlus孝子的司马行径直接将我从atlus株式会社的潜在翼赞壬逼成了坚定的atlus黑,米社我偶尔还会夸一下,但atlus我没有一点好感🤔所以,和米社的游戏差不多,对于perusona系列来说,出于我个人经历,为了你们的discord账号安全,最好还是别混圈了(悲🤔就算要混圈也最好用小号混,不然等你的discord大号因为无妄之灾被所有的perusona相关聊天室联合封禁、被akechi聊天室里的魔怔玩意捏造举报材料橄榄(我觉得它们肯定做过了,但discord貌似不是很相信它们)并按照它们的说法“在整个互联网上赶尽杀绝”的时候,别怪我没提醒过你(悲🤔

perusona的一年结束,我们来到了1⑨年(确信🤔这一年我没玩过太多二刺螈萌妹游戏,我都在玩些正经游戏,当然光荣的无双系列我是当作三刺螈萌妹游戏看待的(确信🤔对了,我怎么能忘了巨人无双2呢,那个是真·二刺螈萌妹游戏🤔

后半年玩的是vc系列,先是vc4,然后是vc1,vc2和vc3玩不下去,但总体来说到今天我是难以相信我居然能玩通关vc系列,按理来说我最讨厌srpg了🤔可能vc系列的确对传统srpg做出了些许改良,让我能玩下去🤔对了,我当时写的吐槽vc4剧情的玩意现在还在🤔

vc系列也有几个萌妹,出于显而易见的原因,我最喜欢的是riley chan和cosette chan🤔很不幸的是vc萌妹的二创实在是太少了,连mental omega的都不如,所以我经常会干些将别的冻鳗作品里的萌妹误认为是vc萌妹的事情,比如touhou里的alice chan就经常被我误认为是cosette chan🤔从此,vc聊天室里大量充斥着alice chan的色图🤔

我发明了一个叫做altsette的单词来描述这种现象或者这种萌妹,altsette意思是alternate form of cosette,但我敢肯定的是alt-某个萌妹和野兽先辈新说并没有什么本质上的区别,因为它们使用了相同的迫真论证过程:

Cosette Coalhearth = Alice Margatroid theory:
- cosette chan is a blonde short haired cutie, and alice chan is also a blonde short haired cutie
- cosette chan has blue eyes, and alice chan also has blue eyes
- cosette chan wears pink handband, and alice chan also wears pink handband(确信

以此可以推论alice chan就是cosette chan的同素异形体(确信),q. e. d.

所以别的萌妹的alt也是存在的,比如barbruh是altann或者ann chan是altbarbruh(确信🤔或者最近流行的某个vtuber是alteula🤔更别说cuties impact至少有两个角色和incel3的没啥太大区别🤔但altsette应该是这个梗里最出名的🤔

其实touhou alice chan被认为是cosette chan应该只算一个意外,但后面我开始主动狩猎altsette,比如少前的m1911 chan就被我强行划为altsette,然而并没有什么卵用,m1911 chan的二创比cosette chan还要少(悲🤔至于最近流行的vtuber,amelia watson,的确有比alice chan还要多114514倍的二创,算是我挖掘的altsette里面唯一成功的了🤔而且,watson奶子比cosette chan的还要大🤔

20年初我玩了atelier ryza,现在感觉atelier ryza和cuties impact还是有点相似之处的,比如某些场景,也比如cuties impact也有迫真炼金术,但也仅限于此了🤔ryza chan是真的萌,音乐也是真的好听,然而gameplay也是真的无聊,像我可以忍受这游戏的半回合制,但不清楚只玩过cuties impact的玩家可不可以🤔我曾经以工业革命的角度迫真分析过atelier ryza的剧情,⑨月份的时候还想写一篇第二次工业革命为主题的迫真ryza2同人,后面这个计划被取消了,因为我已经开始impact cuties了(悲🤔可见,在对付萌妹游戏的垃圾剧情时,“我行我上”基本上已经成传统了(迫真),所以如果哪天这里突然上线一篇不知啥时候才能写完的英文fanfic的话,原来的剧情114514%是一坨屎🤔

接下来没啥好说的,因为我几乎全在impact cuties(悲🤔和别的萌妹游戏相比,cuties impact里面有一大堆萌妹,而且都是可操作角色,而且也不像vc系列那样非srpg玩家玩不下去(话说vc聊天室完蛋之后我再也没看过一眼srpg主聊天室,反而在他们的小群里面发萌妹色图啥的🤔总体来说,cuties impact比别的萌妹游戏的gameplay还是高出一档的,这就比较尴尬了,退游之后还真不知道玩些什么好(悲🤔

所以,如果有什么神奇的二进制翻译玩意,能将所有的大型主流游戏,甚至Madden NFL也便乘二刺螈萌妹游戏的话就好了,米社再也没法当二刺螈托拉斯了(确信🤔如果哪天gta6也可以便乘二刺螈萌妹游戏,各种二刺螈萌妹开着oppressor mk2天上乱飞啥的,我立即卸掉cuties impact(确信🤔

另外,我某天在某个小群里问了下有没有新出的二刺螈萌妹游戏,他们抛出了几个新的,有时间我评测下,但我估计这几天没时间(悲🤔另外有cuties impact在前,我现在对萌妹游戏的要求其实是提高了的,这些游戏不见得能像17年那样随便满足我(大嘘🤔

barbruh.21.09.29

草,就在我impact cuties到我的某块垃圾ssd又一次过热、切回主系统准备刷下胡桃群发现他们在聊些什么时🤔发现中英文leak频道,不对,所有频道居然在同时车米忽悠株式会社的迫真周年庆🤔congratulations,我浪费了人生中的另外若干个小时(悲🤔

更草的是西方世界已经开始发动review bomb大法了,genshin impact以肉眼可见的速度在google play上降到了2分以下🤔米忽悠株式会社再装死的话,恐怕genshin impact要被下架的罢(确信🤔比这个更草的是官方discord聊天室开始了6小时禁言模式,所有人都在刷77🤔wfp作为内鬼大本营,立场上算是米黑,所以才没有开始控评,但我估计别的mains就不好说了🤔

不过我寻思,米社和它的玩家还真是一对卧龙凤雏,太配了(没错,这也在骂我自己🤔米社是白嫖怪,它的绝大多数迫真卫兵玩家也是白嫖怪🤔米社妄想所有玩家往死里氪,它的玩家也妄想米社随便送五星🤔米社离不开卫兵(别看它接受采访的时候说它不鸟所有壬,玩家说什么都是白噪音,但如果卫兵真不准备给它免费公关的话,恐怕米社就得自己掏钱公关了,米社最终没有掏钱,这就说明它还是离不开卫兵),它的玩家某种程度上来说也离不开米社游戏🤔

有壬通过商业决策的方式分析米社的决策,指出米社搞周年庆活动可能会在招新和留旧之间做出选择🤔问题是由于事实垄断的存在,米社的旧玩家无论它怎么作死都会坚持玩米社的破游戏,哪怕炎上的时候暂时退了,之后也会接着回来玩并且接着氪金抽卡,那么结果就显而易见了,米社根本不需要选择,无论什么活动它都会以招新为目标,更别说周年庆,那么旧玩家很明显就便乘被舍弃的了(悲🤔所以,你便可以看到无论多好的东西,一旦它构成了事实垄断,都会变成一坨翔🤔无论2.1剧情的全线翻车,还是米忽悠株式会社和其玩家群体过于拧巴的关系,都是其事实垄断之后造成的恶果🤔

再说了,这里面冲的很多人是不是第一次玩米社游戏啊🤔早在崩坏2的时候,那时带伟哥还会和玩家辩论,他便对此游戏和接下来所有米社游戏的drama定下了决定性的轮调:“你们现在闹归闹,到时候还不是得接着玩我们做的游戏嘛”🤔四舍五入下来不就是事实垄断吗🤔现在带伟哥大概不屑于和它的玩家群体辩论了,毕竟“都是噪音”,但这个结论很不幸仍然成立:不管米社怎么作死,只要很多它的玩家找不到别的游戏玩,事实垄断仍然成立🤔

不过话说回来米社玩家的诉求混合一下,还真无限接近于噪音,草死🤔而为数不多的几次不是噪音甚至冒出打赵弹的声音时,都以米社光速滑跪(确信)而告终🤔

thonk

http://www.gamelook.com.cn/2014/07/169815每次讲米社问题的时候,我总是想把这个链接先post上去,再说别的🤔

很少人能意识到,支撑米社在崩坏2时就自作主张,到现在都能认为玩家的声音“都是噪音”,或者准确点来说达成事实垄断的倒不是别的,更不是它那篇文章里说的东西,而是其所谓“降维打击”的技术力🤔这部分技术力具体来说由这几部分组成:

  • 计算机图形学相关的技术力,主要在于用三维游戏引擎来渲染二刺螈场景,为此米社据说挖走了X海一大半(也有一说是几乎所有)的图形学人才,最终在unity引擎的基础上魔改了一顿渲染管线,这方面的技术力米社自然是t0级别的(确信

  • 设计二刺螈萌妹模型的技术力,基本上可以说是t1级别,肉眼可见cuties impact的萌妹模型有很多瑕疵,比如fischl chan的衣服

  • gameplay方面的技术力,这部分算是中规中矩,没有什么可以吹的,但至少做得不差

  • 至于所谓的开放世界方面的技术力,我觉得米社现在还处于从0到1的阶段,完全没法和什么rockstar之类的比

然而米忽悠株式会社的技术力放所有游戏里只能说中等,和那些真正的大厂没法比🤔而放在所有游戏类型里面,它其实也构不成什么垄断,比如它就没法让那些玩Madden NFL的玩家抛弃Madden NFL玩它(按照这个理论,Madden NFL在橄榄球游戏里也达成了事实垄断,当然ea sports为什么能够垄断橄榄球游戏或者为什么Madden NFL玩家没有每天对着ea塔塔开是另外一个问题等等,Madden NFL 21被彻底冲烂了🤔再说了,游戏只是一种文化产品,它整个类别加起来也不是什么像电力一样的生活必需品,现在已经出现了“事实垄断”的特征,这很难不让人thonk哪里出了问题🤔

那问题当然是出在米社的核心玩家身上啊!他们似乎脱离了米社的游戏就不会玩游戏了一样,我以为cuties impact的玩家群体按理来说会比incel3更加全面一些,但脱离了cuties impact他们仍然没游戏玩🤔但凡他们有很多游戏选择,或者更进一步,在二刺螈萌妹arpg这个流派里有很多游戏选择,这事也不会便乘现在这样🤔

所以,第一次参与米社炎上的玩家可能认为冲米社有用,但冲的次数多了,是个壬都会发现,哪怕真的刺杀成功带伟哥和蔡桑了,只要米社的事实垄断仍然成立,那么很多事情都不会改变🤔就算带伟哥已经死了,玩家已经换了一波又一波人,10周年庆米社也可以随便作死🤔而且对于还关心cuties impact剧情的人来说,2.1剧情摆烂将成为一个新的开始,以后cuties impact剧情只会越来越烂🤔

讽刺的是,想让cuties impact变得更好,恐怕只能有人下场做一款比cuties impact更好的二刺螈gacha萌妹游戏,然后在它的主场上打败它了(悲🤔或者至少在它的客场打败它,比如西方市场🤔说得难听点,米社能够在cuties impact这个项目上达到的上限,将取决于其竞品的水平,只要这个竞品在剧情上做得比cuties impact稍微好一点点,米社就能立即飞了它现在的脑瘫编剧,换个好的,哪怕换个一点二刺螈浓度都没有的,也就是所谓的外人,只要他够专业就行🤔只要这个竞品搞个角色的总价比cuties impact便宜一半,它就算不立即降价也会变相降一部分价,并在节日啥的大幅度发福利,来掩盖自己不愿意降价的事实(确信🤔只要这个竞品不卡圣遗物啥的,你信不信米社连substat优化都能搞出来?🤔所以,难道我在暗示搞一款开放源代码的二刺螈萌妹游戏,然后导入cuties impact的模型?

现在问题是:谁下场?🤔以技术力来分界,中修其他二刺螈萌妹手游的厂子根本没有入场的资格🤔网易有点迫真二刺螈玩意,但它的二刺螈游戏对玩家的友好程度还不如米社的,而且也不是3d🤔网易和腾讯加起来在三刺螈3d方面有点技术力,但让它们搞二刺螈3d,技术力方面得打个折扣,这样不严谨地算下来,还是会划为技术力不如米社的一类🤔更别说这几家的企业文化和二刺螈差远了,也没有像米社一样动不动all in的投资习惯(要知道米社为了达成二刺螈萌妹游戏方面的事实垄断,all in的不只是钱,而且还有时间,它从创立到现在所有的时间都在all in二刺螈萌妹游戏🤔所以,结论是国内产生不了cuties impact的竞品(悲🤔

那么西方世界呢?🤔比米社技术力好的多了去了,rockstar和ubisoft都有多年的开放世界设计经验,还有一些不怎么出名的小厂,比如做saints row系列的🤔但和腾讯非常类似,他们没有二刺螈的文化氛围🤔但在西方世界的所有厂子里,我觉得ubisoft最有可能出cuties impact的竞品,因为(接下来是类似于野兽先辈新说的迫真论证过程:

  • ubisoft做过不知道多少年的开放世界游戏,搞不好按照总量来算的话远超其他厂子(确信
  • ubisoft的开放世界游戏有着极高的产量和产出速度,尽管这种流水线产品的质量的确有点问题,但也意味着一款二刺螈萌妹游戏能被很容易安排进他们的产线
  • ubisoft作为刺客信条系列的开发者,其编剧团队也许具有足够的人文素养,能够完成“七国旅行记”这样的cuties impact剧情,甚至米社只是在吹牛批的时候ubisoft早就把七国剧本都写完了
    • 而且,ubisoft至少绝对不会写米社在2.1里面的那种垃圾主线剧情,那么问题来了,雷电将军是不是templer而心海是不是assassin?但就算嗯套刺客信条世界观,或者崩坏世界观,也比现在这个雷电将军是稻妻futaba而心海是稻妻aqua的剧情好114514倍
  • 在开放世界填充物方面,ubisoft大概是t0级别的(确信),它做的萌妹游戏在填充物上绝对不会比cuties impact现在的填充物还要无聊
  • ubisoft使用的引擎质量是非常高的,估计改成二刺螈渲染,画面反而比米社的魔改unity要好很多,只不过很多人的显卡吃不消就是了
  • ubisoft身处自由世界(确信),在写剧情方面有极高的自由度,也许在剧情党眼中它有足够的实力单方面屠杀剧情摆烂的米社游戏,并在西方市场借此橄榄cuties impact,或者至少倒逼后者提升下剧情水平(

好了,吹ubisoft时间结束,剩下几家呢?rockstar?它做个gta6都得不知憋多少年,更别说转型做二刺螈萌妹游戏了🤔electronic arts?它有做过开放世界游戏吗(代理发行的不算)?它的frostbite引擎我倒是挺tm馋的,可惜ea不对外出售,也没有源码可以魔改二刺螈萌妹引擎(悲🤔至于那些欧美做开放世界的小厂,让他们all in一款萌妹游戏,哪怕它能gacha个gta online出来,也不是他们能够承受的风险(悲🤔没错,那个做cp77翻车的cdpr也是小厂🤔

至于二刺螈的带本营,/z/本,做二刺螈萌妹游戏的不少,但都做得不大,技术力上有非常严重的问题,早年还仅仅是不如西方而已,现在连中修都不如了(悲🤔而且/z/本人的商业头脑也是极其有问题的,宁肯在主机上吊死也不愿开展新的领域,发明了gacha这种商业模式却被中修发扬光大,实在是太丢人了(半恼🤔

wiebitte

所以,作为盲动型迫真乐观主义者,我只能希望有某个美国的独立(迫真)游戏团队(另外我写过文章调侃过美国的独立游戏圈子,所以这里也是在打趣),有着二刺螈浓度溢出的创始人,他们看到自家二刺螈萌妹游戏市场被中修单方面屠杀,激发起了他们的爱国心(大嘘),让他们产生了在毕业后做一家二刺螈萌妹游戏厂商,并在gacha游戏的正面战场击败邪恶的中修厂商的想法🤔几年后,你得到了美国米忽悠(确信🤔

不过为什么是美国?因为中修自己已经产生不出第二家米忽悠了🤔你知道米忽悠从三个创始人大学毕业花了多少时间才能达到做cuties impact需要的技术力吗,换句话说中修的游戏工业化之烂是很难忽视的🤔而美国至少现在还有完整的游戏工业,那么他们出了大学搞不好只要一两年就有cuties impact级别的全套技术力了(确信🤔另外一方面,在剧情方面,美国有相对较为宽松的言论环境,所以能搞出更高质量的剧情,这样才能有机会在正面战场上击败米社🤔/z/本也许有宽松的言论环境,但技术力不够🤔西欧国家和美国差不多,但又没有美国那样的创业投资环境(顺便一提ubisoft的主力在加拿大,而从市场来说加拿大和美国没啥区别,所以和那个广为流传的乳ea段子不一样,我视ubisoft为美国的厂子🤔

至于米社的主场,中修市场,我觉得那个可能存在的美国米忽悠进不来🤔至少由于他们创始人的美国身份,无论他们准不准备在剧情里塞美式私货,所有壬都会认为他们塞了,那么中修的审查制度肯定不会帮他们,帮他们墙掉整个游戏倒是可以做的(确信🤔按照米社的尿性,哪怕他们在西方市场被彻底橄榄,他们也只会想办法降低国际服的角色成本,国服搞不好还是该怎么办怎么办,反正incel3不就是这么做的吗🤔

所以,悲观的结论是,考虑到中修的游戏工业化之光就是这么个司马玩意,还是赶紧run吧(悲🤔至于米社的核心玩家,恐怕只能接着受苦了,谁让他们没法玩别的游戏呢(绝望🤔

像我就只把这游戏当萌妹版gta online玩,反正gta online里面我也要么只开单人session要么只和好友玩🤔只要不把它当gacha game玩,它就没那么多屁事,反正它每次只能二选一或者四选一,取决于50/50有没有歪🤔gta online里面我也开小号,cuties impact我也开小号,相比之下cuties impact开小号还方便🤔

除此之外,尽管最近几年我倾向于玩所谓的二刺螈萌妹游戏,我的游戏口味向来极其广泛,从arpg到射击到动作类到回合制rpg甚至rts,我都能玩下去,唯一一个不能接受的类别是回合制策略,但属于srpg的vc系列我也能玩(确信🤔更别说三四年前萌妹游戏是我创造出来黑某些游戏的词,所以我并非像米社的某种核心玩家一样,非二刺螈萌妹游戏不玩🤔尽管现在看来,我还是希望更多的游戏流派能二刺螈化,多装备几个萌妹🤔

改天我开一个新文章主题,来谈我这几年玩过的二刺螈萌妹游戏,还有我对这一流派的未来展望之类的(确信🤔

wiebitte.21.09.28

2.1版本快结束的时候,cuties impact终于迎来了逐月节🤔这玩意算是大型dlc剧情了,光开篇剧情便长达两个小时,简直比抠抠米的传说任务还要长(确信🤔

非常生草的是,我到今天还没写完的genshin frontier里将元素精通刻晴和香菱通过万叶搞成了cp,结果这个逐月节剧情里面,刻晴还真和香菱搞成了一对cp🤔

但接下来就非常坑爹了,它的活动主体居然是找宝箱和神瞳🤔草,我最讨厌的就是在这游戏里找神瞳了🤔尤其是后期,我根本不知道它最后几个宝箱藏在哪儿,哪怕我拿到平面地图了,我也没法用它,我怎么可能知道那些点里哪些我已经开了,哪些还没开呢?🤔所以最后,我的进度停留在了98%🤔

它倒是有个迫真提示功能,但一次性貌似只提示75%的箱子,剩下的得自己找(悲🤔我看第二天它能不能把最后两个箱子提示出来🤔